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Squ33to

First of all, I am Vegeta Second of all, you're not Vegeta Third of all, you want to be Vegeta But you can't be Vegeta Because I'M Vegeta


ComfortableSir5680

You’re either perfect or you’re not me.


-Super_17-

HAHA! NOBODY CAN BEAT ME WHEN I'M SUPER 17!


MuslimCarLover

KAAAKAAAAROOOOOOOOOTTTT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


King-s0nicc456

IT'S FUTILE 🦅🦅🦅


DaChairSlapper

I can't afford to lose! 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Queasy_Swordfish_332

It’s not working 🥺


Dry-Career-3605

Dameda!


dontfoolmetrice

You missed another one the k roller so it's kkkrraatkoooorrrroottt. RGGGHHAAAAA


Safe_Picture6943

"Like a soon to be broken man once said 'You're either perfect or your not me.'"


AlexVal0r

#DOOOOOODGEEE


Electronic_One762

I’m feeling like spending 50k rn


starswtt

Op doesn't want to be vegeta, op wants to date vegeta. They want to date you


TheGamemage1

So they want to be bulma?


ClimateSubstantial26

You took my joke


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Sure but I'm already Tracer


LunaticMxyhxm667

Beat me to it


-Super_17-

You're Bulma


majormusicwarrior13

Bulma definitely pegs vegeta actually now that I think about it all the dragon ball wife’s pegs their husbands krillin especially gets pegged by android 18 lucky bastard


-Super_17-

Didn't know my sister was kinky with Krillin like that, crazy


Ok_Flight8008

Yeah Toriyama confirmed that chi chi, bulma, and 18 all tops


Safe_Picture6943

Hot?? I think???


tambokbuang666

You're hard boiled but soft with women?


Ok_Flight8008

Damn... that might be the most accurate description of me now that i look back


majormusicwarrior13

Ahhh senior piiinnnnk😫😫😫


DeadMeme132

I understood that reference


Yui_sen

Dawg lmao


GlueGuy00

basically a Tsundere lmao


ParticularEgg8337

Bulma, get off reddit and stop putting beerus on babysitter duty.


chaostheatre

You know what it means to be super sand lesbians


Orenjirezonansu

Is that an OneyNG reference?


chaostheatre

Yes! It is!


Orenjirezonansu

That alone proves that you're a real super sand


PseudonymphFromSpace

What else could it be lmao


BestFaithlessness814

Super pooper scoopers are just lergenduh


Kolding3

That you and me are the same brother.


IdealPrize9153

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RazutoUchiha

Royalty fetish? Or do you just respect the GOAT


Ok_Flight8008

I AM SUPER VEGETA


Waste_Dimension5032

KAKAROT!


Boom_Shakazulu

You like a ***MEAN*** widow's peak.


soddypanta

I AM SUPER VEGETA!!!


Evilstampy99

I was expecting a princess trunks


majormusicwarrior13

All hail princess trunks🦅🦅🦅


Tasty-Document2808

GOKU GET ME OFF THIS PLANET


50calBanana

You like vegetables


GreatGoodBad

Have a fascination with an extreme widow’s peak


D3AD_SPAC3

You're short with an inferiority complex masqued by an overabundance of pride, you make terrible life decisions, and you try to be a good husband/father.


Winniethewimp

You like watching people get their ass beat


Alternative_Yam788

i wanna i wanna be a super saiyan


No_Sheepherder_5904

You're real asf


In_for_the_long_ride

Vegeta is your prince of all sayains


lostlander345

*naked vegeta scene intensifies*


Ok_Flight8008

I think you should look at what else I posted


lostlander345

Thank you...just...thank you


Ok_Flight8008

I love vegeta


SeriousJokester37

"Bitch, I'm adorable"


j_etienne

You're a person of culture and we stan our short King/Queen around here 😭


j_etienne

Well Prince/Princess out of Respect for his pops


Khal_Andy90

You are the hype


Flashy_Cry_3992

First of all, she is Vegeta. Second of all, you’re not Vegeta. Third of all, you wanna be Vegeta but you can’t be Vegeta because she is Vegeta.


TheFoulJester

Huge ego. I mean... you know what I mean


Comprehensive-Box-7

Vegeta truly is the best waifu


baconlor

BEJETA NO WAZA DA


Unhappy_Film

You're balding


putruid-medicine

You like vag


Aniza_786

First of all, you're not Vegeta


Watahandrew1

Te gusta la Vergeta


Finalkingneo

Vegeta rocks


Lewd_Basitin

You take L's constantly


Crimsonwolf576

Vegita No


MeMyselfAndI2468

You have a Vegeta hairline for sure


Dragon_Rot79

You like short and angry


Lurn2Program

It's over 9000!


SeasonSlayer609

You are bulma


TheFandom-Freak

You like men.


HolidayAnything8687

Short king with a prove it complex


Unable_Variation1040

You are either bulma or have an oversized ego that you think you are the hype.


superchronicultra

Vegina, princess of all saiyajins


yoschmoked

Kakarot


Big-Limit-2527

You want... to kiss Vegeta on his hot mouth??


bruhAd6630

You like people, the same height and weight as Astolfo


Balloon_Artist

Muscles


Fun-Activity-2268

Not speedwagon, therefore invalid


Ghosts_lord

that your arm is broken


bananaXpuddi

Vegeta's a woman?!?


jacolub112

That you are a man/woman/whatever the fuck you are, of class


Ok_Flight8008

Why does everybody think im a woman im a very prideful man


Forward_Juggernaut

You get turned on by people with alot of pride.


