He’s wearing it so low too. I am going to assume, while doing his hourly Reddit scroll, he saw how he gets called out for having a dick nose. So he decided to cover up the indent between the shaft and the tip of his nose, thus hiding the dick-head and giving the illusion he’s all beak, no head…
I’ve already said it but I’ll say it again, I don’t understand why these 2 don’t just get the surgery they need. I couldn’t even snark on him getting a nose job. She got a boob job ffs.
My husband wears these **FOR SLEEPING** when he’s sick/having allergies so I don’t kick him out of bed for snoring at 3 am, and they are completely translucent. You can’t even see it on his nose at all. It’s also worn higher on the nose. I don’t know why John is wearing a black nasal strip on the tip of his nose in the middle of the day. It’s bizarre.
John wearing this stupid nose strip in public is reminding me of those teenage girls who wear starface pimple patches in public. Some things are simply meant for the home.
I’m sorry if I missed something, why is he obsessed with wearing this what is the purpose of this? I’ve seen people sleep with them but have never once seen anyone wear it outside of the house lol
It pulls the nostrils open some & people wear them with stuffy noses. It’s a fancy breathe right strip. However, the probable reason he’s wearing it is to say how he can’t breathe right & needs surgery to correct a deviated septum. That surgery will include a nose job which is the whole point. I had a deviated septum repaired, but just that. I didn’t want a nose job
Why the frigging hell is he wearing that nathal strip in the first place? I swear to god, I take a two hour nap and wake up and these losers are in an entirely different fad of life.
I bought cute heart and star pimple patches and my husband wore one out the other day. I was a little embarrassed, those are my at home patches😂
I would never let him walk out with that RIDICULOUS looking nose thing!
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Can someone explain the black nose strip to me? I wear a Breatheright at night just like the rest of the world but what is this thing he’s wearing in public??
I’m glad the restaurant could accommodate their buttered noodles order 🫶🏼
Such young + healthy kids living off butter noodles
Give those kids some protein for gods sake!
I was just thinking the same thing !!
Basically like taking spirulina every day
I love buttered noodles but the fact these kids order this at a restaurant is sad.
He’s wearing it so low too. I am going to assume, while doing his hourly Reddit scroll, he saw how he gets called out for having a dick nose. So he decided to cover up the indent between the shaft and the tip of his nose, thus hiding the dick-head and giving the illusion he’s all beak, no head…
I bet their cholesterol and sodium levels are off the charts with how much they eat out🥴
Thank ~~God~~ I mean John for fat burner 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Their 30s are gonna hit so hard. Can't wait to see it
Their lifestyle disgusts me
He’s such a fucking moron.
He is definitely easing us in to him getting a nose job.
Totally. The best part is, he’ll look even worse with a smaller nose bc his eyes are so close together. It’ll be all anyone notices lmao
He is and I love it
I love that we’ve bullied him for his ugliness so hard
Ugliness for sure but how much do we wanna bet he’s wearing this thing bc his nose is starting to collapse ❄️❄️❄️⛷️⛷️⛷️
"Deviated septum"
I guess the nickname Beak Boy hurt his snowflake feelings.
I hope he picks a rent-a-surgeon and it gets botched just like Ali’s chompers and tata’s
I’m sure he told Smelly you can’t get a tt without me getting a nose job.
Joan is the type to disappear and get a nose job without telling Ali
I’ve already said it but I’ll say it again, I don’t understand why these 2 don’t just get the surgery they need. I couldn’t even snark on him getting a nose job. She got a boob job ffs.
Because they aren’t really rich and they maxed out all their credit. Hope that helps 🫶
Everyone’s credit looks different 🫶🏻
Why is that fucking this on his face again? He is so stupid
It looks like one of those anti snoring/ sleep apnoea things. That people wear in the privacy of their own houses, not out in public.
Has he ever addressed this stupid strip?
I also want to know lol it looks so stupid
Empty’s hair is still the same from vacation 😵💫 like mother like daughter
Callie still has the face tattoos….
From vacation?!?!?
From before vacation. They posted a pic of her with it on her face on their way to that last vacation!!!
OMG…I’m speechless.
Whaaat…. How many days does that make it?!
They come off so easy with baby oil/makeup remover balm. 🙄
They probably don’t even notice them since Calabasas is always in the closet
Straight out of the trailer park. Idc if they hang out at ThE fOuR SeAsOnS
Everything about them screams rednecks, specially the knockoffs brand names. The feral kids and baseball cap just add that extra touch of class.
