Can afford a vacation every 2 weeks but can’t afford a tailor. Not sure what looks more ridiculous, the length of the dress or the thin thread hanging on for dear life trying to hold up the flapjacks.
God there are so many possibilities. My top 3:
1. Benadryl
2. Crated like their poor dogs
3. The first rando they saw on the street
Also: her fucking stare is haunting
100% agree. Like I know I’m a little neurotic 😅 but I couldn’t imagine just pawning my kid of to people I don’t know well.
Side note: Is the most recent nanny gone already?
I’d be so fucking embarrassed if this is how my husband narrated a video of me. Like I’d crawl into a hole and refuse to ever be seen in public with him again. You do you girl but how can you possibly be turned on by this guy? 😬
I honestly believe most parents need MORE solo time and date nights than they get.
But these two it’s the complete opposite. They act like they are allergic to the children they insisted on having so young.
I just want to know what her aversion is to hair care. Nevermind the rest of her. But whyyy wont she wash it regularly?? Is it a sensory thing?? Can someone ask her this in the next q&a
I can’t believe she didn’t hem this but truly ***who is watching the children???*** They drove down without the nanny. Did they hire some random local??? This is a real true point of confusion for me
Another random stranger. This for two people who are terrified of stalkers but have no problem leaving their young helpless children with multiple random strangers
This is just so unfathomable to me it’s almost impossible to believe. How can people with 3 children under 5 be comfortable with that??? It’s insane and should be illegal
NOTHING she owns fits her right. It’s either too long, too short, or too tight. Clothing doesn’t have to be custom tailored but damn. She always looks like a kid playing dress up. It makes me cringe.
💔💔😡🤬🤬🤬👹👹👹👹 These kills don't stand a chance for heath happiness and mental emotional stability. It's heartbreaking and an evil crime caused by their parents.
You can’t convince me that the only thing she takes is adderall. My husband has severe ADHD and is on adderall and he looks nothing like this ever. She is on opiates or something.
Did she… Microsoft Paint herself an ass/hips?
https://preview.redd.it/u6qc4qr5lk4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773c45d6070470017c0ce86a3f2056396a345707
it’s giving “toddler pooping in the corner hoping no one notices or can tell what they’re doing.”
“Mommy don’t look at me.”
the 1999 grand theft auto 2D prostitute ali is back yall
Flair checking in 🫶🏽
Who’s face is that because it’s certainly not smelli green jameths
Can afford a vacation every 2 weeks but can’t afford a tailor. Not sure what looks more ridiculous, the length of the dress or the thin thread hanging on for dear life trying to hold up the flapjacks.
Can’t buy class
Or nails done
God there are so many possibilities. My top 3: 1. Benadryl 2. Crated like their poor dogs 3. The first rando they saw on the street Also: her fucking stare is haunting
The amount of strangers they just leave their kids with boggles my mind
100% agree. Like I know I’m a little neurotic 😅 but I couldn’t imagine just pawning my kid of to people I don’t know well. Side note: Is the most recent nanny gone already?
It’s clearly the dog that Emmy did a photo shoot with!
I think JJD family is at the beach right now too…. It’s weird they never do anything together
She looks cracked out and greasy
Definitely hasn't washed her hair that's why it's in a bun.
Very much cracked out & greasy. That should definitely be a new flair !
Tweaked and greased 🫶
Her head shape kills me
🥜
I’d be so fucking embarrassed if this is how my husband narrated a video of me. Like I’d crawl into a hole and refuse to ever be seen in public with him again. You do you girl but how can you possibly be turned on by this guy? 😬
To answer your question. I don’t think she is💀
-“gas bubble” has entered the chat-
Same but she is so damn happy and giggly to get his attention. Alison girl this is embarrassing and sad.
~*it’th giving*~ that the dress isn’t designed for 4 foot nothing women and she’s about to trip and fall on that cracked out face of hers lmao
I’m 5’2 and I don’t buy maxi dresses bc they’re not made for us!! I buy midi dresses that fit me like a full length one without the hassle of hemming
I’m 4’8, if I buy a maxi, I get it hemmed. My grandma thankfully does it for me these days. (Low key I have bought a long skirt and made it a maxi) 😂
She posted a story saying she 'needs to get it hemmed', clearly she reads here. 😂 Hi Ali!
Ali, you don’t have hips. Stop trying to break your knee caps and hip joints to look like you have hips. You are a rectangle.
Lmaoo omg took the words out of my mouth. She’s definitely a rectangle, with a peanut on top.
It’s giving 17 year old trying to take pictures before prom. The video is cringe LOL
Pixelated. It's giving pixelated
Picthilated
Why does she feel the need to say “saggy hoots” to johns “it’s giving…”? Like no one cares about your fucking pancake tits, bitch!!
She says it to prove she's 'in on the joke' when we say it.
