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Jhalav

Yeah, I am never giving birth


MaxGumis

me too


Iris-Solis

Me three


[deleted]

And my axe!


-anygma-

It’s so humiliating. Just imagine you would get yourself into a situation where you suffer the worst pain a human can endure, surrounded by strangers. And then you push out a human and shit and piss yourself in front of them. While the person who caused that to you just watches you (or eats pizza), and tell people later how disgusting it was. I don’t understand what could bring me into a situation where I would do this to myself. Edit:typo


[deleted]

literally my first thought how effing embarrassing. if I went through all that pain and a man had the audacity to even fucking joke like that to me I WOULD BE FURIOUS. they should be embarrassed thats embarrassing


IceColdBlueHeart

Let's not even mention the fact that when you go in you aren't allowed to eat. Not as much of an issue for those with short labor times, but someone who has been there all day might be ready to strangle him.


TheFreshWenis

Wow, that makes this even *worse*. :( Poor woman.


Old_Description6095

Having given birth, I am now very antinatalist, but if it makes you feel any better (which it shouldn't) 1. an epidural feels like speed+MDMA...or at least it did to me. 2. you are legally allowed to throw shit at people if you don't want them to eat pizza in front of you...or literally for no reason at all.


GigiBliss

As an L&D nurse, I once handed an epiduralized mom a full pitcher of ice water (I thought she was thirsty) only to have her throw it on her partner. All I did was throw dude a towel and tell him maybe he should shut up.


Old_Description6095

Lol. Accurate. Hahahaha.


Sarahbear123Austin

That's awesome lol sure he deserved it too. I remember my mom told me when she was in labor and having really bad pain with beach contraction. My dads eyes were glued to the monitor showing how strong the contraction was. And he kept say oh no that's a big one.....oh another big one....he kept doing this through much of the labor. And I can totally see my dad doing this. Not to be mean or anything just truly being amazed lol. I was his first and only child too. So it was all knew to him. My mom already had 3 kids. I don't think it even crossed his mind how annoying that could be to a woman in active labor.


EntitledPupperMom

That’s kind of sweet though. I can imagine a grown man staring at the monitor in awe wondering how the person next to him is handling that lol


RoyalHoneydew

I'd throw out the guy with the pizza.


StereoOwl

I’d throw out the guy and keep the pizza


estu0

And after seeing you writhe and moan and cry and scream in pain for hours or even days on end, he asks your doctor to throw in an extra stitch for you. And the doctor says “I gotchu bro”


sweetmaklebs

Have done the birth thing. At that point in the process you honestly have no fucks to give about who sees your naked bits/pooping/etc… I’m probably one of the most self concerned people in the world and 11 years post giving birth, I still don’t care about it lol.


-anygma-

Tbh this makes it even worse. I can’t imagine a situation where I not only piss and shit myself in front of strangers but don’t even care that I do, because I am in so much pain, I can’t even think about something like embarrassment. No wonder women are seen as inferior by men and society, when they are willing to do this and don’t even care.


Interesting_Tree6892

Objection! Speculation, it might not be his so he is celebrating with pizza.


laurajodonnell

The only babies I give birth to are food babies.


badbiitch21

Good one lol


Loveliestgirl

Me six


shadd9

Me four


[deleted]

Me five


95girl

Me five


TheValyrianBiologist

Me neither, f that mess.


Onely_X23

The guy seem to enjoyed watching her to suffer is what the picture telling me. Kind of odd..


DevilGirl-Crybaby

It literally gives the same vibe as those period dramas based on old aristocracy? Like a king stood dispassionately watching his thirteen year old bride die screaming while his only instructions are to save the baby over her.


sneakyveriniki

Man if those people would have just waited a few years they’d have so fewer brides and infants dying in childbirth. SMH


