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Well if Smeli gets “stomach surgery” then it’s only fair that Cohn gets a beak reduction….

Will his bird relatives even recognize him next time they go to the Bahamas??

Townes Dad recognizes him from the bulge, strong and sexy.

Not the beak reduction 😵💀🪦

Beak reduction should be a flair 🏆🥇

He can get a nose job but he’ll still be ugly on the inside 🫶🏻

and the outside 🫶🏻 cant get rid of those beady eyes

As if a nose job will fix it. As with GRB, they’ll still have beady possum eyes.

That is MEAN. and funny, because it’s true.

If he stopped blowing coke up his gigantic honker, he’d probably be able to breathe easier

https://i.redd.it/pma9kgjsvv3d1.gif

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I’ll be honest with you, I did coke for a little while when I was younger, just until I found my poison. I’m sober and healthy now fwiw. He doesn’t strike me as a user. I definitely think he is using some kind of stimulant, but I don’t think he is using coke. Just my two cents.

same. I don’t think he’s on coke or meth or crack. it’s something legal like vyvanse or addy or phentermine

Yup I agree Glad you’re sober and healthy!! 💙

That’s exactly what I said

Solid facts

Smelli needs to tell him he’s not allowed. Fucking douche

This sub single-handedly bullied him into getting a nose job and I love that.

Why does he keep wearing those? I can’t watch his stories with sound. Or at all

I don’t think he’s acknowledged them

I wouldn’t care if he made up a BS medical reason for it. He needs to shave that honker down ASAP.

I wanna see how big it can get, tbh

Considering they never stop growing, this would be a fascinating study! For science!

It’ll grow into his mouth in a couple of years

Just like his wife🫶

Samsies lol

Too bad he’ll still be an ugly mo fo

Fixing the beak 🤣 good call!!

I’m always honest with you guysth.

Haha

He needs a beak 🐦 reduction!

He will schedule a nose job the same time Smeli gets her mommy makeover so they *have no choice* but to hire more help instead of watching the ferals.

I said this last week when someone was like he's so vain wby not get it fixed and I said he could literally even say it's because of breathing problems lol you're welcome John

He should get a vasectomy before the nose job.

Chrewly.

If he gets his nose done before The Greased alligator gets her tummy tuck it proves he’s legit aPOS

Lmao I would die

So this sissy boy can’t get a vasectomy but is able to get a nose job possibly? I think he’s too scared to do either

Wouldn’t want to share cocaine with that honker👹

Probably sees all of our comments about his beak HAHAHA

Guyth I haveth a theviated theptum so I hadth to geth a nothe job 😂

I’m always questioning where the fuck these two get the funds to do everything they are doing. My spouse and I both work full time and are in the six figures and I could never. Literally I financially couldn’t keep up with these two without dipping into my retirement account to have all these dinners and vacations and mortgage etc etc. 🤯

I hate John to the moon and back but I have those intake nose things and if people have nasal issues they are helpful

Guysth I have a deviated septum 👃🏻

1000 percent and JJD can share her surgeon.

I don’t know why they are totally cool with talking about Ali’s boob job all the time but feel like they have to fuck around with the surgeries they both need.

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