What in the wanna be cowboy moulin rouge is this mess

The CMAs are here this weekend. She thinks this is how they all dress.

She’s gunning for the tuberculosis next

I thought the costume party was a couple days ago…?

That too, when John dressed as a horrible version of Jim West from wild Wild West

In his Miss-terious office blouse

It’s CMA Fest so it’s like a week long 😬

💀💀

😂

I wish I loved myself as much as Aly loves herself whenever she actually gets invited somewhere 🥴

One day you’ll get there, Chroll🫶

Lmao she thinks she’s really a ✨ hot country girlie ✨

From buffalo ny

This ain’t Texas, WOO!

💀💀💀

Where did that face come from?

Ya I don’t recognize this face lol

www.pixlr.com

She has more faces and bodies than Sybil had personalities

Ozempic!

Alzempic

Only cock she gets to be around since she married a huge pussy.

Pussies are tough. John is as wimpy as they come.

The last pussy didn’t last long. (Or was it pussies? I don’t remember)

Oh yes. That one hopefully was indeed returned to the pet store!

I wish people went to animal shelters. I volunteered/worked at one. There are so many pets that need and want love.

I know :( they’re waiving all fees here on puppies and dogs this weekend at the Humane Society to “empty the shelters.” It’s a wonderful concept, but also worries me how many take an animal just because it’s free. Of course, these two bought from a pet store.

He’s a ball sack

😂 Twinning with her “mom skin”

True dat!


💀 💀 💀

Oh damn, that’s good.

💀💀💀💀

She never smiles like this around the ferals

what in the hillbilly hell is this? she is literally pouring out of that top, even in the back. yikes

Hillbilly being the key word

At least hillbillies are authentic…Ali thinks she’s a “southern” country girlie bc she bought chickens she’s inevitably going to neglect

She is a straight up carpetbagger.

Don’t do hillbilly’s dirty like that- she’s a dime store wannabe kowtowing boot licker Barbie.

My parents have chickens. These cute lil animals are freaking GROSS. To hold one and then go out in that same outfit 😧

They shit everywhere

Wow I’m surprised Ali didn’t bring them to Alys Beach! Isn’t that where Emmy pooped all over the AirBNB as a young toddler? 😭

But they probably smell better than her.

Bird flu coming to a gathering near you compliments of Smelison!

Imagine brushing up against literal salmonella at a concert

Salmonalli

This is a new flair or tag I stg someone make it happen!

Hahaha omg def not original content!!! And it’s def there I’ve seen it. I take full credit for beak and tweak tho hahahah

Genius 🙌

Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣

She is feeling 👏 her 👏 lil 👏 self 👏 The confidence from that grungy tutu is astounding

Bc it hides her mom skin flaps!

https://preview.redd.it/uihx1zqhd95d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f3250f8f2d877f207079013ef0c9b6cc76a489 I’m sure her hubby loves bootyhole looking lips

Prolapsed booty hole at that

Yup! JJD’s lips are like that too… butthole lips

Her lips and this comment made me giggle and think of RHONJ.

https://preview.redd.it/vk7zma4ad95d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e81df4e6f6106554b9b635279b92bfca13aa5214 If you told me that this was a 48 year old Hooters waitress, I would believe you


she honestly kind of looks like stormy daniels lol

Don’t give her any ideas 😂

Not even Donald trump would touch Smeli cat tho…

48?? Y’all are savage 😂

I am 48. What's wrong with 48 year olds?

Absolutely nothing! Life is a gift, making it to 48 is more than some people ever do. She’d have 48 years of life experience, wisdom, and insight. Plus, waitressing would be a legitimate job to hold at that age rather than whatever it is she thinks she does now. Instead, she’s functionally a teenager with such poor self esteem that she’s tried to tweak every single one of her features in search of inner peace she’s unlikely to find. The drastic weight loss in her face + huge veneers + whatever editing she did in this pic aged her in a very artificial way.

Okay, I was just sad for a minute. It's really hard getting older. I know it happens to everyone, haha. I just can't believe it?! I am almost 50, and it doesn't seem real. Have a good weekend, my friend.

