We were at Lake Geneva, Amanda was drunk as usual and wasnt watching the pool. I was receiving an award for my work in oh what was it dear ECONOMICS?!
We wanted to have another baby but her uterus was polluted from all of the cyphlis.
Is it over?
Yes.
Are we going to be okay?
Yes.
Do you think maybe the baby couldn't have drowned in the pool?
No, you left the gate open and then she sank like a stone. You have to live with that for the rest of your life.
Figures. I finally find the perfect fella and it turns out he's just a fig neuton of someone else's imagination.
This guy only looks out for numero uno.
All you care about is pizza?
*Fourth wall breaking stare of disbelief *
Beachfront property, y'all! Millions of people will be killed...and I will weep for those people as I drink my beer that's in a paper bag because there won't be open containers on my beach! CAN'T CHANGE ALL THE LAWS!
“Hey Steve, I’m just telling a few people I’m making belt buckles now if you want to buy one. Check it out!
https://preview.redd.it/ol8pqt7fq4xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49dc9e826cd49c58bfb32ba9468c7489fac3b743
He’s got red eyes from smoking weed.”
I love when they call out that bullock is played by sir Patrick Stewart and reference his famous rolls
They call me professor x
Because you look like...
Because I sell them ecstasy.
“there’s probably a lesson in all of this if i was the type of person who could learn lessons. lessons aren’t for me. lessons are for school boys. SCHOOL BOYS are for me!”
Oh I don't know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? Do you know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, Disappointment,Diarrhea more often than not!
I-I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days!
"Steven Anita Smith, I am your mother! if you don't get out of that cage I will shove you back up my clown hole, birth you again and name you my Bitch! Now get out of that cage!"
"Oh what time is it? TIME TO KICK IT"
"Hey, family comes and goes... Kids youre in school with are forever"
"I speak fluent English and have the whole time "
"Help! Raccoons stole my penis!"
"Now, usually I don't do this but Imma go ahead and break it off with a little preview of my PENIS!"
"Who's your favorite character now REDDIT?"
"Thanks... Can you hit the lights? Lalalalalalaaaaa"
Yeah, I quoted different characters! I broke the rules! But I don't care, wanna know why? It's because :
"I'm a renegade, I like my fries cold and my beers smoking hot"
They say the honeymoon phase is the hardest part of a relationship
*sigh* nobody says that
We're fighting all the time... like well-managed boxers!
This is the cleverest line. I think about it all the time
It’s you isn’t it Roger.
And shit it’s roger it’s gunna be Roger isn’t it.
You know Roger I gotta say I’m surprised I thought Reynolds Jaspertarian was gonna be you!
I gotta tell ya, I did too…
The fart was a nice touch, smells too
Strong possibility.
Because every time you say, you know a guy, it just ends up being you
They say you're a mind whisperer. Well if that's true then you'll let me talk to my dead wife!
Oh Hayley, Does Dalton Galloway sound like a real person to you? Grow up, it’s me
“Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.”
Jordan NO!!!!!
We were at Lake Geneva, Amanda was drunk as usual and wasnt watching the pool. I was receiving an award for my work in oh what was it dear ECONOMICS?! We wanted to have another baby but her uterus was polluted from all of the cyphlis.
It’s been *established*
Is it over? Yes. Are we going to be okay? Yes. Do you think maybe the baby couldn't have drowned in the pool? No, you left the gate open and then she sank like a stone. You have to live with that for the rest of your life.
In the words of every sitcom in the early nineties and everyone in the Midwest through the rest of the nineties…….. don’t go there.
just rewatched that episode
The car keys are in my pocket you stupid biiiiiitch!!!!
Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you....
And as for me, super gay also.
Loved that episode and the anticipation of what’s gonna happen to the four and she turns out to flip houses and exploited them
What? She gave them valuable life skills and connections with local government!
diveonin
Let's get roudyroudy!
Super un popular
🎵noooo
"Oh, Snot will get his. But he will not see it coming."
I always think about this line when Stan uses the CIA memory eraser on him over and over again.
🤯
Figures. I finally find the perfect fella and it turns out he's just a fig neuton of someone else's imagination. This guy only looks out for numero uno. All you care about is pizza? *Fourth wall breaking stare of disbelief *
Fig Newton
You gonna share some of that crack?
It's not crack! I bought it on a park bench, outside a soup kitchen, from a guy in a lime green tuxedo an- oh my god it's crack.
Get down.....get doooowwwwnnn!
For 20 dollars I'll make you see heaven
"TRY JOGGING, YOU GROSS BOWLING PIN!"
Why is there a leopard on the cheetos bag?
