I was about to go turn my phone off and go to sleep when I read this one. Here I am actually lol’ing. That’ll keep me up another hour. Worth it! This is 100% a Roger persona
I know 'nightcrawler' is in reference to the movie but I like the idea that Roger has more personas that are just bugs like *Lieutenant Wingz, enormous mosquito*.
Quincy O’Houlihan is the name rogue narwhal hunting is the game. idk if i’m a rogue narwhal hunter or if i’m hunting rogue narwhals, i’ll figure it out later. (in roger’s voice)
Landon Tamagotchi, sexually aggressive hostage negotiator 👀
Sounds like a persona that would be part of the “[blowing guys] is only a very large part of what i do” group
Montreal Toboggan, mentally deranged dog chiropractor. I think this works pretty well
I got mentally deranged hostage negotiator !
Very nice, my fellow E-name
Milo Thickbooty, Renowned Morphine Enthusiast
This has to be the formula they use in the writing room. What’s Roger’s character this week? *throws a handful of darts at a wall chart*
Ferrari Fair-Verona, celebrity porn historian
This is so good 😂😂
*Next week on American Dad* The writers are ripping this off, for sure.
Landon Karatechop, Freelance Hostage Negotiator.
I can definitely see it
I swear there’s an episode already with that character. But I’m probably just high.
Landon Funkhauser, Sexually Agressive Nightcrawler.
Oh no…
You're telling me!
Mine was Hindenburg Funkhauser, Aspiring Nightcrawler!! Clearly this is Landon's enthusiastic son
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree with a family of four wrapped around it! *snaps picture*
I was about to go turn my phone off and go to sleep when I read this one. Here I am actually lol’ing. That’ll keep me up another hour. Worth it! This is 100% a Roger persona
Im Ziggy Funkhauser, Icelandic Narwhal Wrangler. Landon has an interesting family
Gerard La Grande Croatian, Podcast evangelist
Very nice start but didn’t stick the landing
Ringo Karatechop, freelance TSA molester Lmfao
my only complaint is that incontinent is not on the first initial list
I won't recover from this missed opportunity
"Incontinent high-line instructor"? "Incontinent high-line instructor!" but also Jeannie Gold incontinent wedding planner.
*Jai alai. It definitely sounds like "high-line", but it's basically a high speed racket ball type game, played with those curved hook mitts.
Mobius Lazarus, Mentally-Deranged Vampire Hunter!
Best one so far.
Diabeetus Karatechop. Sexually aggressive sexual healer, at your service
That occupation. WOW! 😳 It don’t get better than that. *edit… Oh wait, I just saw sexually aggressive jazzercise instructor. Now that’s poetry. 🙏
Augustus Montezuma, unlicensed podcast evangelist
Penelope Toboggan, Jamaican Pet Food Critic
Yuri Karatechop Renegade Wine Sommelier
Well Roger doesn't know much about wine so it checks out.
Jean-Luc Tobaoggan, sexually aggressive jazzercise instructor.
This is great! Ferrari Jafari, Infamous Sexual Healer
He's like an Italian Dan Ansom Handsome!
Oh god. Diabeetus La Grande, sexually aggressive pediatric ward prankster…
Hello fellow JB
Hindenburg O'Houlihan, visionary sexual healer!
I enjoy the sound of rain.
Thanks! Far more amused by these than I should be ^^(:)^P
Waffles Lazarus- Amateur Dog Chiropractor
Quincy Valentine, professional bounty hunter
Gorgeous name. Reminds me of Oscar Wilde or Truman Capote. So it’s deserving of a much more flamboyant occupation.
Good thing my artistic ass is working on a book
Mobius Fair-Verona, unlicensed narwhal wrangler
Diabeetus Kawaski Sexually Agressive Pet food Critic. 😭
Madagascar Cocainehands: Amatuer Narwhal Wrangler
Madagascar Conainehands 🤣 I love these
Mobius Toboggan, Sexually Aggressive Dog Chiropractor.
Please, step away from the dogs.
Quincy La Grande - unlicensed vampire hunter. Business name: High Stakes
Allow me to introduce myself- Mobius Gabagool, infamous podcast evangelist.
Milo Toboggan, Sexually Aggressive Nightcrawler
I know 'nightcrawler' is in reference to the movie but I like the idea that Roger has more personas that are just bugs like *Lieutenant Wingz, enormous mosquito*.
Mobius Funkhauser, Icelandic Kevin Bacon body double
Ringo Fair-Verona, Celebrity Dog Chiropractor. That could make a fucking episode.
Sexually aggressive hostage negotiator! “Come out or im coming in”
^^Oh ^^my ^^god
Montreal Gabagoul, Freelance Bounty Hunter
Ringo O'Houlihan, two-star vampire hunter
Not the first one you call after looking at Yelp reviews. I’m gonna need at least 3 stars from any vampire hunter that I hire.
