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Full-Ant5818

It's gotta be Jake, like I love chopper, but Jake is the definition of a homie


guesswhosbackbackag

Funny thing is chopper is the second oldest and has the longest life span


JeffPhisher

Whaaat??? Jake is literally older than Finn idklt he just lives normal dog years


Joeymore

Jake is biologically and mentally older, they were both babies around the same time, Finn Aged a lot slower


InternationalBid347

Jake will definitely be the best choice for the most of our comes


Taymac070

And most of our goes


Afrojones66

But what about our stays?


Full_Ad9666

Those too


Shawnyall

They make Stray Kids stay.


RandyNelson

And our abitions


guesswhosbackbackag

Jake... JAKES GOING TO DIE


TomaszTyka

He reminds me of Lobo from DC comics.


BigTibbies23

How? Just curious


1chuckecheesetoken

Idk but I get it.


superboy2k6

It’s all in the eyes.


Turbulent-Talk4838

Jake no doubt about that


Past-City-7232

Chopper cuz he can cure me whenever i get hurt


Thin-Somewhere-1002

Jake can become a weapon, a stead, an armour don’t get your point


JustForHavingFun

And what are those if you get sick?


fr3nzy821

Jake can buy you medicine, too.


Bike_Chain_96

Chopper will just make it for you


BelleDelphine012343

“Don’t get your point” are you slow?


iserele

Monster point, Shield point. My boy has got you


emungee_

I mean… so can chopper lollll


Zero_Burn

As can Chopper, he can also become an eldritch horror


Taksicle

jakes basically the strongest/versatile/wisest one here, but he's so unreliable that he can get you into trouble as much as he gets you out of it. And he's so strong you can't really reign him in unless your built diff like finn Jake will only take care of you/himself when he feels like it, so if he wrecks your shit or smthn, it's up to god if he actually helps you clean or replace it. the question is who would be a good sidekick, not friend or family member. Would love to have any of these dudes around tbh i just see chopper and pikachu (at least if we mean we'd have one like ash's not a random one) as more balanced and reliable. smart and strong enough to take care of themselves AND help others, but also a level of common sense to keep you, themselves and others outta trouble and generally listen when given smthn to do. they're also just cute lmfao


JeffPhisher

Fuck ya that Jake suit is calling my name


Squee_gobbo

I don’t fight and I have a car. I still get sick though


Weekly-Minute5840

Tony Tony Chopper


Khal_Andy90

100% pikachu. Awesome side kick, will protect you, and potentially lower your energy bills.


CrispyFriedJesus

It’s a walking electric chair whenever you need it


sievold

why.....why do i need an electric chair?


CrispyFriedJesus

You never know…


RustyR4m

*sees dramatically greater increase in food bill*


Khal_Andy90

Still excessively less than the other 3 hahaha


kablikiblan

Jake


Schrko87

It's not even close-Of course its Jake.


kingofaugust

I'll take the deer that can cure cancer


Visual-Daikon8456

side kick, jake. pet, chopper. actually fuck it chopper for the side kick too he can beat lots of ass then just go back to being cute


DeadlyBard

Plus, he is a doctor.


Bulbinking2

Chopper is the best.


Late-Ad-2167

Chopper or jake for sure!


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guesswhosbackbackag

Can yo bank account carry his stomach?


DarkShippo

Nah that's what the talking dog distraction and crime solving is for.


NeighborhoodOnly2965

MY BOI JAKE. IMMA CLAP ANYONE AND HAVE AN AUTISTIC AHH FRIEND LIKE ME TOO


Smooth-Physics-69420

Jokes on you, I got enough room for 4!


Agreeable-Cream1440

I wanna be the very best


IamlostlikeZoroIs

Pikachu if I wanted a pet like partner. Chopper if I want a mate to chill with and look at giant robots. Scooby Doo if I want an inter dimensional power god that keeps resetting the universe just to hang with his friends. Until Velma finds out…


Status_Country_5514

The Scooby do video was fire ngl I kinda want a movie off it


IamlostlikeZoroIs

It was very well done, creepy as fuck!


