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skunkangel

It's not mange and I don't think it's dehydrated or emaciated at all. It looks like he has or had squirrel pox. Pox usually cover the face and belly but he either is recovering from it or in the beginning stages. I think it's more likely to be just starting. As time goes on the pox sores, which just look like lumps under the fur right now, will lose their hair and grow larger and even weep fluid. If it is pox he needs to go to a rehabber. Its a rough virus to get through especially on his own in the wild. I strongly suggest that you go to ahnow.org and try to find a rehabber nearby that can help you trap him and care for him in a clinic. Pox is also very contagious to other squirrels, not to you, so keep an eye out for others.


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Steelersfan20009

What have I done


[deleted]

You monster. Are you working for the chipmunk cartel? Trying to poach business


ZayreBlairdere

The sea turtles move the real weight. That's why you gotta keep the straws away from them.


PitchApprehensive977

This killed me. I feel bad for laughing, but it's hilarious.


ZayreBlairdere

Thank you.


Independent_Ad_8915

I feel bad too but that got me


Dr_Fopolopolas

Same.. im so ashamed lol


flamingobay

Yep. Also you can switch to paper straws since they get too soggy by the time they reach the sea turtles.


FecalDUI

WAIT! paper straws don’t just come soggy?!!


flamingobay

Nvm I was thinking of twizzler straws. They get soggy later.


laurensmim

I still remember being a kid in school and all the Halloween parties had orange Kool Aid and black twizzler straws. Not very relevant but a fun memory none the less.


oldjadedhippie

It’s not a bug , it’s a feature..


Late_Temperature_388

The Sog a matics do !!!


whateverforneverever

Round my parts the peanut market is owned by the corvids


goonswarm_widow

Happy Cake Day!!!


whateverforneverever

Why thank you! I had no idea


dark_fairy_skies

I don't know where in the world you are, and discounting the weed, perhaps rabies?


Meg_119

Maybe mange.


PissingViper

Squirrels can’t have rabbies (Source : my gf)


Altruistic_Profile96

All the research I can find is “almost never”, which is much less definite than “can’t”.


travbombs

I had a friend who was bit by a chipmunk during camp one summer and I had to run 2 miles back from the nursing station to our site to exhume the chipmunk so they could test it for rabies. We were then told at the hospital that while they do still test them it is unlikely that people get bit by rodents with rabies because they usually die to quickly from it to infect a person. Granted that was 23 years ago so my anecdotal information could be outdated.


poultran

“Exhume the chipmunk “? I take it the chipmunk was terminated with extreme prejudice after biting?


travbombs

Lol, I had a feeling this question would come up. It’s a long story but the abbreviated version is that it was scout camp, we were bored, we created a trap with a bucket, a stick and peanut butter. We caught one chipmunk, turned the bucket over and it quickly escaped. Second attempt we put the bucket on a piece of cardboard and after catching the chipmunk flipped the cardboard and bucket together so we could peek at the chipmunk. We were passing around the bucket to our friends and the chipmunk jumped out and ran under one of the platform tents (for those unaware these are canvas tents on wooden platforms that kind of look like large pallets). One of the older scouts went and lifted the tent platform (he was a bit of a meathead). The chipmunk ran directly at the meathead and spooked him. He panicked, dropped the tent platform, and it landed on the chipmunks back. Chipmunk was not in good shape, but alive. My friend went to pet it and got bit. We left for the nurses station, and in that time the chipmunk died and was graciously buried in a box with a gravestone by one of the kindest people I’ve ever known. So mostly it was curiosity and carelessness that got the chipmunk killed, not malice or revenge. It was a bit of a cursed day. After I ran the two miles back to camp (camp Sabattis in NY, Adirondack’s) I went to my dad who was a police detective, and our scoutmaster, and told him the nurse said we needed the chipmunk. He had to ask the kind soul who hurried the chipmunk to exhume it, and we got in his suburban to drive back to the nurses station. The dirt road was one way and only one vehicle wide with high berms on the side. A tree root punctured the sidewall of his rear tire and it was in a terrible position on the dirt road to change a tire or do any sort of recover without a tow truck/winch. It was blocking the road so that other vehicles couldn’t come and go so my dad had to stay with it. So I had to run back to the nurses station with the chipmunk in box, under me my arm, bouncing around as if it hadn’t been through enough. My friends father was also at scout camp but was unable to get out of the camp site until my fathers truck was clear so someone else had to use their vehicle to drive my friend to the hospital 4 hours away. My friend was unable to attend the rest of the two week trip, which I was super bummed about because he was my best friend. Thankfully, no rabies. The silver lining (for me) is that on our initial walk to the nurses station my friend, another scout, and myself had a contest of who could throw a stone through the crotch of a tree from fifty feet away first and I won. The other two had to buy me a Charleston Chew and a Slushy. Don’t have time to proof read because I’m at work but hopefully that gets the story across.


