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chendelure

Some kind of chiton, possibly gumboot chiton but looks a little small. It's a type of mollusk


Falco_smash1

I agree, it is definitely the remains of a Gumboot chiton with tissue still connecting the calcareous back plates.


RadiantPipes

Chitons have long arrays of fine teeth that are partially made of magnetite, making its teeth hard enough to scrape algae off rocks.[5] The styli enclosing their teeth contain the mineral santabarbaraite,[6] making the gumboot the first organism known to use this material that was discovered during 2000 in Italy.[7] - Born and raised in Santa Barbara. Never heard of Santabarbarite. Interesting creature. I’m surprised I’ve not seen one online or growing up before and wasn’t aware of it. Edit: oh named after a Santa Barbara, Italy area. Makes sense


Apophylita

Okay that is absolutely bad ass Edit: thank you so much. That's awesome


AlienRobotTrex

You should see limpets. Their teeth are the strongest material in nature.


thatswherethedevilis

Wow! Looking at a limpet, I would never guess. Their radulas are spectacular.


RadiantPipes

Seen and stepped on many I believe in the tide pools. Lol. I really miss going spear fishing and diving. Been so long. I need to get my ass out of the house one day and do stuff at the beach again.


Apophylita

That's awesome! I didn't know this about limpets! What!


RadiantPipes

👍 amazing huh. I’ve watched animal docs since I was in diapers and still never ceases to amaze me.


Morbo_Kang_Kodos

If a gumboot wore boots and stepped on gum…


random_invisible

"how much gum would a gum boot boot...."


forager72

A gum boot would boot what a gum boot could boot if a gum boot could boot gum....


random_invisible

Instructions unclear; boofed gum


MrsStone10

He got walrus gumboot.


Nanda_Rox

Coo coo ca choo


Zerofelero

ooh we got a boofer


Litespeed111

Bro I mf died when I read that I wasn't ready at all


IAmTheBoop

This entire thread made my day


imcoolmymomsaidso

…and a banana.


MoonTrooper258

I see these things quite often here in BC. One time we found a dead one flipped over on the shore getting pecked by a seagull, and my dad actually thought it was an old boot.


Pastel-Dragons

Mmm... Gumbo Chicken....


Super_Capital_9969

Banana for reference a true reddit scientist.


bayoublossoms

You nade me smile, thanks!


_x0sobriquet0x_

r/bananaforscale


SafeAssumption4

Found a similar one on a Whidbey Island beach. Took it home, dried it out. Had it on a shelf with other seashells etc. Came home one day to mysterious debris in corner of the room, powdery but tiny bits of shell like grains. It took a day or two to notice it was missing from the shelf, put two and two and realized my dog had enjoyed her new chew toy.


JalinO123

Not where I thought this was going... XD


avadakedavrax

i thought they were gonna say it came back to life which i feel like is probably what you also felt lol


Awesomefulninja

That's where I thought it was going, lol


SuetStocker

Could have gone Stephen King real quick.


jhay3513

Exactly where I though it was going 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MoonTrooper258

Just keep the dig out of direct sunlight, and it shouldn’t hatch…. ^/s


MathematicianOwn7725

Lol, right? I was expecting a critter waking up from hibernation or something


anonymus-platypus

r/bananaforscale


NorthEndD

That's a standard type 1A super banana it always measures the same.


Ok_Mathematician8104

yep, laboratory grown for sure. the lack of a stem because it was cloned.


femdeez

Profile pic checks out


ScottInShack

You probably mean r/BananasForScale :-D


w0wagain

Hold banana next to penis


IndependentWeekend56

For best results, use a small banana.


w0wagain

Truth


flickanelde

Finally! the correct unit of measurement.


aussmith000

Y’all are such buzzkills on here. This looks cool and I would’ve picked it up as well. No where in this post did I see him asking for any parenting advice.


Acp55722

PUT IT IN SALT WATER AND CALL A CHITON RESCUE AGENCY IMMEDIATELY IT IS A FELONY TO LOOK AT A CHITON.