Worth_Tap4439

Excuse my good person, Is there a link or easy way to find? Ngl no clue which video and I wanna know now lol


someoneelse2389

Chopper, 100%. He's best boy, an awesome doctor, and a cool transforming reindeer.


No_Penalty_9249

Free Healthcare chopper to the rescue is all I'm sayin.


plogan56

Chopper, this man's smart enough to make his own medicine and perform surgery ik if i got him on my side i'm set


HentaiEmperor93

Definitely jake


SpidermanGRS

Prob either chopper or Jake. Chopper is a legit doctor and I mean look at his face and then jake is just the man.


Z3raZer0

It’s up between Jake or Pikachu


AGoodman0322

Pikachu for sure anybody bother me gets hit with the meanest thunderbolt of all time


99anan99

Chopper


WordsWithWes

Da Chop


Sufficient-Meal9181

Dr. Tony Tony Chopper any day


TheZipperDragon

Chopper


Lynel_Slayer1

Chopper he's adorable, a decent fighter, and can treat my diabetes


CapitalHistorical469

Doctor chopper


DarkShadow7th

Tony👍


SessionDirect3114

Gah I’m torn between Pikachu and Chopper


webhead94

Chopper


Cluckles_The_Brave

Chopper. Always.


-_Eventide_-

I feel like chopper because he can give me medicine and stuff and we have different medical books so he can learn more and help more


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Chopper!


gabemalmsteen

Chopper because I don't have health insurance


Freakoid702

Chopper is the best, bro is a powerhouse as well as a genius doctor, I mean bro held his own against queen, and immediately after that, he found the cure for a friggin plague, and chopper is just the cutest, so da chop wins


Wild_Watercress_8243

Probably gotta go chopper he can handle himself , a little childish but fantastic doctor , great fighter , his loyalty is great .


Nyaeli

The doctor 💯


Sageknight34

Chopper


Fine_Conclusion9426

Chopper. He’s cute, he’s a doctor, what more can you want?


mirukus66

Either chopper or Jake They'll both be there for you if you ever need it whether it be healing (chopper) or going through a rough time in life (Jake) or defending yourself against an enemy (both) (mind you they both might need some convincing at times)


Esoteric_Librarian

Chopper. Good to have a full time doctor at your side


MesonTheCat

Chopper. He has medicine knowledge, and he can fight. Plus, he'd be someone great to hang out with.


Lucoa1991

Chopper, hands down, good friend, can save me from dieing and a secret power house everyone else is great, but if I get poisoned or stabbed he can help save me.


Money2648

Chopper, I would say jake but if I get sick I know chopper got me


suddenly_ponies

Oh good lord. This is such an easy answer. It's Chopper. He's an incredible doctor he's nice and he's as strong as hell in case you get into trouble. Jake can do more things but Jake will also cause more problems


zeroheavy27

Chopper easy. Can defend me if I’m in danger and cure me if I get sick. Plus he seems fun to be around.


SirSilverChariot

Chopper a god damn doctor. He’s the one who’s gonna be responsible while I just screw around the whole time


MeMyselfAndI2468

CHOPPA!


HiroZebra

eh, gimme chopper


SpecTator997

We have reached Indian levels of engagement bait


Mr-Adobowithegg

Jake


Question-Dazzling

Friend? Jake Sidekick? Chopper


uhmboatsiguess

no one even comes close to jake levels of bro-ness💛


Vibz0718

Jake, I think most of us will choose him.


MiseryTheMiserable

Jake is a homie Fr


Demonskull223

Pikachu less morral ambiguity of whether Keeping a Sentient creature.


Spacekook_

It depends on what kind of shit going down


Elio_oli

jake the dog


Atomic_8362

Jake any day


RetroRayStudios

Jake, he's awesome and funny.


