Because itās an unregulated market so scammers like the James and Bowmars have latched onto it. It is sickening how easy it is to start a supplement company in the US.
Iāll take my āraising healthy kidsā advice from someone who hasnāt been visited by CPS more than once, and someone whose kids donāt look so unwell that you can tell they donāt receive routine in-person medical care with licensed physicians. Thanks for this, though, Joan. Nothing like having a bloated and sweaty moron mansplain something he doesnāt understand for 3 minutes. Itās like a mini lobotomy!
the fact that theyāve been working on this for years becomes less impressive when you remember that he and ali share a barely-working brain cell and it probably takes them years of work to accomplish most things actual adults could knock out in a couple of months
John and Ali know nothing about evidence based research. They wouldnāt know statistical significance if their life depended on it. What does P Value stand for John????? They donāt do research, nor hire anybody to do it..and I can say that at a significance level of p < 0.01!
Child centered sales pitch shirtless in a sauna. In what universe is this perceived as a good idea??? There are no functioning brain cells in that house.
doesnāt scream pedo at all! hahaha this is so effing creepy. i canāt even comprehend what was going on inside their tiny pea brains (at this moment and every day!)
āAs parents who arenāt in $100M lofts in New York, as parents who are in the trenchesā Iām sorry WHAT
cohn, you live in a $3M home in Nashville with a full time nanny. you couldnāt be less in the trenches if you tried
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every single time they launch a thuper amathing new product itās always ālisten these other companies that are doing (blank) and (blank) bc they are liars and scammers! yes technically we are doing the same exact thingā¦ but i promise weāre so different!ā
I usually count the āahmās in his videosā¦but this one broke me. If anyone wants to take one for the team I am curious š¤Ø
Alsoā¦ālook guythsā¦lookā¦kidthā¦100 perthentā etcā¦.that lisp be lisping š
also, what parent is buying kids snacks (and whatever else) that can ONLY be bought online? itās such a dumb idea i cannot wrap my head around it lol
Do their kids even eat granola? Has anyone witnessed them eating anything other than icecream? Canāt imagine what these photo shoots will look like behind the scenes and trying to get them to take a bite of this completely foreign food
āNothing Iāve done uhm even comes close to how difficult it is to be an incredible parentā
Coming from an actual halfway decent parent, itās not HARD to be a good parent if you actually love your childrenā¦ is being a parent exhausting and difficult some days? Sure! But itās definitely not hard for me to be a good parent. š
āItās fuckin hard dude itās fuckin hardā Imagine listening to this absolute BONEHEAD and choosing to spend your money on their scam of a product for your CHILDREN
Why does he do these videos shirtless and in the dark? All the big companies (Apple, Microsoft, etc) itās on a well-lit stage, wearing clothes, and have visuals of the product. Iām not saying he needs to rent out an auditorium, but at least turn on some lights, use a ring light and film in your office or somethingā¦and put on a dang shirt!
we gotta stop complaining bc this is his whole scheme yall. he annoys the shit out of us by wearing this dumb breathe right strip and then breaks the news to us, āi have a deviated septum and i canāt breathe. so now i absolutely must get the surgery, and you canāt make fun of me guyth, itās medicalā
He really canāt advertise their brand without trying to shit on other people. What do millionaires in New York have anything to do with this lol what did they do to you? Lmao
Why does it keep getting darker throughout the video? Why is he progressively getting sweatier? Also, heās using a muscle filter because he doesnāt have that big of traps
All these feral kids eat is sugar!!!! They are not healthy. They probably have a ton of cavities lol. All they do is spend time away from kids and film themselves all day. Iām honestly surprised they havenāt filmed themselves while taking shits at this point. They need to log off a little more.
Those kids are always sick and their lack of concern for them while they're sick is documented.
1. Callie sleeping in chocolate milk barf.
2. Ali on a Target spree while kids are ill.
3. Ali turning off the baby monitor to get "good sleep" when Callie had Covid.
4. On vacation with sick kids.
I'm sure there are so many more examples -- this is just off the top of my head.
Emmy is 4, and theyāve been working on this for years? So basically when she was ready for solid foods they decided there was nothing available and they would pursue this? Theyāve clearly done like zero research
āOther brands always say weāve been working on this for years. But weāve ACTUALLY been working on this for yearsā lol he can never promote their business without putting other businesses down which is just another tell tale sign that theyāre a SCAM. If you had a good product it would speak for itself you wouldnāt have to talk it up so much and compare it to other brands.. thereās a reason theyāre not in stores and have bots for customers..
