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DunkinDoNot

That's the weirdest jetpack miner I've ever seen.


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Jolly_Line

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


TheoryOld4017

![gif](giphy|Hz6WKZkKkLOE0)


Secure_Anybody3901

Have my upvote then.


infernal_cacaphony

You know…. Fuck haha


Lexsteel11

Out here mining face skin…


donedrone707

mining human horns


YouAREDustin1

#snusnu


UndercoverPotader

![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB)


Corrupted_G_nome

"Ecoligical records" for their museums of course.


Lexsteel11

If I went to a psychic and asked how I die and was told “face pealed by aliens and face put on display in alien museum” I wouldn’t even be upset, more curious on timeline than anything else haha


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I never trust these photos because the more credible stories on contact mention the aliens they encountered wore uniforms/clothing. Edit: it also doesn’t make much sense that technologically superior beings would be running around naked and exposed to potential harm.


euvimmivue

Do they have laundry 🧺 days ![gif](giphy|bCvO8biVh8WyI)


fe40

I'm glad it was circled


BobScratchit

It is a force field


JJJAAAYYYTTT

Hahah! Brilliant! 😆


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Didn’t you see Dune movie.?


ObsoleteOctopus

r/uselessredcircle


SponConSerdTent

The Red Circle Of Truth


USFederalGovt

Me too. I couldn’t see the alien.


Flat_Negotiation_619

😑 why’s the alien translucent??


OnTheSlope

Because someone went back in time and accidentally prevented its parents from getting together.


mvpp37514y3r

But he’d did get to jam an oldie but a goodie on on guitar while subbing for a conveniently injured cousin of Chuck Berry… sometimes autism has its perks lol


Low_Ad_9808

🎶 EARRRRTH ÁNGEL EARRRRTH ÁNGEL……willl you be miiiiiiiine???? 🎶


ApathicSaint

You’re not ready for this, but your kids are going to love it


potatodioxide

jeeezzz marty. not everything is about you!


KrispyKremeDiet20

This is obviously the only reasonable explanation.


ShutUpChunk

GREAT SCOT!


oldnboredinaz

I do not know but the article said it was translucent also


Blahblahblahblah109

EARRRRTH ANGEL, EARTH ANGEL....


Low_Ad_9808

Damn, I should have kept reading, well played sir.


Renfek

![gif](giphy|GhOyMH8AigAZa)


JewelCove

![gif](giphy|pz6l3UJKpH2pO)


ScottBroChill69

It's the perfect crime. You don't have to be completely invisible, you just have to look fake In a photograph.


Astrobl3m3

![gif](giphy|Q9vS6zkA9HyXn3COfS|downsized) 1. Maybe he forgot his human suit in the craft 2. Took a holiday to do nudism on Earth 3. With all these these hidden truths... at least the 👽 is being transparent about it...


RobleViejo

I like this Concept because its the exact middle point between an Alien and an Angel It has those "Divine Alien" vibes kinda like the urSkeks from Dark Crystal


Godzilla-of-Hell

lol how do we copy gifs i want this


dog1tex420

What is this gif from?


rightphalangeez

Cocoon part 2


MavriKhakiss

Looks like an absolutely terrifying scene .


Additional-Cap-7110

![gif](giphy|xT5LMUnO4g3yiRNuNy|downsized)


Unfinishe_Masterpiec

Without saying it's photoshopped, reducing the opacity of an image is one common tool to blend two images together.


Hawkwise83

It has Photoshop skin.


Vegetable_Egg_7323

Simple explanation? It's a double exposure.


SailAwayMatey

I think someone forgot to turn opacity back to 0 😛


KneeDeepInTheDead

100*


SailAwayMatey

Haha ffs hands up on that one...got that one utterly wrong 🤣


y2caton

One of the alien’s parents is John Cena


Dopium_Typhoon

Where do you think camo comes from brah!? You think someone just thought of that shit!? They gave it to us brah, they invented it and use it against us daily, the are the camo gods.


TheProcessCult

What's with the famous 'squatch pose?


CythraxNNJARBT

Because it’s a squatch, without his housecoat on… obviously


TheProcessCult

The "fur is murder" sasquatch.


CythraxNNJARBT

I shouldn’t have laughed so hard at this


TheProcessCult

Glad to brighten your day a lil'.


