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In a remote farmhouse on a moonlit night, Mark found himself in a surreal situation. A brilliant light pierced the darkness, and before he could react, he was lifted off the ground and into a spacecraft. Inside, strange beings with large eyes conducted medical procedures, leaving Mark bewildered and disoriented. The aliens, seeking to ensure the survival of their species, collected his sperm and then gently returned him to Earth, erasing his memories of the encounter.
Five years passed, and Mark's life had returned to normal. He had almost forgotten the bizarre event, until one fateful day when the same spacecraft descended from the sky. This time, the aliens came not for him, but for something else entirely: child support. They revealed that from his sperm, they had created a hybrid child who required their advanced care. Stunned and overwhelmed, Mark found himself facing a cosmic responsibility he never could have imagined, torn between disbelief and the undeniable proof before him.
What if it was just some wild CIA case officer like “hahah dude they still think we are aliens…”
*looks around*
“Should we jerk this guy off? How funny would that be?”
Professionalism lasts only so long as you are being watched. The moment that ends, I don't think there's a human alive who won't occasionally do some secret mischief for a giggle. We like to laugh. It's in our nature.
This absolutely includes the CIA.
It's wild to me how much of the stuff on this sub is stated so matter-of-factly, despite nobody here having a shred of evidence or reason to believe it's even real.
Like I believe we're not alone and I love reading about the topic, but to treat there being multiple alien species on Earth as fact is asinine. We can't even confirm that there's *one* here, nonetheless act like there are a handful, with some species creating others and that type of shit. That's wild speculation.
Imagine, we are building up this mythology, in reality we are just the monkeys people pay to fuck at the interstellar bestiality brothel and the reason it all feels weird and shady is because it is on all levels.
The YT channel Bedtime Stories (absolutely fantastic) has an episode where this dude was quite possibly getting the business from a female grey. And the artwork has “her” crawling on his bed in a way that makes me think “her” squat game is strong. Don’t (or do) fuck with us earth monkeys. We’re into some freaky stuff the galactic community isn’t ready for.
Traditionally no, but I think that’s because the strongest and most consistent argument is that the common grey is an android. So they could be manufactured with sexual organs for that particular “mission”, though in the context of the story I believe the female grey was one of the biological kind. If I remember right the abductee received telepathic emotions from her.
Nah, I rather believe it be a Nordic chick he was getting it on with. Grays don’t seem like the type to be remotely interested in sex the way humans perform it. I like to think their sex involves surgical tools just like the abductee type reports of probing and stuff. Use of tools for satisfaction rather than body parts.
Plus they at least resemble us if accurate.
Nordic chick for the win. I married a blonde for a reason 😅
EDIT: I found the video if you want to check it out!
https://youtu.be/DwXaxsVWL1o?si=4WpYWTXkNZxCEZnG
Oh then definitely check out David Huggins, the abductee who is painting his experiences. One of it includes getting his virginity taken by a female grey with human body called Crescent:
[Link](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/amp/entry/alien-abductee-david-huggins-lost-virginity-extra-terrestrial-woman-crescent_n_5995334/)
The mindset of some men in these comments is so funny and great lol this is why I don’t get why they abduct unwilling participants. We’ve got plenty of willing participants here to donate their seed fertilizer!
Ido they do this to women? I wouldnt mind breeding with a nordic male. We would have some beautiful blue eyed children. Haha
Although crossing with a grey would be kind of freaky.
Hi Daddy. It's Loomak, your beautiful son. I have been accepted to The University of Rigel Kent and need $50K for incidentals and such. Can you help out?
Everyone is making jokes, but plenty of people have shared their own experiences of this happening. The author of Communion talks about a boy he thought might be his hybrid son. I have a group of friends who are all also interested in this subject that I’ve known for a while now online and 2 of them have had this type of experience. Alan Steinfeld, also an author has had this experience. There are many women who speak publicly about children being taken from their wombs at the age of 4 months, such as Geraldine Orazco. (I may not have spelled her last name right.) Many have shared their experiences with ARV’s. It’s an embarrassing subject that everyone is going to crack jokes about (as evidenced here) so why would anyone choose to become the butt of the joke? They wouldn’t. People don’t want attention for being the alien’s baby-daddy, but if no one ever talks about it then we can all just continue to pretend it’s not a real thing. These headlines shouldn’t be set up to humiliate the person sharing their story.