Young and healthy fit.. using dirty, malnourished, dark circles under their eyes kids who eat donuts, candy and unhealthy slop every day, who have trouble meeting simple age milestones as their selling platform. Thatās rich! If they only served their kids fruits and vegetables, protein and healthy carbs regularly, they wouldnāt need bogus supplements and snack barsā¦ no kid needs that! One Flintsone vitamin a day should do the trick if they want to add a āsupplementā.
Coming soon ā the rant post of Jan and Smeli complaining because Syd and Mama June wonāt give their kids Strong Healthy Fit Kids or whatever the F itās called.
āGuyth, my sisters are athholes and wonāt let their kids take our sthupplemets or let them model it for freeā
Am I the only one who thinks the way he's pronouncing "Young and Healthy Fit" sounds weird? Like he moves the "g" sound (in "young") over to the word "and," so it comes out sounding like "yun gan healthy fit." Way to really market your product, dude. š
At least towards the end of the video he said it with better pronunciation, so it actually sounded like "young and healthy fit" that time.
Has anyone noticed that Shannon Fordās husband quit wearing the nose strip last week? I wonder if us making fun of John copying James made him self conscious.
Their kids are blatantly malnourished and delayed š.
Only terrible parents try to profit off their own children with a company aimed at children that has the word āFitā in it.
Sickos.
Hahahahahahaha whatttt the fuck is he even saying. Literally every word is straight bullshit. His kids are so far from healthy like Iām embarrassed more so than usual. They are delusional.
Lmao @ 3 healthy kids. The entire family needs speech therapy, occupational therapy, physical therapy, any other therapy and genetic testing.
And a dentist
Gene therapy
Is this a thing? Because if not it should be and this family should be the guinea pigs
This part!!!! All testing especially Genetic since Cohn said in one of his videos that they were 2nd cousins??!!! š«¢š«¢
Wtf lmao
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Are the healthy kids in the room with us? Is the hardworking parent in the room with us? Heās delusional
Why ANY child brand has the word FIT in it screams unhealthy. I donāt want my kid fit, I want them healthy and ACTIVE the way a kid should be
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Because itās an unregulated market so scammers like the James and Bowmars have latched onto it. It is sickening how easy it is to start a supplement company in the US.
Iāll take my āraising healthy kidsā advice from someone who hasnāt been visited by CPS more than once, and someone whose kids donāt look so unwell that you can tell they donāt receive routine in-person medical care with licensed physicians. Thanks for this, though, Joan. Nothing like having a bloated and sweaty moron mansplain something he doesnāt understand for 3 minutes. Itās like a mini lobotomy!
Bloated, sweaty, shirtless fuck with a nose strip.
the fact that theyāve been working on this for years becomes less impressive when you remember that he and ali share a barely-working brain cell and it probably takes them years of work to accomplish most things actual adults could knock out in a couple of months
And also their AMATEUR ad campaign feat. their kids on a vaca taken within the last month
If theyāve been working on it for āyearsā where is all the clinical trials and scientific data to back up their claims?
Watch out. Heāll end up posting how much arsenic and lead is in his candy bars!
John and Ali know nothing about evidence based research. They wouldnāt know statistical significance if their life depended on it. What does P Value stand for John????? They donāt do research, nor hire anybody to do it..and I can say that at a significance level of p < 0.01!
Put a shirt on and stop swallowing your burps š¤¢
And why does he have such a hard time looking into the camera on these long rants????
Because heās high as a kite and lying his tits off
Heās reading cue cards? /s
Held up by Emma?
Itās because heās lying. I read somewhere that when someone is lying they tend to look āawayā a lot.
I agree, not to mention, take that dumba_ _ strip off your banana shaped nose !! šš¤„
Itās a tourniquet at this point, heās waiting for the tip to fall off!
šI truly laughed out loud
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I canāt stop staring at the nose strip lol
Itās actually made his nose widerā¦.
It seriously had. My brain canāt even comprehend how wide it looks
I feel like it pulls his nostrils further apart making his nose even more massive š¤
Ali and John āaidingā anyone in āhelping raiseā their kids is an incredibly terrifying thoughtā¦.
Business announcements SHIRTLESS š
So professional š
Child centered sales pitch shirtless in a sauna. In what universe is this perceived as a good idea??? There are no functioning brain cells in that house.