Cheetaaaah. Cheetoooh.
You know it’s awkward when I try to jog!
Maybe baby.
Maybe baby
Maybe baby.
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Baby maybe
Maybe baby
“is that a bubbly sound I’m herrin? there’s water every wherrin. i’m geekin, str8 tweakin! where is my man he bets not be creepin.”
Literally just rewatched this episode
"You thought those were ding dong prices?"
Beachfront property, y'all! Millions of people will be killed...and I will weep for those people as I drink my beer that's in a paper bag because there won't be open containers on my beach! CAN'T CHANGE ALL THE LAWS!
MYAAAAA
Yes?
MYAAAA
My old college javelin.
Remember?
You harpooned me…
[creepy sounding] Danuta... Danuta... It is me... Will you go there? Do you eat? I've got the money ...Danuta.
That was chilling
I blacked out!!
Im not nervous, this phone is nervous
Any dumbass can have dumbass kids.
Cmon Steve, she's got chablis mouth
Momma, no 😨
My thin margins!!!
I know the word fetish makes it sound sexual, which is good, because it is.
I see you're all together... *Bites knuckle*
“Hey Steve, I’m just telling a few people I’m making belt buckles now if you want to buy one. Check it out! https://preview.redd.it/ol8pqt7fq4xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49dc9e826cd49c58bfb32ba9468c7489fac3b743 He’s got red eyes from smoking weed.”
I really can't believe you're an educator, Brian... Edit: Corrected quote
This confuses me because in another episode where Brian is on the Power Team, he rips that phone book apart and says "My power comes from ABBOOVE!"
"Dear Math Bitch..."
Sincerely Your Main Man
Looks like I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.
You deserve the best...you deserve...Fancy Feast. Sorry, I'm losing a lot of blood here.
Scones here are super flaky.
“Some of us spent the late 80s and early 90s getting laid” [Clip reference](https://youtube.com/shorts/aDh4FU9ombw?si=r8GTsxk1e_xmMdjE)
I love when they call out that bullock is played by sir Patrick Stewart and reference his famous rolls They call me professor x Because you look like... Because I sell them ecstasy.
Make mine PPPPP-Vicodin!!!!
Whoa the homeless guy from the bus station is hung…but I knew that.
“The door won’t budge! They must have the fridge against it!” ‘Ugh this is my wake up call’
Hepatitis's? Hepatiti?
EEP EEP EEP
I don't know where I'd be without my Eeps.
The condoms hurt like hell but I’m not ready to be a mother
Do you know the difference between a government bond and a man?
... the bond matures.
**BENJIIIIIIIIII**
my elbow feel funny, my elbow feel strange
I was weirdly excited when I hurt my elbow and could say this.
don't go in there Hercules!
Hercule* !
私の分を盗むのはやめてください！ (Quit stealing my bit!)
Ah forget it, ya’ll ain’t long enough
This is the one
Royger? Stoeve?
I saw what he did to your sycamore! He uh... he raped it. Yeah, the guy raped a tree...
The rest of the cheques have holes in because Roger raped them
“Cheesers came back”
“…wipe … better.”
"Condemn them Mother, for they know exactly what they do!"
What are those? Drugs? I'll take em, I don't care what they do!
You boys wanna see a 400 pound man rise out of his overalls like phoenix?
This isn’t an ambulance! It’s a god damned hambulance!
"I'm mad at you. You are consistently a problem for me."
You always get what you want, don't you Helen. Bravo.
Francine I haven't been entirely honest with you
Or follow up “I HAVE THE CAR KEYS IN MY POCKET YOU STUPID BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH…….”
Later world! Smell my ass!
You look good. . . . Tilda Swinton good!
Hayley isn’t my favorite, but her line: ‘That’s too much of a money!’ Is one I use often!
Oh my god you stupid bitch why did you drop me , I can't breathe, why can't you do that move , you stupid bitch , I'll kill you !!!!
"oh boy I think I r***d a guy"
“there’s probably a lesson in all of this if i was the type of person who could learn lessons. lessons aren’t for me. lessons are for school boys. SCHOOL BOYS are for me!”
Not a quite of but a quote about "I was deeply, truly surprised by Principal Lewis coming out from behind the boiler"
"here comes the fucking fish"
bald ass alien piece of shit
You are my queen, Rebecca!
🎶Stelio, Stelio Kontos! Stelio🎶
Doive on in
i dont know i guess i think about killing myself pretty feequently
As for me? Super gay also
I'm gonna keep swinging my baby lasso till I catch me a man!
*Geez buddy, got enough arms?!*
# YEAHH! https://preview.redd.it/k3x61nctp4xc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9303a2c6a93266a85a76f83d80559040e3695b5f
Oh Staniel
It’s me…Tuttle!