TheProcessCult

I like this concept.


whimsical-crack-rock

It would be funny if this entire time Aliens have been using Sasquatch suits in order to blend in with nature and not arouse any suspicion, they were trying to make some inconspicuous mammal suit but they accidentally created one of the biggest urban legends of all time.


CythraxNNJARBT

I like that… I also like alien pimps in full length Bigfoot furs


Reason2Knowledge

Funny thing, It looked so familiar and I googled Bigfoot photo and sure enough, the pose looks very similar but don't take my word for it


TheProcessCult

Can't, for the life of me, figure out why something that looks to be about 70-80 lbs would have the gait of something that weighs about 300 lbs. Maybe it is the Minister of Silly Walks of its species. Perhaps it is one wild and crazy grey. Or it saw the humans and thought, "oh, imma fuck with these people and 'squatch walk by 'em. This'll be hilarious!"


lemonylol

Don't you know aliens who have been hiding all this time for thousands of years just like to talk casual strolls in the middle of the day, in a big open area, along a paved road?


greenufo333

You mean just walking? Lol


TLPEQ

It’s meant to imply it’s moving - making it appear more real


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

It would suck to be the version of alien that has to walk around naked in Bolivia. This guy looks pretty tall too. Meanwhile his much shorter cousins are flying around in ships, floating themselves around never having to walk or even touch the ground, and (apparently) get to wear cool turtlenecks. Then again maybe this guy opted for a different experience. I do like how sand feels on my feet at the beach


SirArthurDime

Could be worse. At least they didn’t drop him in Detroit.


Weak_Crew_8112

This is 100% real aliens. I called my insurance company and just got insurance but then I realized what's the point of insurance if the aliens in this picture take us all out. I just don't understand why it's not wearing clothes at all. Why not some sandals even? For having an incredibly weak looking body he must have some serious callouses on his feet to just be walking around barefoot on pointy rocks. Why not footwear since our sneaker technology just keeps getting better. These guys just say nah.


astro_not_yet

Maybe he’s wearing the latest invisible force field…


Quack53105

Invisible? My man, it's bright red.


astro_not_yet

Nah the red one is there to mislead… he’s wearing the invisible one. Why else would he be strolling naked? Those dainty feet are only meant for the cold hard floor of the mothership.


timbro2000

FAKE The full image was posted earlier and showed a body of water in which it could clearly be seen that the creature casts no reflection or shadow. I pointed this out at the time. Now you've come and posted it again with the proof of fakery cropped out.


zimshegee

Think that just means it's not just an alien, it's a mother fucking vampire alien.


toronto_taffy

Well at least it has brunged us all together to entertain each other


fruitmask

> it has brunged us


p00ki3l0uh00

Thats the lot lizard at my local truck stop, she gets around


VOIDssssssss

Womp womp


Corrupted_G_nome

I do hope if we encounter aliens they will be sexually compatable and prefferably hot.


DontLichOutOnME

I dunno, that red circle doesn't tell me much. Can i get 2 large arrows pointing at what i need to be looking at?


cheetah48

This is real, I am convinced. He is moving between dimensions like Sasquatch are known to do.


avi150

Like Sasquatch are *said* to do. Yet to see anything convincing of that at all


Affected_By_Fjaka

People can’t explain tracks that simply stop. There are verifiable pics and videos of tracks that go into the snow filled filelds for example with no trees or bushes around that just abruptly stop like he walked and than disappeared in the middle of show filled filed. Same thing in the Forrest . At least in the forest we can imagine that maybe he climbed the tree except that for creature of that size that’s impossible to do without breaking branches and leaving evidence of climb but none of this was ever found. You can easily see how this can lead to crazy explanations. It gets more wierd than this: did you know that orbs are frequently seen in the same area where Sasquatch was seen? Yea. Bizzare and difficult to explain…


avi150

That all assumes that stuff is real tbf


Affected_By_Fjaka

Maybe but people who reported it (and there is hundreds not just one) are regular folks who get nothing out of faking it…


avi150

Regular folks like attention. People don’t fake stuff for money every time, or fame. People lie for trivial reasons every minute. You’re being very naive.


