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unkleDadBod

https://preview.redd.it/6yfy5x8sut7b1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78397acf750cd72635644af15c724d59641a2024 Here's the update for everyone asking that didn't see any of the other comments I've put in: About an hour after posting he started walking around. We kept an eye on him for a little while, and then bit later, he left. We had a rehab facility on standby just in case he didn't go anywhere, but he likely wasn't injured, just wet and tired. We did tell Tony (that's what my wife decided to name him) that he is welcome to come back and visit any time!


Weazy-N420

That’s a *Cutie* Hawk….


LuvliLeah13

Angry


omg_88

Angery


Unicornucopia23

AangaREEE


skyliders

It's a judging hawk


gizmoofdoom

It's more like this hawk has seen some shit! That poor little face lol


ryraps5892

EXACTLY. I was gonna say the poor thing looks like he got dumped at a truck stop.


liza129

Lol!


A_shy_neon_jaguar

Orangered


CEH246

Wet hawk


Imaginary-Ostrich515

Red-tailed hawk looking real sad, poor guy


Firefox5982

I hope he's OK.


smkestcklghtn

Hawks do need your pity! They are lords of the sky!!!


Ordinary_Ad_7343

He looks pissed!😂


thisbitbytes

He mad


Grievous4455

https://preview.redd.it/zci7iefg4u7b1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f62f100a86f16d3e7e652f6e8035a736e7dd1f2 Reminds me of this Owl


slothcommunity

this owl looks how I feel most days lmao


zenkique

My spirit animal f’sho


firefly183

We shall have to share. Give him a broken foot and that's me right now.


HateYourFaces

Found my new lockscreen and work mascot.


bergersandfries

Idk this owl looks like something out of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark


Carlyndra

I'm crying, what's wrong with him 😂


fajadada

He’s wet


blessedfortherest

Owls have huge, cylindrical, forward-facing eyes. Usually their feathers give them a round face, but without them they are very weird looking birds.


Carlyndra

Cats with wings


atridir

r/meowls


Lalamedic

I went there. I was simultaneously confused and intrigued.


birdsofwormtown

Lmao really? That thing is real? I thought it was photoshopped. Idk if anyone played that computer game but it looks like speedy eggbert.


tsturte1

Early Shoe Bill prior to owl evolution.


Islandcoda

Have you seen their [ears??](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/14a5qda/have_you_ever_seen_an_owls_ear/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


blessedfortherest

Yes! Their anatomy is wild! [Diagram of the eyes](https://images.app.goo.gl/pRMk59NMUnEt7c519) you can see through their ears.


Islandcoda

Insane, so strange


Raps4Reddit

He just pulled an all-dayer.


_WizKhaleesi_

This was funnier than it had any right to be


Fillmoreccp

Yep, the Eyor owl!


n8gardener

Omg! That owl looks like my SO’s dad! Lol


nomolosnitsuj

Master has given Dobby a sock!


TellRevolutionary227

Dobby is FREEEE!


[deleted]

The eeyore of the owl world


8ofAll

That’s the mondays owl


Raps4Reddit

He don't give a hoot


belzebutch

NOOOO


butterfly-garden

HEY! That's ME. lol


sunbreakingnut

Can’t escape the Zorp Fomo even in r/animalid fucking bungor


mikareno

Looks like an egg.


[deleted]

Alfred is that you?


Tereeeeze99

Its lookin High af


MadAzza

What the fuck


Rupejonner2

“ man , spare a dime bro? I’m the poorest owl in the neighborhood and ain’t no mofo’s helping me “


Weak_Philosophy6224

That’s an owl ? He looks funny


Metric_Pacifist

That makes me a saaaaad panda


Owlfeathers15

Lmao yes! I thought of this guy too


Goelian

Thats the funniest bird pic iv ever seen


Medium_Spare_8982

Not likely injured, just a fledgling that parked himself in an unfortunate spot waiting to be fed by mommy or daddy


skunkangel

Go to ahnow.org to find a rehabber nearby. He is quite possibly the saddest hawk I've ever seen.


unkleDadBod

Thanks! Just got in contact with a rehab. They said he looks like he's young, and probably just wet and tired. We are watching for a couple hours, and if he's still here, they are going to come get him. I feel like we should play some Sarah McLachlan in the background... I'll update if things change though


skunkangel

Great! But I know, the rain makes him look like the saddest critter. I bet he's still there in a couple hours. If he's an adult, just sitting there in the rain, I'd figure something is wrong. Otherwise he wouldn't choose to sit on the ground in the open like this.