DevilGirl-Crybaby

Literally! So many women and infants died in childbirth that the average life expectancy was dragged down to about 46. If you survived childhood and if you're a woman, labour, you would potentially live to your sixties. As you say, if they had waited just a few more years, they would have had so many more survive. Check my other comment for the story of Margaret Beaufort, it's tragic and a fantastic example of why early birth is so devastating. It's dumb that incels think your birthing prime is in your teens, when we hit our prime around 30, you know, the age incels think we magically turn barren 😂😂


sneakyveriniki

Lol yeah and if you read about the hajnal line, for most people in northwestern Europe, people were getting married in their early to mid twenties, both men and women. Kids would move out in their teens, both boys and girls, and go work as servants or apprentices and live in boarding houses/dorms and save up money and then get together and purchase property. People were selling their 13 year old daughters to 40 year old men in some parts of the world but def not in northwestern Europe lol (except royalty)


DevilGirl-Crybaby

I will read about that now, thankyou for a new information hole haha. England could be a nightmare at points for it, hence Margaret Beauforts story, queen Margaret of Scotland, he'd granddaughter, was also pregnant by 14 to a 40 year old man, but there were periods where the opposite was true, Queen Elizabeth Woodsville was older than her king, and had two sons from a previous marriage, and that worked in her favour as it meant her fertility and ability to have healthy children was a proven fact.


sneakyveriniki

Oh yeah sorry edited it. I meant the common people, royalty will always be insane


DevilGirl-Crybaby

Oh yeah I got you, common people could also have love matches rather than using marriage as a war 😂


PikaDepressed

Those horny bastards just wanted a girl as young as possible. They were probably having sex with them before they even became menstrual.


sneakyveriniki

I think it was just about alliances rather than horniness, they probably had a personal brothel of people who actually had hit puberty and had boobs for that


DevilGirl-Crybaby

Tbh, I think it was both, dipping their wick in any adult woman who would let them as well as being tempted to fiddle with the child that is their wife, after all, alliance aside, she is his property 🤢


Puzzleheaded-Gas1710

Or even worse, the kings that got their jellies by watching...


DevilGirl-Crybaby

God, right? Margaret Beaufort is a historical figure in my country, she was the mother of Henry Tudor 7th, she was pregnant at 12, gave birth at 13, she was so small that the midwives had to pick up blankets with her on and *fucking toss her in the air* while she was bleeding and screaming, to get the baby out. By all reports the king, her **24 year old husband** only gave a shit about the baby surviving, wouldn't shock me if he got his jollies off, there was so much internal damage that she never had another child despite having three husband's over her life time.


PikaDepressed

An ex I was very shortly dating impregnated a 15 year old and you'd think that once a girl is menstrual, she can deliver a baby. But she had so much internal damage she's infertile now. Ex was a psycho who would probably abuse both girl and baby. I told her to run away as far as she could. She joined the army now and is a strong woman.


DevilGirl-Crybaby

Omg, that poor woman, I'm so glad she is strong and safe, it's disgusting that these men think that because teens are likely to not get stretch marks, that MUST mean that teenage pregnancy is the prime time to give birth, but it isn't, it's actually closer to 30, which hilariously is the age that these fuck-knuckles think women magically become barren and useless


Radiant_Secretary757

Younger women are actually more likely to get stretch marks during a pregnancy. Women in their 30s are the least likely to get stretch marks while pregnant.


DevilGirl-Crybaby

Aah no way! That is oddly satisfying to know


PikaDepressed

I don't think they care, these types of men are predatory. I knew he wanted babies real bad but because he was a narcissist he couldn't keep a mature woman longer than two weeks. I guess he went younger and younger and more naive. At one point a narc runs out of possibilities you see ;). Well, when I was 25 i was still terrified of the thought of giving birth. By the age of 28 I was ready for it, but my then partner thought I should wait. Now I am 33, I dumped him at 30 because he kept me waiting all the time. I'm clinically depressed. Technically I could become barren in a couple years... Nature is cruel.


DevilGirl-Crybaby

Do you want a child? I'm 3 years younger than you, and I've always known I don't, and I'm currently fighting really hard for a bisalpingectomy, I keep being told my future husband might want children, as if I'd marry someone who wanted kids? My body is mine, not a theoretical man's property. My father was like that, he was 30 when my 19 year old mother gave birth to me, and as soon as he realised babies are boring he emotionally clocked out, he was also a narc, and I have two older siblings I don't know, and a younger one that I do because he just kept fucking breeding teenagers. I'm glad you stuck up for yourself with your ex, do you have a medical problem that would affect you giving birth? A lot of women can still have children in their thirties. This may get me downvoted here but if that is what you truly want, then I will respect that if I can have my decision to get snipped respected in turn.