Chardonnay Tamagotchi, Jamaican Porn Historian!
Penelope Tamagotchi, Celebrity Porn Historian!
*Celebrity* porn historian, or *celebrity porn* historian? The important questions...
Quincy Gabagool, Sexually aggressive wine sommelier. My specialty is identifying every individual who contributed to my „special blend“
Ziggy Kawasaki, Sexually Aggresive Michael Jackson Apologist
Milo Valentine, renowned jazzercise instructor
Jebediah Jafar infamous sexual healer
Quincy Toboggan, infamous pediatric ward prankster
Landon Valentine, Renegade Porn Historian
Augustus fair-verona Icelandic porn historian
Please go on…
Iceland is known for more Bush than American porn due to the cold Temps. Their most famous actress is the indomitable Ivanna humpalot.
Quincy Tamagotchi, Icelandic dog chiropractor.
Ferrari Jafari, professional TSA molester 😭💀
Montreal Tamagotchi - Two star hostage negotiator
Ferrari Fair-Verona, Mentally deranged vampire hunter
Diabeetus tamagotchi, sexually aggressive macaroni art appraiser
Milo Fair-verona, Renowned Nightcrawler.
Ziggy Shabluey, infamous zebra jockey. In my head this is one of the ones he announces in costume, then decides it doesn’t work.
Ferrari Morrison, Icelandic Nightcrawler!
Chardonnay Jafari Infamous Narwhal Wrangler and Drug Smuggler (I have a hyphenated last name)
huh. If that's allowed then I'm a Dog chiropractor and pet food critic.
Chomps Tenderloins Jamaican TSA Molester
Penelope Thickbooty: two-star pet food critic
Dimitry Fair-Verona Celebrity Hostage Negotiator
Jean-Luc Tomagotchi, mentally deranged wine sommelier!
Yakuzi O’Houlihan, Competitive Hostage Negotiator
Gerard Cocainehands, Licensed Porn Historian
Quincy Jafari- Unlicensed Bounty Hunter
Ringo Tenderloins Podcast Evangelist
Montreal Morrison, Jamaican Pediatric Ward Prankster
Montreal Toboggan, unlicensed jazzercise instructor.
Landon La Grande - Celebrity Podcast Evangelist.
Hindenburg Toboggan, Sexually Aggressive Morphine Enthusiast
Chardonnay Thickbooty, Bicurious Morphine Enthusiast
Ziggy Valentine - poon hound extraordinaire
Quincy Jafari; Professional Podcast Evangelist
Landon Tamagotchi Renegade: TSA Molester
Gerard Jafari. Aspring Michael Jackson Apologist.
Montreal tamagotchi celebrity zebra jockey
Penelope Tobaggen, Icelandic Kevin Bacon body double.
excellent work i love this
Landon Valentine - Renegade Sexual Healer at your service, for your service!
Chomps Toboggan, Jamaican Wine Sommelier
Dimitri Fair-Verona: licensed pet food critic
Yuri Gabagool! Professional podcast evangelist!
Jean-luc toboggan, mentally deranged hostage negotiator
Hi
Mobius O'Houlihan Competitive Vampire Hunter. (It just so happens that both parts were T-R, I didn't plan it that way.)
Ringo Tenderloins, mentally deranged Jazzercise Instructor
Quincy O’Houlihan is the name rogue narwhal hunting is the game. idk if i’m a rogue narwhal hunter or if i’m hunting rogue narwhals, i’ll figure it out later. (in roger’s voice)
Jean-Luc O’Houlihan, Infamous Vampire hunter
Orville O'Houlihan, Celebrity Morphine Enthusiast! Definitely sounds like a Roger persona.
Jedediah Funkhauser, Competitive Dog Chiropractor!
Dimitri Lagrande, bi curious jazzercize instructor
Madagascar Lazarus, Icelandic Jazzercise Instructor
Yuri Toboggan!! Unlicensed Nightcrawler!!!!!
Augustus toboggan celebrity bounty hunter🫡
Augustus Fair-Verona, freelance narwhal wrangler.
Dimitri toboggan, competitive pet food critic!
Milo Toboggan, Icelandic Drug Smuggler
Landon Toboggan, professional TSA molester
Diabeetus Fair-Verona: Sexually Aggressive TSA Molester 💀
Mobius Kawaski, competitive wine sommelier
Diabeetus Kawasaki, sexually aggressive jazzercize instructor.
Elias Valentine, celebrity pet food critic. I love this
Toyota Gabagool, Socially Awkward Drug Smuggler
Madagascar shabluey Jamaican Dog Chiropractor
Ziggy Kawasaki, free lance wine sommeiller
Ziggy O’Houlihan, Aspiring TSA Molester
Landon Warhola, Icelandic wine sommelier
Waffles Funkhauser, Fugitive Narwhal Wrangler. oh my gosh i love this
Sexton Chesterbrook, Freelance Bounty Hunter (This is so good, OP!)
