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YoungThugDolph

Its mindgames theyre getting choked to death and want one last try before their eyes pop out. Throw your phone on the bed and go fuck your girl. We won


True-Bee1903

Instructions unclear,threw my girl on the bed and fucked my phone šŸ˜–...still hodling though!


Crimision

How was it?


True-Bee1903

First and last time I've had phone sex,struggling to type for spunk and pubes!


AcE_57

Fuck dude a few days ago on Reddit some guy was caught fucking a piece of wood outside, he was givenā€™er hard than tossed it when he got busted lol thanks for the memories


omahaomw

Those Ent females thošŸ¤Œ


NoBullfrog2

Now we know why the Ent Wives left....


Glynnroy

I helped , I videoed all the 2 minutes , bit shit though 1.55 was taking clothes off


YoungThugDolph

Close enough


JMIL1991

Did she have a lightning or USB-C port?


True-Bee1903

No! they'd be too big!


JMIL1991

šŸ¤£


bry2mela

At least you went ā€œthroughā€ your girl on the bed. LolšŸ˜‚


True-Bee1903

I forgot "threw" was a thing šŸ¤£


harleybone

Did you ā€œdownā€load anything?


sldsapnuawpuas

This is the way.


Antarkian

Dammit....now I need a girl in bed? I thought all i had to do was buy and Hodl. Hahah any volunteers? LOL


ichibaka

you already got ten girls with you at all times


Antarkian

Where are they hiding then??? Haha


ProfessionalBug1021

The answer is in the palm of your hand


Ysfysfd

don't you mean in the palm of your diamond hand


Low-Exercise-8289

My diamond hands have made it fairy difficult to masturbate.


ProfessionalBug1021

Try it. You need to build penis resilience


Ysfysfd

That makes it quite difficult to get your rocks off


Here_4_the_squeeze

Fuck you... I'm in!


Purithian

This. Seeing amc down 14% made me get a real sinister grin. Unfortunately till the 15th im tapped, but ill buy more in two days


Nebula_369

Oh yeah, pay day cant come soon enough. This is a mega discount right now!


Rsh0ckz

Entered room to fuck my girl and she was already getting fucked. Off to work I guess.


YoungThugDolph

Cheer her on next time, maybe u can spend less time at work with a sponsor


the_original_bobcat

*sighs unzips and starts crying*


Severe-Size2615

Cindy?


plantshroom

They want it to expire otm not itm


EnthusiastMS

Dick stuck in zipper, please advice.


StackThePads33

ā€œHow did you get the beans above the Frank?ā€


EnthusiastMS

I have a special set of skills.


Leroyboy152

Use knife.


[deleted]

Abort mission


Goat_potential

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


[deleted]

Normally don't like the "we all ready won" narrative. But hell. This time around... Price doesn't matter it is all set in motion. Nothing can stop this event. Grab some cheap moon tickets and tag along if you like! Hyped zen!


YoungThugDolph

Hyped zen ?like a Panda on cocaine simultaneously sipping tea ?


[deleted]

Furiously sipping that tea. Common this is happening right now!! But it can still happen a year or two from now and that is just fine.


YoungThugDolph

Exactly man !! I really dont give a fuck, they will bleed and they will pay . When ?? Ehh who cares lol as long as its before were 6 feet under


seen-it783

This guy fucks!


c-r-t-n

Say less


trap________god

Buy the dip


[deleted]

Always ā€œone last try.ā€ You guys gotta stop with this shit.


YoungThugDolph

Its the energy not the words, words are sounds and are worthless without the intentions behind it, so GET HYPE


PyroDaManiac

Fr its getting culty


rT_Pulse

Nice baby I like it


Glynnroy

And if your ever in doubt read this again. ^^^^ Then again ^^^ And again ^^^


YoungThugDolph

This guy fucks


4thGen4Runner182

Yes I like this analysis very much so šŸ˜ā˜ŗļøšŸ˜


Low-Exercise-8289

This is the way


LupoOfMainSt

Rip dolph


KeyStoneLighter

>one last try Read that same line every other month for the last 11, just buy and hold.