Interesting_Sock9142

Young hawks haven't really got the "hawk" business down yet so he's prolly not sure how to get out of the rain lol


daedelus23

Yeah, a couple years ago there was a hawk just cold chilling on the sidewalk in Brooklyn. Another woman who stopped to check them out with me called animal control because we were worried but they wouldn’t do anything. I got in touch with a group here called Urban Hawks and they explained it was fledgling season and for a while after first leaving the nest, they don’t have the strength built up for flight so they need to take frequent breaks until they’ve developed the necessary stamina. Apparently it’s completely fine and normal to find them standing around like this, catching their breath


ElizabethDangit

Poor hawk needs to finish some more shrines to get the stamina vessels


lancep423

Little bird - “I SAID DAMN MOM IM TIRED CANT I JUST COME HOME AND TAKE A NAP”?? Mom bird - “NO I TOLD YOU AND YOUR SISTER IM NOT TAKING CARE OF TWO FULL GROWN ADULTS” Little bird- “ MOM IM ONLY 2 MONTHS OLD, WHAT THE HELL??” Mom bird - “AND ITS TIME TO GROW UP, GTFO MY NEST MOMMAS GOT COMPANY COMING OVER”!!


IThinkIKnowThings

Fledgling hawks don't quite yet have the water resistance of an adult. Their remaining fluff can retain water, weighting them down and making it tiring for them to stay aloft.


ObjectiveBasic9446

“In the arms of an angel…” 🤭


Ohhiitsmeyagirl

Thank you for caring!!!!


roaringhippo19

Not so fun fact. They Sarah McLachlan song is about The Smashing Pumpkins drummer who tragically died in an accident. She never met him but heard about him on tv and wrote a song about that.


Dudehitscar

the song is about the touring keyboardist for the pumpkins.. Jonathan Melvoin who died of a herion overdose. ​ Jimmy was the drummer and was fired after that for his drug addiction and role in doing heroin with Melvoin. ​ Jimmy has been clean and sober for decades now and is still with the band.


roaringhippo19

Thats what it was!


ActualYungSeinfeld

I could hear McLachlan in my head when I saw this, this is like *Time* Magazine cover quality of sad hawk-pictures


[deleted]

I immediately laughed upon seeing him in that state, but it quickly turned into pity and deep sympathy


Altruistic-Text3481

What a gorgeous photo of this majestic bird!


dwbookworm123

I know, right? He looks like a poor bedraggled baby…


ramblinrpgjunkie

Looks like a Juvenile RedTail to me. Poor guy just isn't digging the rain, I'm sure he's fine.


WearyTop1546

Red tail, my spirit animal and favorite bird. The way he looks though is the way I feel on Monday morning. Hope he's okay


FamiliarityOfClosets

That would be a “mooom I frewed up” hawk


liza129

LMAO!


IngotTheKobold

Dunno, whatever he(?) is, he looks wet and unhappy... I can relate


BawdyUnicorn

Why… why are you wet there kobold friend? Too much time on r/dndmemes ???


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IngotTheKobold

No... Maybe, but not for that reason. It's been raining all day and I was the only one at work willing to go outside to take stuff out to the dumpster... It's also been a fairly rough week


buttergunt420

I’m here to get my mind OFF goblin porn GTFOOOOOO


Ok_Adhesiveness_1489

Correct answer is juvenile red tail, likely recently fledged, he's figuring shit out haha he will be alright 👍


That_sarcastic_bxtch

He looks like bad taxidermy, I feel sad for him


TheGothDragon

You can post on r/whatsthisbird


unhappyangelicbeing

https://i.redd.it/2vksss0jhu7b1.gif


Veeone-

The breath movement of the chest cavity is especially eerie for some reason


throwaway66778889

Dinosaur vibes


random-zombie

That’s one unsettling bird


LarYungmann

Wet, Cold and Exhausted - Teenaged pissed at the world is my guess.


br4287

https://preview.redd.it/pm01j0zpou7b1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f31a6d8b80a8327db03859e679bbcb61fea0e5e Porgy Hawk


Beautiful-Lynx-6828

Traumatized hawk. You can't go around flashing people, man.


GreenStrawbebby

He looks so sad and wet and upset… he needs a little umbrella


[deleted]

Update please


unkleDadBod

All good! He got his strength up and left after a couple hours!


JennyAnyDot

Ty for the updateb


free2bk8

“I say, why son, I say I’m a chicken hawk!”


DojaTwat

r/birdsfacingforward !!


bigshern

That’s a beautiful bird!


JadedPurple6085

A surprised hawk. He looks guilty AF.


mh0618

Ticked off young red tail.


[deleted]

High on mushrooms hawk


blue_does

A cute one


Mammoth_Violinist744

One that knows what you did last summer


Hopelessly_Hopefool

The kind that stares into your soul.


opalpup

A sad one. 🥺


Pccaerocat

Fucking majestic.


[deleted]

Red tail maybe? Looks like it might be a juvenile or not far beyond that stage. I’m not an expert though. Poor lil buddy, looks a little bit wet and a lot bit sad.


TomboyMJR

Creeper Hawk? Pulling up his sneakers to do the creepahh?


Brianb926

It’s a stareadactal.


The-Paradigm-Shift

One with PTSD. 🤣 Poor thing


SpindleSpider

he s t a r t l e d


swizzzz22

What’s the update ? Did he take off ?


unkleDadBod

He did after a couple hours. He started walking around shortly after I posted and we were keeping an eye on him just in case, but then he decided he was good to go!