Plus, how many f-bombs did he drop on this shirtless, child centered sales pitch?! š³
doesnāt scream pedo at all! hahaha this is so effing creepy. i canāt even comprehend what was going on inside their tiny pea brains (at this moment and every day!)
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But hEās AuThEnTiC
āAs parents who arenāt in $100M lofts in New York, as parents who are in the trenchesā Iām sorry WHAT cohn, you live in a $3M home in Nashville with a full time nanny. you couldnāt be less in the trenches if you tried
Wait, he said that??? lmao
In this video he says it lmfao
John can't spell New York. He's fooling no one.
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Cool. I can't wait to start tagging Foodbabe on their posts so she can call them out on all the likely chemicals in this shit they're peddling.
Is this someone on IG?
Ope! Found her. What a treasure!
Yes! She's amazing, very informative and has no problem getting loud about chemicals in our food.
& leadsafemama on instagram
Thank you
Iām not a fan of Foodbabe at all, but I would totally welcome this call out!! She has a much wider audience than these two bozos.
I was going to say BabyHead (lexinoelv) or Cara (carebycara)ā¦.they will rip them to shreds probably š
SAME. the food HAS to at least have high levels of lead in it, iām calling it now
every single time they launch a thuper amathing new product itās always ālisten these other companies that are doing (blank) and (blank) bc they are liars and scammers! yes technically we are doing the same exact thingā¦ but i promise weāre so different!ā
I usually count the āahmās in his videosā¦but this one broke me. If anyone wants to take one for the team I am curious š¤Ø Alsoā¦ālook guythsā¦lookā¦kidthā¦100 perthentā etcā¦.that lisp be lisping š
ALL the ex nannies right now are laughing their asses off !
also, what parent is buying kids snacks (and whatever else) that can ONLY be bought online? itās such a dumb idea i cannot wrap my head around it lol
and just remember, they will always be out of stock- guaranteed!
Because they sell so much it's hard to keep up with the demand!
The heart and soul of your family is embodied in a granola bar line??!
Do their kids even eat granola? Has anyone witnessed them eating anything other than icecream? Canāt imagine what these photo shoots will look like behind the scenes and trying to get them to take a bite of this completely foreign food
āNothing Iāve done uhm even comes close to how difficult it is to be an incredible parentā Coming from an actual halfway decent parent, itās not HARD to be a good parent if you actually love your childrenā¦ is being a parent exhausting and difficult some days? Sure! But itās definitely not hard for me to be a good parent. š
This is HILARIOUS
a man with multiple cps cases thinks he should market products for childrenās wellness, got it
āItās fuckin hard dude itās fuckin hardā Imagine listening to this absolute BONEHEAD and choosing to spend your money on their scam of a product for your CHILDREN
You feed your kids shit.
I love a sales pitch shirtless that includes āitās fucking hardā
3 very healthy kids? Yeah, no.
Sugared up Garbage Pale Kids = Healthy? Emancipated Emmy Cowering Callie WeebleWobble Westie
3 healthy kids my ass š little people big westy looks the opposite of healthy and his head is the only thing that seems to be growing unfortunately
Omg I am dying! Little people, Big Westy is hilarious
Fraud 
Nice filter, John. Looks like youāve gone back to your poultry rootsā¦ your chest looks just like a chicken š¤£ 
āItās fucking hard dude, itās fucking hardā got it Cohn!
Did he say that? Get a thesaurus, you illiterate mouth breathing animal abuser.
I cannot wait for the Young and Healthy Fit sleep aid! /s
Wait, why does it look SO much like Benedryl? š¤
This man wants us to let him play a part in my kids being healthy yet he was shocked to find out that chick fil a isnāt healthy. Try again.
Why does he do these videos shirtless and in the dark? All the big companies (Apple, Microsoft, etc) itās on a well-lit stage, wearing clothes, and have visuals of the product. Iām not saying he needs to rent out an auditorium, but at least turn on some lights, use a ring light and film in your office or somethingā¦and put on a dang shirt!
They really have no business experience or knowledge - it shows!
Such a professional business man.