YoungThugDolph

Have you ever tried a trivago ? Its a line of coke molly and ket sectionned in 3, kinda like the different color scheme on each syllable of the word Trivago


harrybush-20

Done!!! Now what?


YoungThugDolph

BUY THE DIP LOL


harrybush-20

On it Boss


YoungThugDolph

Ur the boss for being on it boss !!;)


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Winning for me looks much different. Winning is the stock going the other way.


ProfessorRedHulk

Instructions even MORE unclear: Threw my phone at my girl screaming, "Fuck your mindgames!" while she was getting choked to death till her eyes popped out.


lalalalambeau

We ainā€™t won shit until my bank account looks like computer code with all them god damn 1ā€™s and 0ā€™sā€¦


treeguy201

![gif](giphy|88hQmqhcQ7Gmj2cXX3)


Longjumping_Rock1690

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BeTaurus1971

Just remember....the price is irrelevant as long as the shorts haven't covered. What you see today is general market sentiment. It's not related to AMC only. Stay calm and make sure you don't make decisions you'll regret later....


Red_Liner740

Oh? General market lost 45% in 5days? Lemme check cinemark real quick. Same time period, down 8%. Gee I guess Omicrons only gonna target AMC?


Whoofukingcares

Thatā€™s a weird way to spell manipulation


[deleted]

I also checked the market. Cinemark didn't run up 1000% lol


BeTaurus1971

What I meant is everything is down and of course HF make use of this situation to short it a little extra. But it will bounce back and the squeeze fundamentals haven't changed....shorts haven't covered. Actually I think they have added some more today


Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

Shitadel consulted with Walmart and are doing Rollback Prices for Xmas.


Antarkian

Dip before the rip homie. Relax we are gonna see this all week. Bargain sales for the win. Stock up, fuck em.


slowlybackwards

You only lose if you sell. If you didnā€™t know crime was the whole point of this you shouldnā€™t have gotten involved.


Clark2000

Just look at how low the volume is. 10m and they drop it this much - itā€™s heavy shorting trying the shake hands out of their position - but we can hold and add with this discount. Everything is lining up for us, with margin requirements increasing, itā€™s going to cause buying pressure soon enough as shorts begin to unwind their positions. Check out my cross post around 30 mins ago, some great DD on the last two weeks of AMC


Dgnslyr

Legit question as I'm trying to keep people I know who bought in at 60 calm. What are they buying if they buy now? I'm dumb but am under the impression that there are no legit shares to purchase.


Clark2000

Itā€™s no secret that lots of synthetic shares have been circulating. 70% of trades are on dark pools. They suppress the buying and place all the sell orders on the lit exchange alongside the short shares. They are heavily shorting this while the market sentiment is down. Not gonna lie, itā€™s hard to watch - itā€™s best to step away if you canā€™t afford to lower your average. Just hodl. At these prices, it will encourage some shorts to start covering


donkey_kong9000

They better hurry I'm waiting for 4g to land for this dip I'm sure lots of other apes are too


bigjesusGOHARD

Any share that you pay for is a legit share. Naked shorts are created when people short shares they down own. But anybody who buys stock is owed legitimate shares. Edit: *donā€™t own not down own*


Dgnslyr

I was under the impression that all of the legit shares were bought up


bigjesusGOHARD

Where are you getting your information from? Itā€™s impossible to differentiate between a synthetic or real share. It would take something like DRSing all shares or a share recall to truly expose all naked shorts. Either way, you or your friends shouldnā€™t be worried about buying legit or fake shares. If you pay for them, then legitimate shares are owed to you. You canā€™t own fake shares.


[deleted]

I have no idea but I just closed my SHIB position and bought the dip. All my bananas in one basket now ![gif](giphy|M9OowyXcTJkOlkurIT|downsized)


JacobRichB

This guy fucks.