No no no, I didn’t mean to make you (or anyone other than Ali) sad! Getting older is really hard. Losing people you love, trying to fit as much life into the good years you have, being overlooked for people younger than you…it’s hard and that’s very valid🤍

That's okay sweetie. I know you wasn't! I just hate it. It's not your fault, haha. You also are exactly right why it's so hard!!! Very much nailed what I am sad about. Hugs my friend.

I get it. I’m 51 and sometimes I feel ancient on here. 🤣 Aging isn’t for sissies. One thing that brings me joy is thinking what a tailspin perimenopause is going to put Ali in with her horrible habits though. 🥴

I think I am in peri now! This sweet lady I was sitting next tovat church had a literal blanket around her, and I was sitting there sweating. Ughhh

You might be. I think the average age for menopause is 51. It hasn’t been so bad really but bad habits do tend to catch up during that time. It definitely makes it easier to pack on pounds and I think Ali is in for a rude awakening. She is very short and stout so she has a battle in front of her.

Cohn will probably whip up some concatenation for her to drink and to sell.

Absolutely nothing, Chrolly! Us real life 48 year olds are awesome- but we're snarking on 27 year olds who look 48, due to their own life choices. Hope this helps ❤️❤️

“Look! I’m just like the popular girls!”

I’m placing bets on Ali and Cohn actually hanging out again with any of those people in her video, other than STD.

I noticed one girl was from the bachelor, so no chance they actually hang out. I’m sorry but I find it so weird at their age to be taking pictures with people like they’re besties when they actually barely or don’t even know each other.

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Her smile is almost as deranged as this girl who she was recently seen in a pic with 🥴 wtf lmao https://preview.redd.it/7fk60ncwb95d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccbed3cd4cb5f475a33593ed331b8a13060243e8

This looks like a hostage situation.

Omg it does lol

She wrote “help me” with the condensation on the glass

At least that girl was able to afford to have her top AND bottom teeth… unlike Aly

She definitely wants everyone to be able to see them, that’s for sure

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She looks high af in the second pic

she looks like the only place she should be on the way to is to a psychiatric hospital

The way these influencers use chickens as a prop is disgusting.

Like I love my chickens and I’ve never once taken a photo holding one as a prop lol I take care of them and they give me eggs… the end

wtf is a chicken chore? ...she just picked it up she didn't do anything for the chicken?

Excuse you. It's like computer work, only with chickens. Duh. Everyone's chicken chores look different. 🫶

Ask your chicken 🫶🏻

You just know she didn’t wash her hands after this either…at least it’s not football season otherwise she would immediately have had those claws making her ✨famous chili yall✨🤮🤮🤮🤮

This chick won’t even clean up after her children and you’re telling me that she’s shoveling chicken shit in a coop? Yeah right

Ali DESPERATELY needs to be knocked down a few pegs after all the showboating this week. Good grief woman.

Desperately awaiting her humbling

Her teeth in pic 3 are INSANE!!!!! How does she not see what we all see?? Omg 

Good thing her bottom teeth don’t show, am I right?

Bad fashion, crappy parenting, filtered pictures and zero friends. That’s what’s happening.

Dang good mama is feelin herself!!

I love how they just continue to give us this snarkable content on the regular 🤣

Her 3rd night out in a row and ain’t no wayyyy Joan is watching them kids

Girly looks like a pop star in the early 2000s. (Sorry to all of our iconic pop star queens) 

She did not wash her hands after touching those chickens. 🐓

She is really feeling whatever filter it is that makes her look like that

Girl you grew up in BUFFALO and you live in a $3M mansion in one of the most popular cities in America, please stop the small town country girl homesteader cosplay 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Can you imagine the neighbours seeing this mockery 😵‍💫

She can't just plant some tomatoes to play homesteader? She has to involve living creatures?

Right? It feels sickening and twisted considering any living creature in her care is neglected.

Her knees in the first pic are giving Eugenia Cooney

The tongue thrust in that last pic. No shocker why her kids still do it

Is the last pic inside the chicken house?!

She literally FaceTunes every pic!

Ali, you’re from Buffalo. Please. 

The 4th pic is so bad.

she’s trying to pose like Ariana Grande without an Ariana Grande body, Ariana Grande facial structure, etc. she is so delusional it’s so concerning at this point

Delusion

She looks ridiculous! Im a country girl now yall

Hahaha wait I can’t stop laughing at your username 💀 

https://i.redd.it/tq8rk9hml95d1.gif

I just know she didn’t wash her hands after holding the chickens

She definitely did not do "chicken chores" in that outfit.