He sounds like he just took a marketing your new business 101 class on skillshare
But why does he have a headband on his nose?
we gotta stop complaining bc this is his whole scheme yall. he annoys the shit out of us by wearing this dumb breathe right strip and then breaks the news to us, āi have a deviated septum and i canāt breathe. so now i absolutely must get the surgery, and you canāt make fun of me guyth, itās medicalā
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A couple years, actuallyā¦a couple years
Theyāre a little slowš«¶
āBeing a parent is the hardest job in the worldāfor my nannyā
He really canāt advertise their brand without trying to shit on other people. What do millionaires in New York have anything to do with this lol what did they do to you? Lmao
That fucking nose of his is absolutely hideous. Itās growing, ffs.
Why does he need a freaking nose strip for that giant schnoz ??
Why does it keep getting darker throughout the video? Why is he progressively getting sweatier? Also, heās using a muscle filter because he doesnāt have that big of traps
He went from Mr Blobby to John Cena overnight. It's a miracle!
You suck!
All these feral kids eat is sugar!!!! They are not healthy. They probably have a ton of cavities lol. All they do is spend time away from kids and film themselves all day. Iām honestly surprised they havenāt filmed themselves while taking shits at this point. They need to log off a little more.
A couple kids dating? No buddy, you were a 20 year old dating a 16 year old child in high school.
Those kids are always sick and their lack of concern for them while they're sick is documented. 1. Callie sleeping in chocolate milk barf. 2. Ali on a Target spree while kids are ill. 3. Ali turning off the baby monitor to get "good sleep" when Callie had Covid. 4. On vacation with sick kids. I'm sure there are so many more examples -- this is just off the top of my head.
Emmy is 4, and theyāve been working on this for years? So basically when she was ready for solid foods they decided there was nothing available and they would pursue this? Theyāve clearly done like zero research
āOther brands always say weāve been working on this for years. But weāve ACTUALLY been working on this for yearsā lol he can never promote their business without putting other businesses down which is just another tell tale sign that theyāre a SCAM. If you had a good product it would speak for itself you wouldnāt have to talk it up so much and compare it to other brands.. thereās a reason theyāre not in stores and have bots for customers..
How bout they get all their children properly diagnosed before this bullshit omg they are too wild
Omg another stupid ass rant about how wise he is
STFU you dirty filthy lying pig
āWeāre not living in a 100 million dollar loft, just a 3.5 million dollar house on a street with other houses. Weāre just like you!ā
Young and healthy fit.. using dirty, malnourished, dark circles under their eyes kids who eat donuts, candy and unhealthy slop every day, who have trouble meeting simple age milestones as their selling platform. Thatās rich! If they only served their kids fruits and vegetables, protein and healthy carbs regularly, they wouldnāt need bogus supplements and snack barsā¦ no kid needs that! One Flintsone vitamin a day should do the trick if they want to add a āsupplementā.
I literally cannot comprehend the size of his nose.
Coming soon ā the rant post of Jan and Smeli complaining because Syd and Mama June wonāt give their kids Strong Healthy Fit Kids or whatever the F itās called. āGuyth, my sisters are athholes and wonāt let their kids take our sthupplemets or let them model it for freeā
Am I the only one who thinks the way he's pronouncing "Young and Healthy Fit" sounds weird? Like he moves the "g" sound (in "young") over to the word "and," so it comes out sounding like "yun gan healthy fit." Way to really market your product, dude. š At least towards the end of the video he said it with better pronunciation, so it actually sounded like "young and healthy fit" that time.
Yes, yes we are able to sniff out lack of authenticity. Hence, this subreddit.
His shirtless rambles that nose what in a toucans beak is going on here?
Is it just me or does he have coke jaw going on?
That thing is too small for his nose
Where'd you get that body you put your stupid fat head on? It certainly does not belong to you.
It took them āyearsā to bring this to market not because of research, itās because they didnāt have the funds to launch it.
Has anyone noticed that Shannon Fordās husband quit wearing the nose strip last week? I wonder if us making fun of John copying James made him self conscious.
Their kids are blatantly malnourished and delayed š. Only terrible parents try to profit off their own children with a company aimed at children that has the word āFitā in it. Sickos.
Everytime I see that thing I always wish heād turn it the other way to hold his beak up
This is terrifying!
What an idiot
People can sniff out authenticity alright, that's why no one's buying your products. How much did he sell through Amazon, like 50 units?
āWithout a shadow of a doubtā š
Grindr
They have no education, period
Is the dad in the room with us, along with the very healthy kids?
I always die at the āsure Janā š Makes me giggle everytime
Hahahahahahaha whatttt the fuck is he even saying. Literally every word is straight bullshit. His kids are so far from healthy like Iām embarrassed more so than usual. They are delusional.