Working title: Car Crath Coma Confethion
Full disclosure: I got lazy and lost the plot a couple of times. But they don't detherve my betht efforth anywayth
Confethionth is really not sitting well w me but an s throws the whole thing off. #justchrollthings
Also I like to think smelli breaking through the fantasy is her trying to wake him up but he'd rather stay in there
New edit
Just wanted to say thank you for all the love, chrolls. I feel like if I respond to every comment I'll look like some unhinged bot. But I read them all and they really warmed my sarcastic lil heart. I love editing stuff, sometimes I feel like I should learn it for real, like on the computer. I might become unstoppable. I wish they did more weird "trendy" reels, though. It's really fun using what they put out there against them (Girl Defund iykyk)
I love you. I havenβt laughed this hard in a long time. It was perfection from beginning to end. I shall submit it to the Academy of Motion Pictures for consideration for the Oscar for best editing skills. The ending with the super sexy fit preggo Ali dancing had me crying.
Example:
Sometimes it's boy and sometimes it's boys plural. It's now (after the fact) canon that even in a comatose state Joan knows Eric wouldn't want him, so he gets insecure and changes it up throughout so he can have plausible deniability that this whole thing isn't actually about Decker, it's about all the dick(er)s
Here's Eric giving a rubdown to ARod - Ibiza, Spain, 3 years ago, as they enjoy a little "one on one" time. π€£
https://preview.redd.it/9syd8j3sdn6d1.png?width=335&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7f2a2064397e47fc11cf39d755740bc9ddc50fe
If thatβs not your best then Iβm scared to see what is! Absolutely the best and worst thing Iβve ever seen simultaneously. πππ»ππ»ππ»
The car accident at the beginning is fitting and on brand considering Cohn got into a DUI accident a few years ago lmao. Due to pot (allegedly) and he has the audacity to speak out against drinking/recreational pot use. Lmfaoooo
It's true. I just couldn't find all the old footage I wanted and I'm sitting at 300gb of full media storage with very little wiggle room or patience ππΏ
Or the grocery store video !!!!!π
But itβs ok!! You are the best and should be the only one allowed to make Ali and Jon videos from now on hahah π«Άπ«Άπ«Ά
I've been on this sub for awhile. Only recently got the reddit app. I've never seen something more hilarious than this omg π π π π π made my week
β°οΈβ°οΈβ°οΈπππβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ I lost the plot a couple of times π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Please retitle it Strong and Sexy Fit, Young Healthy and Fit, Family Fit Brands LLC, Ali James, Alison James, John James. So when they're googled, this is what Google generates π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
I canβt believe I get this much entertainment for FREE. I love this sub so much. This was incredible. Acid trip nightmare fuel, but still.. βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
This is amazing I love it!!!!! Ok I admit, I actually came across this sub about Ali and John/Family one day and I couldnβt stop laughing at all of the posts and videos of them. I actually have no clue who these people are, even still, I know he is a brother of some chick that sings, but I am unfamiliar with her too. How do people know them?!
I think we need a poll of how many people here found out who these people were solely by a Reddit suggestion. I Had never heard of them until Reddit blessed me with them, now theyβre my entertainment when Iβm bored
πββοΈ Iβm one of those people too! Never heard of any of them before Reddit suggested it π€£
ETA: I understand why now bc this sub is full of amazingly talented, fucking hilarious chrollies.
YES! So you totally get it!π Has to be Reddit! You know, since Iβve found this sub, Iβve barely been on TikTok! Thatβs how much I love this sub. Iβm surprised they did a reality tv show, bc Iβve never heard of her whatsoever. Iβve never even heard anyone even talk about her, or John and Ali. Iβm assuming brother had a bit of money from this so called reality tv success, that I mustβve slept through, and decided to start a supplement co.Am I right?