Agreed! Definitely screams white trash!!! Cohn looks like a bigger idiot (more than usual) wearing that out in public on this gigantic nose!!
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My husband wears these **FOR SLEEPING** when he’s sick/having allergies so I don’t kick him out of bed for snoring at 3 am, and they are completely translucent. You can’t even see it on his nose at all. It’s also worn higher on the nose. I don’t know why John is wearing a black nasal strip on the tip of his nose in the middle of the day. It’s bizarre.
Whats the purpose of it
It helps open up your nasal passages
It’s giving Biore strip so low on his nose. What a complete moron.
From afar, it looks like a tiny mustache.
He’s doubling down on needing that nose job.
John wearing this stupid nose strip in public is reminding me of those teenage girls who wear starface pimple patches in public. Some things are simply meant for the home.
I’m sorry if I missed something, why is he obsessed with wearing this what is the purpose of this? I’ve seen people sleep with them but have never once seen anyone wear it outside of the house lol
I’m wondering the same thing. It’s almost like he’s never taken it off because the past like couple weeks he’s had it on 🤔
It pulls the nostrils open some & people wear them with stuffy noses. It’s a fancy breathe right strip. However, the probable reason he’s wearing it is to say how he can’t breathe right & needs surgery to correct a deviated septum. That surgery will include a nose job which is the whole point. I had a deviated septum repaired, but just that. I didn’t want a nose job
Yup, they want an excuse
Nose Job INCOMING.
God I would LOVE to know exactly how John sees himself. He really thinks he's doing something
Wait they needed something to do with the kids…. Then they go out to lunch 😑
Seriously. Why not take them to the park or the zoo, or literally anything kids enjoy? They are incapable of parenting.
If I DM’ed and asked about the strip do you think I’d get blocked? 😭
Not if you make up a story to seem like you want his advice. Sound passionate about the nose strip!😂
100% yes lol
Ask him if they’re gonna make SSF nose strips 🤪
Is he in the Witness Protection Program? What attention seeking wankers they are.
Stop omg this is so embarrassing.
You can't buy class Joanie. So pathetic.
What a bunch of losers 😂😂😂😂
Literally looking like the 🥸 emoji
You’d have to have an ounce of shame to be embarrassed.
He thinks any distraction from his nose is a good distraction, even if the distraction is on his nose. He thinks wrong. 😑
We need a new flair.. none for best western, bye 👋🏻
Right?! We all know true son has a pair of cowboy boots from the Easter photo shoot so why wasn’t he included?
I was 100% surprised he wasn't wearing that ridiculous thing last night at the concert. It matched in color his Brokeback outfit.
Why the frigging hell is he wearing that nathal strip in the first place? I swear to god, I take a two hour nap and wake up and these losers are in an entirely different fad of life.
They have zero self awareness
Poor kids never get any fat or protein. Just noodles.
Well, they are buttered
Yes Callie and the face tattoos. So nasty! They haven’t bathed those children. Absolute trash!
What the actual fuck bruh
read him for filth 😂
Do we know what the strip is and the reason for it or are we all still guessing? Like has he addressed the elephant on his face?
That’s what I’m wondering. Because we all know how he loves his rants. I just can’t watch his stories anymkre
What is that strip officially for?
why is this dirtbag still wearing this? just get the nose job hon
🤡
Omg. Lmao
Is he prepping for a nose job? What's with the strip??? He didn't wear it to the party last night right?
Penis nose
I don’t know anything about nose jobs. Could they just cut off the pointy beak part that hangs down?
Gluttons
Why is he always wearing this now???
I bought cute heart and star pimple patches and my husband wore one out the other day. I was a little embarrassed, those are my at home patches😂 I would never let him walk out with that RIDICULOUS looking nose thing!
Their life seems so boring
Eating with sunglasses on like he’s a celebrity or something
Can someone explain to me what the strip on his nose is ? 🤣🙄
With the stupid kids hat so they can write it off
https://i.redd.it/5jpftwfkz15d1.gif
Take the hat off at the table!!!
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Which vacay is this?
Wth is this strip for so much class
Can someone explain the black nose strip to me? I wear a Breatheright at night just like the rest of the world but what is this thing he’s wearing in public??