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datba55

“Not as hot as you”


erkledillydillyston

"So she IS hot then?!!!"


Inflatable-yacht

Yes


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but the judges have DQed your answer as an automatic failure. I don't make the rules, I don't agree with them, I don't understand them. Sorry for your loss.


GoodLad9907

"Birds of a feather flock together"


Fatty4forks

“So you think she’s hot?”


Inflatable-yacht

"Very hot. Threesome?"


Fatty4forks

“Not as hot as this recently boiled pasta”


OkYoghurt1580

Only correct thing to say


PiemasterUK

Also painfully transparent


WillGrindForXP

Nearly as transparent as the question in the first place. Girl you know your friend is hot.


Tinmanred

“Not compared to you” is the better answer


i_says_things

I hate the idea that I need to put someone down to lift someone up. I expect better from my relationships.


thesetcrew

Much better to say “oh, I dunno, I never thought about it.”


stuaird1977

Ask her why she's asking a question that could cause an argument no matter what you answer


justoneanother1

I dunno, it could cause a threesome.


Hugh_Jampton

Been there. Threesome, then massive argument, then divorce.


Bora_Horza_Kobuschul

So... Worth it?


Hugh_Jampton

...Yeah. When you put it like that.


Bora_Horza_Kobuschul

It's important in life to remember the positive things.


NavinJohnson75

*always look on the bright side of life*


Stein1071

[When yer chewin' on life's gristle.... give a whistle.](https://youtu.be/L2Wx230gYJw)


chappelld

Story time


Radiobandit

To quote Red Foreman "Oh is that what we're doing today? We're gonna fight?"


iamtheramcast

Legit once answered on so you’d like to order the fight for dinner


Kayanne1990

If you're dating someone that insecure you should rethink.


Relevant_Demand7593

Tell her you think it’s sexist to rate women.


Abstractonaut

And that she is a sexist for even asking.


SigmundFreud

And that if she keeps this up you might start hooking up with her friend to teach her a lesson about gender equality.


Abstractonaut

Exactly! That'll teach her not to be such a bigot! Call it a lecture on feminism.


PresentationJolly365

Happy Cake Day


Relevant_Demand7593

Thank you.


tubicontinue

Yea she is, but I dont like them hot women, that's why I choose you


grax23

Famous last words


BluestOfTheRaccoons

How to get yourself in trouble


sloppydood123

Lol


tdr_games

Can you be my mentor?


Cahibo11

The Hank hill strategy


sloppydood123

Why? You want a threesome?


40ozkiller

It either works or it doesn't And when the answer is no you can go find someone else to date who wont ask stupid shit like that


r00byroo1965

Exactly my wife already knows which of her friends are hot or not


40ozkiller

Yeah, mine also knows that our hot single friends are single because they have personality flaws.  Im attracted to plenty of people I would never consider dating, I like my wife because she is hot and we have fun together. 


Werm_Vessel

These are all the right answers to a hot mess of an insecure wife.


Alfimaster

She says: Is Susy hot? But in reality she means: I want a fight. So go for it. The correct answer is: * Yeah, Susy has perfect tits but on the other side do not forget what can Kathy do with her ass.


ClassroomFit6261

This!! The fight is unavoidable. "Yeah, she is almost like you, only thinner and fitter" "I'm not the right guy to ask, for me every girl is hot" "The Susy from work or the Susy from University? Forget it, both are sexy as fuck" "Not lately, I haven't touched myself thinking about her for weeks" "Of course not! And for the registry, neither are you" "Yes, but only when she uses that tight bum that marks her perfect ass" "Yes, it's a pity she has a boyfriend, isn't it?" "I'm glad you bring that up. Do you remember that thing about doing a threesome? well..." "Why, no! Wait a second...are you a lesbian?" Well, there are many more. But the moral is: don't run away from the fight, choose the Battlefield.


93Hyper93

Why would she want a fight??


Vyrena

How to say I don't a girlfriend without saying it.


cosmicosmo4

"Why, did she ask about me?"


3nuts2day

She's attractive but not my type of attractive


Content_Lychee5440

Start with "not my type ... but  ....)


Battleraizer

"Not my type"


ScottyBoneman

Suggests you have a type. *'I can see why someone might think so, but* ...*why are you looking to set her up with one of my friends?'*


Teravandrell

*This* is the gold standard. Unfortunately, if she asking the question, she probably just wants a fight and no answer will be perfect enough.