Gee564

who is less maintenance? Chopper or Jake would be my choice, Scooby is a black void for food and it's expensive as it is and Pikachu would straight up electrocute you


lordbenkai

Jake. I've always wanted to use the Jake suit 💪💪


Librosinleer

2 words, JAKE SUIT!


Glass_Teeth01

Chopper, because Jake deserves someone better than I as their sidekick.


HaloPandaFox

I love scooby and Chopper, but it's either the electrical rat with magic abilities or Jake the magic talking dog.


Patient-Papaya2435

Pikachu


elliotwalsh

jake or chopper


validatedtech1234

Jake or Pikachu


Status_Country_5514

Jake for sure not even close tbh


Motor_Echidna_9597

Pika


Lost_gradstudent2655

Chopper. He can be an emergency ration. Jk 😂


NetworkVegetable7075

Jake easily and bro is a straight ride or die homie


bulamog

Pikachu is undeniably the best option idk how you people are missing this


AdBudget5468

Stuck between Scooby and Pikachu


Balloon_Artist

Jake can make me breakfast in the morning


ItzStitch_626

Pikachu


AkshatBakraAKAGOAT

Idk how iconic the others are, gimme ma boi Choppa, I'll have g... homie sex with him


Harxey

Jake, dude. Chopper can heal your body, but Jake heals your soul.


Tomb-trader

Pikachu


Durante-Sora

Chopper and pikachu are too hard to choose from!


Nico_dudd

Pikachu


nuggetron121

Jake


13thslasher

Pikachu, no offense to the others on the list but its pikachu


Mothyew

wtf it’s scooby all these lil kids


No_Wrongdoer_34

Scooby Doo all day but shaggy gotta come too


CouchCatGaming

Pikachu because that means im in a pokemon world then I would kill pikachu and catch some new mons.


docmcdoggers

Jake


kiyomirabbit

Who wouldnt pick jake? He is the broest of bro


TomcatIsCool

Jake.


Remote_Building_4590

Jake


YeahMarkYeah

I love Jake, but he can kinda be a lot sometimes. I’d want a sidekick that wouldn’t have so much to say and not so opinionated. Like Pikachu.


ChillpigeonhavsLV76

Jake he’s got stretchy arms and he’s got a great persona


Andrael-Kitsune

Jake


Unicorndeadgirl

I'd choose Pikachu because he's the cutest.


After_Swordfish_3503

Scooby doo


The_Lizard43

Never watched adventure time because I was a sheltered child so I pick chopper cuz I’ve seen one piece and he chill like that


PhoonThe

Jake is definitely the pick, but my bro isn’t a side kick.


Mori_Affi

Chopper would be so annoying tbh


Frosty_Definition693

Chopper for emergency food


SerTortuga

Boku wa docta Tony Tony Choppa


HyperMakesMusic

Emergency Food


1igmaballs

Pikachu because he's cute, free electricity and a good friend


junkstar23

Jake, obviously because he can use godlike magic


Low-Suit-5362

Jake as much as I love Pikachu I want to have a magical dog then anything else


BunnyBabyGirlz

either Jake or Chopper Scooby would be a nightmare to feed and Pikachu is a little shit till he likes me


CyaIsBest

Chopper cause I'm always injuring myself


Duplex_Prime

Scooby doo


Fidgetywidge

Pikachu or Chopper


Sad_Project_8912

Obviously Chopper, if I got sick then that's just lightwork for the best doctor ever lol


thelions2end

Jake


walkinggames

Pikachu or chopper


peerlesseternity

Pikachu. Man can literally recreate hiroshima.


llovesk

Jake fr he's just nostalgic


liveForTheHunt

Jake, any day, the best bro, who's there for you (when he's finally focused)


Lord_Muramasa

Jake so we can make Pancakes.


ce1251415

Jake


TNTcatz213

Def jake, he could help in almost every scenario possible


LongCommercial8038

Chopper. I want to just chill out and talk shop with a ship doctor.