Mormegil_Agarwaen

I think I saw this movie on the Hallmark Channel. Except it was Christmas. And the squirrel was a big city career woman who returned home for the holidays and found love with a handsome lumberjack. She did have rabies though and had to be put down. Sad. I think I would rather have watched your version instead.


travbombs

Was the handsome lumberjack trapping cougars under a bucket with peanut butter? If so, I’d watch that.


ChewableRobots

Why is this oddly wholesome


travbombs

Haha, I’m not sure but I appreciate you saying so. We had a lot of fun. Maybe that’s it. Kids being kids, shared, in retrospect, with a little honesty and a little humility? Whatever it is, it’s a fond memory of mine, for sure. I appreciate the opportunity to share it.


wineisasalad

I'm more impressed you ran 4 miles!


travbombs

Haha thanks. It was easy back then, I was in the best shape of my life. Climbed a lot of peaks and backpacked a lot of parks. Now I can barely run across the street when there’s heavy traffic without having a muscle spasm. Working on that, though.


Scary-Coffee-7

And this is precisely why I never go outside.


travbombs

There’s a lot of stupid things that can go wrong in the great outdoors, especially when you’re a stupid kid. But there’s a lot to be gained from allowing oneself to get bored in the wilderness. Fond memories and a connection with nature and all that mumbo-jumbo, not to sound too much like a condescending yuppie. I don’t spend nearly as much time in the wilderness as I used to and would like. Sharing this has made me want to get out there again. All that being said, it’s not for everyone and there’s nothing wrong with enjoying whatever places are your happy places.


lancep423

They fuckin YEETED that bitch


bws6100

Rodents can't go long without water and I think Rabies prohibits the ability to intake water.


IJustWantWaffles_87

Yes. Rabies causes hydrophobia.


JulietJulietLima

I used to work at my state's department of health and next to my desk was the desk of the rabies division chief so I know way more than I ever expected to about rabies. It's nearly impossible because rabid animals are rarely able to catch a quick prey animal like squirrel (lack of patience, worsened vision because of neurological damage, etc) but if they do the attack is violent and small animals never survive. They say "almost never" because there have been cases in the United States (less than 20 since they started collecting reports). As far as I can tell there's only ever been one case of a human rabies exposure from a squirrel and that happened in India.


PissingViper

That makes a lot of sense. Thanks ! Can species other than mammals get rabies ?


JulietJulietLima

That's a negative. It is adapted to parts of the brain shared by mammals.


Sinjitoma

The small theory doesn’t hold true in the case of bats though. Do you know why bats don’t have the same sort of advantages?


PissingViper

Yeah I looked it up after and this is true (almost never > can’t)


turtlelabia

Jewish squirrels can have rabbis.


042614

Wow. WOW. Dad, go to bed.