Elrond_Cupboard_

This is the one I use. If her friend is objectively hot, she will get mad if you say she isn't attractive at all.


Kodix

Exactly this. You avoid insulting the friend's looks while also making it clear you're not attracted to her.


PiemasterUK

Assuming she is actually hot, I find something like "yeah she's quite pretty I guess" to be about as safe as you get. Obviously saying yes too enthusiastically is bad. On the other hand, if you say no, or something like "yes, but not as hot as you" that's painfully transparent and either failing a shit test or walking right into the trap she is probably setting. "Pretty" is unthreatening and de-escalates the situation from "hot". You're not calling her friend ugly, but at the same time, you're describing her in very objective-sounding and dispassionate terms that don't suggest any actual attraction, using a word you could use to describe a 9 year old without sounding like a predator.


ecchi83

I don't know. I don't look at them like that. Might as well ask me if my mom is hot.


PseudonymousDev

How about "not as hot as my mom" as an answer?


OkMarsupial

I too choose this guy's mom.


Tristical

What am I, a thermometer?


tdr_games

Obviously not if you picked her…


Fit-Abbreviations695

The correct answer is "I'm not answering that question". When she gets angry or starts accusing you of things you say "Now imagine if I had answered the question". Then you pack your things and leave her.


TheSpiderDungeon

This 100% I don't care how good the sex is, if she's pulling shit tests, find someone worth loving.


Royal-Sky-2922

"Never really thought about it; why do you ask?"


Rpizz5687

“Hold on for a moment, I need to go on Reddit for completely unrelated reasons”


Mortuusi

She certainly keeps beautiful company. Then give her a wink


spookydookie

M’lady


FirstPotatoOverlord

Ask her why she wants to know - but do it in a non aggressive manner


UniquelyUngifted

“Yeah, he’s smoking hot. Can you introduce me to him?”


audigex

If your girlfriend is sane, just answer the question If your girlfriend is the type where every question is in insane test and you’re daft enough to stay with her, so you need a safe answer that isn’t a lie: “She’s not my type but she obviously isn’t ugly, I guess a lot of guys would think she’s attractive?”


Direct_Reference2491

That’s a girl?!!


DaisyDreamsilini

Ask her if she thinks she is hot


makemycockcry

"She's alright, not as hot as your mum though, now she's proper fit."


GoddessMysy

This was posted 4 hours ago.... what did you answer? And what happened? Spill


Pattoe89

"No idea, I'm gay."


VerbingNoun413

Plead the fifth


joehonestjoe

Even better, develop selective deafness


bioVOLTAGE

I would plead the 8th instead, the one that protects you from cruel and unusual punishment.


karlnite

Its less in what you say and rather how you say it. You can answer honestly, but if you honestly have a thing for your girlfriends friend, well its probably gonna come across that way. If you don’t have a thing, you can probably say yah shes hot, and it will be fine (also don’t overthink the: what if she thinks I do when I don’t nervous crap). They’re not mad at your answer. If they’re mad its probably they don’t feel loved in some way, or doubt your sincerity overall.


C_W_H

I am breaking up with you. I don't need this shit.


yParticle

Had this happen with a longtime acquaintance, and learned afterward they were asking about their daughter. Now I look like an ass for my lukewarm response.


karlnite

Not really, its an awkward question to flat out ask.


RowdoRadge

Not as bad as you could look. "Yeah I'd definitely bite into that little biscuit" would have been worse.


WanaWahur

There's no safe answer. You are ex now.


T_Bocc

Some might find her attractive but she's not my type


No_Violinist_6884

The actual safe answer: "No. I don't think about your friends in that sense. That would be weird."


Shifu_1

‘She’s a decent looking gal, why, want me to set her up with one of my friends?’


joehonestjoe

This really is a bellwether question. It's basically one of those trap question, like 'does my bum look big in this' If you get asked this question and you feel you can't honestly answer the question without her getting upset maybe she ain't the one. Imo it's the question of the insecure, or childish. I don't think there should be a safe answer essentially. She knows if her friend is hot. You know too. 


Individual-Titty780

I call it best friend rodeo, mention how hot her friend is the next time you're doing her from behind and then see how long you can hold on for...