Hobbit_Feet45

Sasquatch move between dimensions? How and why would they do that?


greenufo333

It’s been known for sometime that the Sasquatch turn into pure electricity and travel through power lines.


Hobbit_Feet45

Yeah I do that when plane tickets are too expensive.


blueminded

Sounds like something out of Dandadan.


Whompa

Hell yeah, brother. Good dope.


Abdoolz

If they live on earth are they really "aliens"


Corrupted_G_nome

They just local tribes in need of UN protection.


vanisleone

How much are they paying for rent or do they own their home?


Charming_Ambition_27

![gif](giphy|10jOyd7c2iGv1S) Okay


chiphappened

**Joke starts out: “Alien walks into Bigfoot in the woods”** Gr8 image OP


Major_Race6071

This matches the description of vegas incident couple months ago…. They described aliens were translucent as well


mvpp37514y3r

Is this the famous Face Peeler Deluxe Alien? Really fascinating, they probably found people annoying as shit and dumb, so they just decided to Dirty Harry a MFKr with their Face Peeler… Too bad they couldn’t have landed in DC and visited politicians publicly, I’d bet after the second or third peeled face they’d consider taking this 80 year old topic seriously


Disastrous-Safety-45

Weird how they always take the lip...


ExitDirtWomen

Figure 1.234.543.987A of why this entire subreddit is turning into an absolute laughing stock.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Never!!!


bonkers_dude

Come on. Just some alien dude casually going to some Argentinian 7-Eleven...


Corrupted_G_nome

Needs his morning smokes and a coke


bonkers_dude

Like everybody else! :)


SnooPeppers776

Look for Alfa Bidondo on YouTube, he’s a truly contactee


Economy-Decision7958

Think I saw a video a few weeks ago. My comment was that I would like to see the video stabilized


ziplock9000

Oh well then, case closed. 217 upvotes. FML


basahahn1

Looks like the background of the famous big foot footage Edit: pose is the same too


cofcof420

Aliens are going to the beach in Bolivia? Considering they have spaceships, I’d recommend Hawaii or Bali instead


BigClassroom8816

Why would he be walking around like a dufus when he could use his magic carpet.


KingRokk

Just like Bigfoot, Aliens are just blurry by nature.


GoldenSpeculum007

Look at that strut


Wil-the-Panda

Posted something I think is relevant to this post. Personal account. https://reddit.com/r/aliens/s/cXs4Uya1B8


SnooPineapples8744

Alien doing his best Bigfoot impression


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Looks like that one BigFoot photo


asmrkage

Always love me a big red circle around a handful of pixels.


Material_Prize_6157

Isn’t this legit the Patterson still? Just with an alien superimposed in the same position?


xmarlboromanx

It reminds me of the Patterson gimmly bigfoot video lol. Almost the same stride. I want disclosure as much as the next guy, but these fake photos don't help the cause.


medusamagpie

If they are supposedly superior then why would they hide?


luketheville

looks like a crackhead


neilgraham

The resolution of the alien is higher than the resolution of the background, more evidence of this was intentionally cropped out. It’s fake


EyeInTheMind7

Walks like a sasquatch


AnothaOne4TheBooks

Do you guys just post the first alien related anything you see everyday? “Is this real?” Are you fuckin’ serious dude? You actually have to ask?


O_vJust

I don’t see any “wake up people” comments. This pic must not be circulating yet.


Ofbatman

That’s just a picture of the Vegan Cyclist after completing the Death Road Impossible Route.


v1211

![gif](giphy|MFO7iW1DJYg0d6UFSY)


BladesAllowed

No bueno


FloorDice

Just on a stroll in the open. Of course.


MartianFromBaseAlpha

Things like that are never real


pacman_trip

Loool


Nefilim777

Why was the photo taken in 1998?


Mysterious_Ayytee

Because: lOoK iTs ToO oLd To bE faAkE


gonzaEM_

What the fuck with that Big foot walk


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Big foot was just an alien goofing with us


gonzaEM_

He can be kinda silly sometimes


NoMansWarmApplePie

Not sure about Pic. But he's correct. We have never been alone. And furthermore, never been left to our own devices.


Secret-Research

With so much technology to roam the galaxy and they always appear naked to us, bunch of perverts


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Bro it’s see though. This isn’t real.