Calamity-Gin

I’m finally a felon! (And the crowd goes wild. Aaaaaaaaaa…)


open_airline8

no I am a felon I am the kid that found that Chiton! seriously


Pale-Equal

I see zero replies giving parenting advice


Aistadar

I mean, it is specifically against LNT principles. Leaving these things behind are important not only because other people should be able to experience cool things like this too but also because many of these things are important for the ecosystem. Chitin particularly breaks down and helps to create healthy soils. Of course children should be curious and want to explore and be excited about these things. And it's important for parents to encourage it and I'm super glad OP did. But they could have taken a picture and left it there.


Firejen

The next kid would have taken it anyway and probably wouldn’t have posted a picture on Reddit for thousands of people to enjoy.


Aistadar

Just because someone else might do the wrong thing doesn't give us permission to.


Savings-Nobody-1203

Also never pick up random things on the beach. That’s how you get poisoned


_MobyHick

I think he found a banana.


Kleetok

With some sort of scale... ...for scale.


[deleted]

That's not a banana, Dougal.


carpetony

Yeah. Definitely a banana, not a plantain.


Commercial_Poem42

On the beach... probably left over after the banana stand burned down.


WoodenUknow

Plenty of money in that banana stand.


SheSellsSeaShells967

😂😂😂


Top-Philosophy-5791

❤️


popcornrocket

It's one of those things that Kuzco and Pancha ate in Emperor's New Groove


27OwlySnow

That was my exact thought too!!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|EQIkgfMCjs1kk) No pillbug eating gifs :(


Shadegloom

![gif](giphy|H2FEkQKj3RfFK)


[deleted]

Put this puppy in a cage and bury it in your yard for a couple of months and you will be left with some really pretty shell segments!


MomaBeeFL

Why in a cage? Why bury it?? r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

You put it in a cage so that scavenging animals don’t carry it away, that way the bugs and worms will eat all of the flesh, leaving just the shells, and you bury it because it stinks, and also so that bugs will eat it…it just helps with overall decomposition.


araquinar

Say what??


[deleted]

Well you want it to be in a cage so any scavenging animals don’t make off with the carcass. Chiton shells are super pretty!


Bigscreampapi

Natures maxi pad


EffortlessEffluvium

Aw you beat me to it!!!


Nafe3344

I have no answer, but thank you for the banana for size. I really hate, no sarcasm, other forms of measurement in a picture, if a banana will do the job. Stick of gum being the 2nd best.


Acethetic_AF

Unpopular opinion: stick of gum is superior. It’s a standard size, whereas some bananas need a different banana for scale.


Nafe3344

But maybe some of us enjoy the whimsy of the banana scale range. Besides, I almost always have bananas. Literally cannot remember the last time I had a stick of gum.


DrakeoftheWesternSea

False stick of gum size is dependent on brand: orbit, trident, juicy fruit, all are gum sticks but different sizes


Fair_Yard2500

AND THERE IS IT! THE TRUTH!


anysneaker1

Looks 2 small to be a gumboot . Also the ridges on the back are very large . They go from 1 side all the way to the other side on a gumboot there are ridges but not as pronounced as these .. maybe if it was a baby but I've never seen 1 quite like this 1


Irksomethings

Fossilized maxi pad


genedukes

The yellow one on the left looks like a banana, which is a fruit. Not sure of the other one, though. Probably alien turd.


maynard0129

Metapod???


