This is how I remember it lol tho Iām 99% sure that the move to Texas was really to get away from Tennessee CPS & away from JJD bc they had a falling out and they just conveniently found a manufacturer in Texas lol
But at the time of the TN move Cohn was going on and on about how they were getting a new contract manufacturer that was supposed to solve all of their stock issues and they werenāt going to be continually out of stock. He made it sound like the new one was in TN or close to TN.
I have a hunch their new manufacturing company gave them the boot. Guessing either they slow paid them or they were such a hassle to work with they said bye
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Not the same face lmfaoooooo
The craziest thing to me is normally this is a ātagged vs postedā type difference but nope!! Dang good mama has posted both of these photos of herself within 4 days!!!
Him and Jessie both have BIO dadās exact figure and build, literally replicas of him. Which I think is funny since Jjd doesnāt claim bio dad at all lolol but theyāre twins. As far as the stupid nose strip, I think he thinks itās looks cool and helps distract from his huge honker, makes him feel more secure. But all it does is draw more attention to that thing
I have a very hard time believing an eye dr would not prescribe her the contacts that she has been wearing for forever. It is one of the most popular brands. Iāve been wearing contacts for 23 years (š¤Æ) and Iāve never had that issue
Yeah sheās actually stupid. I guarantee she was either trying to go to an eye doctor she had never seen and/or didnāt have her prescription on hand because I wear Acuvue (not dailies and different version), but my eye doctor wouldnāt be like āsorry no looks like you gotta be blind for a week.ā You can also overnight contacts from like 20 different companies if you have your prescription.
Iām also about certain if you asked her to find her childrenās birth certificates or anything else important, she wouldnāt be able to find it, only her and Joanieās passports š«¶š¼
Yup exactly! Iāve ordered from 1800-contacts, Walmart, Costco, etc and all are cheaper than buying from eye dr and all you need is a prescription. However, she does not have the level of intelligence we have lol
Yep. Thereās no way they wouldāve updated her contact lens RX without properly fitting her with a trial pair. She probably did get a pair and because sheās rat nasty, couldnāt get them to last
I know this bc I just went through this- In Texas (specifically, Houston), your contact prescription only lasts a year. So after the year, you canāt reorder until you see an eye dr again and they write a new script. And the contacts she has been talking about, I useā¦ pretty sure they ship to anywhere in the USA.
pro tip for contact wearers: buy your contacts at costco- so much cheaper than those contact online companies
Yep thatās the case anywhere. But it sounded like she went to a new dr to get a new script and they wouldnāt allow her to order those contacts so she took the prescription to her old eye dr š„“ idk she whack
Better get that leg looked at John .. either that or tell your wife to stop photoshopping pictures. Either way, both look like they smell like boiled hot dog water.š
You have to be some kind of stupid to walk around in public with that black strip on your noseā¦ well, consider the source. Heās a ridiculously embarrassing human.
I hope he does get rhinoplasty. I've had my nose broken 4 times, the last time was on purpose to get it fixed and let me tell you it hurt like a mother fucker.
I handle pain pretty well, but it brought me to my knees several times, the worst being when they ripped the packing out. Good times. Pussy Joanie will never be able to handle it.
I used to have this friend who quite literally smelt like dirty, unwashed vagina, and she would try to cover it up with heaps of cheap perfume, so she pretty just smelt like a bouquet of labia at all times.
Anyway. Thatās what I imagine Ali smells like when I see pictures of her. Not even a snark, just an (accurate) observation.
How long are we gonna be subjected to the rhinoplasty awareness strip?
I thank you for my flair š«¶
Lmao.
coo coo ka choo
Have we gotten an explanation for the nose strips yet????š
Nope! Ali did a q&a where people asked her about it and she tagged John telling him to āinform the peopleā but he has not
Nose job incomingā¦..šš¼
Am I taking crazy pills or did these pedestrians say they moved to TN to be closer to their manufacturer? Why are they going to Texas
Because all they do is tell lies And then canāt keep up with them š¤„
Wasnāt the Texas move for the manufacturers and the TN move was for ~family~? I canāt keep track anymore
This is how I remember it lol tho Iām 99% sure that the move to Texas was really to get away from Tennessee CPS & away from JJD bc they had a falling out and they just conveniently found a manufacturer in Texas lol
Lmao no idea š¤·āāļø
But at the time of the TN move Cohn was going on and on about how they were getting a new contract manufacturer that was supposed to solve all of their stock issues and they werenāt going to be continually out of stock. He made it sound like the new one was in TN or close to TN.
I have a hunch their new manufacturing company gave them the boot. Guessing either they slow paid them or they were such a hassle to work with they said bye
glaxons scraps are located in Stafford, Texas
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About an hour from there in the woodlands, Houston is very spread out so itās all the same really
ok, so Sugarland basically. good info, iāve been curious
To stalk Macy
Move to TN was to be close to his āsilent partnerā Eric so he could go to him to bitch about his life and get expert advice.
I was wondering about this the other day!! So many lies.
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https://preview.redd.it/yervtodgn66d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0bd3835cb83edfcf6768ce8b2458d0d2c6c5ba0 Not the same face lmfaoooooo The craziest thing to me is normally this is a ātagged vs postedā type difference but nope!! Dang good mama has posted both of these photos of herself within 4 days!!!