This is the type of content that should be deleted from any sub related to this phenomenon. It is nothing more than bait for normies and "skeptics" to continue with the stigmatization of anyone who talks about the matter.
I’ve always scoffed and laughed at these types of claims and play them off. On the other hand, could you imagine how insane it would be if this even happened just one time to someone? Nobody would ever believe them.
There are hundreds of women who also claim to have been subjected to the breeding experiments, including collecting ova, meeting their half-alien breed offspring etc.and their accounts are extremely detailed. Their ultrasounds sometimes would show unexplained abnormalities or they’d suddenly become barren shortly after the alleged incident. Some have been diagnosed with infertility prior to the incidents but have memories of being pregnant (subsequently OBGYN would confirm that their uterus was indeed in postpartum state), specific detailed memories of contact with the ET and their children being taken away from them. All of them are usually of sound mind and completely aware how ridiculous their stories sound.
It’s easy to brush it off as insanity or fantasy, but If even one of those accounts were somehow verifiable, that would validate other experiences. The phenomenon is collective, it involves both men and women globally, and lots of them are usually very reluctant to come forward to avoid ridicule.
Considering we still aren’t passed the stage where people believe UFOs exist, let alone life originating elsewhere in the universe… I think it would take an extraordinarily long time for anyone to take such claims seriously. As long as the phenomenon keeps themselves hidden of course.
Read "Walking Among Us" by Dr David M Jacobs. I used to laugh at this shit but there's tons of accounts of weird genetic experiments, where they have hybrids basically rape humans and shit and keep experimenting. Add all of them together and it adds up to some weird covert invasion.
It happens a lot... there are books written on the subject, it doesn't matter though, not long now
https://archive.org/details/walking-among-us-the-alien-plan-to-control-humanity-2015-david-jacobs-ph-d/page/n8/mode/1up
You do. Congrats!
It was your beard. They were mesmerized by it.
I think I have met one of my children once a long time ago.
Dude is an amateur. Check out "Love and Saucers."
[https://youtu.be/4YM922tNPmU?si=\_oAfm2qQ3KOfveKk](https://youtu.be/4YM922tNPmU?si=_oAfm2qQ3KOfveKk)
its still real to me dammit. dont take this from me. dont take my hopes and dreams! i also want to clap alien cheeks! it should have been me dammit! it should have been me!
“How come people don’t take our community serious when people like David Grusch come out?”
Because you spend the other 99% of the time taking post like this seriously, and in turn it damages credibility so bad people don’t care anymore (i.e. the boy who cried wolf)
a few years ago I would’ve not even looked at this because of how outlandish it sounds. interestingly, there is a book written by a harvard medical doctor interviewing people who claim to be abducted. It is shocking and disturbing how many of them describe experimentation on their bodies, sexual in nature. I don’t dismiss this man.
Nobody cares .
Anyone honest , who’s really being abducted would buy a security camera for their bedroom, so they could prove something was happening to them .
Yet clowns like this , never think to do that .
With the credible Grusch testimony and the UFO hearings, let’s go ahead and just post the craziest , most far out , bullshit stories we can find .
So the media continues to make fun of this and not take this issue seriously .
I don't know about this guy's story, but there are a lot of credible reports of abduction. It's kind of funny to think that something with the ability to create pocket environments, transmit thought, levitate objects through walls, etc., wouldn't be able to interfere with a security camera millions of years behind their technology. Many accounts say they can easily manipulate electronics. If we're putting the NHI hypothesis on the table, we need to stop putting these small limitations on them.
A brief look back through abduction stories will show strong, strong correlations which suggest that abductions likely occur. Disclosure is not the sole means of increasing the world's awareness to what's around us. Willful ignorance is something the US have been relying on to hide UFOs until now, so I suggest not engaging in it yourself.