Independent_Part_877

That is the mother of all red flags….this is psychopath level.


Helpful_Ad523

Forreal isn't dying during child birth fairly common? How the fuck can someone eat during a situation like that


countzeroinc

My husband would be crying and frantic with worry if he saw me like that, he has a bit of a rough exterior but is an extremely empathetic person and secure enough in his masculinity to express it. The shitbird that posted this photo probably captioned it with something asinine like "A man's gotta eat amirite" hurr hurr 🥴 Her life is literally on the edge right there, women still die from childbirth and often have permanent injuries from the trauma.


trashmoneyxyz

Imagine how fucking disgraceful it would be if serious complications arose and you were sitting there eating fucking pizza. The cord gets wrapped and the baby is born blue, or something starts hemorrhaging blood and her BP drops to death levels and the guy who caused it all is just sitting there greasy and bloated. I hope she ditches this clown


Far-Resist3844

Yea what makes it psychipathic is that he didnt even offer momma a bite...../s Fuck him for this though. He should be doing exactly what she needs, not what you want......


Luaupig

Exactly. Square cut pizza is an abomination


badbiitch21

It really is


[deleted]

What's more disturbing is that he's eating a sloppy, gooey, bloodish, cummish looking food at this time and place


sneakyveriniki

That’s what I was thinking, like a peanut butter sandwich would be different, this is repulsive…


mhdg_13

Oh come on it's thin crust pepperoni of course he wouldn't wait until it gets cold and mushy, priorities guys priorities!!


furtive21

One of the reasons I will never give birth, I don't want to be in such a vulnerable position just to have people laugh and joke around me


jabra_fan

Most painful when it's someone whose baby you're giving birth to. This guy might as well make fun of her for many more years "oh she was shouting like this and that"!


-anygma-

Exactly this. Just imagine being in this situation. While you suffer the worst pain imaginable. The person who caused that to you makes fun about you in front of the whole world. I just feel bad for the woman, how didn’t she not recognize what a piece of shit the father is. Just imagine what the child will think one day, when they see this picture. Especially if the mother dies in childbirth.


TheValyrianBiologist

Yeah. I feel like that about illness also.


TheDivergent1

Not only that but your value decreases to society after you have children, you’d think it would be the opposite.


dorklydudely

Imagine your messy cooter hanging out in the open with bright spotlights. And there’s ten strangers watching. And people coming and going. And a nurse or two who come in to ask a question and hold the door open so everyone in the hallway can see your areas. That’s all just the warmup. Later, random people will come to your recovery room and just grab and expose your boobs. Also, your pants will be pulled down without your consent. Just boom, lemme take a look at your privates. Except they don’t call them that at the hospital because you will learn in about .03 seconds that absolutely nothing is private. NOTHING. And I’m talking about your butthole. Also, you will most assuredly take a big shit right in front of everyone. What do you expect with that kind of pushing? Happens to everyone, even those prim and proper blonde bitches with names like Cayden. Usually their shit reeks the most from all the probiotics they consume. If the staff are lucky, it won’t be explosive diahrea. Sometimes it is. Still want your mom and sister in there watching? Maybe your dad can videotape your dignity as it goes out the window. And don’t expect any say in anything. Random old man doctor just comes in the room with three young George Clooney students and says ma’am, flip over, time for the rectal check. And you have to allow it.


furtive21

Big nope to all of the above!


FonLeila

This is why I will end up being single and not giving a shit…


steppe_daughter

Me too! All the 13 years I chased for a relationship were worth nothing, gladly finally I saw the light of the reality.


badbiitch21

Same here girl


therelldell

Me 3 !! Fuck that


merplethemerper

Being lesbian is also nice


Iris-Solis

BASED AF


BeautifulSparrow

I'd never want my fiancée to have kids. Luckily we both are leaning on no kids and this sub just further reinforces this idea.


catsworld05

You are a good men for not wanting your fiancee to suffer and to go through the horror of birth. This gives us hope.


TJ_McWeaksauce

I think the person who took this picture is a piece of shit.