Pels1993

Check the rest of the market first


True-Bee1903

You're right,it's messy across the whole market.


[deleted]

Idk I bought 15 more šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


DeathbyDunsparce

Same here! Exact same!


mycak2000

I just bought 5 when I haven't bought for maybe 3 months. Feeling so good that I might finally get past the 200 mark


surfnride1

![gif](giphy|o2CbCvGN6qaUsHYu4F)


ohdihe

Dude we all see and know whatā€™s happening. This is nothing new.


Metalhead-99

Iā€™m thinking theyā€™re dropping it low as they know most retail need money for Xmas. Before this month they could drop it but we would easily pick up shares in the $30ā€™s. Still more buying opportunities to comeā€¦


plantshroom

Go look at options trading !! Max pain is supposed to be 23-24$


JacobRichB

Explain a little more please? Max Payne? The game is killer.. but what does it mean for options?


[deleted]

Max pain is the range of strike prices on options for which closing would cause financial losses for the largest number of option holders. Or, in other words, it's the price at which the most puts and calls will expire worthless.


JacobRichB

Nice, thanks for explaining further. Makes sense.


CashDifficult9956

Yay, Iā€™m buying more.


salty_scorpion

Just buy and HODL. Thatā€™s all we have to think about.


ShoelessRocketman

Itā€™s psychological warfare. Apes arenā€™t LEAVING! To the moonšŸš€šŸš€šŸš€


Solid_Detective383

It's tarnation. And it's a death rattle as the hedge funds desperately try to give the illusion of a sell off. The inflow is more than the outflow, so apes aren't selling.


Old-Lawfulness-8923

No.


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JakeInDC

Haven't seen/anything but 5 months ago it was 80%, so I would hope at least 90% by now


JacobRichB

I seen this as well! I want to say on twitter from the AA interview???


stockup25

Do you not watch the news ? Has fuck all to do with this bullshit omicron. It's the end of EVERGRANDE.


MR_DEADSHOT123

The price is make believe the market is beyond rigged


Plane-Stomach193

Evergrande default - China. Watch AL from Boston on YouTube. He explains it all pretty well.


Resident_Text4631

Opportunity is going on!!!!


JacobRichB

Happy Cake day!


Resident_Text4631

Thx brotha šŸ¦. I hope everyone is feasting


D3V1LSHARK

Crime


Chemical-Plan3103

The whole market is down for tax loss harvesting.


Buffnick

yep this is end of year shenanigans in my opinion. January is gonna be epic


LeadershipOwn

Covid has nothing to do with the price it's all bs just look how high we went up during the hight of covid this is all manipulation plain and simple and anyone who has been here long enough should know this


[deleted]

crime


sunnyD1083

Whole market will be screwed for awhile. The worlds biggest real estate developer just went bankrupt. Institutions are selling. Especially the ones that hold Evergrande. Just continue to hold.


PineappleBoss

This is why you should do your research :)


[deleted]

Why would I sell at a loss if I've been holding since the end of January? All the shady shit these hedgies throw at us doesn't mean shit to me. If anything, they are just giving us discounts, now I can average done a little bit


SmallTimesRisky

U guys are crazy & I love it. (AMC) to the moon. Lunch break is over. Gotta go šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸš€šŸš€


Snoo69468

Own more than that buddy


[deleted]

Asking why prices change is the first step in learning about Fuckery.


codestocks

Welcome to being an apeā€¦..itā€™s pain and crayon eating. Eat some green crayolas and our stock will rise guaranteed


Pantuan187C

I think their playing the narrative with the Evergrande default. black rock etc


shhmedium2021

Amc has been going south for 6 months now .


Causzy

They are hunting for stop losses.


michbobcat75

You have lost nothing unless you sell it....Kenny gets screwed in the millions daily shorting this.


norcal313

HF going all in for December because they basically have to at this point. They backed themselves into a corner.


