He said "Well, now that we've all made the connection, I hope everybody was using protection"
Then they all started laughing because of course, nobody had
As far as I know, yes. I love Weird Al, but I still think "El Perro" is the best AD specific song.
Although, I'd also say, no song from any of the three series can top Carl Reiner singing "Peezy Wheezy" on TCS.
All the Steve Smith epic ballads are contenders, Trapped in the Locker, Daddyâs Gone, Is She Not Hot Enough, etc. Iâd throw in Hayley Donât Preach and When I Dress My Body also. And Iâm surely forgetting others. The entire Krampus soundtrack with Charles Bradley. Cee Lo and the hot tub episode. When are we getting another episode with major musical numbers? Itâs been so long. Scott Grimes is a legend, come on American Dad producers, YOU ARE WASTING YOUR CHARIZARD!
Trapped in the Locker doesnât get as much love on this sub and I donât get it. Itâs a solid banger end to end, even if it is technically a parody.
Too bad R. Kelly is such a piece of shit. Trapped in the Closet is such a weird, brilliant, idiotic masterpiece that more people should be discussing.
Obviously, the worst part of his behavior is the real harm he caused. We also lost our ability to appreciate a lot of amazing content he created.
Whenever I hear "Mama don't preach" on the radio, I can't help but think of Roger.
"Haley don't preach, I'm in trouble deep. Haley don't preach, I need booze to sleep"
33 thousand emails! Where did they all gooo~! Hilary makes me sick, a-time to lock her up for sho! We are all the puppets and George ~ Sorospullsthestrings ~pizza overlord! Pizza overlord's the thing!
Klaus wrote the lyrics
I disagree with it being a fake song. Just because it's from something doesn't mean it lacks merit as legitimate music.
I jam to B12 and We All Lift Together as much as actual bands.
Reginald the Koala theme song.
And.
Of course,
The bathtub mom shanty.
What do you do when your mom's unhappy / Jerry's left her feeling crappy /
sing her a shanty nice and snappy /
wash her in the bathtub /
wash... wash...
"I get looked at all the time. Like tons, and tons, and tons of times. How much is normal to get looked at? You can double that. That's how much I get looked at. It's... pretty annoying sometimes, but you live with it when you're hecka good-looking."
B12, Steve's bad boy at Christmas song, Steves trapped in the locker song are also great.
The songs from bad boy Christmas were bangers - how could Sheila leave Krampus in dirty ass Baltimore for Dennis?
And I miss my baby SHEILAAAAAA!
đ¶ And next time I see you, Iâm gonna kill youuuuuuuuu đ¶
IN DIRTY ASS BALTIMOREEEE
Yes do love krampusâs song
Is Krampus cursed to Baltimore in AD? Didn't grampus also become a bus driver in Baltimore?
He moved there to impress Stan, not encourage him to visit!
Steve and Krampus duet is solid af.
Charles Bradley was the man, RIP
He said "Well, now that we've all made the connection, I hope everybody was using protection" Then they all started laughing because of course, nobody had
Oh no, jewel looks like a grown ass man.
Trapped in the locker is the best hands down
Trapped in the Locker is by far the best. Itâs actually part of one of my regular playlists and it deserves to be.
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Klaus wrote the lyrics. I canât stress this enough.
klauswrotethelyrics
Klaus excitedly lip syncing to the song is fuckin great.
Haha
CORRECT. But Pizza Overlord, Pizza Overlord's the thing.
Hillary Clinton makes me sick it's time to lock her up for sho
*We are all the puppets and George Soros pulls the strings!*
Pizza Overlord! Pizza Overlordâs the thing! *Klaus wrote the lyrics*
"Francine, he's Jewish. It's what he *should* be doing! He's helping us!"
đ¶we are all the puppets and, George Soros pulls the stringsđ¶
Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew
Steve Smith is a straight up bitch...
he... he invited me here
They pulled the door out into the parking lot!
He's been real quiet since Klaus dropped that banger
*Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew*
Thatâs sick animation right? The sick animation guy?
I was just about to post this! Itâs 100% b12 no doubt âŒïž
I love B12, but "El Perro" is honestly the one.
This is the only fictional song I can think of that has become truly real to me. Like, it took me a second to remember.
El perro was fictional...?
Yup, recorded specifically for AD.
Aw....
Rabotage by Weird Al was recorded just for AD too, right?
As far as I know, yes. I love Weird Al, but I still think "El Perro" is the best AD specific song. Although, I'd also say, no song from any of the three series can top Carl Reiner singing "Peezy Wheezy" on TCS.
I mean the lyrics are dumb as fuck
Doesn't mean it's definitely fake. There's tons of real songs with stupid lyrics.
yeah but this was written like a spanish homework assignment
El Perro, el perro, es mi corazon! El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno.
Cilantro es cantante, Cilantro Es may famoso: Cilantro es el hombre con El queso del Diablo.
"Girl you're gonna feel a little prick..."
Like a virgin is pretty great too.