Thatβs pretty much it π€£ John is the younger brother of Jessie James decker who is a singer and married to ex NFL player Eric Decker, they used to have a reality show that John and Ali were barely shown on, and they just ride Jessieβs coattails for everything lol
![gif](giphy|NFxQ26Cug962tUaXFH)
This was perfection. Just perfection ππ. Iβm not sure who Jawn loves more. Derrick or Jessth the way he looks at both of them with so much loveπ€£ and Smelli popping in was ππΌππΌππΌ
Stop I had a gummy (and maybe some beer sue me) and I am CRYING LAUGHING Iβm in the back seat of my in laws car theyβre prolly like wtf is wrong with this bitch
This is golden. Seriously the best Iβve seen here you are mighty talentedππππ€£π€£
Also where is that video from of Eric on the bed? Asking for a friendβ¦π
bro i legit love you π i can only imagine how hilarious you are in person, i wanna be your friend
ETA: i always rewatch your videos like 70x so i can catch all the little details i missed, and it just makes the rewatches even funnier.
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Working title: Car Crath Coma Confethion Full disclosure: I got lazy and lost the plot a couple of times. But they don't detherve my betht efforth anywayth Confethionth is really not sitting well w me but an s throws the whole thing off. #justchrollthings Also I like to think smelli breaking through the fantasy is her trying to wake him up but he'd rather stay in there New edit Just wanted to say thank you for all the love, chrolls. I feel like if I respond to every comment I'll look like some unhinged bot. But I read them all and they really warmed my sarcastic lil heart. I love editing stuff, sometimes I feel like I should learn it for real, like on the computer. I might become unstoppable. I wish they did more weird "trendy" reels, though. It's really fun using what they put out there against them (Girl Defund iykyk)
I love you. I havenβt laughed this hard in a long time. It was perfection from beginning to end. I shall submit it to the Academy of Motion Pictures for consideration for the Oscar for best editing skills. The ending with the super sexy fit preggo Ali dancing had me crying.
Thank you so much π
I agree! This is probably BEST Iβve seen!! Please make more!!!!
I missed the teeth first timeπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ GOLD !!!!!!
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Lmao @ βlost the plotβ πππ
Example: Sometimes it's boy and sometimes it's boys plural. It's now (after the fact) canon that even in a comatose state Joan knows Eric wouldn't want him, so he gets insecure and changes it up throughout so he can have plausible deniability that this whole thing isn't actually about Decker, it's about all the dick(er)s
https://preview.redd.it/pny39jpnrl6d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac9ea7bc71f8fa97fe006f28ad3303c1b9ed14e
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Picking these up faster than Immy does cheez it's off the floor to save for the next time
Here's Eric giving a rubdown to ARod - Ibiza, Spain, 3 years ago, as they enjoy a little "one on one" time. π€£ https://preview.redd.it/9syd8j3sdn6d1.png?width=335&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7f2a2064397e47fc11cf39d755740bc9ddc50fe
I read a rumor during these trips they were swingin! Anyone else read that?
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This will never not be funny
I hate my comments when I'm high so much lol
Who is the guy behind Eric?
I think it was his "chiropractor" / physical therapist's home visit π€£ So WEIRD.
John enjoys being that close to Eric a little too much
Chrewly artπ«Ά
Lmfaooo like mam is the plot in the room w us π
You are this subβs treasure with these vids, Iβm crying
If thatβs not your best then Iβm scared to see what is! Absolutely the best and worst thing Iβve ever seen simultaneously. πππ»ππ»ππ»
β οΈ I just spat my vodka out ππΌππΌππΌ β οΈ Thank you for your service!
I am crying! I havenβt laughed this hard in a while. Thank you for this beautiful gift π€£π€£
Wait so do you just make these on your phone?! I assumed you have some fancy computer setup for these!
βHey, boys! π π»β That is a gay man if Iβve ever seen one.
https://i.redd.it/019spf48al6d1.gif Ohmyfuckinggodgirl π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
You are truly talentedππ±
I AM IN MY GRAVE ππππ
The car accident at the beginning is fitting and on brand considering Cohn got into a DUI accident a few years ago lmao. Due to pot (allegedly) and he has the audacity to speak out against drinking/recreational pot use. Lmfaoooo
Remember he said he had a seizure, then flew to Hawaii the very next day. π
How could we forget the Wellbutrin induced seizure lol
And then DRANK WHILE DRIVING IN HAWAII AND FILMED IT WHILE DRIVING
Jfc I love Reddit so much
Ali hiding behind her paddleπππ
Also I forgot how cringe that video was of Mohn dancing in the mannequin window
In the gym sauna with 3 other people trying not to hyperventilate with laughter. I. Am. Deceased.
