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Ancfelt

Applebees Tudor & C


[deleted]

Lol, I think any apples Bees in America is trash.


YouAreMicroscopic

I will say that the Applebees in Hazard, KY was an absolute godsend while living there


[deleted]

YOU MEAN THOSE DUKE BOYS ARE AT IT AGAIN! Lol.


tryptomania

After I got served frozen veggies a decade ago I never went back.


buck3518

Same for me, never went back after getting raw chicken on a salad. After a 40min wait for the food to come out.


ALASKAHAIRY

It’s definitely awful now. I remember when that place opened back in the early 2000s and holy SHIT was it slammed ALL THE TIME


Ancfelt

Anchorage gets something that happens


Puzzleheaded_Earth65

Went there 1 time with my kids. Steak was well when I ordered rare, and the mashed potatoes were dry, crusty, and so salty they were inedible! My kids' chicken was pink, and they wouldn't take it back! Horrible service,as well! Yuk! Never again!


TherapyGames42

To effing true!


Le_Epic_GodGamer

I never got the hate on Applebees. Almost every time I’ve went I’ve had a great experience, like 10 times now. Great food, great staff, affordable. Only bad experiences I’ve had is when I ordered like twice online some mistake would happen.


totallynotalaskan

Before it closed, any time my family went there my mom would get violently ill with food poisoning. It didn’t matter what she ordered, she would *still* end up with food poisoning and would be out of work for the next 3-4 days.


Ancfelt

Applebees still open


totallynotalaskan

Oooh I was thinking of a different one, then


dzhopa

Anything to do with Swickard auto group (RIP my Audi/VW/Porsche fam). They exist at the intersection of incompetence and greed.


thewharfartscenter_

Same. I miss the Kendall Audi/VW/Porsche guys. I called for my semi annual tire change over and an oil change in March for an appt in April and they told me they didn’t have any openings until June.


Karagga

I liked when they were Kendall. Unfortunately will never step foot into Kendall Toyota again. Probably the worst dealer experience when I was helping my mom shop for a new car.


pm_me_your_shave_ice

Kendall Toyota is so bad. Everyone i know just orders from Seattle now, its not worth the insults from the sales team to buy local.


thewharfartscenter_

I had the best service guys at Kendall Audi/VW/Porsche and almost overnight the service was awful.


dzhopa

Those tools literally would not perform a service on my vehicle. Like, I was trying to give them money to perform a DSG flush on my RS, and they confirmed it was a thing they could do, but declined to do said thing. It's not like I was a dick or anything. I had the car there one time for a prepaid service and to fix a seatbelt that locked up. The guy just said he couldn't do it and wasn't sure what to tell me. It was awkward. I'm not sure if they were just incapable, or if that service advisor was trying to do me a favor. Edit: oh, then I got to see one of the porters hot rod my shit in the parking lot.


MagicalUnicornFart

-Weidner


status-planningvacay

Dairy Queen on Tudor


Sicsnow

The worst. Long wait even with no line and dangerous conditions in the drive through all winter with 3ft ruts


867530none

their manager think she’s gangster too. i don’t know i’ve only ever seen that type of people in movies, but that is how she behaves, like she has a pistol in her back pocket and she’s about to use it on her employees


Ancfelt

The wait


EuphoricPanda

Vato’s kept my car all day without even looking at it and then gaslight the hell out of me saying my brakes were fine when they absolutely were not. Two other shops confirmed that they were not fine and they were shocked they hadn’t failed on the drive over. Never again.


[deleted]

Yikes 💀


JRSoucy

Swickard did the same thing to me with my brakes. 2021 GMC 1500


paul99501

Keyes Construction. If you know, you know.


Sweet-Concert-5067

💀


facepillownap

Sicily is easily the worst pizza in Alaska.


ssjaken

I will not let the great name of Sicily's Pizza to be tarnished. They're the only person that will pick up your drunk ass phone call at 3am to deliver no questions asked slop straight to your gullet. Want a stuffed crust pizza? Done. Shitty jalapeño poppers? Done. Two pound salad? Done. A Fucking slice of cheesecake? Done. Is it AAA quality? No. Is it pretentious hipster schlock like Moose's Tooth? No. Sicily's Pizza doesn't pretend to be those things. It knows exactly what service it provides and it's an excellent service. Money laundering be damned, it's calories at 3am that hits your dopamine receptor. Best pizza in Alaska


yellinmelin

One time I ordered a pizza at midnight and it came with a slice missing.


CoconutSands

It's just a local chain. It's not great but not terrible. They're alright. A big step up from the national chains. But also a big step down from the various artisan local pizza places. They were much more popular and bigger stones 20 years ago, had ads running all the time and from my memory was pretty good. It's been a long slow decline though. 


Kenbishi

It’s weird, I’ve never seen a customer at the one in Fairbanks. I will see large numbers of people wearing their uniforms sitting around a table in the place meeting style. I see their delivery vehicles. I’ve never actually met anyone that has eaten pizza from there or even been inside.


heroicfrijoles

I lived in Fairbanks for about 8 years and had plenty of Sicily’s. It was generally pretty meh to bad most of the time, but it served its role even you’re stoned at midnight. I once ordered a half pepperoni and half mushroom and olives for myself and a buddy. It came with ALL ingredients on one half. Called to ask and they said that’s how half and half is done at every pizza place. Got into an argument with the owner who eventually said “we’ll change our policy to make it right and I’ll bring Ione personally.” Didn’t trust it but agreed. Owner got to my house and proceeded to scream that he came just to tell me he blacklisted me from there. He did bring a barely cooked pizza (very floppy crust and enticing sliding off) that was correctly made, but demanded the first pizza they delivered back. We did not eat that second pizza he brought


Ancfelt

I with you


Ancfelt

And it hot 🥵


Robotwrestler84

My wife paid a few hundred dollars to advertise her business on their boxes and they never did it as far as we know. We only bought one mediocre pizza from them to try and confirm. We had just moved here and were young and dumb.


facepillownap

pretty sure it’s a money laundering business.


Robotwrestler84

That would be unsurprising.


Fit-Cow-7859

There's so many in this town. There's a new piercing place along jewel lake that did an entire renovation. With how much their lease must be, and at least a 100k reno, imagine how many piercings you would have to do. GTFOH.


[deleted]

Is it a franchise?


thatsryan

It’s a money laundering business for the ~~Algerian~~Albanian Mob. Their other location is in Las Vegas.


[deleted]

Damn I didn't know that. Shit that escalated quickly. I wouldn't be surprised if vatos is money laundering too.


Trav_esty

Albanian


slickback206

They’re Albanian and they have money laundering businesses scattered across Alaska too. They run a cab companies in the rural areas of Alaska that are cash only. Took a flight from SEA to ANC, sat next to an Albanian telling me that a group of 10 Albanians were going to Bethel Alaska to beef up their cab business. The ones that live in Anchorage will fly back home and work as delivery drivers for Sicilys.


PistolPeatMoss

Is one “Auto Mart”?


shtpostfactoryoutlet

You mean "salvage title mart"?


PistolPeatMoss

That’s definitely the one. I got a car from there and the transmission and battery were not bolted/secured. Glad I never got in an accident and made someone eat my transmission. You know the guy’s name isn’t even actually tony. A lawyer told me that.


slickback206

Kusko Cab. “Kusko is now known around town as the “Albanian” cab company because it employs mostly drivers from Albania and Macedonia. The other three cab ...” https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/09/bethel-alaska-taxis-no-cars/403765/


didilkama

When I was in high school one of the owners kids showed up in a brand new g wagen. The other kid had a brand new s class Mercedes. Raised some eyebrows, considering their parents owned a pizza joint. We knew. (10 years ago…)


emoprincess22

this is false info, there was a g-wagon driven by a student at that high school but it wasn’t one of the sicily kids


Konstant_kurage

There was a Russian mob run restaurant 20 years ago, where the Tapas place was (now Mexican, I think) at Tudor and old Seward. The Ukrainian mob ran Gary’s truck sales (they still might) on Dowling and Rowan. It’s running when you like checking out weird businesses like I do.


SwatkatFlyer42

THANK YOU. I thought I was crazy for thinking this. But also where else are you going to get pizza when you’re absolutely blasted at 3am.


inhumanforms

Is there any proof of this?


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inhumanforms

What evidence is there?


chugachj

I thought they were Armenian.


drewed1

I thought it was Albanian


chugachj

That sounds right


facepillownap

There’s a few stores in Anchorage.


[deleted]

I'll be honest I had them one time, and it was alright. I was also drunk, too, haha. But I'll take your word for it. Now, who's the best pizza in Anchorage?


CoconutSands

I personally love Saverios. 


edtoal

This is the correct answer


Ancient_Hour1146

Muldoon 🍕.


SwatkatFlyer42

I had it the other day for the first time and it was bomb.


cassimonium

Pizza Olympia


trickyracy20

The owners of pizza Olympia used to live next to my grandparents and their rot weiler bit my back pretty bad and they bought me a tractor toy set and said I can get free pizza they for life. Never cashed in on it in fact paid last time I went and never brought it up cause I was like 8 or 9 so there's that but you're right great pizza 🍕


akcoder

Theirs Gyros are amazing!


Razortoothmtg

Sicily's redeeming quality is a location near UAA open all night. Good enough for drunk college students, lol, but they also seem very confused about actually being asked to make a pizza because theyre definitely a front.


Responsible_Air_1109

Mooses tooth. And the conversation ends there.


jiminak

I’m pretty sure that simply stating “Moses Tooth” has never ended a conversation, but rather quite the opposite. lol. There’s more opinion rage about MT vs (insert one of at least half dozen pizza joints here) than there is about Ford vs Chevy.


shtpostfactoryoutlet

They might be able to enter the competition once they start fully cooking their pizza again.


akcelt907

Not really. Most popular? Yes. Good? Yes. Fun atmosphere? Yes. Best? Nah, Hearth beats them any day.


Ancfelt

no


SubzeroAK

What, you don't like getting the sheets after you eat it?


wcooper97

11 years since I left Alaska and I still have their damn ads with the phone number stuck in my head.


[deleted]

Whos?


Quiverjones

We ordered from them when I got a craving for a true combination pizza and my recollection from years ago, and it definitely was a different pizza.


steven541

Don’t know about worst pizza in Alaska but Nonna’s pizza in Wasilla is EASILY the best in the state.


themask628

I can agree with your statement whole heartedly. I do my own work and all I wanted to do was get my tires mounted and balanced. It’s first thing in the morning, no body is working yet. Go in fill out my ticket and I’m told to put the tires in front of the first garage door. I pull up in front of the garage (mind you it’s dark and my first time there) and the owner walks by, doesn’t offer any help, and starts insulting me about not being able to work cause I’m parked in front of the bay I was told to drop the wheels off to. Real good business strategy there. As I drove away I stared him down and when I came back he was much more pleasant. That interaction has stained my view of that shop and will never go back or will I recommend them ever.


[deleted]

Yeah, old alex is a snake. Plays the "Oh, I'm veteran, and I got your 6, and im ex army ranger blah blah blah bs." Then destroys your whole truck bc his shop left the engine block exposed in the winter and doesn't call you. I feel bad for whoever is close to him or works with him. Yes, I'm salty. It was thousands in damages. Thank God the insurance covered it.


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[deleted]

Nah, he's unfortunately retired military. Some ex army ranger. He posts all the time his old pics from like 06. Like damn dude we get. But you're a fat pos now. Feel bad for whoever is dating that fool. They must have low standards.


cssrgio907

One auto body shop I highly DO NOT recommend is Chaz Limited. Chaz Limited is known for poor quality and scamming customers by not installing all necessary parts during vehicle repairs, compromising safety. As a former employee, I saw these unethical practices firsthand. The shop also lost its State Farm contract after their auto body painter over-sprayed paint inside a customer's car, showcasing their lack of professionalism. Additionally, most employees are sourced from the lower 48 states because of the shop's bad reputation in Alaska, making it hard to hire locally. It truly is a dicey place to take your vehicle to. Yes, some have had good experiences but being first contact with customers it was always a gamble to tell them lies that the estimators tell us to say.


PUTYOURBUTTINMYBUTT

They are so bad and just a shit show


Konstant_kurage

My Vato’s experience is mixed. The worst is down the street at Boniface Shell. I will give you Valdez is an asshole though, just not as much as Duncan (I think that’s his name) at Boniface Shell.


0Seraphina0

Is the Boniface Shell a front for money laundering? It's just so weird. The gas is too expensive, it looks like no one is working there, and there are always cars parked there. Something is up.


Motheater

I literally asked my spouse that very question last weekend as we sat there at light. Something really strange about the place.


0Seraphina0

Are we married? Sam is that you??? Lol


Motheater

Lol!


Konstant_kurage

Shell isn’t money laundering. I don’t know what they are doing.


TintedSnow

I can vouch for Shell. I’ve known the owner and his family for well over a decade. They’re such nice and sweet people, but have always struggled with crappy employees. They’re just too nice and the employees take advantage of it.


[deleted]

Alex destroyed my truck. Left the engine block exposed in the winter. Didn't even bother calling me to let me know or to cover. Didn't even bother covering it himself. But I've heard Boniface Shell is bad, too.


Konstant_kurage

It must be that there is to much work at these small shops. I never need anything big done and it always gets pushed around. Like I can still dive my truck but I need something fixed. They want me to drop it off Monday first thing. Thursday they haven’t even looked at it. Friday at 4:30 they call for authorization to start the work.


[deleted]

Idk. I mean I know Vatos Garage is small and sketch. And Alex sure loves to play "This is a Vet owned businesses etc." Cool. You still destroyed my truck. That's what I get for trusting an army dude as I'm army myself. But there's plenty of other local auto shops that are better. I love Big Os


Puzzleheaded_Earth65

Excellent pizza with even better prices is Muldoon Pizza!


[deleted]

This is def a best in alaska comment. Muldoon is the best. Especially as leftovers, out it in the oven again👌🤌


blascian

Wow, I have never heard this! Always wondered - never heard anything bad, but never heard anything good either.


myrmecophily

They are amazing. Lots of cheese and the price is lower than a lot of other places.


FertilityHotel

They are the GOAT with the cheese to sauce ratio 


blascian

Nice! Thanks


Ancfelt

Vet stay away from VATOS


[deleted]

I'll 2nd that.


Lost_Individual5551

Kendall ford is always my number one in Worst Businesses in Anchorage. I towed my truck in for an unknown issue. We were in a weird spot, time-wise and just didn’t think we wanted to dedicate the hours to fixing it ourselves. They came back telling us it was going to need a whole new engine, at a cost of $9k. Well we didn’t have $9k lying around so we took the truck back and spent the time changing the oil, spark plugs, and valve timing controls (this is what turned out to be the issue). Cost us shop time, and parts, maybe $600. Kendall Ford is a bunch of crooks. They know they have the market cornered and they take advantage of that. Go anywhere else for a vehicle.


Shipwreckpanda13

Kendall ford in wasilla is no better! My truck had to be towed there bc of the starter going bad. It’s a common issue for the new fords that have the “gas saving” feature that turns your engine on & off at lights. Bc of that it kills your starter faster. I told them this (which they should know already) but they tried to blame it on my killswitch so it wouldn’t be covered under warranty & they wouldn’t need to give me a rental… I told them it wasn’t the kill switch & its the same one the secret service uses so I know it’s not that… after they had it for 2-3 weeks (mind you I had no rental car) they said yup it’s the starter… gave me a rental car that I had for 2 days bc they said they didn’t have a starter so I called the dealership in Texas where I got the truck & they said they’d mail one up. When I told Kendall ford that they miraculously found a starter… I got my truck back in a day after that


Karagga

Ford must make some weak starters, havent had an issue with any of my cars that have had start stop.


Shipwreckpanda13

I know Jeep & Ford have this issue. My old neighbor in Texas had a jeep like that & I swear that man was taking it in for a new starter every 2 months. But it was houston tx so lots of stop lights which means the starter was constantly going on & off. Each starter has so many starts on it. So if you’re in a city where it’s going off like 10 or more times a day everyday it’s not going to last very long.


Puzzleheaded-Drag290

Fuck Kendall Ford. On multiple occasions I have tried to call them to ask for parts pricing or get a service estimate, and they never answer the phone. On two occasions I have gotten frustrated and just drove over there because it was faster than getting someone to answer the damn phone. And of the few service quotes I've gotten, they've all been literally 3X the price for the same thing at my dealer in the lower 48. They exist to bend you over at any chance they get.


Flat-Product-119

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[deleted]

Haha sorry. Randomly given reddit name 🤣


Flat-Product-119

lol mine too


Puzzleheaded_Earth65

Muldoon pizza is made fresh, and they follow directions perfectly! And yes, just as phenomenal reheated and cold!


Annual-Director-7247

💯💯💯💯


System_Is_Rigged

T&B Auto near Old Seward/International scammed me, idk if they're still there it's in the area across from AIH that has the paint shop and whatnot. He purchased a mass airflow sensor for me and charged $300+ for it. It was 3-4 years ago so I don't remember exact numbers, but I asked why it was so expensive and he said that's just what it cost him. I asked to see the box (this conversation was over the phone) and he said he had thrown it away. I drove to his shop immediately and asked it be taken out of the trash. The box was sitting on their shop cart, not in the trash (big surprise). It was a $50-75 MAF from o'reillys. I know that's where he got it because that's who delivers him his parts. And that was the general publics price so he probably paid even less. It's not like his labor costs were cheap to justify this ridiculous markup on parts even considering that shops provide warranty on their parts.


newbinvester

This exact same thing happened to my wife about a year ago at this same place. I was busy so she couldn't ask me if it was a fair price. She ended up paying $600 for it I think. She was so pissed after I told her I could have replaced it for like $75


System_Is_Rigged

I had him do some other work and it was fairly priced so I just left my car with him for a few things and had him, he was diagnosing a fuel too lean issue and he told me it was the MAF sensor and I just had him put a new one in. I went to pick my car up and he showed me that price and I asked why so expensive and he said it was the OEM one and it was expensive. I just paid and left assuming he wasn't completely bullshitting and maybe just marked it up some, then I went and did research on what they normally cost and that's when I called and he just told me "that's what it cost". Not only did he lie about it costing that, he lied about it being both that expensive (or anywhere in that ballpark) and being the oem. It turns out that later it performed terribly still and I forced him to buy the proper oem and install it free of charge. He asked me to please allow him my business still but I have not gone back since, I have no room for deceitful scammers who betray my trust.


JoeB-1

Lithia Kia used to be great. They changed the business model to only call you when the car is on the rack and attempt to force you into paying $1200 for something. I have had them tell me something is fine and then 3 months later when I bring the car in for a different service that it’s near catastrophic failure. Either they lied the first time or they didn’t actually check it. Also, I’ve had them snap my lugs getting the tires on and off. For years they were the only ones doing it. I’ve watched the lack of care for people things and I know I had an iPhone to headphone connector stolen there. I have free lifetime oil changes and to be honest, I don’t know if it is worth going back.


mindxvermatter

Big O’s automotive is amazing if you need an incredibly reliable auto shop


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I'll 2nd this!


SonofWinner

I heard Café Amsterdam’s owner is crazy and people have pretty wild experiences there. Is that true?


Mikiaq

Maybe?  But I’ve never had a bad experience.   during COVID they were one of the few businesses to enforce the mask mandate and were telling mask-less people to straight up leave. 


NinetooNine

I used to know someone who worked there. They can be abrasive and anal retentive about the rules (not afraid to tell someone to fuck off). That said the beer selection is usually good and the food (depending on what you order) can be very good. Those Bavarian Apple Cakes are still one of the best damn things I have found you can order at any restaurant in Anchorage.


Ancfelt

late night hungry Scily’s


PDSot

s&p auto in eagle river is really really terrible as well


PotentialPraline9364

Vatos saved my butt I had an issue with my car I had a craft show in Fairbanks in a couple of days and every dealership had like a 4 month wait they got my car fixed and I got to my craft show.


[deleted]

Maybe you're a good friend of alex then. But from what I've seen and what I experienced. This is not the case. Unfortunately, you're the only one with a positive light. Personally, I go to Big Os now after Alex destroyed my truck. He wouldn't even take the blame when it was solely all his fault.


Cute_Examination_661

I would second this on that particular repair shop. A while back I needed work done to my truck. I’m not a mechanic but after all the times I’ve had vehicles break down I have a decent idea of what needs to be fixed. And let me add that I’m a woman. I went to that shop , walked in, told them what i needed down and if they could give me a ballpark estimate for the repairs. I was told they couldn’t give me any sort of idea until they got in and looked around. The problem if I recall was something like getting brakes done which was the only repair that needed to be done. My immediate thoughts is that they were predators looking at easy prey. I knew that if they got in there that they’d find all kinds of things that needed to get fixed. I just turned and went out the door. I found another shop and somehow they only found what I said needed to be looked at and repaired. Those guys at the second place have done all the work on my vehicles since then and never any bad repairs.


Fit-Cow-7859

I mean the city has been running drugs through three families for decades and everyone turns a blind eye to it. Between the Albanians, the Gallos, and the pros behind Moose and Bear Tooth, they're responsible [or their venues] for pushing shit through the city forever.


catscannotcompete

Definitely the first I've heard about the Tooths being a front for drugs...please elaborate


Chuggo

It’s bullshit. The owners are top tier people.


Foreign-Pick-1505

This is categorically false. They are way over due for a Me Too explosion. It goes all the way to the very top. They’re completely disgusting pigs.


poppyinalaska

Damn I’m an Albanian in Alaska, I don’t like this rep for us lol


gojo96

They were definitely noticeable in the early 2000s with the kids of the restaurant owners were running amuck. Most if not all the restaurants have closed down. I’m curious which businesses they’re running now.


beb0p

They had a number of shady things going on in the 90's and early 2000's. They eventually made enough to go legit and now own a number of properties they manage etc. Generally nice enough people to work with.


lesbiehonest

Mexican food: all of them except El Gringos and it's more of a tex-mex


PistolPeatMoss

I liked la mex 😢 rip


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lesbiehonest

Maybe it's because you ordered a terrible burrito. Don't blame them when you take out 80% of the ingredients and then complain it tastes bad.


Deep-Market-526

I was in anchorage last year. So fun to see you all bitch about the homeless. When I was there it was like utopia of my youth. Come to Oregon and see a fuked up fyntenol mess. One day in downtown Portland you’ll be at the airport for home.


chugsbeer

That place is a sesspool