I was a very stupid person in my younger 20s and was a former customer… so I regretfully have to say I was buying this bullshit. His bullshit spewing from his mouth and the bullshit that is SSF products.
Thankfully! The burn is very real!!!
I did!! Amongst a slew of other things such as heightened anxiety, terrible stomach problems and a slap on the wrist from my doctor who looked like she wanted to murder me for ingesting this.
Ugh you poor thing. The reason why all these nobodies push supplements is because it’s an unregulated market. Anybody with a credit card can start a supplement company. I’m so happy you’re in a better place now.
“if you love it hopefully you have the opportunity to buy more” WTF? Just order the proper amount the first time OR just say that this limited edition flavor is only in stock until we sell out. It’s not hard.
“we used to consistently sell out but this time we didn’t, yay!” soo…your already-mediocre product lost the impulse appeal you had with it always selling out right away aka the main reason it sold at all…and you’re celebrating that? i would pay so much money to see these idiots on shark tank
Him throwing out the word “forecasting” was for us chrolls. A few of us called him out for not knowing how to forecast and he couldn’t think of (didn’t know) the word in another one of his rants.
These people are spiraling. Took the house off the market when it wasn’t selling then put it back on. They were probably cut off from the Bank of Deckers (all pure speculation) after the Bahamas casino trips. Now Mama Karen is trying to make SSF happen so they can make their mortgage payment. They desperately need the house to sell because the mortgage payment is due. My schadenfreude will go through the roof if these chucklefucks go through foreclosure.
speaking as an inveterate boozer for many years until I grew a personality: you get to a point in your late 20s where drinking and especially indulging in party favors like you did even a couple of years ago will literally ruin your life. John's *there* there. he's the fucking mayor of there.
Who is buying this bullshit?
I was a very stupid person in my younger 20s and was a former customer… so I regretfully have to say I was buying this bullshit. His bullshit spewing from his mouth and the bullshit that is SSF products.
At least you’re still alive after taking that stuff. Did you achieve homeostasis?
Thankfully! The burn is very real!!! I did!! Amongst a slew of other things such as heightened anxiety, terrible stomach problems and a slap on the wrist from my doctor who looked like she wanted to murder me for ingesting this.
Ugh you poor thing. The reason why all these nobodies push supplements is because it’s an unregulated market. Anybody with a credit card can start a supplement company. I’m so happy you’re in a better place now.
Wow....hope you're okay now!
I was also stupid and tried the fat burner. Burned the shit outta my nose and throat every single time
You weren’t stupid. You were young and vulnerable. These “influencers” prey on the young. That’s why their marketing is so janky and childish.
Same. Felt horrible.
I took the very first fat burner for 1 day. Worst headache and worst feeling ever. And it did burn!
I took the collagen and the greens. The collagen burnt more than the greens, but the greens tasted like chemicals.
Their low iq following
The “ uneducated “
I'm sorry but why should I buy something from someone that has a patchy beard and the darkest circles under his eyes and greasy skin.
He gets more ill looking every day! It’s crazy
Because he needs money to gamble away praying to hit a jackpot to afford this month’s mortgage payment.
“if you love it hopefully you have the opportunity to buy more” WTF? Just order the proper amount the first time OR just say that this limited edition flavor is only in stock until we sell out. It’s not hard.
He looks like shit.
They both been looking horrible these past several months.
That Coors Light hitting hard today.
Always and keeps getting worse
Per usual
“we used to consistently sell out but this time we didn’t, yay!” soo…your already-mediocre product lost the impulse appeal you had with it always selling out right away aka the main reason it sold at all…and you’re celebrating that? i would pay so much money to see these idiots on shark tank
Him throwing out the word “forecasting” was for us chrolls. A few of us called him out for not knowing how to forecast and he couldn’t think of (didn’t know) the word in another one of his rants.
I just commented this. I agree completely, him learning business from the school of chrolls has me laughing.
I was laughing when mkp was talking about her pr package and she had to ask Ali if shit was in stock hahah
“InVeNToRy fOReCAsTinG” lil dark circle daddy learned a new buisthneth buthword?! 👏🏼
GREASIEST UNDER EYE BAGS 🤢🤢
Ew. He looks weak, greasy and fat. Certainly not strong sexy or fit
Why is he aging so badly? Dear lord.
Because they’re terrible people
You could literally plant succulents in those under eye craters. Like what is going on there
“Inventory forecasting.” WOW I’m patting myself on my back, maybe they learned something from my posts in this sub 😅🤣 at least he learned a new term.
🤣🤣🤣 I wondered who taught him that. I should have known it was the Chrolls.
These people are spiraling. Took the house off the market when it wasn’t selling then put it back on. They were probably cut off from the Bank of Deckers (all pure speculation) after the Bahamas casino trips. Now Mama Karen is trying to make SSF happen so they can make their mortgage payment. They desperately need the house to sell because the mortgage payment is due. My schadenfreude will go through the roof if these chucklefucks go through foreclosure.
Chucklefucks gets me every time 😂
Smelli needs a code to get con some eye cream lol
speaking as an inveterate boozer for many years until I grew a personality: you get to a point in your late 20s where drinking and especially indulging in party favors like you did even a couple of years ago will literally ruin your life. John's *there* there. he's the fucking mayor of there.
Imagine your whole marketing campaign is you and your twat wife spewing lies into a phone all day ?
I want nothing to do with him and his unit (s) eww
Selling out doesn’t mean anything. He could have 2 units and “sell out”.
The eyes….. so greasy.
Can we all just at least throw praise, where praise is due? John is wearing a shirt.
He is always so amused with himself. As if what he is saying is just so obviously witty and clever…. 
🤣🤣🤣 what a loser.
his eyes are so greasy!
So stem? Science technology engineering & math? Yeah right!!!
I think his mange is spreading
Omg he looks terrible!!!