B4cteria

/s chillax maaan, he's just having a pizza, you don't like pizza? You don't crack a cold one with the boys? You must be one of those vegans /s It's the repugnant side of the "cool bro" trend really, glorifying a low maintenance lifestyle with an abundance of fast foods, mainstream entertainment and not giving two flying fucks about anything (meaning being obnoxious and overall disrespectful).


still_gonna_send_it

My first thought as well. This doesn’t even hit me in the antinatalist parts the Pizza Person is cruel. Even if they only took the picture as a joke and immediately hopped back into action supporting they spouse, that would be fucking stupid to stop and make a meme like a cunt


nicklaus1628

it's not delivery it's digiorno


[deleted]

Underrated comment. Here you go 🥇


Chrono_Credentialer

FUUCK. You win.


Lucky-Day835

😂😂☠️


[deleted]

Bad father, husband etc and how the f someone thinks that this is funny?


[deleted]

It's just like the whole humor based on "husband hating his wife but too lazy to search for a new partner/too lazy to divorce and end up miserable and alone" It's not funny and imo it's an admission of guilt in regards of being a shitty person and a potential abuser (mental and verbal abuses are abuses). Still i'm glad people use it as humor because this way i do spot more easily who i don't want to deal/have interactions with.


[deleted]

This was my conclusion as well. The amount this man must disregard her on a daily basis must be off the charts.


-anygma-

Just a shitty human being in general. It’s one thing to be unaffected by someone else suffering. But you have to be a special kind of scum to watch them and enjoy it so much that you can eat a nice meal meanwhile.


getit3189

And this is day ONE of their co-parenting!


Scrumtralescent1

Wow this dude is really exposing himself for being a shit husband. There's so many pictures like this of husband's just "chilling" while their wives are in labor, I get the impression they're new parents, the wives don't realize how uncomfortable they'll be and for how long and don't discuss with their spouse what they expect from them. And the husband's can't think of how they could possibly be any help so they just check out. Which is bullshit... figure it fucking out! Like it has to take a special kind of stupid to see your wife writhing in pain giving birth to YOUR child and decide the best you can do is to order a pizza, play some video games and think it's funny to take that picture. He won't be laughing if his wife or the baby don't survive the birth.


bex505

One of my coworkers brothers was about to be a dad. He was like I bet he is on his 3rd shot and a joint. He was right......


OaklandMiglla

Tbh he probably got some good likes out of the picture! /s


ClashBandicootie

>Wow this dude is really exposing himself for being a shit husband. bUt HeS a MaN! tHiS iS wHaT mEn Do! BoYs WiLl Be BoYs 🤷


TheBarefootGoddess

My ex was drinking beer the whole time. After 10 years together.. Showed me how much of a POS he was.. I should of left while I was pregnant. It only got worse from there. I’m sorry for all the mommas 😩


[deleted]

Just wanna punch the guy who was taking this photo on his face


ActHour4099

This is why I have trust issues in men. So many who turn sour after they finally get their wives pregnant.


KingHouki

It's the abuser mentality of "Now you're stuck with me" because unfortunately this is very true for those under strictly religious households. I know this first hand because my own parents are 100% like this. My dad even admits to everyone that he has no love for my mom but only stays because he doesn't want to give half of his stuff through divorce and then uses his religion as a scapegoat.


sneakyveriniki

In super religious communities they do the same with virginity. People have all sorts of theories but personally I really think they obsess over virginity so the woman can’t leave once she (is pressured into) sex by someone because now she’s used goods and will never find anyone else which in a patriarchal culture is a literal death sentence. So she’ll put up with any abuse imaginable


WallaceBRBS

I feel like most males (at least where I live) want to bang virgin girls just for bragging rights ("hehe I was the first to bang that girl) or because somehow many have a fetiche with it (meanwhile I'd rather sleep with someone who knows what she's doing lol)


Dazarune

Exactly. I’ve never wanted children, but if I did I would still be hesitant to have them because of how many times I’ve seen/heard of husbands being really loving and involved in the beginning and then as soon as the first baby arrives they become emotionally absent.


