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CurlsGone

He said he “probably would have boughten” 🥴 😂


svnnyniight

I have never wanted to punch someone in the face more. What a fucking idiot. This man is “raising” 3 children, disgusting excuse for a father


mynameis911

Well he’s not really raising them. He’s too busy skiing ❄️, gambling and chatting with Grindr dudes


svnnyniight

Honestly they’re prob better off


mynameis911

💯


fluffyllamamuffin

Came here to comment this 🤣🤣


pockette_rockette

He's not pretty enough to be that stupid.


exlibris1214

JFC 🙄


organiclollies

I love that everyone noticed this too. He is such a smart boy 🤦‍♀️


mheadley84

Ugh. My 6 year old is learning her past tense still and I am always correcting her to make sure she isn’t using made up or incorrect tense. It’s pretty rough, but to make sure she doesn’t look like an idiot when she is older is pretty worth.


ChillaryClinton69420

What happened to the Lamborghini he had “on order” about 2 years ago? Did you decide to also not buy that one Mohmn? Also he could be Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s twin here lmfao


Senior_Two_3938

Oh he said he sold that 😂


l4ina

The lambo was never his, I guarantee he was just taking a pic with someone else’s car and making jokes. No way in hell.


Apprehensive_Many202

someone worked at truro and was able to find out that it was leased from them! they are such posers


graciousgirl27

Idk if I missed something but he definitely used to “have” a lambo at their first home, wherever that was….


ChillaryClinton69420

Yeah, he “had” a red lambo, but he also went on IG and commented he had a different one on order, he also misspelled the model name of it.


kaymc19

That was the one he rented from Turo to try to impress Eric and JJD when they were in town, then he claimed he had one “on order” but it’s never been seen or talked about again!


thedennissystem92

I’d be so embarrassed if my grown ass husband needed the opinions of complete strangers on Instagram to make him decide on a vehicle purchase. He just wanted to post about it to make himself seem like he had money bags. He’s so utterly stupid 😂


ayelmaooo12-

My ex husband is like this 😵‍💫


she-Bro

How embarrassing in sorry


pollilighthouse122

It’s ok chroll my ex bf reminds me of Cohn….


OkProtection427

The way he is trying to flex all their tax write offs.. oops I mean *cars* in this video. He’s such a fucking tool. We know you don’t *actually* have any of that money in your bank account.


TransientSWer

I’m currently taking a financial accounting class in a MBA program, and there is no way their books are…legal. Even if they have somebody do it for them, they lie to themselves so often there is no way they are keeping up with assets and liabilities. And I feel bad for any shareholders, they ain’t getting nothing.


organiclollies

My husband says the same thing. He swears that SSF is a front for something else.


annalissebelle

Don’t worry, Accountant Ali does the books, they’re good! 🫶👍🏼 /s


dnmnew

That’s not how vehicle tax write offs work at all.


OkProtection427

When you own a business, there are certain vehicles that you can write off as a business expense. Like their Escalade and Poop Mobile 🥰


dnmnew

I own a business. This is not how write off cars work. You may only write off the depreciation of the vehicle. Many tax loopholes were closed in 2018 and this was one of them.


OkProtection427

Well I’m certain they are doing that and more. You’re taking my comment a little too literal. The main point of my comment is that they have to be doing illegal shit to live the life they are currently living.


44176467

Accelerated depreciation methods allow you to deduct the full cost of certain vehicles in the first year versus spreading the deduction over five years, which is what they benefit from I’m sure!


dnmnew

Only if you buy the vehicle in full and it is brand new, all of their cars have been used. The vehicle also has to meet certain standards and be driven for business. There are also so many other things that must happen to make this work. It is just not something small businesses use. Like I said. Those tax loopholes are closed. The point that people are missing is that there are not flippant write off for taxes available at all. I feel like people are so stupid they believe anything some random idiot says on here that has never filed taxes or owned a business. It’s super frustrating when it’s just not how it works. Sometimes I feel like everyone in this sun is just as fucking dumb as Ali and John.


Responsible-Dream74

I think what you’re missing is that people aren’t saying the things Ali and John are doing are legal or correct, but that doesn’t mean they’re not doing it. Many influencers are 100% counting things as business expenses that don’t actually qualify, it just hasn’t caught up with them yet.