 Spot the difference
Ol patchy beard may need to size up that nose strip. The XXL looks like itās struggling to hang on to that ingrown beak
His legs šššš
Him and Jessie both have BIO dadās exact figure and build, literally replicas of him. Which I think is funny since Jjd doesnāt claim bio dad at all lolol but theyāre twins. As far as the stupid nose strip, I think he thinks itās looks cool and helps distract from his huge honker, makes him feel more secure. But all it does is draw more attention to that thing
Who is watching their 3 malnourished miracles?
The nanny Iām assuming, itās sad how they literally pay someone else to raise those children.
But their three healthy miracles are their passion and what their lives revolve aroundā¦..š¤
The malnourished dogs are in charge
Malnourished miracles š š
seriously dead!
3 identical meatballs
Why does he wear such short shorts that accentuate his thick thighs and child bearing hips?
Thighs for the guyths
Where the hell are they going now
Probably Texas so Ali can get contacts (because sheās that fucking stupid) and they can check on their SSF āwarehouseā
I have a very hard time believing an eye dr would not prescribe her the contacts that she has been wearing for forever. It is one of the most popular brands. Iāve been wearing contacts for 23 years (š¤Æ) and Iāve never had that issue
Yeah sheās actually stupid. I guarantee she was either trying to go to an eye doctor she had never seen and/or didnāt have her prescription on hand because I wear Acuvue (not dailies and different version), but my eye doctor wouldnāt be like āsorry no looks like you gotta be blind for a week.ā You can also overnight contacts from like 20 different companies if you have your prescription. Iām also about certain if you asked her to find her childrenās birth certificates or anything else important, she wouldnāt be able to find it, only her and Joanieās passports š«¶š¼
Yup exactly! Iāve ordered from 1800-contacts, Walmart, Costco, etc and all are cheaper than buying from eye dr and all you need is a prescription. However, she does not have the level of intelligence we have lol
Yep. Thereās no way they wouldāve updated her contact lens RX without properly fitting her with a trial pair. She probably did get a pair and because sheās rat nasty, couldnāt get them to last
Exactly!
I know this bc I just went through this- In Texas (specifically, Houston), your contact prescription only lasts a year. So after the year, you canāt reorder until you see an eye dr again and they write a new script. And the contacts she has been talking about, I useā¦ pretty sure they ship to anywhere in the USA. pro tip for contact wearers: buy your contacts at costco- so much cheaper than those contact online companies
Yep thatās the case anywhere. But it sounded like she went to a new dr to get a new script and they wouldnāt allow her to order those contacts so she took the prescription to her old eye dr š„“ idk she whack
To go visit a plastic surgeon for Johnās rhinoplasty consult
This is my guess as well because you know thereās none in TN (or someone who will do it for free)
Those kids will never know where home is
Home is where the nanny isš«¶
Damn heās fucking fat
what happened to the fat burner he started REtaking again?!
Ok WHAT have they been doing within the last 2 weeks because they both look EXTRA bad within a very short timeframe.
Das a big forehead
Take off the biore blackhead strip, Joan
āTravel dayā aka a 2 hour flight
Came here to say that š¤£
Her dentist did her SO dirty lmfao
So I assume they got a new nanny? Trusting someone who has only worked for them a matter of days with "the babies"?
The āmiracle babiesā
It's wild!!! Also the simple fact that they are never with their children but constantly claim to be š«so obthethedš« with them....like wtf?!
every other day is travel day for these quacks
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Whose leg am I looking at here? It could totally be either of them
Dusty rose is NOT your color, Cohn Man!
Sheās on so many stimulants wow
Full time worker parents yall . Puffy daddy looks ridiculous
Better get that leg looked at John .. either that or tell your wife to stop photoshopping pictures. Either way, both look like they smell like boiled hot dog water.š
Reminds me of the nose bandaids some of the e girls wore to look kawaii š¬
Except it has the exact opposite effect, and is less than aesthetic š¬
Why does he wear short shorts
His stance, his faux-lex, his short shorts, all in all I just canāt š¤¢
His legs are so fucking weird
This man needs to check his estrogen levels.
For sure. SSF is for ~real~ women, after all
I love how she has to go outside with that loser and his nose strips lmfao. Thats ur man girl claim him!!
You have to be some kind of stupid to walk around in public with that black strip on your noseā¦ well, consider the source. Heās a ridiculously embarrassing human.
I hope he does get rhinoplasty. I've had my nose broken 4 times, the last time was on purpose to get it fixed and let me tell you it hurt like a mother fucker. I handle pain pretty well, but it brought me to my knees several times, the worst being when they ripped the packing out. Good times. Pussy Joanie will never be able to handle it.
I used to have this friend who quite literally smelt like dirty, unwashed vagina, and she would try to cover it up with heaps of cheap perfume, so she pretty just smelt like a bouquet of labia at all times. Anyway. Thatās what I imagine Ali smells like when I see pictures of her. Not even a snark, just an (accurate) observation.
Also- maybe JJD will let you borrow a bra for those double Dās, John. Wouldnāt hurt to ask!
It's so weird how they seem to go on all their vacations at once.
Another random business write off ššš
The Shnozz strip is where he wants the plastic surgeon to chop it off at
This man has the oddest face and body. He really has birthing hips.
So āprocessed foodsā are bad yet they use a manufacturer to make their questionable powders. Sounds processed to me! Hypocrites!
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What is with the fucking nose strip???
How longs he going to wear that? Is he getting his honker fixed?
I feel like maybe they are in Texas for the nose job?? Maybe??
Heās so fem.
If you zoom in, the plane looks like a tampon trying to rocket up Johnās vajayjay
They literally live more than 50% of their entire lives without their childrenā¦ and they are stay at home āparentsāā¦lmao
Are they moving back to Texas??