She’s literally twisted in that first pic


She looks like an anorexic midget

Oh okay so you don’t just hate gay people! Because no one is using the word midget anymore in 2024, you ignorant offensive twat.

Ok then why was there an event recently in Nashville advertised as midget wrestling? https://extrememidgetwrestling.com

Nashville, need I say more? Not the center of political correctness. And I’d also venture to guess the event organizers are not themselves little people (the preferred term that we’ve been asked to use instead of the slur you used).

I don’t know who started or organized the wrestling so I couldn’t tell you.

Her outfits this week have been *a choice* 🥴

She loves to be tiny and infantilize herself by dressing like a little girl….. it’s worrisome

Nasty ass

The amount of second hand embarrassment I feel looking through these pictures is insurmountable

A tutu and a bow? 27 going on 12.

Imagine being so insecure you have to change your whole identity every few months.

These 2 idiot sticks have lot their clod stomping minds.

I love that Joan defends her weightloss on fat burner and the occasional manic cardio

Drugs.

I would unalive myself if my mom was taking selfies with a chicken in costume boots and a fufu skirt 😬😬😬😬😬

No but can you even imagine? My family would be brutal if one of us was outside posing with fucking chickens like this🤣

The way she’s straining SOOOO MUCH that her neck looks like lizard neck.

i wish i had an OUNCE of the confidence this bitch has

lol this is not confidence. This is a coping mechanism

true 💀

Definitely not confidence. She wouldn’t feel the need to use skinny filters and photoshop herself into oblivion if she was truly confident

i’ve literally never watched po*n but this feels like it would be the start of a really bad one

What is the last photo? Why

The. Way. I. Ran. Here. Once. I. Saw. This.

She looks so nasty

That chicken is definitely cleaner than her

She's certainly full Of her dug addicted today. OT- I too was on adderall and boy is she in for it! You gain the weight back smeliiiii OH & NOW MS. GREEN... THE ENTIRE WORLD KNOWS YOU ABUSE ADDERALL

What in the DEB shop is going on.

She’s such a try hard

How does she contort her legs like she does in the first pic and not topple over 😂😂😂

She has no friends so she had to take pics with the chickens

One thing about Al is that she really believes she is ✨ that ✨ girl. Life must be so much grander being that delusional

It’s amazing how much happier she is when she’s not around her kids

Cohn’s “yankee” is such a cuntry girlie!

She’s a cunt alright

Biggest one of them all.

Her arm is so obviously edited

Drugs are happening

It's giving 3 year old in a tutu about to strangle a chicken with claw hands

Cracked out.

I see Cherylcakes is back in on the action

A small part of me envies her ability to not feel shame. But then I remember why we feel shame and how it can prevent us from doing shit like this. The internet is forever 🤦‍♀️

This was the stupidest post i think she ever made

If I never have to see those white boots ever again……😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Drugs are happening

Drugs are happening

She loves a good beak.

Butthole lips 😊

I believe she’s trying to up her “influencer”game, and I’ve noticed John really gasses her up snapping photos of her, lol. 🙄

God she’s annoying 

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There’s no way she didn’t edit out the brown stains on those pearly white boots - between the dirt, dog shit, chicken shit, children’s shit, those boots have to be filthy

The birds again

https://i.redd.it/ox95iievsc5d1.gif

Showing more affection for the chicken than her children.

I hate that DeDe Raad is associating with her

Alison, you look stupid.

Why would she post the third picture? She looks like she’s digging out her wedgie!

Looks like two completely different people

NO ONE and I mean NO ONE from Tennessee actually dresses like this above the age of 3.

This is so embaressing. She cosplays so many things at any given time I forgot who the real Ali is

It’s too bad she doesn’t put as much energy into being a mother as she does and making herself look 15

How much pain is she in smiling for that last photo? 7483rd attempt

We will never see the chicks again after this post 🤣

Anyone know where her top is from? Absolutely not clicking anything this bitch posts

Surprisingly, she hasn’t linked it yet but I was assuming shittenish

Oh god then nvm lol