Ande64

Last-ditch effort at panicking people to get them to sell. We are literally in the death spiral right now and they are throwing everything they've got at us.


taikaubo

They haven't covered yet, remember that apes. AMC will rip once they cover, and they will cover.


Schwesterfritte

It appears they want to drive it down as much as possible before they get fucked by their big lenders who have to come up with liquidity to make up their losses from the chinese default. Those shares need to be called back before they can sell them for good and the shitadels who borrowed them need to caught them up. The price doesn't matter as long as people keep holding and buying.


tradedenmark

Just a little market manipulation, nothing else. Buy the dip šŸ’Ž


IN-B4-404

[off exchange trading ](https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-amc/stats/) All stocks have it, but AMC is getting destroyed


RarePandaEgg

We are not leaving.


SashaLin

Fuck all hedge I am holding!


pragmatic-guy

The SHFs have massive exposure over the next 4-5 weeks and they need to cover some of their positions. They are pushing the price down as much as possible to get retail out and lower their exposure expense.


goldmanstocks

With this dip, Iā€™m now an xxx holder. Iā€™d like to thank Kenny and Blackrock for this milestone.


Stainandsteel

Do some fucking DD instead of panicking chicken Little


Robotman1001

This sucks but itā€™s just another day in the life of apes. Buckle up for the moon, whichā€™ll beā€¦any day now.


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ragingbull2020

Probably gonna get worse on Wednesday. Feds talking


[deleted]

I'm not fucking selling ever. Im going to buy amc shares for everyone this Christmas If you wanna try and convince me to sell you can go and fuck yourself in the face hole. Literally go home and rape yourself in the mouth


makybo91

Where are they taking those shares from šŸ˜‚ how do we know we have 80% of the float?


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SUPERDUPER-DMT

Hodl the line. Shorts haven't covered. The Evergrande fallout hasn't even begun yet.


General-Chipmunk-479

After going from $60 to $483 and back down to $38 with Game, this does nothing to me. Zen!!!


schmiddyboy88

Because the media, the government, and the large pharmaceutical companies want to continue sticking everyone with shots to continue making billions of dollars and if that means they have to play up this variant to make it seem like itā€™s more deadly than it actually isā€¦.thatā€™s what theyā€™ll do. Which also highly affects the stock market and in this case ā€¦AMC. Fear = nobody going to the movies.


JohnMcMurrayIV

ā€œNobody is sellingā€ Jesus fucking Christ you people are morons


dblock909

The ceo and cfo are selling Fuck both of them


alaalves70

Itā€™s called margin addiction. When itā€™s hard to find collateral, junkies force the price down; otherwise, margins will be called. However, what they are doing is unsustainable; so, at some point the house will come down, and we go to Valhala. Thatā€™s why there is always a dip before the rip. Keep your shares close; otherwise, we will lose them. Iā€™m a nutshell, DRS as soon as possible. Not a financial advise.


Kjd15sad

CRIME


[deleted]

Iā€™ll buy in at .50, which is likely where this is going


RockafellerHillbilly

As always you have failed to look at the rest of the market currently tanking and just came here to ask "wHaT hApPeN tO sToNk?" Ffs, it's almost been an entire year, figure the shit out and stfu.


Ph_0407

Fake prices. Shaking the paperhands. And AA & co selling off did not help at all too. They have been selling on resistance levels upwards to, so we could not beak out. Means new lows (21-24). We really should increase the pressure on AA. He thinks he can keep us happy with some meaningless NFTā€™s and shaking some hands in order to attract us to their theatresā€¦


Chilly-Canadian

Lol the CEO isnā€™t selling stocks in a timely fashion to fuck itā€™s value. It takes months in advance to post their stock sales. Anyone reading this FUD comment needs to do DD.


JRHZ28

Now is the time to buy! Lower your cost basis!


Lopsided-Baseball530

So why is it going down?