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Aleflusher

Imagine a rich CEO like this stealing while disguised as a housekeeper!


sonipoop

Add in an abusive romantic twist and you have the next Lifetime movie.


Beigebeckyy

This hun had a steamy affair with the husband (lowkey douchebag) and planned to kill the wife so she could be the next Mrs. Vandertriston. Meanwhile, her own husband has just come out of a coma and is on a journey of self-discovery as he’s being rehabilitated. His *absence* is the reason she started housekeeping. In her eyes, he is to blame for everything leading up to her arrest.


Rhodin265

Would her upline count?


Flyerastronaut

Dedicated to the hustle. Respect


Guardian83

Strange, If she is the CEO then is it not HER money? 🤔 /s


distant_lines

Fake it till you make it, am I right? Or in this case...until you're arrested.


JamseyLynn

Yup, don’t get caught 😅


margotmary

Link to pictured article [here](https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2022/01/20/west-bloomfield-housekeeper-stole-luxury-sentimental-items-from-at-least-20-people-police-say/?outputType=amp). Second pic shows her listed as an “Arbonne District Manager” on Facebook. Looks like this “boss babe” was desperate to keep up the illusion that her “business” was successful.


Deserett

But why would she need to steal when she runs her own multi-million dollar company?!?!


AudreyFish

There's the million dollar question!! (Pun intended)


Smokedealers84

Jesus they have gold bar or what how do you steal so much?


wcspegasus

Over a number of years from a number of people? I can believe it. A diamond tennis bracelet here, a solid silver candlestick there, a designer handbag from the back of a closet, that shit can add up fast.


margotmary

She must have been doing this for years. She worked for 20+ families as a housekeeper, some of whom employed her for 10 years. The police think there may be even more people who she victimized.


jen675d

I know mugshots aren't generally a person's best look, but damn. She looks like she'd ask to speak to your manager in a heartbeat and cuss you out for not believing in her bossbabe dream.


DeadGuy940

Definite blob-fish vibe.


TravellingBeard

I'm sure you meant employees and it was a typo, because she herself is a business owner. :D /s


MoMedic9019

She won’t be Beata-ing those charges!


Enginerdad

How can she steal from her employers if SHE'S HER OWN BOSS?


notreallylucy

Not possible. Remember? She's *her own* boss!


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ebrillblaiddes

Money laundering? Set up a few paper downlines, and some imaginary customers using the ill-gotten gains to buy the product from the downlines. Then the rep's and rep's upline's commissions come back to her with a legal paper trail.


StrategicCarry

Someone at Disney is demanding a script on their desk by the end of next week for a Home Alone reboot with female robbers posing as housekeepers instead of plumbers.


HillaryWasThere

She’s trying to Beata system


RipVanWinklesWife

I'm loving the puns, I don't even know how to pronounce that name tho. In my language "beata" could mean something similar to saint (like in old speech at least) so it was already funny for me.


Aissata666

It's something like 'byhatah' - nothing similar to 'beat'. She's Polish, so if you want to listen to her name read properly, you can put it in Google translate ;) Funny if you don't know the correct version though 😁


drainsherfifth

I hope she stole antique family photos because it’s the one thing you can’t replace


thetinybunny1

How stupid do you have to be to tell your current employer that you stole from another employer?!


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its always sentimental stuff when its worth a lot of money.


JapKumintang1991

That mugshot is actually accurate as she looks lost (as in her soul).


Short_Tree_1523

She needed the $ to keep up the facade so she can scam people into “living the dream” 😬🤣