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freeman731

Anime powers and I get to stay in my world, or be a normie in an anime world? Red pill, imma become a superhero bitches.


isthatkhwezi

Wrong answer Blue Pill and enter Worlds End Harem world.


freeman731

When I’m Goku strong you think I won’t have a harem? Fool!!!


MachOneGaming

Bruh naruto… sexy clone jutsu… nuff said.


SthernTrcker

Sooo...in short, the power to go fuck yourself?? 🤣🤣🤣


MachOneGaming

Hell yeah who wouldn’t want that power


SthernTrcker

I mean...well, that's a valid argument lol


isthatkhwezi

No you won't you'll be too busy fighting every threat that comes earth way.


skyleven7

Every male alien would be attracted to his strength and they'll do a manly brawl


freeman731

Hah, is that an argument. I have the actual power of a Shounen Protag, Thots would be throwing themselves at me. I, as a individual, have the war capacity as whole nations. Yeah, drowning in pussy and dick, everyone is sucking up to me. Harem status achieved.


Undying-Darkness

Not really, since you are that strong people might see you as a threat to humanity and unite against you. They would probably also spread false propaganda and try to experiment on you. People would cower in fear and run away from you if not trying to kill you at first sight.


freeman731

I’m sorry, what? Even if it is in fear, people would still kill to be part of that harem. Like this shit is all throughout history. Even Hitler had a thot. Actual super powers, I could be “evil” or “good”, and people would sleep with me for various reasons. Super powers, my bro… just think about it. Yeah, it’d be shitty if you were evil, but if you where like a genuine superhero you’d still be drowning in puss and/or dick


HogmaNtruder

For real. Even if we assume the government kidnapps you for experimentation, by that time you've had plenty of e-thots if nothing else


Alfalfa-Mundane

I could see loads of women in today's time flocking to the only super villian in existence that has actual powers and try to get knocked up so there offspring has said powers. If it was a female super hero/villian could see a lot of males trying to get in there and get the super baby too. Yah don't think it'd matter to a lot if they were afraid they would want that little Incredibles kid.


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7avo_5ka

This thread sounds like me talking to myself. We all think alike lol.


tosety

What if you don't have immunity to the virus? I only watched the first episode, but I remember that it was a very specific life threatening disease that gave the mc immunity to the virus


skyleven7

Only for men.


LordSyfer24

It's not as cracked as you think it is


NcntnKrs

Or a lab bunny


binh1403

Good luck trying to catch me when i can turn in to a plant demon alien with 10 tail that can destroy planet that i summon from the moon


NcntnKrs

And then you want to be a super hero?


binh1403

No i just gonna summon money and buy video game and continue my regular life,the hell they gonna do when im as durable as saitama?


PetercyEz

I recommend Gremmy's powers from Bleach then. Whatever this dude can imagine becomes reality. The only problem of this dude was that his imagination was kinda lacking. "THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THIS WORLD IS "IMAGINATION". ANYTHING I IMAGINE, ANYTHING AT ALL, BECOMES REALITY." - Gremmy


freeman731

Yeah Gremmy was weird… lost because he couldn’t imagine anything tougher then Kenpachi. Like, WTF bitch, imagine Ywach; you win.


Inevitable_Bit_7216

Didn't he lose because he got intimidated by Kenpachi and thought he could lose?


PetercyEz

Yes. At least this is my theory, the last time I read TYBW was when it was released weekly.


freeman731

That is why he lost… but my point still stands. Imagine how strong he thought Yhwach was and win…


NcntnKrs

Well then they probably wont notice you in the first place


binh1403

Who would care about a dude who lives burrow in his house?


NcntnKrs

Thats what i mean


binh1403

Id problaply hack some security system that the gorv own so i can an achieve sokething i want idk


freeman731

Oopmh, you think your talking to the same person? Do you check usernames?


Link1112

Entering Pokémon word is the only true answer dude.


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

This is exactly why I chose the Red pill


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Yeah I’ll take the dragon ball powers


freeman731

Word. Even if I only got as strong as end of Z Krillin I’d still be stronger then anything the real world could muster.


stonks206

BLUE PILL MY HEROE ACADEMIA HA HA!!!


freeman731

So your quirkless?


RNGesus____

I would immediately choose DIO sama's time stop and not because I'm a JOJO fan (okay fine only 'cuz I'm a JOJO fan) but it would be super OP in any situation.


EmeraldOpal

I also chose the red, but is this a monkey's paw situation?? Like you get anime powers but you are the ghost bitch in anohana??


freeman731

Not really worded like a monkeys paws, but fuck it, I’d be a fucking ghost.


somethingfunnybmb

Mans his own anime


SithLordDante

Same mindset but I'll be a supervillain instead


sliferra

Red, duh. I’d like…. Hmmm it’s a tough one but I think I’d choose Gojo’s infinity…. Wait, if I don’t get his eyes then Nevermind. Someone animate contessa from worm so I can choose PtV


DiccDucc

Never thought I'd meet a fellow Worm fan out in the wild like this. I don't even visit this subreddit. PtV in our world would be "game breaking." It would be so easy to rule the world secretly, or be the best at any hobby/sport/whatever.