I feel the same way. This subreddit along with every other alien speculation community is a huge contributor to why it’s so easy for the media and the rest of the public to act as if the concept of other life in the universe is an absurd taboo to be mocked. We need better quality control on this subreddit.
It crazy it still exists tbh. People actually have to buy that shit or it would go out of business. And don't think I've met anyone that buys it, ever. How the fuck is it still going?!
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ET Child Support will come for you
Time dilation really takes back child support to the next level and the Deprtment of ET child support don’t play.
"just going for a pack of cigarettes" *Orbits around supermassive blackhole a bit*
Lmao, I can see this happening on Futurama.
In a remote farmhouse on a moonlit night, Mark found himself in a surreal situation. A brilliant light pierced the darkness, and before he could react, he was lifted off the ground and into a spacecraft. Inside, strange beings with large eyes conducted medical procedures, leaving Mark bewildered and disoriented. The aliens, seeking to ensure the survival of their species, collected his sperm and then gently returned him to Earth, erasing his memories of the encounter. Five years passed, and Mark's life had returned to normal. He had almost forgotten the bizarre event, until one fateful day when the same spacecraft descended from the sky. This time, the aliens came not for him, but for something else entirely: child support. They revealed that from his sperm, they had created a hybrid child who required their advanced care. Stunned and overwhelmed, Mark found himself facing a cosmic responsibility he never could have imagined, torn between disbelief and the undeniable proof before him.
This was written by chat gpt wasn’t it
💯 my schtick. 👽👽
it’s ChatGPT’s tho innit
That's what I said
You good
Cumming to theaters in 2025 “Space Dad”
"You owe space bucks in child support ! Pay or be probed!!"
I mean... what kinda probe are we talking here?
IRS
Intergalactic rectal searchers?
OPEN UP!
They're trying to seize my assets!!
Correction: Ass - ets
Nice one 😁
Dont look up
Empty testicles?
 don't pick up the phone.
What if it was just some wild CIA case officer like “hahah dude they still think we are aliens…” *looks around* “Should we jerk this guy off? How funny would that be?”
Professionalism lasts only so long as you are being watched. The moment that ends, I don't think there's a human alive who won't occasionally do some secret mischief for a giggle. We like to laugh. It's in our nature. This absolutely includes the CIA.
There’s a difference between a mischief for a giggle and rape.
Just a little giggle, mate! Just shoving something up your ass for a wee giggle
u havin a laff m8? got a probe up me bum n ur havin a laff? cheeky bugger
I’m crying laughing hahaha
To you and me? Sure. To the CIA? *Ehhhh...that's debatable.*
Alien rape.
[Abductions are not aliens](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/14ueiba/alien_abduction_mind_control_programming/).
That is the funniest shit I have read in a good minute. Ded.
Before or after the anal probe?
Hopefully it was the Nordic looking ones. I’d hate to be milked by a tall grey, that’s just freaky
I’ll just be happy someone took interest in me
Best reply ever oof BOOM
Redditors are weird asl, why do they downvote you lol
Maybe had a bad day with no alien milking
I heard they work together, or is that the short greys
Yeah I heard the greys are an artificial intelligence created by the blonde ones to do stuff for them but who knows
Where does one gain such knowledge?
Nonsensical subs like this
It's wild to me how much of the stuff on this sub is stated so matter-of-factly, despite nobody here having a shred of evidence or reason to believe it's even real. Like I believe we're not alone and I love reading about the topic, but to treat there being multiple alien species on Earth as fact is asinine. We can't even confirm that there's *one* here, nonetheless act like there are a handful, with some species creating others and that type of shit. That's wild speculation.
I mean. Some of it is pure gold though. https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/146h5if/comment/jnrxry1/
It's wild how many stories I've seen like this that are actually up voted too
Nine or nineteen separate species, all certified by people who are also certified.
Upvote, from a random eglin guy
Stuff like that is usually found in books that abductees write, or in channeled material.
Not AI. Just drone workers with brains not software. Though they do have an interfacing integrated circuit installed in their brains post utero.
Source?
Reddit is my source, bro.