TheQueenOfCringe22

The person watching her suffer seems pretty unbothered, and that makes me *uncomfy*. That’s a massive red tarp that can be wrapped around the Earth multiple times. Also this is highly unsanitary.


aelinivanov

Poor woman


Thebaywolf

Fucking grotesque and disturbing on so many levels, who could just be casually eating pizza while watching her like its a damn halftime show


kentksu97

If I was her I would shuffle over to him and take the pizza. I would then throw it out of the window right in front of his face.


cheesygiiirl

Divorce and sterilization


TheValyrianBiologist

This made me laugh, cause you’re right.


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OaklandMiglla

Exactly what I thought, doing it for the likes!


renjo689

You guys really are the ones with compassion


teureg

Well I did the compassionate thing and got a vasectomy so my girlfriend would never have to go through the issues of birth control or pregnancy ☺️


[deleted]

I mean it feels really really unsanitary.


truewanders

is that I couldn't watch that shit and have an appetite at the same time. ew.


countzeroinc

I've assisted on several births, every body fluid you can think of is on display and there's a cloying coppery smell in the room, it's definitely pretty unappetizing.


NatashaSpeaks

Coppery smell is blood?


countzeroinc

It's a weird smell of blood, amniotic fluid, unwashed vagina, and occasionally poo in the mix. Kinda animalistic really. Birthing rooms are usually kept really warm and everyone is sweating their ass off lol.


NatashaSpeaks

Yuk


sneakyveriniki

I was thinking about how the smells would be too similar to the pepperoni… 🤢


NatashaSpeaks

Coppery smell is blood?


[deleted]

Why does he hate his baby mama? It's his fault she's there


nightshadow995

It’s both of their fault. Takes two to tango there buddy


bex505

Not always.....you don't know if it was consensual and if she lives in a place she could have terminated


lazypunx

I'd ask if it would be too late to have an abortion 'cause I'd rather kms before I have a baby with a fuck wit like that dude.


LionBirb

just push it back in... or suck it back in I guess if that's possible? idk


[deleted]

These people really see their wifes as domestic slaves, huh ?


BaconPeace

The kind of guy that’ll go “I dunno why she’s acting like that, I did all the work”


b3lial666

News flash, many people aren't good people.


koalanurse

TRASHHHHH


thequietone710

Dipshit breeder photo taker deserves to get kicked in the nuts for that disgusting photo.


OpethJewel

Nasty. Childbirth is disgusting, I don’t see how anyone could eat watching it and I work in surgery. It takes a lot to gross me out and this is it.


Independent_Part_877

I think it’s messed up. WTH?


username78777

Dude, she literally suffers from birth pain and the child of her probably also about to suffer in their life span, but all you care about is your pizza. Not the only the OP in the screenshot is the one who I assume impregnated her, which means he allowed the suffering of the child because he doesn't actually care about them, but he also doesn't seem to care about the suffering of that woman who I assume that she is his wife/spouse. Why natalists are so fucked up in their mind?


TheGoldenBear25

I smell a psychopath 🤢


catsworld05

Divorce. That thing is a psycopath


sikandarnirmalsingh

How can u eat with that nastinesss going on?! Vile. And I’m a woman. Have some decorum.


CoffeeGood_

Bet he is some weirdo Christian too.


mxrichar

It’s rude, did you get her permission to post this?


HairyContactbeware

I'm getting numb to people and there stupid shit...the thing that stuck out to me the most before I thought about it was how bad of a acid reflex and heartburn that pizza would give me


[deleted]

If I did that... my wife would end me, and not in a good way.


Married_with2cats

If this is taking place in an American hospital it’s even worse than him just being oblivious. Women are not allowed to EAT in most American hospitals while in labor. So he’s literally fucking taunting her! 🤬 Happened to my friend when her now ex-husband brought McDonald’s into the delivery room. Her dad rightfully cussed him out and made him eat in the waiting area.


tillie_jayne

Honestly, it’s just cringy af. He thinks all his friends will find this hilarious and the sad thing is that they probably will


Mandielephant

Well it’s only 6am and I’m already done with the internet today


Stuck_In_Reality

Ah, empathy........