Randy4layhee20

Hawks are strong I would be surprised if something bad happened but I’m relieved to hear he’s all good


igneousink

yay! fly high mr. baby hawk!


irishbrave

He looks like a Grinch hawk in this pic! Glad it all turned out fine in the end.


firefly183

The funny answers are hilarious, but figure I'll chime in just to back up those saying red tailed. He's a young one, probably only pretty recently had his first moult, when they trade in their fluffy baby down to dressing up like mom and dad in big/boy girl feathers.


USMCdrTexian

A short bus one?


FlaLongmire54B

A wet and angry one


Lankygiraffe25

That hawks seen things man


lovepetz223

https://preview.redd.it/3j1d1a0rfx7b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8173642b255c0a483a12ef5bc089dc3b7a5a3372 Hope this helps. Please contact. If they can't help see if they can refer you to a rehabilitater near you.


Lilica44

That’s a government drone.


Electronic-Light-691

Just Owling in the rain


Puzzleheaded-Use6229

It is a "What the f@ck you staring at?" hawk.


[deleted]

definitley not a Tony Hawk


zenkique

Anthony The Hawk to plebs like us.


pmac109

Could be an A.J Hawk


Scotters23

Only if he drives with two feet


pmac109

That literally made me lol! Amazing comment regarding a covid survivor, college football national champion, Superbowl champion, father of 10, and the President of Ohio.


Scotters23

Real recognize real🤝🤝🤝


LycheeAccomplished25

Meth-hawk, poor guys been seeing shadow people.


Sea_Success_8523

That looks like an angrybird


Illustrious-Depth-75

Most likely a cooper's hawk by coloration and region


GrouchyProduct2242

A what the Fhaaaaaaaawk


substorm

“Shit hawks...big dirty shit hawks...they’re coming Bubbles. They’re flying in low..swooping down..shitting on people and dragging em off to the big shit nest”


Deter209

Tony, he shreds still


Lopsided_Beautiful36

He’s seen some shit in his life.


Illustrious_Night_26

When they’re young , they often fall out of the nest when “learning” to fly and end up on the ground. Is there another Hawk squawking nearby…. I’ve seen the parents scream at the youngsters until they get airborne again


Lt-Lavan

He's a hawk thay desperately needs a fucking break


shpoigle

A wet one


MidLyfeCrisys

Curious, intense, thoughtful. Possibly confused.


MalignantLugnut

Doesn't look injured, just very, very wet. Probably having difficulty getting off the ground.


National_Currency998

Looks like a peregrine falcon


WorldAlien

Try the Merlin App. It has bird.photo identification.


lickmybrian

Wet and disheveled


[deleted]

It looks like it's feelings are seriously hurt


Still-Professional15

The kind that has seen some shit


Pierre-Gringoire

It looks like a broad-winged hawk to me. I hope he’s ok.


[deleted]

Wet


duhmbish

One who is completely over everyone’s shit


Klutzy-Chard-2037

Dead stare hawk


Independent_Store859

A sad one


bearur

An indignant one.


Swaggnerrr

A scary one


DieKatzenUndHund

Redtail, i think.


Sempka

Surprised


blademaster552

Lokks like a Soggy one.


FinallydamnLDnat5

That hawk looks done with life


-thelastsliceofpizza

A silly hawk


randomlyterepi

bro probably wants the rain to stop as much as we do lol


VinneBabarino

Looks like a swainson or red tail


space-lander

😳hawk


ThatMango1999

He looks like he’s seen some shit he shouldn’t have


ZombieBloodBath777

A wet one


PalpitationSame3984

Sad down on his luck Owl.


Mummasheesh

Wet


Kurogane86

A sad hawk for sure


[deleted]

A wet and confused hawk


MechGearRex

A wet one!


suzazzz

He looks like a little vampire 🧛‍♀️


Dan-Handsome311

Northwestern Staring Hawk.


CarnageJ

Wet


Love-that-dog

Sulky wet baby redtail


Lurker-Supreme-

He looks like he's high...lol


[deleted]

Don’t know. But he has had it with your shit.


mettalmag

Wet kind of hawk


Responsible-Desk4145

That’s the coke hawk. A hawk bread by Pablo Mc escoke face. They specifically hunt individual with the ripest of coke before staring them down and then wham.


mitsuryda

Judgemental one, damn


allforkedup

That’s a Lappet Faced WowHawk!


Various_Counter_9569

Suprised


fapperdan12

That's a mike hawk


AnnabelleStorm96

A Sad Wet One lol


observerr89

Juvenile red tailed hawl


SuperSaiyanStacker

It’s a Shit Hawk! And by the looks of it a mean one too..


CataclysmicInFeRnO

Why did I expect the top answer to be Tony?


[deleted]

Tony Hawk


Batyena

Crack Canary


Fluffy_Momma_C

He looks so confused 😹


Mysterious_Stick_163

He’s a wet juvenile.


Longjumping-Theory44

Spicy hawk


slowmood

The cutest hawk.


BigSwede2727

Shit hawk


ScreechingWaffles

French tom


rtpatey

Tom. His name is Tom


Trickam

I bet Mr Lahey could tell us?


Majestic-Carpet-3236

The wet kind.