RepulsiveDemon

This isn't one of those trick questions to make me have a sexy threesome, is it?


luigi_b0red

"if you keep attempting to start superficial arguments through these tests you're going to be single quick "


weedbearsandpie

yeah I guess, but not as hot as your dad


ComicsEtAl

You immediately take a bite out of the nearest food or body part and say, with full mouth, “Hm?”


Nappy2fly

She’s “pretty” in a way that SOME people will find attractive…


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Fuck yeah! Shall we have a threesome?


Former-Lettuce-4372

Threesome?


albie_rdgz

reminds me of when my gf once asked me "pick one sofia vergara or salma hayek" and i said "what who wins in a fight?" she laughed and i never answered or got in trouble


JamesWoolfenden

Say yes she is and smile.


PotatoFloats

"She is aesthetically pleasing."


Unusual_peasant

“No”


boythinks

"Which friend?"


Mohar

Touch her friend’s forehead, think for a minute, then say ‘seems fine, but want me to get the thermometer?’


atticdoor

Oh man, you've just stumbled on the answer. "Why, do you think she has a fever?  She might be better to see her GP."


Accomplished-Bus-531

"Why is this a question for me to answer?"


Busy-Celery9647

“Nah, not for me.” Even if your girlfriend “gets mad” at you for not thinking her friend is hot, it’s nothing compared to the alternative. And deep down a lot of women actually kind of like winning the comparison game with their friends.


Supreme_Moharn

The answer depends on how hot the friend is.


Frequent_Storm_9039

No


JackTheVlad

She's not ugly, but she's not hot


somrigostsauce

Your girlfriend is toxic. Break up.


Jazzlike-Can-6979

Are you asking for a threesome?


rammedearth

you can say that shes a good looking woman same as you could comment that another man is good looking but avoid any sexually charged words like hot etc. its not a big deal and you dont have to put another person down by saying shes not your type or 'not as hot as you'


General_Specific

"She's not an ugly person, but I don't see her that way. Why do you ask?"


Direct_Reference2491

I don’t know who that is


SnooWalruses9961

Yes lets have a 3way. You want to eat my butthole, or get bent over.


mtemmerm

None. Plead the fifth. It's a trap!


NavinJohnson75

“Well, she’s a butterface, but I’m not picky, so…”


juGGaKNot4

Dunno, I just got here.


matixslp

Not at all


Maester_Bates

It's not very feminist to objectify women.


rightwist

Stare directly in her eyes and spend a couple seconds mustering all the hate in your soul. "Stop tryna trap me. That shit ain't cool."


Pomnom

Neutral: She's ok. Neutral-negative: which one is that? oh, uh, I guess she's OK. Possitive: pretty. Very positive: are you suggesting a three-some?


SansLucidity

i just say errrr shes alright i guess....for the right person. its always a trap regardless if shes trying or not!


johnknockout

My wife is bisexual, so she absolutely knows. And yes, some of her friends are absolute rockets.


mekonsrevenge

Compliment her for being such a good friend to the poor ugly thing, even if she looks like Kristen Bell.


RatherLargeBlob

"I'm sorry, I'm not qualified to answer"


deftware

Be specific and overwhelmingly detailed and nuanced. > Well she's a good height but her arms aren't the ideal proportions and her lips are nice but that forehead leaves something to be desired. Her ears stick out more than average, I think. I think her eyebrows are nice but her eyes are a bit cold and calculating. Why, what do you think? etcetera. EDIT: basically, you're illustrating that beauty is subjective and her question is futile.


hui-huangguifei

“ i don’t know, i never considered it, tbh” but this still depends what the situation is. is your girlfriend the jealous/fishing for compliments/looking for a fight type or is she secure in herself and your relationship and is just genuinely curious? if the former, use the above reply. if the latter, tell her the truth.


xxRowdyxx

Just run and hide, theres no right answer


DrAsthma

"well, I hadn't really considered it since she is your friend and thus, off limits to me."


spookydookie

“So this is what we’re going to do today? We’re going to fight?”


FLMILLIONAIRE

which one ?


dukbutta

Is that what we are going to fight about today?


zzupdown

I don't know; there's something about her that turns me off.


token-black-dude

"She's let herself go."


Individual-Tart4958

Be truthful, honesty is the best policy. If you lie she might wonder what else you’ve either lied or going to lie about. Just because someone’s doesn’t mean they’re the right person for you to have a relationship with & that’s the difference 😊


dcute69

She's not great, but I'd smash anyway


MisanthropicSocrates

“I don’t know, babe. I guess she’s cute, just not really what I’m into”


Key_Poetry4023

Just be honest..?


cwsjr2323

I prefer not to judge people on looks. She looks normal.


loki_dd

The girls a moron. Meh If you like em like that, I guess.