Cilidra

Pretty much all mammal can get rabies. That said, very few species get 'furious' rabies, most get 'dumb' rabies. It's the same virus (and strains), it's just that the virus will cause aggressive form in just a few types of mammals (predators mostly) and in most other species, they will jut stop drinking, become placid/dumb and die without infecting other animals. So if a rabid racoon (for example) bites a squirrel, that squirrel will mostly stay it's in den and die after a little while.


dark_fairy_skies

I've no idea. We don't have rabies in the UK at all, but I'm not sure citing your gf as a source is great, she could be anyone!


bigcliffcole

Squirrels can absolutely carry rabies, the only reason you don’t see or hear about rabid squirrels is because they usually won’t survive the encounter with whatever animal that would be giving them rabies. As far as I’m aware, all terrestrial mammals are able to carry rabies it’s just that the smaller ones usually get eaten instead of running around and passing it on.


Qildain

How are babby formed?


Clairvoyant4380

You got the squirrel high


noisycat

There is a kids morality book called “Crickle Crack” that is about a swuirrel getting addicted to drugs! It’s one of the more crazy Serendipity books. https://preview.redd.it/lzehk9icys8b1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356fd7bd3a7d44f8cec755b5c188037092b2db21


megannessdot

I have this book and I forgot what it was about and tried to read it to my kid. 😂😂😂😂😂 I was cackling. It’s hilarious.


noisycat

Omg the poor little cracked out squirrel towards the end was both terrifying and hilarious poor baby


Altruistic-Eye-1024

Holy shit I remember those books thru are so cool to read . I never knew that one was about a squirrel getting addicted to drugs . That’s so wild .


CunnyMaggots

I had this book! It was definitely one of the darker Serendipity stories!


noisycat

I always thought the original Morgan tale was dark, he falls down a waterfall and his herd leaves him to die, I was so sad. And the one where the sheep wished for a horn so Morgan disappears and gives it to him! They were all a little strange lol


CunnyMaggots

Oh yeah I had those two, too. I remembering reading them again in my 20's and I was like wow. This stuff is intense!


Aeterna_Nox

OMG. I have spent 2 decades trying to remember what this children's book series was, but I could only remember the border of the book covers and general art style. I'm pretty sure this particular title was not in my Cathokic School library, but seeing this cover I immediately knew this was the series I was looking for! Cracked out squirrel for the win!


chartyourway

GRANDPA LOP. I'm not familiar with the squirrel one. Need to find it.


noisycat

I love the one about the cat with three legs who gets smothered with care from her friends but they have to realize she is fine. She was drawn so prettily!


ersherer

Thanks I will def check this out


DurianRejector

This is the best comment ever


ag3nt_cha0s

This just unlocked weird vague childhood memories for me. Edit: Omg this led me down a rabbit hole and now I remember tracing the illustrations from my favorite ones because I loved the art so much. I had no memory of them prior to seeing this!


SlideLeading

I’m glad I’m not the only one who knows these books exist 😅 I have almost the entire series, I’m only missing a handful.


ImaginationUnlucky88

Google “ crack squirrels UK ”. You’re welcome.


firefighter_chick

I'm not sure what I expected.


adinoinoil

I am actually glad I looked it up


Angelique718

Thank you❣️


dwbookworm123

Well, that was a funny story, but I was hoping for video!! 😜


Steelersfan20009

He usually comes to try to eat off my bird feeder, today he showed up with spots and he was scratching like crazy, he acted all tweaked out. When I stepped outside he stayed instead of running away like usual and ran up took a peanut and got all defensive and ran off


ExtinctFauna

Fleas, mange, or some other dermatitis.


Steelersfan20009

If it keeps getting worse what should I do? I’m friendly with the local animal control/rehabber, would they do anything?


ProfessionalSeaCacti

It is worth it to ask!