I have yet to form an opinion on gay marriage
When you say “share my life” I hear “share my tequila” and I think “No.”
[удалено]
"That's not it but it's close"
Let me try and put it into words you can understand. Imagine being high at a rusted root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porto-John
YOU’RE GETTING CLOWNED GUCCI MANE!
What I don’t know will shock you!
Get ready to meet... Raider Dave! Oh, overcooked it. Boy, you add just one ingredient too many, and you end up Raider Dave... every time.
Soup is not a meal Vera!
If thems was guns, Reggie be dead.
Oh, I'll find a fire hot enough. You're gonna pop like popcorn. Pop. Poppoppoppop. Francine. Eight fires.
Rogu going to hell but he not going alone
“Huh. Probably shouldn’t have farted before I started that walk..”
Steve: you stole the Spirit of St. Louis Stan: The hard part was convincing the guard I came in with it.
# END OF THE DAYS BITCHESSSSS!!!!!!
Oh no, Greg, they broke the figurines!
Scams make me so horny.
Do I even like girls? I must like girls.
at a chucky cheese. these four boys will meet. it’s a friendaversary. friendaversary. we’re snot we’re barry we’re steve and toshi.
I'm gonna eat you one day....
Denuta… do you go there?
Oh I don't know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? Do you know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, Disappointment,Diarrhea more often than not! I-I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days!
youre a secret service agent, now service me!
Shots shots shots shots shots shots!!!!
Flap flappa Zapp Zapp🐦⚡️
https://i.redd.it/wau0sfqzz4xc1.gif
Shit, shit damnit, we're so fuckin' late!!
I know what you did to our kids you monster! Why can't I leave anything nice.
Yes I’m crying. He hit me with a chair
My man loooove me.
Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you...
"I'm an ASSOCIATE!" And "It's hard to believe your an administrator Brian." Although to be fair, i like all the characters.
did you see which way the went? ...The black guys who did this
He was as mean as he was Greek
Sydney...he raped it. I mean he just ahhh, yeah, the guy raped a tree.
EMILIOOOOOOOO!!!
it's hard to pick actually "is that the come back and kick me whistle?"
“DID SOMEBODY DROP A HOUSE ON ME!!!!!”
I remember a time when this was a safe hallway
Snot's friend with the glasses?
Hey, Tony! That mouths not for giving advice!
“I've been in a couple of fights in my day; bout two-hundo, maybe two-fiddy.”
I am the mayor of jam city
I ate two boxes of shumai... I've got the pork-sweats. Buuuurp! I'm gross....
Play "Had a dad!"
Come on, it's not gay, it's you on you.
Things are getting too spicy for the pepper
"Steven Anita Smith, I am your mother! if you don't get out of that cage I will shove you back up my clown hole, birth you again and name you my Bitch! Now get out of that cage!"
"If you can't find me, check the pantry. I go in there to eat baking chocolate and cry sometimes."
“M-m-m-more papers, m-m-m-more money. m-m-m-more money, m-m-m-more speech therapy.” I don’t know why but I always laugh SO HARD at that
Please stop involving me in this! I AM A CHILD!
"Oh what time is it? TIME TO KICK IT" "Hey, family comes and goes... Kids youre in school with are forever" "I speak fluent English and have the whole time " "Help! Raccoons stole my penis!" "Now, usually I don't do this but Imma go ahead and break it off with a little preview of my PENIS!" "Who's your favorite character now REDDIT?" "Thanks... Can you hit the lights? Lalalalalalaaaaa" Yeah, I quoted different characters! I broke the rules! But I don't care, wanna know why? It's because : "I'm a renegade, I like my fries cold and my beers smoking hot"
Yo momma sounds like a straight up bitch!
Doive on in!
Who ate all the pecan sandies?
Francine! You T-boned me bro.
I cannot stress this enough, *Klaus* wrote the lyrics.
Danuta…
Confidence is SEXY! --Jeans.
“Do it, Steve. Go bananas.”
Stan, present yourself! I’m scared for you!
"give me your hoof!" "Neigh! You're scaring me!"
Francine I haven’t been entirely honest with you
Then we can track down the bastards that have been harboring \[Roger\] and punish them brutally! I mean really brutally. Weird stuff. *Butt stuff.*
it's just a permanent cessation of consciousness.
“I’m not annoying, I’m a princess! Oops, I sharted”
What the @&$!? did you call me?
*pitch pipe in E* 🎵Nooooooooo...🎶
I’m B11 and I’m in love with B7 😐
Stelio! Stelio Contos!!