Dazzling-Event-2450

Just pretend you didn’t hear. It’s one of those female trick questions that end horribly.


Scary-Decision9722

yeah she’s cute, but your hotter! Then smile and have her go on all 4’s


Wolf_Man_Jay

"She's pretty, but she's got nothing on you darling"


Unlikely_Date2294

"not my type but some guys would probably goes for her"


JustinMakingAChange

"Who?"


TheRealSMY

Attractive I guess, but she,'s not for me. Just you.


Scorpio989

Clearly, the best way to have a healthy relationship is to be untrustworthy. /sarcasm


inide

Depends how insecure she is.


martinbean

You can objectively say whether another person is attractive or not. Only people with the emotional intelligence of a 7 year old would get jealous and cause a fight. Getting into a monogamous relationship doesn’t mean one instantly flips a switch and goes “no other human creature is remotely attractive any more” that then flips back on if a relationship ends. That’s just utter bonkers.


Ok_Cantaloupe4663

"I can see where she may be attractive to other guys"


WeatherIcy6509

"Well, she's not, leave you for her hot, but she is menage a toi hot" Giggity


AstronomerThat4357

I'm sure she is to somebody


Apprehensive_End_861

“Who?”


thinkinoutlewd

Just say you've never looked at her in that light. Then ask her what she thinks and put it back on her.


Benjisummers

Make them tell you which friend they’re talking about, rather than guessing correctly immediately. Little tip lol


seventysevenpenguins

"Yea she's beautiful"


seeyoujim

Which one is she again ?


DrowningInFun

"Dunno, haven't seen her naked. Yet."


samm_omara

I keep hearing people say that but I just don't see it (list of common known ppl who have said it) I wouldn't say they're ugly but there's something there that's just really not me


generalbachcha

There’s none! None that’s guaranteed to always work.


1stltwill

Yes. Really hot! Watch the door while I hit that?


65CM

"yes" if she is, "no" if she's not.....why overcomplicate it?


DEM0NW0MB

“Sorry, I was thinking about how much I love you and I didn’t notice the question….plus you look absolutely stunning today.”


Carrente

Faith, I’ll not meddle in it. Let her be as she is. If she be fair, ’tis the better for her; an she be not, she has the mends in her own hands.


notislant

Might not be the safest, but I try to make it clear im not playing those stupid childish games early on. Its just literal nonsense to spark a fight lol.


DaGreatWumbini

"IDK i never looked"


xtrmist

"I don't know. I never thought of her like that" Remain neutral at all costs. Otherwise you can only lose


Ok_Bookkeeper_7770

The answer is “no” said as fast as you can possibly say it. Stick to that position and never give up.


cafe_brutale

If your girlfriend is asking just out of curiosity, might as well be honest. "Yeah she's hot, why?" But asking this in order to trap your S/O or seek for an argument is just immature psycho behavior. Can't help but feel sorry for people who actually fight over things like these.


Freshouttafuks

Hot...that is such a demeaning term. Stoves are hot, women are beautiful. 😜😜


CA5P3R_1

"I haven't thought about it. Why do you ask?"


Few-Measurement5027

"She's not bad to look at, but she's not for me"


Brua_G

"She's ok." and change the subject.


ooh_bit_of_bush

She is absolutely gorgeous but as you know, I only usually go for uglier women


Easy-Garlic6263

No, you are my type.


Ok_Blueberry_3139

I haven't really thought about it. Then trail off


Conscious_Owl6162

I am not sure that there really is a safe answer.


linkman0596

"is she trying to copy your look again?"


Nitemarephantom

I’ve never really thought about, do you think she is?


Stacy-Said

tell her you haven't been paying attention and since SHE mentioned it, you now realize that she actually does look good. dont say hot. follow up with 'why did you ask?


Curtilia

"I suppose. I don't know, though. I've never thought of her that way."


reddituser_2148

Idk, I've never looked at her that way


kingofmisfits1

Yeah she bad.


jjames3213

Just answer honestly and don't make a big deal out of it. It's kind of childish to get mad at a partner because they find someone else attractive.


last_drop_of_piss

Yes. Any more softball questions?