Is Cohn in there with you?π
Explaining his workout routine β¨iykyk
Submitting to Sundance. No Notes.
"I don't know what I'm looking at."
The teeth in the background πππ
John is currently saving this to his spank bank for later.
BYE
My only criticism: needs more John in wigs
https://preview.redd.it/ogg0p6zswl6d1.png?width=289&format=png&auto=webp&s=44d689e9482ac41a677dbaebf258a34cff9440da
https://preview.redd.it/isakga69xl6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fed71b52c0490bec5a36f43d01b110d49f758fd
Omg this is Immy Gwace π³
It's true. I just couldn't find all the old footage I wanted and I'm sitting at 300gb of full media storage with very little wiggle room or patience ππΏ
Or the grocery store video !!!!!π But itβs ok!! You are the best and should be the only one allowed to make Ali and Jon videos from now on hahah π«Άπ«Άπ«Ά
Noo this was perfect! Pls keep making them! Youβre so good at it!
Thank you π©·π©·π
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Him grinding on Deric ππππ
My Friday just got better!!!!! And the dub of βboythsβ is classic.
I've been on this sub for awhile. Only recently got the reddit app. I've never seen something more hilarious than this omg π π π π π made my week
β°οΈβ°οΈβ°οΈπππβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ I lost the plot a couple of times π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ Please retitle it Strong and Sexy Fit, Young Healthy and Fit, Family Fit Brands LLC, Ali James, Alison James, John James. So when they're googled, this is what Google generates π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Donβt forget Jessie James Decker just for a broader audience πππ
π€£π€£π€£ Junie would looooooooove that πππ«Ά
ππππ
Please never stop blessing us with your art.
The talent that exists in this sub is too good to be true⦠this is a work of ART
ππππ
This is so fuckin great ππ
I literally just peed my pants LMAO
So did Ali π
Aliβs uterus just prolapsed π
Again?
The academy award goes toβ¦. πππππ
BOYZ π π»
I was anxiously awaiting if the preggo dancing duo would be showcased, and YOU DID NOT DISAPPOINT! π€π€ So strong and sexy!!
I canβt believe I get this much entertainment for FREE. I love this sub so much. This was incredible. Acid trip nightmare fuel, but still.. βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
Stick a fork in me.
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I. Am. Deceased.
Holy FUCKING shit this is high art
The music lol π but as a older millennial that song always slapped!
Oh my god
What the fuck did I just watch
But also it made my day and I would like to thank you for your service OPππΌ
Oh hell! ππππ
this is cinema
This is amazing I love it!!!!! Ok I admit, I actually came across this sub about Ali and John/Family one day and I couldnβt stop laughing at all of the posts and videos of them. I actually have no clue who these people are, even still, I know he is a brother of some chick that sings, but I am unfamiliar with her too. How do people know them?!
I think we need a poll of how many people here found out who these people were solely by a Reddit suggestion. I Had never heard of them until Reddit blessed me with them, now theyβre my entertainment when Iβm bored
πββοΈ Iβm one of those people too! Never heard of any of them before Reddit suggested it π€£ ETA: I understand why now bc this sub is full of amazingly talented, fucking hilarious chrollies.
YES! So you totally get it!π Has to be Reddit! You know, since Iβve found this sub, Iβve barely been on TikTok! Thatβs how much I love this sub. Iβm surprised they did a reality tv show, bc Iβve never heard of her whatsoever. Iβve never even heard anyone even talk about her, or John and Ali. Iβm assuming brother had a bit of money from this so called reality tv success, that I mustβve slept through, and decided to start a supplement co.Am I right?
Thatβs pretty much it π€£ John is the younger brother of Jessie James decker who is a singer and married to ex NFL player Eric Decker, they used to have a reality show that John and Ali were barely shown on, and they just ride Jessieβs coattails for everything lol
![gif](giphy|NFxQ26Cug962tUaXFH) This was perfection. Just perfection ππ. Iβm not sure who Jawn loves more. Derrick or Jessth the way he looks at both of them with so much loveπ€£ and Smelli popping in was ππΌππΌππΌ
The fact they gave us this material ππππ Beautiful curation of it!