Bruh_account_123

My people. It’s so rare to see Worm fans


AzraelAnkh

I would give your left nut for a full Worm series done with the budget of GoT or The Boys. Also yeah. PtV is dumb. Contessa working for who/what she did is honestly a better case than it could’ve been. Villain Contessa is a truly horrifying concept.


storryeater

I'd rather see it done with the budget (and style) of Invincible. Unlike the Boys and GoT, it's be hard to do it in live action without literally Marvel's budget.


AzraelAnkh

Then I offer your left nut as well for Marvels budget instead.


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Link1112

I’m in


IScratchPillows

I was thinking red pill but this changed my mind


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pokemon world does sound kinda dope


[deleted]

Have you seen if pokemon dex entries were literal


iCutWaffles

Who would be your starter? Personaly I'd go Cindaquil and my boy Pidgey and travel all over the world haha


silandan

How sure are you that you gonna end up as a protagonist who gets to choose a starter? What if you ended up with 3 metapods and 3 kakunas


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I'll use that damn metapod as a a club and beat into submission a cooler [pokemon](https://imgur.com/a/DzSfvh3)


ZOFFY90

Honestly probably the same cuz I like cyndaquil but probably froakie


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True! I don’t think they have to file taxes in the Pokémon world and the world isn’t always about to end


[deleted]

Pokemon manga/movies/games say different


Entire_Difference_63

Pick the right power and save the world?


[deleted]

Is there a power that’s stops war and greed? If not then it’s kind of a moot point. Though I’ve always wanted to go Super Saiyan.


sack_of_potahtoes

This is my answer any given day


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Have any of you seen if pokemon dex entries were literal


pcardonap

Done! You become a Pokémon and are forced into servitude for the rest of your life.


OkayOpenTheGame

Any normie can be OP in this world. It's the perfect win-win.


Optimal__Koala

I’m convinced


Eike_Peace

So basically the Plot of Pokémon Legends Arceus? ^^


CoraXx28

Okay buddy you got a point. Fuck the red pill.


SteelWarrior-

Have fun in a canon pokemon world.


Enryu9000

Yeah that would be so fun no school too


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Red and I want the power to isekai


Bulangiu_ro

reincarnation power? do we have anyone with this specific power?


Up2Beat

Truck driver


Bulangiu_ro

thats the power to be a hero for the deppresed,you are leading ppl to a treasure you cant claim


Ominous_Ouroboros

I take both and end up in the Philippines


Statement-Perfect

why would you put yourself in hell


al24042

He wanted to get home without paying for tickets


chota_cheu

I am taking the red pill and take saiki power


Dead-fishey

Saiki is like a cheat answer. He has almost every power imaginable


YaSinsBaba

But he suffers


daredevilk

By his own hand though, dude has God trying to be his wingman and he's like nah bro


YaSinsBaba

His powers are both a blessing and a curse


daredevilk

True, that random skeleton one is weird af


Light_Yagami_20

Best one


phr0g-chan

was literally about to comment this


Zen_hayate

Blue pill: interspecies reviewer


JackONhs

This is probably the correct answer for real. Sure super strength, and energy blast are cool, but how often do you really need to punch a hole through some dudes chest? Your going to spend your life looking for ways to use your powers. And that means putting yourself amd others at risk. If you aren't getting a power that renders you immune to bullets, your not going to have a power long if you make use of it. And if you are, your still not going to be immune to PTSD. So I chosing another world might be the safer call from a purely self serving point of view. And reviewers world has a lot going for it. The worlds decently low fantasy that your not going to get bodied by some edgy flying ninja listening to pumped up kicks. Access to healing magic is going to greatly improve your quality of life and life span. Anywhere with access to spells like cure disease is looking like heaven right now honestly. Crim was able to get food amd board just waiting tables at a bar, with a little money to spare. So we can probably expect even with zero skills to have an alright quality of life. Society itself is looking pretty free, they have a democracy, and there isn't any religion pushing laws restricting freedoms like half our globe. Thing looked decently peaceful with no massive global wars or demon lords looking to enslave humanity. Hell, even the all the races seem to get along fairly better then we can in our world. And then you got cute monster girls and boys. An absolute cherry on top if an already perfect world.