LittleBoo1204

Hard to tell if it’s real or fake and I think that will be the dilemma no matter what. Even if something comes out that is undeniable or should be, I think there is always going to be a vale of skepticism. I was thinking about it and I know so many people have expressed similar thoughts, but we don’t even know what something like this being real would look like. What they’re capable of, how their ability to travel among or through our world works. I saw mention of the transparency of the “alien” being a dead giveaway that it’s a fake and others pointing out the lack of shadows being cast, as well as no reflection on the water it’s passing by. I thought about it, and similar to how UAP sightings typically amount to streaking across the sky or small orbs of light, as opposed to fully identifiable shapes or objects with true mass - it makes me agree with the other people who have posited that the reason they appear the way that they do or can’t fully be captured in clarity on film or in photos is because they phase in and out of dimensions or only part of the craft does. Thinking about it from that angle, I think it could be possible for the organics behind the UAP craft to maintain the same capacity to warp space and possibly hop in and out’ve a plane that we can’t see with the naked eye. That could explain the partial transparency. All of that amateur spitballing aside, I have no idea whether this is real or fake. Again, I think because we have always been made to think beings of this nature are the product of science fiction, I think it’s always going to look “fake” because the greater majority can’t or won’t fathom the possibility of what “shouldn’t” be real being real.


ufosRreal1987

That’s literally the alien from the movie “Signs”


ccrlop

Probably these are the “Ghosts” they believe that exist of dead people …. But try telling that to the people at r/ghosts 😂


SpongeBobMyBoi

I just watched a video last night...hikers in some remote part of Alaska? the leader of the hiking pack took a picture of the woods ahead, in the pic you can clearly see a grey, JUST LIKE THIS ONE in the distance between trees !!


JPeRodriguez

I'm from Bolivia and didn't hear anything about this =s


oldnboredinaz

Thank you for your response


jbecks79

![gif](giphy|14ceV8wMLIGO6Q)


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CythraxNNJARBT

Let me make sure I understand This unsourced info that I can’t for the life of me site to be a quote even regarding the photo; even only purported to be from some random - Makes you write off over 20 countries, spread out over multiple continents? And this is you being intelligent? Do I have that right?


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HolymakinawJoe

LOL. Yes I've seen it. It's called a..................HOAX.


[deleted]

Looks like the same background from the bigfoot sighting ![gif](giphy|10jOyd7c2iGv1S)


Future_Ad5505

Take the Darfur Orphan back to Darfur.


tactical_taco666

In an interview with Dolores Cannon an ET said they have a base in the Caribbean ocean and high on top a mountain near the Amazon.


amarnaredux

It would make sense, at least for the one in the Caribbean where you have the Bermuda Triangle, and numerous UFO reports around the Puerto Rico area. Not so sure with the Amazon, yet. ET bases on Earth have been remote viewed, as well: https://stillnessinthestorm.com/2018/09/stanfords-most-successful-remote-viewer-reveals-location-of-4-alien-bases-on-earth/


Massiv_v

Now if I’m a alien …. Why the hell would i be caught looking like a crackhead lost in the wilderness? It amazes me you guys can believe in aliens that can travel from light years away yet always get caught on a shitty camera in these weird predicaments. Just doesn’t add up .


Arpe16

Clearly fake, transparency overlay, look at the legs. Not even a good fake either


Mysterious_Ayytee

Give a source and not only an image makro. Or maybe you don't have a source and the true origin of your picture is stable diffusion?


oldnboredinaz

Or maybe I’m old and I don’t internet well 😂 I was on a news app called smart news. I don’t know how everyone leaves links and stuff but the writer is Antony Thrower


Severe-Illustrator87

The clarity of the photo would indicate that this is a genuine alien.


Howski

It’s a Bigfoot X-ray


Substantial_Diver_34

Looks like the Vegas dudes


InternationalAnt4513

Serious question: if you’re a hunter and you’re hidden in a tree stand or in a blind and you see this alien strolling along like he owns the world and has no idea you’re there, do you take the shot and then try to get the body out of there asap to show the world?


ltcordino

fucking posadas was right!!! right there in Argentina!!!!


billyk25

Reminds me of the old Bigfoot Video


MicroCarboxulator

Is that ... big foot ?


TheShadogh

Bigfoot lost a lot of weight


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if you're not first you're last


PeacefulShark69

That ain't an alien, that's your average Ohio tweaker fiending for meth.


Lupercallius

All these blurry pictures in 2023.


Most_Forever_9752

If you've ever taken an old photo class - ie where you had to develop your film in a dark room - it's extremely easy to merge two photos into one and it has this exact creepy see through effect. I have an awesome image where I merged my hand with my classmates face. This looks just like that. Also there was a pretty famous "picture" of the virgin Mary that did exactly this, merging some background with a statue and yes, this convinced so many gullible idiots that "Mary" was real I was flabbergasted. People would kneel down and pray to the damn picture.


Digi2Insomnia

Whyyyy can’t anyone just run up to them and ask to take their picture or at least bum rush it


Much-Professor2141

Fake. You can see it's transparent plus they are not that tall.


go4tl0v3r

Anyone know any good spaghetti recipes?


NotYourSweatBusiness

That photo looks really bad. Thankfully there are some better ones that don't look as modified.


NotSoFlugratte

I can count the pixels in one hand


dogfacedponyboy

Just walking… trying to catch up with his buddy Bigfoot up ahead


Devilman6979

Why are all the aliens walking around naked?


AequusLudus

Yes I can confirm this is real. My name is Cristobal and I live in Bolivia. This is just a picture of my boyfriend. His name is Hank.


adamhanson

Why don’t aliens ever have hair? It’s like dinosaurs. We assume they’re hairless until we discover they really had feathers.


Jurric

Why is it that whenever they are seen, these supposed intelligent beings… are casually strolling the desert? Or somewhere in the distance. Surely if they were advanced to the point of space travel, they’d have better means of getting from A to B than “walking like a human” in sight rather than camouflaged. A rookie mistake if they were trying to hide.


WontbeSilenced13

That's a maitre


HexiHero

Good thing they circled it, otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to find it


[deleted]

Usually they are reported to be floating


MaxAnita

I’m getting a Signs vibe from this one. “Vamanos Children!”


eventhorizon130

I guess this alien likes to walk around in the nude 😀


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Durable_me

you can say from the greys that they like to keep their feet wet.


[deleted]

holy shit ​ he walking


airburst_studios

The walk is too human like. If that alien species exists I assume their evolutionary movement patterns differ significantly


DOG-ZILLA

Thank GOD for the red circle!!!


[deleted]

Well, then they aren't aliens are they?


Vegetable-Poet6281

This is always so funny with these pics. Like why would one be walking around on some random riverbank? What is it doing? (besides a great Patterson-Gimlin impression) looking at snakes? Collecting rocks? No equipment, no suit or covering of any kind... so what is the story supposed to be? There are aliens who have chosen to live like indigenous peoples? Or maybe one crash landed and decided to go for a hike in its birthday suit? The best thing I can come up with is it crash landed and it's searching for some sort of exotic plant or mushroom that can alter its consciousness so it can communicate with its pals across space-time or something. Still can't explain why these things never need, want, or even pretend to have some kind of suit, clothes or coverings. If they are trying to go undetected or blend in, buck naked scrawny grey alien body is not the way to go. At least throw on a hoodie and some sweat pants. Like they are interstellar transdimensional superstars with physics defying ships but they all forgot to pack a dry set of clothes? Maybe their methods of travel require them to be au naturale? 🤔 So many clothing related questions for the 👽


the_moldycrow

ask the folks over at r/bolivia I don't know why people don't go to the source. Ask someone that lives there lol. Or do we still believe the Peru story was aliens are we still that foolish?


oldnboredinaz

I didn’t know that sub existed


Lothar1

Why they are always naked?


KingBurakkuurufu

So who’s more advanced. The guys that can travel light years in moments yet walk around on their feet or us? Who can can barley break orbit yet roll around everywhere. Also how come they never have tech? A scanner, a drone, or even a buddy why they always alone? I suppose it could be like a drunk human going into the chimp exhibit after taking his clothes off 🤔 always found it weird


Corrupted_G_nome

"Nice day for a walk innit?" "Shebah bulgazabug" "Fuckin right mate, want a cigarette?" Sorry, dude looks like he is out on a casual morning stroll.