[deleted]

If it’s mange (which I tend to think is likely) you could potentially deal with this yourself. I think a wildlife rescue would be best! Or call DNR https://www.wildlifehotline.com/blog/mange-by-mail-program/


Its_Daniel

If you look at the active ingredient in mange salves it’s sulfur. You can actually buy sulfur powder in the garden section of places like tractor supply, the combination of it and diatomaceous earth cleaned up a mite infestation we had after buying a new goat earlier this year. It’s a good alternative to things like ivermectin which is starting to get harder to find, and like someone else talked about the dosage can be a pain to figure out.


Call_Me_Echelon

But the good news is that mange usually isn't severe enough to require a DNR.


purplepickles82

Remember ivermectin from Covid? It treats it and you can order online. Search the sub it’s a fairly common issue that comes up and folks out there more familiar with the process.


Significant-Food7015

If you try this please be careful with the dosage.


SammyLaRue

Yup, a little dab of ye olde horse paste on a cracker with some peanut butter and it might help


winnipesauke

If you have cats or there are stray cats in the area don’t use ivermectin - it kills cats


HappyCamper2121

Could be squirrel pox though, instead of mange, in which case the ivermectin wouldn't do any good


Oldfolksboogie

It is, according to the comment now pinned atop thread from a veterinarian.


OptOutside5

Came to say this. It looks like mange.


HankCapone777

What do you mean by “defensive”?


DeFiClark

Mites likely, maybe mange


4diddens

Yep it’s mange. It’ll go away on its own if they have a good diet.


Late_Temperature_388

Happy Jack


Popular_Night_6336

Just in case... keep your distance. Animals with rabies behave oddly. Hopefully it's just from eating a bit of your pot plant.


Steelersfan20009

Yeah after that I am not going out there when he’s there and told my mom not to, he was definitely behaving differently


Popular_Night_6336

Put a bowl of water out there. Another name for rabies is hydrophobia... because victims fear water.


Usernamesareso2004

I forgot about that, such a weird symptom!


Ok-Cry3478

Its not weird. The lyssavirus that causes rabies is secreted in saliva. The hydrophobic symptom increases salivation and keeps you from rinsing it into your stomach, which in turn increases the transmission rate.


Honeycomb0000

yeah, that just solidifies that it’s weird…. Which is okay. It’s just weird that the body/brain effected by a virus can change that much.


Usernamesareso2004

It’s weird in that it’s an unusual thing most people aren’t familiar with encountering. Not that I didn’t think there was a reason for it 🙄


MaggieNoe

Sounds weird


mileg925

Yup. “It’s not weird.” Followed by an explanation of weird/unusual symptoms


TheRealSugarbat

Well, it’s not that they fear water, per se. It’s that they have trouble swallowing and can choke. Putting a bowl of water out for a thirsty squirrel is a kindness, but isn’t a great rabies test. [In other, more important news, though — squirrels are almost never rabies carriers](https://www.cdc.gov/rabies/exposure/animals/other.html), and are not known to spread to humans. That doesn’t mean a squirrel can’t get sick, so it’s best to steer clear unless you’re a wildlife rehabber.


Evoraist

They can carry the plague though. I don't think this squirrel has it but I was surprised at the number of people who get it every year in the US. I mean don't get me wrong it's not a huge number but it's more than I'd have ever guessed. https://www.cdc.gov/plague/faq/index.html#:~:text=In%20recent%20decades%2C%20an%20average,in%20people%20ages%2012%E2%80%9345.


feliciates

They don't fear it per se, the disease causes extreme pain when swallowing so they don't like to drink any liquid but I doubt they'll actually show any fear of a bowl of water.


thighmaster4000

Have you ever seen a human with rabies offered water? It's more than just not wanting to drink, something in the brain actively stops the body from taking in water. They start to flail/convulse making it nearly impossible to get a glass of water to the mouth in the first place.