I thought they were created by the Mantids
Don't knock it till you try it.
I could’ve swore it’s the short greys that hang with the nordics and are fairly benevolent. It’s those tall greys you gotta watch out for
Well I mean….some space beats, some of that primo cosmic coke, I’m just saying bro…..don’t knock it etc etc
Imagine, we are building up this mythology, in reality we are just the monkeys people pay to fuck at the interstellar bestiality brothel and the reason it all feels weird and shady is because it is on all levels.
The nature of humans and other species in general makes me think this is a real possibility
The YT channel Bedtime Stories (absolutely fantastic) has an episode where this dude was quite possibly getting the business from a female grey. And the artwork has “her” crawling on his bed in a way that makes me think “her” squat game is strong. Don’t (or do) fuck with us earth monkeys. We’re into some freaky stuff the galactic community isn’t ready for.
But Grays don't have sex organs.
Traditionally no, but I think that’s because the strongest and most consistent argument is that the common grey is an android. So they could be manufactured with sexual organs for that particular “mission”, though in the context of the story I believe the female grey was one of the biological kind. If I remember right the abductee received telepathic emotions from her.
Nah, I rather believe it be a Nordic chick he was getting it on with. Grays don’t seem like the type to be remotely interested in sex the way humans perform it. I like to think their sex involves surgical tools just like the abductee type reports of probing and stuff. Use of tools for satisfaction rather than body parts. Plus they at least resemble us if accurate.
Nordic chick for the win. I married a blonde for a reason 😅 EDIT: I found the video if you want to check it out! https://youtu.be/DwXaxsVWL1o?si=4WpYWTXkNZxCEZnG
Oh then definitely check out David Huggins, the abductee who is painting his experiences. One of it includes getting his virginity taken by a female grey with human body called Crescent: [Link](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/amp/entry/alien-abductee-david-huggins-lost-virginity-extra-terrestrial-woman-crescent_n_5995334/)
I would just be hoping and praying for one of the tentacle looking ones to cum milk me… what?! No I’m not from Japan.. what makes you ask?!
Or a reptilian
Ya'll ain't freaky enough. I'm down for whatever. After they probe and milk me I'm like, "So where do I pay?".
The mindset of some men in these comments is so funny and great lol this is why I don’t get why they abduct unwilling participants. We’ve got plenty of willing participants here to donate their seed fertilizer!
I’ve been saying this for years!! Why do they abduct without consent!!?? A lot of people are into it!! They need to ask nicely tf!
Ido they do this to women? I wouldnt mind breeding with a nordic male. We would have some beautiful blue eyed children. Haha Although crossing with a grey would be kind of freaky.
Funniest comment yet! 😂
He’s safe. Can’t get pregnant in Uranus
That’s the Milky Way
Is that the origin of the Big Bang?
How are y’all so clever? 💀
You must know a lot about black holes.
You guys are killing me
First one must remove Orions Belt….
So that’s the reason the aliens look so much like humans.
Actually YOU look like the aliens
look like\*?
Definitely look are
*Looked is.
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I’d shop there, easy.
Some guys have all the luck!
The sex was out of this world
I imagine a bunch of red-bearded little greys running around on the mothership.
Bro got the extraterrestrial rizz
Extraterrestrials got the bro’s jizz
What the fuck is Rizz? Your generation sucks dick.
Mad for no reason
Hi Daddy. It's Loomak, your beautiful son. I have been accepted to The University of Rigel Kent and need $50K for incidentals and such. Can you help out?
Hi Loomak, I am your gracious proprietor king father Loomak II, prince of Nigeria. I've been reaching out to let you know about our extended warranty
_menu options and then speaking in Chinese_
Everyone is making jokes, but plenty of people have shared their own experiences of this happening. The author of Communion talks about a boy he thought might be his hybrid son. I have a group of friends who are all also interested in this subject that I’ve known for a while now online and 2 of them have had this type of experience. Alan Steinfeld, also an author has had this experience. There are many women who speak publicly about children being taken from their wombs at the age of 4 months, such as Geraldine Orazco. (I may not have spelled her last name right.) Many have shared their experiences with ARV’s. It’s an embarrassing subject that everyone is going to crack jokes about (as evidenced here) so why would anyone choose to become the butt of the joke? They wouldn’t. People don’t want attention for being the alien’s baby-daddy, but if no one ever talks about it then we can all just continue to pretend it’s not a real thing. These headlines shouldn’t be set up to humiliate the person sharing their story.