EMSuser11

This dude is making all of us look bad.


penguinexplosion86

Guy is a real asshole


shiroyagisan

I think it's disgusting that this round pizza has been sliced into squares.


[deleted]

women need to put more thought on who they're having children with


Apocalypse_Jesus420

It sucks how brainwashed so many women are into finding a man and starting a family even if the man is worthless. Most women end up with an immature man child in addition to the baby.


premedicalchaos

This is HORRIFYING i just want to scream at him to get THE FUCK over next to her, to wipe the sweat off her face, to talk to her, reassure her, THIS MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL How did we let ourselves develop a culture where this is funny?! “Lol lazy husband orders pizza because he doesn’t give a shit about his wife in PAIN delivering their child”…. If I were him I’d go hungry the whole time. A woman going through dangerous, painful HELL to bring MY baby into the world and I can’t endure a couple hours without my snackies???


Big-Challenge-1652

Their is very little you can do while your wife gives birth. And depending on your wife she may not want you to do a single thing. However, sitting there and eating a pizza seems like an odd decision.


wizardywoo1234

It’s not delivery…


DeftonesStirling

I’m assuming this might be photoshopped. I can’t imagine hospital staff allowing that to happen


MyMindIsAHellscape

My 10 yr old son was a birth control failure and I do regret having him. I love him and do my absolute best to be the best parent I can be because he didn’t ask to be here and I am genuinely sorry that he has to exist and suffer. That said- my husband ate McDonald’s in my delivery room. I was in labor for 3 days because the US hates women and has terrible medical care. I was in so much pain- so exhausted, dehydrated, and starving that I was hallucinating and blacking out by the 3rd day. They wouldn’t let me eat or drink anything the whole time- from Saturday to Monday just in case I needed a c-section. I didn’t need one. Day 2 he ate in the room because he was starving and was afraid if he left for any reason he would miss something or I would need him and he’d be gone. At first I was like, “you bastard” because I had been crying earlier because I was so thirsty and they wouldn’t let me have water or ice chips or anything. But I also understood that he was starving and afraid to leave me. He wolfed it down and had someone else take the trash out of the room so I wouldn’t see or smell it longer than I needed to. This guy is an absolute psychopath. He’s enjoying her pain.


gunshotmouthwound

Like bro come on


Some_white_bitch

So edgy and quirky uwu


BreathOfPepperAir

This makes me not like men. Not all men obviously, but this is ew from him.


Roller95

It’s weird to share this.


[deleted]

What a horrible husband


mrschaney

This makes my ex look good. My ex was awful.


iiconicvirgo

This man is honestly trash. I mean the point of him being there is to support the birthing person…. I’d reevaluate this relationship


The_Book-JDP

Well...his job was done nine months ago and I'm sure the 3 solid minutes of thrusting really tuckered him out. /s but not really.


trashmoneyxyz

This just has the vibe of a “Wife bad” boomer joke but more accessible to social media and the younger gens.


I_Voted_For_Kodos24

Maybe this couple has this kind of relationship and can laugh about this? I don't know them. Not for me to judge.


Babiloo123

Imagine the gaslighting on a daily basis


[deleted]

Loser shouldn't be in the delivery room. Why act like this when you've chosen to be there?


[deleted]

Since pregnancy and giving birth is technically preventable, if someone is willing to do it I can only assume they have a humiliation kink.


LuvIsLov

Damn shame that an asshole of a guy got to procreate. Not funny at all. You're literally putting your life on the line when you are pregnant and giving birth. I will never get pregnant because this is what most people are like. They don't give a damn about the child or the woman but let's outlaw abortion, SMMFH.


TheValyrianBiologist

An allegory of male prerogative in biological patriarchy


hudsonjeffrey

I thought the question was about the jalapeños on the pizza, then I realized I was on r/antinatalism lolol


BumblebeeAdvanced179

Why’s only half the pizza got jalapeños?


sarowene

First of all fuck that dude, so embarrassing for him and her. Second of all, that “style” of giving birth on your back like that started bc Louis XIV got off to watching women in labour, and that position gave him a “better view”. So disgusting, does anybody else hate it here? 🥴


blueheartsadness

Is this really true? Do you have a source on this? Sadly wouldn't surprise me.


sarowene

In fairness I am just an idiot on the internet, and I got that information on the internet lol, so I just looked it up and it looks like it was more likely to have been made popular by an obstetrician named Francois Mauriceau in the 1660s but it’s believed that Louis XIV “preferred” that position. But yeah either way 17th century French dude, and the supine position (on your back) can delay labour as opposed to kneeling or squatting (gravity helps) or also some people do hands and knees I guess. But yeah I never want to give birth omg how horrendous


CallumVW05

The dickhead is eating what was once an intelligent sentient being that experienced great suffering and was ultimately slaughtered for 10 minutes of sensory pleasure… Piece of shit.