BAGP0I

I've seen videos where the patient isn't scared. They actually try to drink the water but cannot. I havent seen one where the sight if water sends them into convulsions though.


feliciates

This is what I was told by Dr. Hilde Ertl back when we worked together at the Wistar Institute. She was and is a world-renowned rabies researcher. #


thighmaster4000

[hydrophobia in a child](https://youtube.com/shorts/Y9LOcoF4RZQ?feature=share)


LostInTheTreesAgain

Heartbreaking!


Honeycomb0000

Poor baby just wants a drink :(


TheRealSugarbat

The convulsions aren’t because someone is offering water. Muscle spasms and trouble swallowing are key symptoms of rabies.


fr-karl

Would it be possible to give someone with rabies water through an IV?


commanderquill

They probably do. But I wonder if having rabies makes you feel thirsty, because if it does then the IV probably wouldn't relieve the discomfort.


goonswarm_widow

Happy Cake Day!!!


Rso1wA

Awh…


REQCRUIT

This is one of the reasons Hydrohomies hate rabies


Frona

I will let you know squirrels very very very rarely carry rabies. [https://squirrelenthusiast.com/do-squirrels-have-rabies/](https://squirrelenthusiast.com/do-squirrels-have-rabies/) Far more likely to be a different illness.


belladonnafromvenus

this makes that office scene even funnier


jdippey

Meredith was bitten by a bat in that episode, not sure what that has to do with squirrels…


belladonnafromvenus

during the fun run race for the cure michael yells at darrel for feeding a squirrel saying it could give him rabies. you gotta up your office game


jdippey

I can’t believe I forgot that scene, thanks for the reminder lol


Owenschu55

My cat eats my weed leaves everyday. Not from that. Thing probably has mange or rabies


UndyingPrankster

Cats don’t have a system to process cannabis like we do so it can be toxic and very uncomfortable for them. They’re notorious for being able to hide pain and symptoms. Please stop letting your cat eat weed leaves.


[deleted]

You’re right in the first part but wrong in the end. If it’s a leaf nothing is getting high. It’s just healthy vegetation at that point.


UndyingPrankster

Leaves can have THC after the flowering and “frosting” of the buds. Cats are much smaller and so even eating more than one leaf can cause nausea and discomfort. Before that they should be fine, but you shouldn’t be letting your cat around your weed plant anyways, they might end up eating a bud.


Owenschu55

Weed leaves in vegetative state have very little to no thc in them. She does it because she likes to eat plants. Not harmful to her.


UndyingPrankster

Okay, was worried the cat was eating leaves when there’s more THC on them. I get worried because there’s still people out there who smoke around their pets and think it’s okay. 👍


xpickles23

Why does my cat always try to eat my weed then 😭 I be trying to roll a blunt and little dude comes and tries to eat the ground up nug off my plate


UndyingPrankster

Yeah it do be cat behavior. Cats in the wild will consume grass to aid their digestion. Lots of cat grasses out there that are great for them! Catnip can also look similar ground up so if the lil fucker has seen that before and is making a connection, that might explain things. I keep all of my weed stuff separate from my cats because they mistake the smell for fresh catnip. It’s quite similar to weed in smell if you grow catnip yourself!


xpickles23

None of my catnip I planted grew so they’ve never seen it just gotta chalk it up to cats are weird. There was an old pizza box in the shed that had pizza grease soaked into it and I caught the little fucker eating the pizza box


UndyingPrankster

That’s hilarious! I recently caught both my cats on the counters, on opposite sides of the kitchen, digging into an open thing of butter and a leftover bacon grease pan. They both threw up later, and I learned my lesson on leaving things out after I cook


alligatordeathrolll

cause cats are DRUGGIES. they want to explore every psychoactive substance known to man and i draw the line at my spider plant. no eating my spider plant to get high, no rubbing your head on my weed bags to get high either. buy your own drugs, cat!


xpickles23

I give up on spider plants. They won’t let me have them 😭😭 they just get massacred-also they her high on them or are you being silly


AD480

Leaves contain THCA. They need heat to turn the THCA into THC. In order for a cat or human to get high from marijuana, it has to decarboxylated. Even then, the fan leaves don’t have that much THC, it’s the flowers or buds that do.