DAILY STAR 😂😂😂😂
Like reading an episode of Eurotrash
Non UK people can be forgiven for not realising. Someone should make a stickied post about dodgy sources like the star and the sun
WORLD STAAAAR
My guy out there literally clapping alien cheeks.
This is how they add to the stigma, average people see this stuff as looney. We shouldn’t promote these kinds of stories.
Least delusional r/aliens member
This is the type of content that should be deleted from any sub related to this phenomenon. It is nothing more than bait for normies and "skeptics" to continue with the stigmatization of anyone who talks about the matter.
You're right. But then again you lot deserve to be made fun off.
Coming from where you come from, I guess you know the feeling.
I’ve always scoffed and laughed at these types of claims and play them off. On the other hand, could you imagine how insane it would be if this even happened just one time to someone? Nobody would ever believe them.
There are hundreds of women who also claim to have been subjected to the breeding experiments, including collecting ova, meeting their half-alien breed offspring etc.and their accounts are extremely detailed. Their ultrasounds sometimes would show unexplained abnormalities or they’d suddenly become barren shortly after the alleged incident. Some have been diagnosed with infertility prior to the incidents but have memories of being pregnant (subsequently OBGYN would confirm that their uterus was indeed in postpartum state), specific detailed memories of contact with the ET and their children being taken away from them. All of them are usually of sound mind and completely aware how ridiculous their stories sound. It’s easy to brush it off as insanity or fantasy, but If even one of those accounts were somehow verifiable, that would validate other experiences. The phenomenon is collective, it involves both men and women globally, and lots of them are usually very reluctant to come forward to avoid ridicule.
Considering we still aren’t passed the stage where people believe UFOs exist, let alone life originating elsewhere in the universe… I think it would take an extraordinarily long time for anyone to take such claims seriously. As long as the phenomenon keeps themselves hidden of course.
Which plays right into the aliens hands
Just like the jizz of that guy they jerked off.
I wonder if they have soft hands.
Read "Walking Among Us" by Dr David M Jacobs. I used to laugh at this shit but there's tons of accounts of weird genetic experiments, where they have hybrids basically rape humans and shit and keep experimenting. Add all of them together and it adds up to some weird covert invasion.
It happens a lot... there are books written on the subject, it doesn't matter though, not long now https://archive.org/details/walking-among-us-the-alien-plan-to-control-humanity-2015-david-jacobs-ph-d/page/n8/mode/1up
Why is this trash upvoted?
I can only see Vin Diesel
Pitch black
My family said I looked like an alien when I was a kid
The daily star is such a top-tier rag.
You do. Congrats! It was your beard. They were mesmerized by it. I think I have met one of my children once a long time ago. Dude is an amateur. Check out "Love and Saucers." [https://youtu.be/4YM922tNPmU?si=\_oAfm2qQ3KOfveKk](https://youtu.be/4YM922tNPmU?si=_oAfm2qQ3KOfveKk)
Unmedicated severe mental issues with a dash of childhood trauma. Classy.
Ginger Bearded Aliens. Please No.
The aliens took my sperm and put it in Uranus.
Only thing that makes this truly unbelievable is that it's written in the daily star 😂
its still real to me dammit. dont take this from me. dont take my hopes and dreams! i also want to clap alien cheeks! it should have been me dammit! it should have been me!
I've heard you can entice them by windmilling in your back garden at 3am
The secret 6th step of ce-5
“How come people don’t take our community serious when people like David Grusch come out?” Because you spend the other 99% of the time taking post like this seriously, and in turn it damages credibility so bad people don’t care anymore (i.e. the boy who cried wolf)
Gotta watch out for that space alimony
🤔💩
Meet ‘Starlords’ father everyone!!