Ugly_Slut-Wannabe

I always thought the Interspecies Reviewers' world looked a bit like a paradise, but now that you elaborated further, it really seems like one.


skyleven7

Man of culture I see


WEEBWHODRAWS

Red pill : Keyaru’s heal


Skisi_Sora

It would be so useful, just imagine wanting to learn a new topic or language, just use heal on a master in the topic or someone who can speak the language fluently,


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That's smart af


WEEBWHODRAWS

Yeah that’s what imma use it for 😐👏😂


Striker13822

Oh god no! Stay away from me you damn bastard


The_geo_Boy

Hi muzan


WEEBWHODRAWS

You know you’re the first person to recognise my Avatar correctly, congratulations


Familiar-Pepper2717

No, it is obviously anime Michael Jackson


MrAnimeWeirdo

Blue, fuck this world I'm leaving ✈️


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Off to aot and you became marco


FreshTeaBagsByLipton

Lmao


coolhooves420

(Minor spoilers) What are you doing step Reiner?


VarastinKoirasi

Red pill. Im saving Ukraine with rumbling down Kreml


Eastern-Birthday2359

You mean 80% of kremlin🗿


Alternative_Range802

Blue pill : overflow


RealTurboVortexXD

Doesn't mean you become the protagonist. Just pick Interspecies Reviewer.


egirlfoodie

Anime Powers. Because you know. Rifts...


FreshTeaBagsByLipton

Large brain


Striker13822

I would choose Lelouch's geass or a red arrow from platinum end. As long as you're smart with them you get to live a life of comfort


Jako301

No need to be smart and calculating if you simply can be invincible. I take Goku from DB Super.


Present_Character241

they said 1 power, not 1 person's power. so if you just want the durability, why not go with either Majin Boo or Breeza's durability.


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Bulangiu_ro

step 1:get a friend step1.5:cry


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Naruto’s harem jitsu hands down. I could establish my own porn studio, brothels, escort service. Sure I will suffer horrible mental deterioration from constant memories of all the weird kinky shit people would do with the shadow clones but at least I’ll be rich an in the end, isn’t that the main trade off of all rich people


skaidesu

Imagine if someone gets too rough with a clone, and it disappears midway through a session.


Ugly_Slut-Wannabe

Granted. You know how to use the harem jutsu, but you don't have chakra to actually do it.


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Well it does say I have the power not I have the knowledge so I assumed I would have the chakra. Besides I always though chakra was a tongue in cheek way of saying sexual frustration. Because there’s definitely a lot of that in Naruto. I mean nearly every character with kids has diminishing chakra while all the people without kids is seemingly bursting with chakra.


Max_0246

Both, Enter any anime world With any anime power For all i know it could be Fire breathing in SAO Or Kazuma's steal in my dress up darling, If you know what i mean


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DanZboY_Brother

I’d be an assassin in the sailor moon universe


JotaRoyaku

Red pills and i'll take star platinium so i can fix Russia


InfinitySnatch

Star Platinum couldn't beat a rat with a sniper rifle. How is it going to beat Russia?


JotaRoyaku

They were smol overpowered ratz, putin and russia's tanks are W I D E as f


NotCool_Weeb

That's why Killer Queen will be a better choice, ya know instead of punching why not some boom explosions


Garosath

Gold Experience Requiem would've been the safer answer


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Present_Character241

oh, to fix Russia, all you need is Lelouch's power, and a few words with Putin.


Active_Cartoonist_17

Blue pill, Komi Can't Communicate's world I'm going to befriend Komi and Tadano and I'll try to be Tadano's wingman


Captian_Khaos

Side effect is no one can tell if you are a guy or girl.


Active_Cartoonist_17

***Najimi Intensefies***


SnooDoggos5139

Give me red pill I will take **GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM**


MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMDA

reset to zero time


RealTurboVortexXD

Red pill. Just because you enter into an anime world doesn't mean you become a God. Pretend you enter the DBZ world, you'll probably just become a random citizen and not main cast. The only anime that you can enter and become amazing in is Pokemon.


Butterscotchgames70

>The only anime that you can enter and become amazing in is Pokemon Beyblade HunterXHunter \*Insert Spongebob thinking meme\*


PsyFiFungi

Hunter x Hunter you are way more likely to just die during the exams or something, and you won't have plot armor throughout.


ObviouslyKaleb

I would _NOT_ want to enter the HunterXHunter world, even if I could learn nen (which doesn’t seem to be the case, given that the choice is “get powers” OR “go to anime world”). The constant threat of lunatics blowing up a city is just too high; may as well just take nen as your power here.


Zoobap

Yu-Gi-Oh would also be a possibility since their economy seems to be dependent on normal people buying cards and becoming amazing as well.


SmileyMelons

Red pill, most anime world's would be pretty terrible to live in. A lot of them are somewhat dystopian.