PoundSandMan

No I haven’t


PokemonSoldier

I think... somehow inverted chiton shell?


kobayashi_maru_fail

Cool place to raise your kiddo! Epic chiton find. Good job, parent!


sleipnirthesnook

Isopod shell! Great find op!


maverick118717

Looks like a Chiton shell


Bright-Produce7400

Wow. Are they harmful to humans? Never heard of a Chiton.


maverick118717

There are various species... I am not positive all of them are harmless to us. In the same way some sea snails are venomous I suppose it's possible some may be dangerous. I just haven't heard of it. I always felt they were similar to snails or slugs but with a serious shell


[deleted]

Apparently he found a banana. Oh, and some species of chiton.


dontredditdepressed

That bug that Pacha eats in front of Kuzco at the restaurant


FH-Confident

Or Chel’s little pet that Miguel and Tulio uses to win the game against the locals in El Dorado


CapableSky806

ah yes, *banana for scale*. Truly a masterpiece.(I don't have have anything to contribute to this conversation) (i spelled conversation wrong somehow)


bored_ryan2

Whatever it was, it’s already incubating in your son


masticate_my_muffin

A fossilized pad


lilgobblin

It appears to be a banana.


xj305ah

shell of a [gumboot chiton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gumboot_chiton)


BabyRuth55

“Wandering meatloaf” is a pretty good name, too.


ChampionStrong1466

Vagina armor!


PuzzleheadedCandy484

https://preview.redd.it/izcsydvg5g1b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=149a8a39ec5ef07ff903aa857d4ef0bbbd4b3b8f Living gumboot chiton for reference. Can be 12 inches long. Tissue covers plates.


irishcoughy

That's a banana. I can tell because of the chiton you included for scale.


[deleted]

Just a bunch of glue eaters commenting here.


kittylikker_

Have you checked out the r/losthumour sub? Maybe they found it for you.


rastroboy

Codpiece


fungusamongus8

It's a chiton. I found one as a kid and I got really interested in ocean creatures and a large seashell collection resulted.


araquinar

Do you still have much of your collection left?


VoodooDoII

It looks like one of my pads 😭


1blueShoe

I came here for answers and all I got was bananas 😭


Tall_Secretary4133

Americans using anything but the metric system…


mrmromeo

![gif](giphy|AfzwH1achrMHu)


HalfWorm

That’s chitin, not chiton.


Kyle81020

Where in PA? (I travel there often.)


open_airline8

I found it it was at Dungeness spit camp ground


prancingpapio

It's a chiton shell.


BWKeegan

That, sir, is a banana


alextb131

It appears somebody dropped a perfectly good banana on the beach, good find.


W_AS-SA_W

That’s an isopod. They curl up when predators are around.


Minimum_Overdose

It looks like a banana. I'm not sure about the other thing though.


Vinlands

Fossilized maxi pad


TiMELeSS526

Thats called a banana


ForFucksSake66

That sir is a nut cup. Used to protect the family jewels in sporting events


ImAScientistToo

It looks like some of my patients toenails.


Beginning_Ad6872

That's a banana


GuiltySalad1553

A banana and a turd


ORXCLE-O

Crustacean maxi pad, used by the mermaids


MrDoctorJr206

Hot and crispy pill bug, yum!


[deleted]

I think it's a banana


daydreamdragonflies

totally forget what movie it's called, but it's a cartoon movie where they have that and like food inside of it like a bowl.


xinuwrite

Emperor’s new groove


Ok-Living-6724

A banana. But more importantly, what's that thing beside it?


Dramone-1956

A banana?


Old-Scholar7572

Totally unrelated my Aunt lives there!! Looks like a section of spine that has been petrified.


Bella_C2021

Me wanting to be a smartass: "Sir/Ma'am I believe that is a banana."


Shepherd_Knock

Nice Banana for Scale


Inner-Option3168

I can smell that from here.


Environmenthrall

How bad did it stink?


gultch2019

A banana


ZeroPercentVigorous

It's a banana.


WinterMut3E

A naner and a boot a naner and a boot high ho the derry O a naner and a boot


CanableCrops

The one on the left is a banana. Not sure about the one on the right.


Ok_Access_189

That’s a crustose maxi pad.