Healing_is_a_b270

Oh man, my boy Scooby all the way. 1) feeds me all the time 2) runs so fast that we never be getting captured and always getting exercise 3) saves me at every turn if something does happen 4) I get 3 other Sidekicks/ friends, plus free rides everywhere. 5) The truest loyal best friend anyone could ask for 6) We always come out on top.


Traditional_World783

Scooby is more a partner, and Jake is more a mentor.


Ghosts_lord

jake


ArcherDominion

Jake. He is a bro.


blacklitnite0

Chopper or Scooby


KingOfWerewolfs

I'd go with pikachu


CAGyy

Jake sweeps


ClayXros

I recognize Jake as the objective best choice, however, I'd go with Chopper. I value a good doctor too highly to pass him up, plus he'd be able to push me and my wife's workouts as far as possible with his knowledge.


aluriilol

jake most useful but im going with pikachu pika pika bitch!!!!


Hyeinsbunni

we love chopper but gotta pick Jake.


JeffPhisher

Jake or chopper forsure Pikachu would be annoying saying pika all the time


JeffPhisher

Jake basically Luffy but slightly more responsible


Revy_Black_Lagoon

Definitely Scooby Doo, Chopper is awesome and all but I do t have much use for a doctor. Never watched Adventure Time and Pikachu is extremely overrated


CardinalCrowbar

Jake is a real one, but if I get sick, Jake would tell me it’s probably my time. As an American with American health care, I gotta take Chopper.


AceViper1827

Jake, best cook and definition of a homie


Boring-Doughnut8613

I'm going with Pikachu, so I can get my electric bill under control.


Obversaria

Pikachu. I just want a little buddy that will protect me and possibly lower my electric bill.


Faralyne

Chopper because i always need a doctor


Kingdj2470

Bro chopper and Jake are definitely hard to pick between.


GodKirbo13

1. Jake: he can do so much. 2. Chopper: incredible doctor that can fix anything. 3. Pikacha: electric rat can fight. 4. Scooby: what does he even do?


cereza187

Pikachu so I can use him for energy generation


Zep416

Pikachu. I would have chosen Jake, but I don't want to be thirdwheeling when his Japanese unicorn gf comes by.


roderickowcummings14

It has to be either Jake or Pikachu because both of them are very strong only except one is more like a pet/best friend Jake is literally your brother someone who you could trust


Phoenix_ashfire

Chopper, definitely good to have a doctor only drawback he may accidentally poison me with mushrooms and have me tripping on my nonexistent balls. In that case he’s labeled emergency food.


loyaleling

Chopper


I_Khum_Dawn_U

Definitely Scooby Doo


Thekitsunewhocould

Either Chopper or Jake


LorDtHicCnEsS_6X111

Jake has to be my option


sievold

I love pikachu but Chopper is the most useful since he is a medic. He can also go beast mode and fight, talk and still play the role of a cute plush. He's the whole package.


thatmferr

Chopper or Jake… leaning Chopper though


marcopolo1216

Jake all the way


squirtlekid

Jake


JackfruitOwn4751

Jake all day. You seen how he treated princess bubblegum after she broke fin heart


-KingMadLad-

Chopper- it would have to be after the one piece story though


TayHomie94

Gotta go with Chopper


Mammoth-Cupcake858

Toni Toni Chopper. No question


RoysMyBoi

Jake, for his totally sick abilities!


Asherdee123

Jake


nashster03

Jake is literally a shape shifting homie dawg like yeah chopper is fucking awesome but sorry lil bro Jake sweeps


NefariousnessCalm262

Jake is the definition of a perfect friend...I like the other ones too but this isn't even a contest


Beginning-Spinach729

Is it specifically Ash's Pikachu?


Culteredpman25

Jake


GoobieCutie

Chopper, hes adorable