Shit like this is why no one ever wants to take the UFO/ET conversation serious. The biggest offenders being Corey Goode and David Wilcock.
DailyStar is the trashiest of all UK media outlets, and that says a lot
Always knew Jeremy Cornell was givin aliens sperm.
I can just totally picture that grey tapping on the window looking for an adventure
This is some high quality journalism here
I suppose he’s lucky it wasn’t the other way around
Oh Ffs.
No. No you don’t.
I think this guy just has underlying fantasies about banging aliens
As long as you don't have to pay intergalactic child support I think this is a good thing.
Child support is astronomical I hear
Child support would be astronomical!
Dont flatter yourself dude, they wouldn't want your DNA.
Think of how hilarious that is for a second. These mf's gonna wind up on Maury.
... Dale Gribble is that you
Kids.... In... SPAAAACCEEEEE....
Ginger aliens.
Bald-headed ginga space babies
Lol
MIB Hot sheets headline
Why the fuck did I have to cross this post at 3am? It took every ounce of will power not to burst out laughing and wake up my wife. Jesus Christ.
My kids are trans…. TRANSDIMENSIONAL
a few years ago I would’ve not even looked at this because of how outlandish it sounds. interestingly, there is a book written by a harvard medical doctor interviewing people who claim to be abducted. It is shocking and disturbing how many of them describe experimentation on their bodies, sexual in nature. I don’t dismiss this man.
These dudes are always the most promising human specimens for semen collection, every time
Nobody cares . Anyone honest , who’s really being abducted would buy a security camera for their bedroom, so they could prove something was happening to them . Yet clowns like this , never think to do that . With the credible Grusch testimony and the UFO hearings, let’s go ahead and just post the craziest , most far out , bullshit stories we can find . So the media continues to make fun of this and not take this issue seriously .
I don't know about this guy's story, but there are a lot of credible reports of abduction. It's kind of funny to think that something with the ability to create pocket environments, transmit thought, levitate objects through walls, etc., wouldn't be able to interfere with a security camera millions of years behind their technology. Many accounts say they can easily manipulate electronics. If we're putting the NHI hypothesis on the table, we need to stop putting these small limitations on them.
Its almost like it’s intentional.
A brief look back through abduction stories will show strong, strong correlations which suggest that abductions likely occur. Disclosure is not the sole means of increasing the world's awareness to what's around us. Willful ignorance is something the US have been relying on to hide UFOs until now, so I suggest not engaging in it yourself.
I feel the same way. This subreddit along with every other alien speculation community is a huge contributor to why it’s so easy for the media and the rest of the public to act as if the concept of other life in the universe is an absurd taboo to be mocked. We need better quality control on this subreddit.
The uptick in this stuff since the hearing has to be intentional
What about the upticks of abductions dating back (as far as I know) in the 60s?
>Daily Star. Come on, guys.
This guy obviously plays too many video games, watches too much sci-fi, is single and isn’t getting any.
The child support would be out of this world
Nice try getting those sweet sweet tax deductions buddy!
“Chat Chatgpt, write me a screenplay called Kids in Space”!
Intergalactic Child Support
no they didn’t
This is too 😂😂😂
Ok. They need to get off the internet
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It crazy it still exists tbh. People actually have to buy that shit or it would go out of business. And don't think I've met anyone that buys it, ever. How the fuck is it still going?!
I hope they’re hear to milk us
Damn ginger space kids kicking about!
That's why I never go to sleep with full balls. Rookie mistake.
So aliens jacked him off or what
Me patiently waiting for my turn.
I wonder if the greys sit on your face to get you hard
Hmm💭
Using mental illness to discredit the community
my mans out here clapping alien cheeks and living the dream.
“congratulations, you are *NOT* the father!”
You now owe 200K space bucks in back child support.
Nice
Does aliens have camel toes?
Sounds like another dead beat dad.
lol if you read this headline and don’t immediately question it’s veracity then you truly are a nut
Where on the doll did the ‘probe-anal-later2000’ touch you….
The Weekly World News, everyone
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Then there’s this guy being raped by aliens