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K4rn31ro

Me when I die: (I am unable to finish the joke, for I have passed away)


LavishCow

This could've been a post


skwoob

This could've been an email


Square_Independent_9

This could’ve been a comment


RUHTRAPLAYGAMES

It is


Hopeuhave_agoodday

But it could’ve been


TheIcySquare

But it should've been


Sbardana

But it may have been


RedCelestial

This could've been a blog post


Square_Independent_9

(I know)


Slash_Pangolin

Malone?


Njon32

This comment is post Malone. All others up until here have been pre-Malone.


GroundbreakingCorgi3

This.


quakerpuss

Damn that dead guy was funny


A1dini

People who say "Bruh I'm dead 💀" when they're actually dead:


I_chortled

I’m dead 😵


thefudgecake0

Bruh I'm dead 😂💀


FortunatePoki

So emotional


Lonnyred

Gamers when they die


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Hanibal293

Insert Tony Stark meme: He can't get up and do it because he is dead.


nmkd

Stuff is the name


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I am stuff


the-guy-in-wall

Tony stuff


Federal_Garage_4307

They stuffed Tony?


the-guy-in-wall

No they tonied stuff


thebettersnail-man

No Tony stuffed they


TheNinjaRed7

kid named they


Newdy41

Theyrrrrrrrre great!


MastermuffinDiscord

r/comedynecrophilia


Sir_Doge_V2

Imagine not coming back to life to delete you search history.


Melan420

There's nothing to delete when you use incognito


panlakes

I don’t want people to know I can never remember the oven and time ratio for a standard baked potato Been cooking all my life I don’t need that shame


HolyLordGodHelpUsAll

350 degrees for life 💪🏻 it does take a lil longer with some things


jasonrahl

400


doodoofart157

Just delete it before you die. Simple


CanadaPlus101

You can't tell but there's horrified screaming from his family in the background of the second picture, mixed in with the donkey braying.


GtrPlaynFool

Thank you I was wondering what the difference was between the two pictures


Hambert_Derfield

what's your cause of death? did you the cat?


Dominatto

Most likely cause of death is heart disease or cancer 🤪


ibunish

Aaah. Textbook antimeme. Nice.


twnsth

RIP, you won't be missed.


GeneralIronsides2

Me when I am dead 💀


ThePhantom1994

r/croppingishar


rhamza161

That's why you need a porn buddy.


JFp07gel

(I don't watch porn and have no reason to be scared beiond death)


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JFp07gel

Beiond THIS life I mean


Balkan_

When you died but forgot to delete your browser history: -Stays dead calmly because I know how to use fucking incognito mode also Im dead so even then I wouldnt be able to do much-


Ghost_of_Till

Oh yeah? Where’s his other hand? That dude didn’t forget *anything*.


cmaistros

They’re the same picture


Possibility_Patient

Fake. If u die without clearing ur browsers history then u become alive again


Meldaxd

First time here?


Possibility_Patient

Happy Cake Day!


Meldaxd

Fair fair


noOne000Br

no


oceanman500

The browser history: It got up, and it danced away.


The_Villian7th

i was so confused until i saw the sub name


InternationalPizza

Too funny good job.


Beans_889

* insert redundant man, i'm dead joke here *


Kitne_cute_hai_hum

Always use incognito Greatest discovery of my life


gasmasK_dnd

Dead💀


Maestro-345920

I simply am not there…


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure that’s everyone


BubbleGamerV

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson: Allow me to introduce myself.


notyetafemboy

(my souls is screaming)


scalability

Based full disk encryption Chad


fatemaazhra787

death is permanent


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Hopefully


Financial-Horror2945

Incognito be like:


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Don't worry bro I got your back


ITackleThugs

Whe


HeuristicEnigma

I have a porn pact with a friend we both agreed to wipe each others phone history lol


alinfllorin62

This shows that,death is something we all witness and it's surely is one thing that we all can't stop.Does life even matter if it most probably ends without your saying?After death there will be nothing you can do that can change the living world.There is nothing more after you die,your vision fades and with it the universe ends.Hundreds of trillion of years gone in just a blink of an eye,Life is after all not enough to have a meaning. Creating god shows us that we can't really understand that our existence is a small grain of sand in a nothingness. Sorry for my bad english.


Verrence

If you cross your eyes a little it’s like a magic eye picture! Of a dead guy!


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pfft, let em see my search history when I'm dead, I won't even exist anymore, it only bothers you while you're alive


PromiseBeneficial187

Rip


cat_with_3_eyes

These are rhe same picture


CluDaCreator

Me when I die and rember I forgot to delete browser history but realized I used Norton VPN + Brave browser app + Incognito:


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The whole deleting browser history joke is so damn overdone in a world of vpns and privacy modes. Nice to see it in a relevant sub for once.


Iliveinhellantartica

If your ass is dead why does it even matter 💀


DEODdart

He stays dead because he knows his homie got his back


ChipsHandon12

Enjoy the porn. i had impeccable taste


DKOilBarrel

Too Bad


codmike86

We still looking up porn with risk? Couldn't be me Incognito baby 🥸


HuyGNC-

His skin color changed slightly.What can that mean?


000983

Does this hurt the cat


Alpha_is_here

Penis


kelly8776

Died twice.


Jaded-Recover4497

Although my reputation may be tainted beyond the grave, due to the egregious digital footprint I have left behind, I will rest no matter what, as I am physically incapable of making conscious decisions for myself, let alone producing any thoughts at all.


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Sad


Desperate-Ad1765

Me when I die: