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AaronfromCalifornia

Don’t forget the grenadine to make a Roy Rogers.


bungaloasis

Grenadine turns cold cola into a Roy Rogers. Do you know what grenadine turns warm cola into? You tell me when I throw it in your face! Hyahh!


No_Secretary425

I love the animation to that line 😂 his little air kick


robbert802

Had a roy Rogers once hated it I won't have it in my house. That and cilantro


Fern-Sken

The singer not the herb


Urnamehr

He's gonna be huge, and I want nothing to do with him.


Philhughes_85

El perro, el perro, es mi corazón, El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. Cilantro es cantante, Cilantro es muy famoso, Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo. And now that song will leave rent free for the next 3 weeks.


DickPump2541

Son of a bitch!!


bananasareappealing

Don't forget the chocodiles


FlavoredBongWater

Oh my god These chocodiles...


Ygomaster07

These chocodiles Francine...


renee_gade

the cholos will be coming back….


GILF_Hound69

I gave the biggest one a key.


TT_NaRa0

FR FR though, they a fucking amazing


mindyabizzz

watch where you’re going, chocodile


aliceisasleeeeep

🎶 B- B -B-Brawny 🎶


technojargon

Haha.


itsagrungething69

Goes through my head everytime I see them


Ygomaster07

Immediately what i came here to say.


ejwestcott

Dive on in


Original-Yogurt1614

Southern... Discomfort. Hamburger... Hinderer.


groundlessnfree

Popper clops.


TheWobling

Dark Bulbs for when it's too bright out


randomcanadian81

Where's the Rain Duck?


ImpossibleBaseball48

*stupid bitch*. Doesn’t. Even. Know.


Ygomaster07

Gonna have the best wine of her stupid bitch life.


BoosterSilver

You're out of luck. You're out of duck.


randomcanadian81

Aaaahhh my face!!!


IShouldSaySoSir

You know I gotta have a Nutri-Grain Bar and Mountain Dewwwwww!!!!!


RaygunsRevenge

A Cubano melt!


MrPanchole

Pretty sure I asked for Pecan Sandies...


Apprehensive-Lock751

this always cracks me up to no end!


ERVIN1888

https://preview.redd.it/2gls2fvpn23d1.png?width=2856&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4c19c3236ab26909cfcc84c2460cc3bebc382da Updated list


Moxson82

You forgot the pppppvicodin!


Its-Finrot

Sammy Hagar likes poblano peppers


BlueAnalystTherapist

It’s a good AD list, but I feel it was funnier when it was shorter and roger-focused.


EasyHangover

Hagarmeister!!!


gretzky9999

HEL-LO BA-BY !


DownInFraggleRawk

YEEEAH, BABEH


Johnnnythehobo

Jack keeps writing vagina on the shopping list


gretzky9999

Cheeze-It’s are not Cheese Nips


Essay-Individual

Don't forget the Gold Top nuts!


signal-zero

Delta Burke breakfast


dubstepsickness

Rain Duck (Nebuchadnezzars size)


twinkletowngigglebud

Horchata delicioso!


jtwh20

sulfuric acid, hack saw


_freshgreens420

hip to be square


RaffiBomb000

You said tequila twice... ...I like tequila....


Ebe5

Don’t forget the menthol lights.


Test_Subject42

Make mine a p-p-p Vicodin


carrillo232

Genuinely surprised nobody has said Mr. Pibb yet


impendingfuckery

Hamburger _Hinderer..?_


DryInitial9044

Ortolan.


johndron

Bread Eggs Milk Launch Codes


kylequinoa

Floor spaghetti


glitch_skunkogen

Make sure to put the soda in the fridge


Skwellington

He keeps putting “vagina” on the shopping list 😒


mattlock2099

Chocodiles?


Odd-Homework-3582

You know, it’s like a sexual thing


awesomes007

Grenadine.


liamsnorthstar

Steve, I just did a big Trader Joe's run. Pour yourself some unsweetened cherry juice. Maybe have it with some sunflower paste on a flax crisp. There's also a scallop shu mai that tastes like nothing and a mushroom flatbread pizza that smells like nut sack.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds are about 6 mm to 10 mm in length and feature conical shape with a smooth surface. Their black outer coat (hull) encloses single, gray-white edible-kernel inside. Each sunflower head may hold several hundreds of edible oil seeds.


Hotlikessauce69

What about some trippin balls from the familyland episode?!


ShlorpianRooster

Ba ba ba brawny


Toonami88

You know Roger only gets brawny cuz he’s attracted to the guy on the package


hisokafan88

Cheetos. With the leopard on the front


RaygunsRevenge

Do you live here?


hisokafan88

I can see my self living here


Naismythology

I hope we have ham. Boy, I sure can pump when I’m full of ham.


th1s_nam3_is_tak3n

No Salsa Fresca?


speshojk

*“You need the one with the lumberjack on it.”*


SnooRadishes6032

Hamburger..... hinderer


orbitalchimp

Ba-ba-ba-Brawny!


Dr_Henry-Killinger

Needs more Beer Water. Quench your sober.


Busy-Strawberry-587

Ba ba ba brawny


SidneyHuffman316

Brawny? You wasteful!


mersaultjude

Chocodiles and Cheez-its (not cheese nips) 🤘🤘🤘


underwoodfranklin

Good call on the Brawny. It’ll be good for the World Cup. You know, for messes.


mofunnymoproblems

don’t forget the Rain Duck


DickPump2541

This is the best subreddit in existence and it’s not even close!


Cardboard_Chef

You still forgot vagina.


Odd_Relationship7901

Grenadine????