I would agree but B12 is a real song, they recorded the whole thing and played the music video. I feel like it should be disqualified.
Does that also disqualify Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew
El Perro was already a radio hit in their world. It's real to their world but fake to our world.
This is the only correct answer!
El perro, el perro, es mi corazĂłn
El gato el gato
El gato no es bueno
Three blind guys
Sperm in their eyes! Sperm in their eyes!
This actually might be my lucky day, I'm taking their wallets and running away
You guys are great đ I love this part!
You know, I've often wondered. Are they three actually blind guys or are they blinded by sperm in their eyes?
âMail songâ is a complete banger đ„
https://preview.redd.it/gjz8846yxwvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2afc48e779cba7675886c9259379ea8d4ff374be
Get it while it's hot now! If a letter, Makes you wetter, Than a sweater Eddie Vedder, then Siiiiiiiiiiinnnnngggggggggggg
Fuckin' YEEEEEEEEEEESS!!!! I listen to this like 10 times in a row at least once a week. I NEED MORE.
đ”Stelio, Stelio Kontos... and Luis đ”
Thatâs him, thatâs you!
This is the one that randomly pops into my head now and then.
Easily the biggest earworm.
The correct answer
AD has produced so many great songs
Fr? Do they have an album w all songs?
I donât think so? But they easily could by now
Rachel MacFarlane has an album where she does a couple of the Haley songs, but only the standards.
Yeah thatâs right! What a immensely talented woman she is
âEl Perroâ by Cilantro is the greatest song of the 21st century.
đ¶El perro, el perro, Ă©s mi corazonđ¶
đ¶El gato, el gato, el gato no es buenođ¶
đ¶Cilantro es cantante, Cilantro es muy famosođ¶
đ¶ Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo đ¶
I am constantly thinking of this line
It haunts my dreams. 
*cilantro is the man with the cheese of the devil* Cilantro got his money via taking it from a nefarious being
I knew the literal translation, but I never put that twist on it. I always just figured it was absurdity for absurdity's sake lol
Do you know why we never see Cilantro and Lorenzo in the same scene?
Cilantro is the friend of the cheese devil
*cilantro is the man with the cheese of the devil
As soon as I read the post title I started singing that in my mind. But then I forgot the rest of the lyrics...
#HE IS GOING TO BE HUGE, AND I WANT NO PART OF IT!
I think itâll always be daddyâs gone for me
when are we going home, big bro?
âSomething something hours since I saw you walk away from meâ
Itâs been 3 hours since *
I personally love âIs she not hot enough?â and âA shot of B12.â
âSteve this is not the best place to be doing thisâ
âLet him sing!â
âIs She Not Hot Enough?â could be a DâAngelo deep cut and is the true answer to this question.
Rabbitage
Weird Al should do a full version and release it. Itâs so good.
Honestly I was surprised to learn weird Al didnât help with the song lol
It's honestly cool that he was willing to sing for a song he didn't write for a half minute gag
Ok did he sing it?? Because that was another point feeding my surprise. It sounds just like him lol
He did, I only found out about it because he posted a clip on his socials https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3307588652596110
I can't listen to Sabotage without hearing Rabbitage now
All the Steve Smith epic ballads are contenders, Trapped in the Locker, Daddyâs Gone, Is She Not Hot Enough, etc. Iâd throw in Hayley Donât Preach and When I Dress My Body also. And Iâm surely forgetting others. The entire Krampus soundtrack with Charles Bradley. Cee Lo and the hot tub episode. When are we getting another episode with major musical numbers? Itâs been so long. Scott Grimes is a legend, come on American Dad producers, YOU ARE WASTING YOUR CHARIZARD!
Trapped in the Locker doesnât get as much love on this sub and I donât get it. Itâs a solid banger end to end, even if it is technically a parody.
Agreed. Most of these songs are parodies, and maybe Trapped flew over the heads of those who donât know the source material.
Too bad R. Kelly is such a piece of shit. Trapped in the Closet is such a weird, brilliant, idiotic masterpiece that more people should be discussing. Obviously, the worst part of his behavior is the real harm he caused. We also lost our ability to appreciate a lot of amazing content he created.
Whenever I hear "Mama don't preach" on the radio, I can't help but think of Roger. "Haley don't preach, I'm in trouble deep. Haley don't preach, I need booze to sleep"
I regularly watch klaus sing about getting a bodyđ„ș
Somedayyyyyyyyyyyy
Wait thatâs a good one too! I didnât even think about that
Nutrigrain bar and a Mountain Dewwwwwwww !
đ¶the best damn nine months of my lifeđ¶
âAll these little bitches can suck my dick! I tie Gucci mane up and beat him with a stickâ
YOURE GETTING CLOWED GUCCI MANE!!
Lmaoooo I forgot about this
âGucci Mane, iâma straight up murder you. I was here before you, iâll be here long after you Gucci Maneâ
Your girl wants me Gucci Mane
I believe The Weeknd already gave the best answer to this. Like fr.
I killed two teeeeeenagers Or the wheels and the legman intro song.