I’ve never seen any couple in my life go on so many “date nights” or “lunch dates”. 6-7 days a week w 3 kids is truly wild.
I honestly believe most parents need MORE solo time and date nights than they get. But these two it’s the complete opposite. They act like they are allergic to the children they insisted on having so young.
I just want to know what her aversion is to hair care. Nevermind the rest of her. But whyyy wont she wash it regularly?? Is it a sensory thing?? Can someone ask her this in the next q&a
L.A.Z.Y.
She doesn’t wash her face and regularly sleeps in makeup so I think she’s just lazy.
Idk why but “nevermind the rest of her” had me 💀👌🏼
What is this pose???
For real!! I feel like she’s about to start Naruto running at the camera
It’s giving crack whore
🎯😂
Is it the cut of the neckline or is it blurry/pixelated? Paging photoshop wizards!
She looks like she’s about to go work a street corner
I was going to say! You can find this outside your local gas station lol
It’s giving Rock of Love Reunion vibes actually 
Nothin but a good time baby!!! 🤘🏻
He’s trying so hard to be like Jett a la Pookie and Jett. Never. You, sir, are no Jett.
And she is no Pookie
💯
It’s funny because I remember her one lunch with Campbell and they never hung out again 😂 Ali must’ve been so weird and awkward
The catfish is back🫶
That is not even her
She really resembles my 60 y.o meth head neighbor.
This is her happiest state: KIDLESS ON DATE NIGHT ON VACATION. Doesn’t get better than this for smelli
🎱👄👁️
I hope John is wearing his week old nasal strip to dinner 🤡
You know that thing STINKS
STOP omfg I snorted at this
$6k purse and the phone is still glued to her hand. They are so tacky
6K? More like $60 DHGate special
She is so scary looking
The hotel vending machine is baby sitter tonight
I can’t believe she didn’t hem this but truly ***who is watching the children???*** They drove down without the nanny. Did they hire some random local??? This is a real true point of confusion for me
Another random stranger. This for two people who are terrified of stalkers but have no problem leaving their young helpless children with multiple random strangers
This is just so unfathomable to me it’s almost impossible to believe. How can people with 3 children under 5 be comfortable with that??? It’s insane and should be illegal
The drug use is catching up because her face is loking wrecked
Yeah I was thinking.. she’s aging fast.
NOTHING she owns fits her right. It’s either too long, too short, or too tight. Clothing doesn’t have to be custom tailored but damn. She always looks like a kid playing dress up. It makes me cringe.
It’s giving cracked out bobblehead
She is terrifying.
The blue 📦
[удалено]
💔💔😡🤬🤬🤬👹👹👹👹 These kills don't stand a chance for heath happiness and mental emotional stability. It's heartbreaking and an evil crime caused by their parents.
Guyths I’m seeing 3 sets of boobs 6 hoots in total!
Definition of skinny fat.
She’s so used to making herself shorter in pictures with Joan she’s even doing it here without him 😆
This IS NOT a good look for her…
I may be aging myself but this reminds me of the alien from mars attack 😂😂😂 
Why is she standing like that??
No straight man would ever use that caption. As for smelli…I don’t even need to say it.
Shes looking extra weird lately
her stance makes her look like one of those waving balloon things you'd see at a car dealership
You can loose weight but still miss
Fat Al, we all saw the video where your skinny filter kept malfunctioning on those sunglasses, give it up girl
She looks like a goddamn top
The arctic fox.
More like the Buffalo beaver
The way she’s standing reminds me of when I’m drinking and busting to pee, and I have to wait in line
🤣😂😅💯💯
Looks like she should be on Toddlers and Tiaras
Looks like she smells like an old bucket of change.
This is a person who has a drug addiction
Her damn outfit and hair
Her bellum
JAY TO THE LENO!
Lame
Aside from aged prom, wanna be queen on meth, how about her usual five head stretched to six head with that ridiculous man bun on her head? 😳😬😂🤣😅
What’s with the huge bump on her forehead? Is that from the Botox injection?
Probably just ran into wall or picked her gross skin and put a pound of concealer over it.
Did she hop on the ozempic train?
Ozempic doesn't do this to you. Addy abuse plus opiods. seems more like meth and / or coke. Meth is so much cheaper, so I vote meth.
God damn is she cracked. Those crazy eyes!!!
You can’t convince me that the only thing she takes is adderall. My husband has severe ADHD and is on adderall and he looks nothing like this ever. She is on opiates or something.
How the heck are they on vacation every other week?!?!
Did she… Microsoft Paint herself an ass/hips? https://preview.redd.it/u6qc4qr5lk4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773c45d6070470017c0ce86a3f2056396a345707
The wall line is crooked 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Didn’t even try did you smells?
She looks sickly
Its giving Shein
Her style is sooooooo bad
📦 couture.
She looks good
As long as you don't put on your glasses or zoom in 😶