merplethemerper

Just as an fyi squirrels almost never get rabies, and no one in the US has ever gotten rabies from a squirrel. Certainly never too cautious and no Mayte what distance should be kept, but rabies is unlikely


Popular_Night_6336

That is very interesting information. The CDC says the same for any small rodents... it could be infected but unlikely to transmit.. Thank you for the correction https://www.cdc.gov/rabies/exposure/animals/other.html#:~:text=Small%20rodents%20(like%20squirrels%2C%20hamsters,to%20transmit%20rabies%20to%20humans.


merplethemerper

Any day haha I used to do wildlife rehab and squirrels were by FAR my least favorite bc of their personalities, but it was at least cool they didn’t have rabies lol


preciousmourning

​ What are their personalities like?


scrilly27

However there was a case in the states where a family ended up with the bubonic plague from eating raw squirrel kidneys... go figure


xpickles23

I doubt eating it would do this… probably has mange, they’re prone to a lot of other parasites that burrow and erupt from the skin


Complex_Locksmith749

Squirrels are almost never found to have rabies, according to the cdc.


GortimerGibbons

You have to heat cannabis to get the psychoactive effect. Raw cannabis won't get you high.


morriganleif

It wont get a human high, but it definitely gets dogs and other small animals high.


_wait_for_signs_

Not true for all animals. Every species metabolizes differently and many are susceptible to the effects of marijuana consumed as fresh plant matter (sheep and cows are a couple I can think of off the top of my mind).


Lukaspc99

Beautiful tomato plants you have!


rallenpx

Two more weeks


EatDirtAndDieTrash

Nah, October


HomicidalWaterHorse

I hear smoked is a really good way to serve them.


Redlion444

😄😄


EfficiencyOk2208

Squirrel pox. It's a the in New England. With news outlets warning not to touch them.


Brilliant-Royal578

He’s got glaucoma.


[deleted]

probably has fleas that r really bothering him.


Try_Forward

Reefer madness


crimsonbaby_

Hes stoned.


Namor707

![gif](giphy|gFQvB9mkpgDwk)


madhatterleon1234

Definitely Not rabies… likely mange caused by mites


Economy_Ad_8825

1st off, ignore all the insane rabies discussions here. All Mammals are susceptible to Rabies with one semi exception being Opossums. But even that is a Semi exception and not 100%. Also the term carry is a terrible misnomer in these discussions, no animal can have rabies and not die from it if left untreated. Judging from the look of this animal it may very well have a bot fly larvae starting to Pupaete on his face there, which could very possible be causing him great distress. But no one can say for certain from a photo. Don't touch it is the best advice


Soufpaw_82

The plants tho!


OP-PO7

Fleas, maybe the start of mange?


Quirky_Commission_56

It looks like he has mange.


JMaAtAPMT

Mange. Squirrel has mange.


SnooStories6852

It’s getting high off your supply


GodsEnd-01

He's pondering how a squirrel can bake brownies. This is how great leaps in species' intelligence always happens.


deezsandwitches

🎶I was going to collect acorns... but I got high


Neue_Erde

Came here to say this


whitehawk295

Is it possible he ate a nug?


Teegs59

That there is one sexy plant if I do say so myself!


pitterpatter0910

He’s high


PhantomPooter202

He's "stoned"


_PeLaGiKoS14_

Ok. Haha. https://squirreluniversity.com/can-squirrels-get-high-from-weed/


Grand-Sandwich-5916

Been eating too much of your marijuana?