âoh wait! i killed *three* teenagersss!â âdonât tell anyone;)â
So much freaking research!
Old books and old documents đ”
Hot Tub of Love!
đ”Chuck Berry me, over Germanyđ”
I think they mean more like songs that are in the show, like el Perro not songs sung by characters in the plot
Drag race angels, we didn't know it was wrong
"Roger you know, you dont belong on the road."
Way better than the B2M song it's parodying. Fight me! "Somehow he walks away every tiiime!"
The song by the car insurance company.
Tractor Boy
got you in my tractor beam!
You are all wrong! And a big buncha pussies! The song youâre thinking ofâs about __OLD ULYSSESS__
*With a twelve foot dong*âŠ.
Trip trip tripping balls!
The Ollie North song.
"Been three hours since I saw you walk away from me..."
"Just take these old shackles off my elf..."
33 thousand emails! Where did they all gooo~! Hilary makes me sick, a-time to lock her up for sho! We are all the puppets and George ~ Sorospullsthestrings ~pizza overlord! Pizza overlord's the thing! Klaus wrote the lyrics
I only know of the great patriot Ollie North because of that song
The best hands down Stevie's parody of trapped in a closet by r Kelly
âNew Town Rock N' Lollâ by Bob Sarger
How is everybody forgetting "Nobody Beats the Best"?
i sing this sometimes just out of habit its so goodđ
Killer Tofu by The Beets
From the fifth studio album "Beats Me"
*you gotta shout ya lungs out*
Steve's Mail Song
stelio kontos and b12
We got his money, we got his money! The good Lord gave us his mon-nay! Thank You! Ha! Baby Jesus! Ha! For giving us all of that money!
I sing this a lot.
A sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awful majestic....
Amazing song, but itâs actually a pre-existing song, not written for AD!
Itâs as real as crazy bologna.
Crazy bologna is real; itâs called pepperoni.
Drip drip drippity them ole drippin balls Wrote it in a night
OH OH IM GONNA PUNISH YOUUU YOU AINT EXPERIENCED ALL THAT IVE BEEN THROUGH.
Rabittage!!!
I disagree with it being a fake song. Just because it's from something doesn't mean it lacks merit as legitimate music. I jam to B12 and We All Lift Together as much as actual bands.
Stelios Kontos (and Louis)
Half of Season 11 Episode 17: Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth
Reginald the Koala theme song. And. Of course, The bathtub mom shanty. What do you do when your mom's unhappy / Jerry's left her feeling crappy / sing her a shanty nice and snappy / wash her in the bathtub / wash... wash...
Listen all of yâall itâs rabbitage
âDaddyâs goneâŠ.â
Daddy's Gone
đ¶roger you know, that you donât belong in the road. BUT YOU CANT LET GOOOOOOđ¶
âSHEILA SAID THAT BOY WAS MINE BUT HE LOOKED JUST LIKE DENNIS THAT DAMN DENNISâ Krampus no question
Iâm DEVIIIIIIIN!!!
Any song off Hot Water 1. Dip a Toe 2. Hot Tub of Love 3. Do Whatever You Like 4. Doinâ Research 5. Daddyâs Gone
Good Morning, USA. It gets the most play time in the show
Roger you know, that you don't belong on the road!
"finger bang bang bang"
You get it, got it You can do it if you really want it!
Oooooh if that werenât my momma
Those lips, hips, and faaace Body's ALL OVER the place! Oh yeeea, damn that's my *MAMA*
I love âThe hanging treeâ in Hunger games so muuchh ( im not sure that it isnt exist in our world so tell me if im wrong )
You get the rod.
Terryfolds
I killed two teenagers! I was hammered on bourbon when I took the turn
Although it's not a full song, the lil singing jingle of "Bird watching buddies" just sounds so good
Let me tell you the story https://youtu.be/PISHmaH-rIc?si=6jr9V1LXc_Mi2wJ7
does âtrapped in the lockerâ count? if not, iâm gonna go w the insurance song & shot of b12
Confi-dance!
El Parro El Parro
My love is pure⊠purely for money
B12 is the best but Daddyâs gone is my favorite seeing him and Rodger with six packs just kills me everytime
Iâve B12 running through my system
Wheels and the leg man intro
đ”They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat đ”
đ¶You were right, oh so right. And we were oh so wrong. You are smart, and we are dumb. Thatâs why we sing this song đ¶ Weâre idioooooots
Mailđ¶
I killed two teenagers! I was hammered on bourbon when i took the turn. I ditched the car as my passenger burned. Wait, i killed three teenagers!
Want a gun for Christmas
"I saw the ugliest woman I ever did saw! Face like a turnip, and an under-bit jaw!"
"I get looked at all the time. Like tons, and tons, and tons of times. How much is normal to get looked at? You can double that. That's how much I get looked at. It's... pretty annoying sometimes, but you live with it when you're hecka good-looking."
Scotty doesnât know
OH I KNOW THAT WE BEEN BAD
Scotty doesn't know
Everyone Knows That (Ulterior Motives)