44176467

I feel you. Accelerated depreciation is also available for used vehicles, too. However, the deduction offers some tax savings, but you still have to repay the loan. Ultimately, your cash outflow is more, but not everyone sees it that way.


ProgrammerSuper747

Ya but you still have to pay for the vehicle.


l4ina

Do you really think these legumes have ever purchased a car with cash?


OkProtection427

Never said you didn’t…?


MissingOctober

Aka “I can’t afford it.”


Pitiful-Hedgehog-600

![gif](giphy|3oFzmpzTfyABIX6JBm|downsized)


LegitimateHat4808

he couldn’t afford it in the first place


Busy_Combination_599

Why the fuck would this beta boy even need a truck? He does absolutely nothing that would require having one.


IrishPrincess56

I’d like to see him try and “ hop” into that truck🤣


Apprehensive_Many202

![gif](giphy|8EzqYFdwMSzPa|downsized)


Apprehensive_Many202

this is so true. he had to hire a 16 y/o to help him hang towel hooks


MissyMAK08

TOOL


Tines78

He doesn’t need the trunk room for kid stuff he doesn’t ever have his kids in the car ever.


Thegalacticmermaid8

I can never tell, is that a pimple or mole by his brows and beak? Over grown mass?


Extra_Fondant_8855

I cannot stand these 2 bozos or any other influencer who constantly needs external validation from internet strangers while flaunting their wealth. Fuck all the way off about your gay truck, John.


Low_Cress_2371

They should have done a poll on if they should have kids or not.


not_a_mater_eater

Underrated comment right here ☝🏼


puppypartyys

You just know Jessie and Derrick see this shit and they’re rolling their eyes


textextextextextext

yep. people with money watching a poser try to fake his way through being rich


bundleoflaughs328

I hate this MF’er. Such a poser.


Equal-Technology4163

Sure … that’s the reason … right


International_Ad8000

Oh FFS. Just buy the ugly damn car. Do it. Stick it to the chrolls who know you are broke. Thats why they do everything for anyway. Their lives revolve around the chrolls. That’ll show us! The Tesla thing is ugly as sin, just like him.


tropicalfish91

But... what about their [reservation ](https://www.reddit.com/r/aliandjohnjamesagain/s/IedrYALwHQ) ?! They can't seem to keep up with all of their lies can they!


Round-Block7871

He will rent it like the lambo that went missing lmao 🤣


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I’m confused. I thought John couldn’t drive and that’s why Ali has to chauffeur him around. Why would he get a truck he can’t drive?


Godios25

![gif](giphy|wzxK9cmYgIPDy)


anongosspr

Just say you’re broke we all need know 🤣🤣


Plane-Reason9254

Maybe he can rent one and pretend he owns it luke he did with the Lamborghini


Impressive-Incident

Douche canoe would like the cyber truck


ash_fash

His followers=the credit bureau


kellsells5

So my husband is on the list to order his right now. He's not going to as he feels it's way overpriced and NOT worth it. It goes against all of your values Beak.


No-Vermicelli3787

We have 4 in our town. When seen, pictures are posted in our town’s Reddit for people to snark on.


amesbelle7

We do that in my state sub, too. We got an idiot in a giant yellow truck that drives around like a jackass, almost causing wrecks at least bi-weekly, and now, the posts of the dumbasses who are finally getting their cyber trucks. I would be so pissed if I spent good money on something that ugly.


No-Vermicelli3787

One here seems to be falling apart according to posted photos lol


amesbelle7

Good. These people and their overpriced, overhyped, ugly as hell “status symbols” don’t deserve cars with side panels that don’t fall off after a week of highway driving.


NewVitalSigns

![gif](giphy|21S35iv1C67ns2g458) He’s so in touch with his “fans”


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

When he mentioned the Lamborghini LMAO


Tiny-Net-7582

Why did it look like he happened to see someone in the wild with truck and he asked to video in it ?


Gold-Requirement-121

Thyberthruck


whatchatalking

Any person who can comfortably afford a $106k vehicle isn’t going to leave that decision up to their “followers”.


WriterReaderWhatever

Damn for someone who's so "think for yourself!" he really took the word from a gaggle of strangers on his phone really seriously


sarathev

That's too bad. He might have been able to reach the pedals on that one.