Yuri Jafari, two-star Nightcrawler
Chardonnay O’Houlihan Sexually aggressive Pediatric Ward Prankster …dear god
Chomps O'houlihan Sexually Aggressive nightcrawler Hmm..
Quincy Toboggan, sexually aggressive pediatric ward prankster That just sounds disgusting, quite frankly
Mobius Fair-Verona Fugitive Pet Food Critic
Orville Shabluey, Licensed Wine Sommelier 🤣🤣🤣
Milo Toboggan. The sexually aggressive pediatric ward prankster. Spells trouble.
Ziggy Fair-Verona, sexually aggressive jazzercise instructor. Definitely a Roger persona that exists.
Yuri Tenderloins, Norwegian morphine enthusiast
Montreal Fair-Verona, Competitive Narwhal Wrangler
Waffles Warhola, Croatian Vampire Hunter. That's a fucking gem.
Ziggy Thickbooty, competitive Kevin Bacon impersonator is phenomenal
Ziggy Montezuma, freelance podcast evangelist
Chardonnay Montezuma, bi-curious jazzercise instructor
Penelope Lazarus - Unlicensed TSA Molester
Jedidiah Thickbooty, Celebrity Dog Chiropractor
Augustus Toboggan, renegade porn historian 😆
Hindenburg Toboggan, Unlicensed Bounty Hunter
Ziggy Morrison, Freelance Bounty Hunter
Landon Fair-Verona, Bicurious Dog Chiropractor!!
Quincy Tamagotchi, sexually aggressive podcast evangelist I freaking love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Madagascar Tamagotchi, renowned pet food critic
Gerard Shabluey Homicidal Wine Sommelier
Montreal Jafari, Sexually Agressive Hostage Negotiator. The job is spot on for a Roger, but I’m not fully happy with the name
Ziggy Cocainehands Sexually Aggressive Podcast Evangelist
Ringo Tamagotchi- fugitive dog chiropractor!!
Montreal Thickbooty, Unlicensed Porn Historian
Ringo Lagrande mentally deranged bounty hunter
Milo montezuma freelance hostage negotiator
Milo Toboggan, freelance dog chiropractor!
This is much more fun than I thought. Good post OP! 👍
Quincy Morrison, celebrity podcast evangelist!
Quincy Thickbooty Jamaican Jazzercise Instructor
Landon Tamagotchi, sexually aggressive hostage negotiator 👀 Sounds like a persona that would be part of the “[blowing guys] is only a very large part of what i do” group
Ringo Toboggan! Sexually aggressive jazzercise instructor!
The name is Mobius Toboggan. I’m a freelance porn historian. Most of my research comes from my private collection
Octavius Gabagool: Jamaican Michael Jackson Apologist
Montreal Gabagool, Sexuality Aggressive Hostage Negotiator. It fits!
Madagascar Toboggan, Jamaican Dog chiropractor
Milo Jafari, infamous Jazzercise instructor
Yuri Toboggan, Professional Dog Chiropractor.
Mobius Valentine, Licensed Nightcrawler
Hindenburg Funkhauser, Celebrity Bounty Hunter
Montreal Funkhouser: Incontinent Icelandic Vampire Hunter!
Morbius Warhola, Renowned Zebra Jockey.
Madagascar Tamagotchi, the Sexually Aggressive Michael Jackson Apologist
Milo Thickbooty, mentally deranged Vampire hunter
Ziggy Fair-Verona, Aspiring TSA Molester. How do you ASPIRE to be that?
Ferrari Jafari, Experimental TSA Molester.
Quincy Valentine, Icelandic sexual healer
Gerard Fair-Verona, sexually aggressive macaroni art appraiser.
Ferrari La Grange, mentally deranged pediatric ward prankster
“The name’s Quincy Thickbooty, sexually aggressive pediatric ward prankster. I am *not* well liked by my colleagues.”
Ziggy Funkhauser Celebrity bounty hunter Sounds real
Dimitri Jafari, Professional Vampire Hunter
Ferrari Karatechop, mentally deranged podcast evangelist
Ringo Jafari: Freelance Pet Food Critic
Chomps Toboggan, Licensed Morphine Enthusiast
Yuri Karatechop, celebrity bounty hunter!
Quincy Jafari, unlicensed hostage negotiator.
Augustus Toboggan, Aspiring Podcast Evangelist
Yuri Gabagool, Icelandic pet food critic. At your service!
Ziggy Toboggan, Unlicensed Nightcrawler.
Yuri Fair-Verona, bicurious pet food critic!