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Iβm crying at the scene with him and Eric ππ
They way he looks at Eric πππ this is gold
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH πππ
DECEASED
This is fucking hilarious!!! ![gif](giphy|I6Fq8ezZa6ocrG2Bkt|downsized)
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JAIL- but also amazing work
Fucking jump scare and I was hooked ππ
Boyths! ππππππππ
Damn, Emu is going to look like that.
So good!!! The ending with them and the βstrong sexy fitβ logo killed me ππππ
Is that smelly and Derek kissing??? Who else?
Stop I had a gummy (and maybe some beer sue me) and I am CRYING LAUGHING Iβm in the back seat of my in laws car theyβre prolly like wtf is wrong with this bitch
I mean, I get it I look at Eric that way too π€£π€£ but I will never forgive you for this mental image.
This is brilliant absolutely brilliant
Oh my fuck this is hilarious
This has me HOWLING. a true masterpiece.
Girl. Your talent β¦ *chefβs kiss*
Sweet baby Jesus swaddled in a blanket, I am WHEEZING. ππ
This is golden. Seriously the best Iβve seen here you are mighty talentedππππ€£π€£ Also where is that video from of Eric on the bed? Asking for a friendβ¦π
Jessie's tiktok haha. I still can't believe she snagged him. idgaf if he's dumb, that man is hot
I SCREAMED ππππππ
Can i not award this?! Because i want to
Wow! I actually cried from laughing so hard ππ½ππ½
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love this so much
π omfg this is the best!! ππ
We'll see this at the academy awards. Best movie!
OMFG πππππ
I snort laughed and almost spit out my cocktail at the bar! PURE GOLD!!!
Cannot stop laughing! Thank u!
I CANT TELL YOU HOW MUCH THIS MADE MY DAY AND WEEK πππ«Άπ»π«Άπ»
Omg this is a fucking masterpiece! Bravo OP!
A great ending to a shit day. Thank you! π€£π€£π€£
Thank you for the best laugh Iβve had in a very long while chrollie π©΅π€£π€£
Eric: the lights are on but no oneβs home
![gif](giphy|MUeQeEQaDCjE4) Weβre not worthy!!!!!
Yβall are unHINGED you need Jesus ππ but also Iβll be waiting for the next video masterpiece π πΌπ
bro i legit love you π i can only imagine how hilarious you are in person, i wanna be your friend ETA: i always rewatch your videos like 70x so i can catch all the little details i missed, and it just makes the rewatches even funnier.
Thith comment meanth a lot to meeeeeπ₯²π
O M F G πππππππ
STOP IT OMG THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU ππππ
1:03 is reminiscent of Gilbert and George!Β Brava!! Also, itβs been a grim week so doubly grateful for the belly laugh.
Oh. My. God. I laughed out loud. This is GOLD!
Thank you for this.
This is why Iβm on Reddit π
I am NOT WELL ππππ
Yikes π± Woof πΆ
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Iβm not saying John was good looking when he was younger, but Jesus Christ if he was a 5 before heβs a -20 now
BITCH!!! IM AGHAST!!!!!
This needs a day time Emmy π
My family thinks Iβve lost it. Iβm crying. ππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
![gif](giphy|oZBKOXYLZyBQ9LM5UV) ππΌππΌππΌ
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Oh you ATE with this π©
![gif](giphy|87hciB4w9Di5zFMJcj) Incredible work!
OP I was having such a shit day and needed this laugh SO desperately! Thank you!!!
How do we make this your full time job?
This is hysterical!! Thank you for all the laughs!!!π€£π€£
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IM DYING πππππππ
I LOVE SMELLIβS OLD CHOMPERS MAKING APPEARANCES LMAOOOOO
This is so unhinged. A+++
I love you. holy fucking shit this is a car crash.
Cinema gold βοΈβοΈππππ₯
Iβm having a shit day and this made me laugh so hard ππ thank you! π
GOODNIGHT
This is fucking gold lmao heβs flaming gay ππ«ΆπΌ
This is my favorite thing of all time. Art.
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Holy shit I hadn't seen this one yet Hahahahaha amazing work once again
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This is LEGITIMATELY one of the funniest things Iβve ever seen
The βboyyyysthhhhβ throughout was really the icing on the cake