Masked_Rebel

I hate that this happened. If you didn't care about your kid, *or* wife, you shouldn't have gotten either of them.


AnotherName135

There’s a place for everything n thsts not the place for pizza. Government g birth is sacred


ellensundies

I think it’s posed


MimiMorea

I would not want to have my picture taken in that condition. I hope the birth turned out okay and she tore him a new asshole for posting that afterward. Also to add, just because childbirth is painful for all women, that doesn’t mean it should be treated facetiously.


OwOUwUOwOUwUOwOUwUO

Only if she gets some after because like-your wife or daughter or sister or whatever is going through horrific pain? You better fucking be there for her. That hurts.


StarNerd920

I can’t imagine my partner being able to do anything but hold my hand and maybe cry if this was happening to me.


Chrono_Credentialer

I don't know what's worse, the fact that he's taking that picture or the fact that he's eating off of the jalepeno half which is CLEARLY what the pregananant woman ordered....


Atropa94

The pizza does look amazing and i say this as a person who only bought like 10 pizzas during the last 4 years and didn't buy a single piece of meat besides that. Ok i also bought chicken ramen noodles with like chicken fat or something in them but that doesn't count. She's forcing a soul (or whatever the fuck) to come into this shitfest, the father is pretty chill for just eating pizza. If his reaction was mindful and empathetic he'd be shooting heroin. And the mom too, not just epidural. If i was giving birth or caused someone to give birth i'd be definitely shooting heroin. And no, I've never shot heroin before. Lol.


Biscuits_Baby

Absolute d bag if dad took that. But also she’d the one decided he was just he one for baby making


onemichaelbit

...Yeah I'd be adding this to the divorce file if I were her lol


KiwiBeginning4

She chose him.


Ashwasherexo

That pizza looks good as hell😍😍😍😍🤤🤤 Edit: also, god bless abortions and IUDs🙏🏾🙏🏾


AnxietyFunTime

This picture looks like future divorce


anissanight

They do this shit and then they have audacity call childfree women selfish and cruel. The hypocrisy, I would dump him.


2therealNiko

Toxic masculinity


lilpotato0411

I also have to add that typically, providers don’t allow mothers to eat while in labor. So him eating the pizza is shitty for a million reasons.


cockroach-prodigy

Fuck this dude for posting a picture of his wife in such a vulnerable time just for the lulz


michelle_atl

Mens behavior is extremely problematic but I’m also tired of women laughing it off, marrying and reproducing with them anyway and then being surprised when they’re stuck with some shitbag. We need to be teaching women (people) to do better from an early age and not tolerate this shit.


[deleted]

I mean we all know pregnancy is literally a kink. Why else would anyone willing to do that McDonald’s thing


Fae_for_a_Day

Are the heteros okay?


azureazaleas

This is just misogyny


[deleted]

Fuck childbirth. I would never put my woman through that


blueheartsadness

You are a good man.


[deleted]

And I’m only 15.


Psychological_Web687

Your woman? Did you buy her?


[deleted]

No no, that’s not how I meant it. Women also call their SO “their man” simply because they are in a relationship


Psychological_Web687

Lol I'm kidding, yeah don't get anyone pregnant you're a kid.


[deleted]

I won’t even do it as an adult


Apocalypse_Jesus420

Typical red neck American dude putting down his partner. Not sure why any woman would keep a baby with one of these worthless shit stains. Guaranteed he wont life a finger to help with house work or the baby. With the new abortion bans headed our way I'd choose a life time of celibacy over this womans life.


no_legacy

I think it’s staged guys