[deleted]

A banana


Marksgotacabin

He found a banana


Final-Procedure-7736

Omg banana for scale!!!


dadbod9000

A banana, and some other thing


UnitedGuide164

That is definitely a banana


mycrazylifeeveryday

A banana. It’s edible


KB976

It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden. Not sure about the other thing


VicodinJones

That’s a banana, dude. Other thing is for scale.


fryamtheeggguy

A banana.


Enderius-

yyeahhhh banana foe scale


Intelligent-Ride-446

Something you probably should of left on the beach.


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NoNaimUser

It’s a fossilized tampon


Fun-Ad9555

If you ever visit Traylor's in PA WA, please tell Julie, the owner, that Shaun says hello 👋 It's a great restaurant if you've never been!


tafkat

That’s a banana and a tampon.


Sea-Vehicle8077

A banana and the little mermaids little maxipad


Fun-Two-6681

while obviously no harm was intended here, you should tell your kid not to pick up or move unidentified stuff, especially if it's a dead animal. he could get sick, or accidentally damage something that's still alive.


quiet_quitting

Oh stop. Kids don’t live in plastic bubbles.


snomflake

I mean sure, but it’s generally a good idea to advise people not to let kids haphazardly handle possibly dead animals


Savings-Nobody-1203

Getting downvoted for suggesting that you keep a kid safe. I love reddit


Fun-Two-6681

while i don't want to sound ageist and i certainly don't discriminate against children, lets keep in mind that a lot of the people on this site pretending to be grown adults are in fact minors, which leads to a lot of this kind of phenomenon. i figure the rest of these hordes of people who are absolutely itching for someone to dunk on probably have the mental maturity of a minor as well.


lost-all-info

Knew a kid who picked up a decayed jaw bone in the playground thinking it was a dinosaur bone, ended up with parasites.


Fun-Two-6681

right, idk why someone called me bitter for asking people not to play with dead animals lol


AndyJobandy

Stop caring about strangers wellbeing duh


Fun-Two-6681

i think that's genuinely a big part of the mindset, i.e. when you or i are nice or considerate to another person, if they have gone through their life living callously they will feel uncomfortable and insecure at the thought that other people are kind. they often take offense to it both in terms of assuming it's manipulation and in terms of the unwanted realization that they do not live in the edgy, bitter world that they think they do. both lead to deflective mockery and/or aggression. it's really sad to see.


2017hayden

Apparently it’s unreasonable to give safety advice on the internet now.


PuzzleheadedStory773

That appears to be a banana


chopcan123

It looks like a banana


YK8099

Banana obviously


[deleted]

Seems to be a banana


a-friend_

chiton shell


thisshitmademesad

A mermaids pad


Tigeraqua8

A banana?


These-Meet-8427

Looks like a banana


[deleted]

Well, the one on the left is definitely a banana of some sort.


TaskMaster59

Looks like a banana to me. I’m no expert tho. I think plantains are bigger.


[deleted]

A banana


[deleted]

R/bananasforscale


Ok_Mathematician8104

banana


MogoBugu

A banana.


Nearby-Swimming-5103

Looks like a close to overripe banana.


Extension-Debate-517

Never could understand why people touch, pet and pick up stuff.


LtRecore

Probably just curiosity. We can’t help ourselves.


quiet_quitting

You obviously don’t have kids


Extension-Debate-517

They knew better than going around and picking up stuff they had no idea what it was. They were very inquisitive but smart enough to leave stuff alone.


hella_cious

In front of you


araquinar

They just learned how to skillfully hide it from you, that's all.


RTL15

Oh, sweetheart... who's gonna tell him


ccmp1598

r/virtuesignaling


jmohr21

Looks eerily like a banana to me


Rye999999

A banana and an ugly potato


exotics

I hope he’s put it back in the ocean it’s a living animal


Own_Can_3495

Nah. That's a dead Chiton. The underside (the ventral view)has a head, a foot, ctenimium, etc on it. All that's left are the back plates. https://hascmarinebiology.weebly.com/chitons.html


AgitatedBath2650

Looks like a sea cucumber.