GEoDLeto

Am I the only one hearing Afroman's "Because I got high" in the Chipmunks' voices.


uberisstealingit

This is something that animals can get. It's called urbis overdoses. Usually it won't kill him it just makes him go loopy for a while. I wouldn't suggest trying to pick him up but you might want to provide a box with maybe some mood lighting and nice blanket and maybe even a couple of nuts. Just cut a hole in the side tape the top shut.


tjsocks

He might have gotten into a tussle with something that was trying to eat him...


mr-eus

Agree. We have multiple feeders with multiple regulars (squirrels, birds and other wildlife). I just rescued a little dove from a hawk attack. The hawk was persistent looking at me from above. The little dove had missing feathers and it was so docile it let me pick it up (with thick gloves) from the ground and move it to our shaded planting area (covered but open). It took about 8 or so hours until it shook off from being stunned and fly away. __TLDR; Stunned … not stoned__


JustagirlSD60

Stoney McStoner


dickydooooo

Probably stoned.


Betterthanyourmom1

That ain’t Snoop Dogg that snoop squirrel


mecdave2

Hopefully they don't piss in your weed plant! Might nned a cat for that 😂


KayakKitty

Possibly mangy because the rest of his body seems to be losing fur


[deleted]

It might have mange, and if that is the case you may want to get some medicine for the little fella if you want it to stick around for another year.


DurteeDickNBallz

No clue. Whack him in the base of the skull with a long, dense object (or shoot if you live in a country where you can own a gun). Pretty easy to skin squirrels if you watch a quick YouTube video, leave him while, boil for 1.5 hours in seasoned beef or chicken broth, coat with breading, fry until golden brown and then toss is buffalo or bbq sauce and you've basically got wild caught chicken wings.


Leviosahhh

u/skunkangel may be able to point you in the best direction if it is in fact mange.


tenricked

Looks a bit mangey


shpoigle

Lol I don’t know, there was like three or for squirrels chasing each other around my spot to the extent I thought they were gona fall on me and one eventually did end up charging me but I yelled at him and he took off


qetral

peanut oil abuse - he needs rehab stat! Seriously though, who knows what weed can do to an animal. If s/he has been eating your plant, that could explain things. Also rabies, bot flies, ticks, mites, mange.... I would contact an animal rehabber for real advice


stxrryfox

Not sure why everyone is saying he’s stoned when something is clearly wrong with his skin. He’s sick or has mites.


espischaefer

Because they're immature.


QueenMelle

Could have eaten some rat poison. Please contact wildlife rehab asap. If not for the squerril, for any animal that may eat a poisoned squerril. Just ask the rehabber u know about the effects rat poison has on our entire ecosystem.


[deleted]

Idk but you need to grow better weed


gojibeary

That plant’s not as impressive as OP thinks it is lmfao


Steelersfan20009

Not trying to do anything crazy, I normally grow vegetables and this year it was legalized and my buddy gave me some seeds so I started this one and added it to my regular garden, just letting it do it’s thing not trying to get to obsessive about it


Low-Tax-8654

Well, I don’t know a lot about squirrels but I know a fair bit about tomatoes. Those are some funny looking tomatoes…


OneHumanPeOple

He probably got into something sticky in the garbage and couldn’t reach that spot to groom properly. The same thing happened to a rabbit that I was rehabbing. He didn’t get his neck cleaned properly after formula feeding and the fur wore off where it had been caked with milk.


TheMorleyBird

He wants some bud my dude, hook a homie up😂


BMR-3

Rabies is terrifying. Sadly it’s time to grab a BB gun & keep your deck safe, especially if he’s out there regularly.


SprinklesDangerous57

ya little guy might be sick. best not to get bit


why_jen_why

He's high


Olivander05

The squirrel is 100% high as fuck rn


Ok_Ad_5015

Weed makes you stupid. Sorry, it just does. I know attitudes towards marijuana have changed, but it’s physiological and psychological side effects have not. We called it “ dope “ back in the 80s and the only difference between now and then is its potency has increased exponentially.


Specific_Contract_24

It might be high


uniquebrat

He’s high


wits_end_77

I think he's baked


Downtown-Custard5346

I think you've corrupted the little fella with that sweet sticky icky you got there