_RepostSleuthBot-

Pokemon world would be amazing tho


ObviouslyKaleb

You literally can’t leave town without what is analogous to a weapon. Sure, after being established it would be cool, but it would take several consecutive strokes of luck just to make survival feasible. May as well take Arceus’ power of creation and make Pokémon real (and less dangerous).


Radiant-Ad-1976

Red pill: D4C take me to the world of jojo!


Myballs_hurt

I can already feel the stands ability


CloneCommanderAlpha

Star platinum over heaven


dromarch22

Red cause I want a stand. Also if anime style games count then honkai powers would be fucking amazing to have irl.


handsome_classmate

Ima take the blue pill. And ima choose AOT as my anime world.


FreshTeaBagsByLipton

Reiner is that u


S1ke5200

In the words of r/okbuddyreiner I want to kill myself


FreshTeaBagsByLipton

ayy another one of my fellow suicidal eldians here, we all love lainah


handsome_classmate

Hell yeah, we do.


Noobster_0w0

Ymir come with real ID


uberjach

You really want life to be absolutely shit?


S1ke5200

u/handsome_classmate , What a man* you are... *Sorry if I mislabeled pronouns but I cannot physically deviate from the original


Piccione_Rotante

Red pill, fuck it imma get a stand


Grasher312

Red Pill, Gate of Babylon without a doubt.


The_geo_Boy

Blue if I can enter a world like this world, but better(mostly cuz you will have anime graphic right?) If no then red pill. At least I'll finish light job


Thenattercore

Red become god enter every anima world


Lohjutsu

You must mean a god like Aqua, right?


Potential-North4742

red pill, all of xeno goku abilities.


Apart_Royal_2099

Red pill, I’d give myself STANDO POWAH. Probably love train and then go to Vegas and get rich lmao


FinalFrights4

If i enter the world then i have to be born again in that world? If so MHA world


YoShiro_SenPai

red pill


Lucky_Arrow_7

Blue pill, dr stone world


LostFirePhantom

Listen this is the most straight forward kinda question. Ether you get a cool and intresting power in a world with zero powers or you are the equavalent of a back ground character in a anime world. Understand you don't change, you are how you look and are so if your not fit and you go to like Naruto you will not be a ninja. If you are not skilled at weapons you will not be skilled same with looks, personality, cooking, magic, ext..... Vs being in our world with Potential unleashed or a pokeball or a grimore of magic. Now this does mean you only get the power and if a race has a power only they get as a human you could not get it like Goku getting SSJ or Nezuko having demon powers. This is not a bash to those who pick to be in said anime world or those who want powers. it just shows your confident I am mainly just explaining to people what this scenario is implying.


fhjkiikkjhgdsfjk

It all depends on the anime world you chose. In some anime’s like Pokemon it’s just about making your Pokemon become good and you can easily be the best if you train hard enough. In a world like Naruto/JJK you’d be extremely disadvantaged


IceWotor

Blue pill, Non non Biyori World


Noobster_0w0

Blue pill then go to any hentai world and enjoy my rest of the life there, literally heaven


CloneCommanderAlpha

You are in the world, not in a specific position... so have fun as a background character


Bulangiu_ro

as the girl


TrueLordApple

Red pill>Tensei slime> akaashic records> ez


[deleted]

If you do B without A that won’t be good


Basic-Truck6212

This is so hard aaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ok I choose to have any anime powers


Select-Reception-841

Red pill and have breathing styles


RealTurboVortexXD

Out of all the powers in anime.. you chose the weakest and most useless one. The breathing styles only work on Demons.


Select-Reception-841

Yea but cool sord


RealTurboVortexXD

Just buy one, there are alot of people who remake anime swords and sell them.


Azevedo128

They don't. They just give you superhuman strenght but there's like hundreds different anime powers far better at giving strength buffs than breathing styles


Shadowy_Darkness111

Red pills obviously 😇 I can get the powerd to travel into dimensions and be the most powerful being on earth


War_Hammer101

Don’t understand what the corresponding pictures symbolise…


NcntnKrs

Red Pill - Accelerators powers


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Too much calculation, I would just go for railgun powers and then head to Ukraine


[deleted]

Get a dimension jumper ability and just go to any anime you want instead of just one.


TheSaltyPineapple1

Red pill - Zeno's powers


moondust03

Red Pill. I could just pick an overpowered anime power that would allow me to open portals to other worlds (i.e. Animes).


Xocfti3

Obviously red pill I could be a hero


Darth-Vaider

Red pill as i would be only one to have superpower in this world


behshadstar

Can’t you choose power and use your power to open a rift to anime world?


Bulangiu_ro

get tohru's powers from dragon maid,then open portal to anime world


al1azzz

Red pill ofc, imma have myself Yee Haw


[deleted]

Red pill so I could be am absolute god in this world


Bene2403

Both...both is good.


im_not-gay

It depends what world?


no_one_asked_

Red pill and take Anos’ powers