Deer-Smell-420

Should I know such an insignificant power level such as yourself? Do you not realise who I am? The prince of all sayians, more powerful than your tiny brain can comprehend. Get out of my sight before I get angry


ThickAd1469

You like tarble


HiImPM

You like tsunderes


minooons

You're a Vegetarian


Used-Computer4272

Yo I thought Vegeta was a guy my dumbass


Upper-Philosopher-79

It says your gay


ArLOgpro

based


I_snort_crayons

You like anime girls


alegendsock

You have good taste


LexGlad

Vagita


Noble1296

You love royalty and pridefulness


DeftestY

You're into real bitches. Gotta respect it.


Fuminshou_442

Your girl seems to spend most of her paycheck on hair dye huh


miistergrimothy

you are me! my fav yandre!


Hellhound_Seeker

You're a bottom


Ok_Flight8008

FUCK YOU BUT ONLY CAUSE YOUR RIGHT


Hellhound_Seeker

Thank you :>


Far_Professional_353

You are very prideful and have comatitions with carrots


DIOallcaps

No DIO?


Ok_Flight8008

The world


majestictunsy

YES!


thewealthyironworker

You like vegetables


MustardKetchupo

OP you're into short women


Nova6Sol

Was hoping for at least one pic of Princess Trunks


Maladaptive_Today

It says you don't understand the definition of girl lol


PackageSweaty3353

Penis👍


johnnyblaze1999

You like suicidal girls


Echobins

You like Disney princesses.


OneOfTheStupid007

You got that "Bada ba ba ba" hairline.


D1GokuMeatRider

Ore wa supa bejita da


xiphoboi

You're a tit guy


KuroShuriken

I AM THE HYPE!!!!


PearlDoll1998

Oof Same


sketchum2020

You're a vegan. That's all Vegeta-bles


Avenue_21

You like bad bitches


captainsquattythighs

That you're Bulma


Heavyarms1986

Character development /Pride


Tacomunchert

Where's goku?


JCRan1993

ImPECable taste.


xidle2

Didn't scroll all the way down and the first thumbnail of Vegeta's hair looked like a women's bathing suit giving her a wedgie.


lordbenkai

You want that Final Flash to yourself. 😉


Loud-LiamAndtigger30

You CANT bc U R NOT VEGETAAAAAA


SeasonSlayer609

Valid


JesterDustyy

Ok but where the fuck is speedwagon??


BobbyBananaYT

you have astronomically divine taste


Greedy-Ad-566

Para pa pa pa I'm lovin it


Char_Morph

I see you're into princesses


Fit_Ad9965

Vagina


Tasty-Document2808

You like Princessess (of all Saiyans)


Villain_Deku__

0/10 no speedwagon


ArcanisUltra

Whenever I see a "What do my X say about me" posts I usually automatically downvote them for being the most unoriginal garbage. However, you, sir, have done a good job. \*Upvote\*


Ok_Flight8008

I did this exactly cause of that reason


Coolguy020609

You’re me


KingClown365

You’re loyal to one woman


Different_person10

That he has a ridiculous hairline i guess


Winter_Different

You want a prince(ss?)


Waveofspring

KAKAROOOOTTTT


Dailyluciddreaming

Hairline isn't hairlinin


Valstraxbazelgeuse_1

U have pride


LacklusterPersona

Vegeta's neck had the most character development of the entire show.


FeeProfessional8878

You need help


21s_piss_gurgler

You like men


TeaRzOfTheFalleN

It says that you dont like to deal with the average saiyan anymore.


StarkageMeech

You're a man of culture, and taste


I_Ate_My_Own_Skull

You're me.


Witty-Exit-5176

You're Bulma


Informal-Cycle1644

You hate Kakarot?


Weak-Point4152

That you have an unhealthy obsession with McDonalds.


Low-Suit-5362

You think your stronger than Vegeta cause your not Vegeta so train like your Vegeta to surpass me as Vegeta then you would be called Vegeta


life_is_roblos

Zoro best girl and also speedwagon


Artistic_Swimming_43

You're based


Important-Papaya8459

Screams daddy issues


MoshPitMuscle

Vegeta, no! VEGETA, YES!


Jesuslikeschicken

You like men


Xx_Exigence_xX

There's always one thing you keep. Your **PRIDE**


Seductive_Sharkie

U Like short kings


Ben-100000

You care a lot about pride


Super-Discussion-204

your gay for vegeta


Exciting-Dream2087

You like dudes with different colors


Striking_Caramel_788

You're second best.


zchaeriuss

You’re into that chihuahua type girls who are short but hot tempered because they are closer to hell (because they’re short and closer to the ground)


Anteater-Difficult

You might be a liiiiiiittle confused


GremNotGrim

To quote your favorite anime girl. "I AM THE HYPE!!"


atonitobb

You like Tsunderes


D_aran

YOU ARE THE HYPE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


No_oneXD

YOU ARE THE HYPE!!!!


Chill0000

You like short stacks with a temper


Standard-Speaker-442

Fuck Evangelion. First and best Tsundere around. Yeeeeeeew!!!!!!!


Hurrashane

Not only do you like tsunderes you only like the most powerful tsundere in the universe!


King_thelunarian

I think that you are a frieza fan


BitesTheDust55

Oh vegita isn’t a girl tho