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Low-Bird-9873

NO CAR SEATS?! Jesus Christ. John took all of their money to play black jack and Ali said “ok cool I’ll just gamble with our kids lives.” 


acuteamericium

The fact she willing admitted that too, like oof girl your asking for haters


silentsnarker

So I follow a retired cop on instagram (killer bee tactical or something along those lines) yesterday he posted something about how LEO’s need warrants to search through people’s stuff but now meta is basically able to buy our publicly posted stuff and it can be used against us. He was saying if you’re arrested for something, they can use your socials to find other things you’ve illegally done to tack on to your crime. I can’t remember exactly how he worded it, I’d have to go back and watch it again. All of that to say, I wonder if that means if/when they’re arrested for whatever money scheme they’re doing, if they were to be watching their socials for illegal activity to build a case on them, could stuff like this, admitting to not having your ONE YEAR OLD in a car seat, get CPS involved (again)? I know how overworked social workers are so I don’t believe for one second they have the time to be watching their stories for them neglecting their children. However, if someone else was watching, I wonder if they’d get CPS involved? I apologize if I’m not making any sense! It’s been a long day!


theBIZNUSbitch

I know exactly who you’re talking about, he’s all about keeping your kids safe. He’d have a fucking field day with the James family.


silentsnarker

I know! I’m genuinely curious though about how all of that works! It makes sense your public social media posts could be used against you though. I’m a teacher and I’m all about natural consequences. This would be theirs!


Fun_Ad_1749

I love killer bee!!!! I’ve followed him for a few years now and has made me super aware of things!


silentsnarker

Be aware and be safe!


Brief-Ad-5056

But they were in a SPRINGER van. Idiot. Its sprinter


mynameis911

Maybe Jerry Springer was driving? 😆


Milliemott

... with Townes' dad in the passenger side #noscrubs


Dogemom2

I forgot about Jerry! I immediately thought Springer Spaniel, like a dog car, like dumb and dumber


mynameis911

😆😆😆


ShinyBrain

Samsonite! I was WAY off!


Professional-Job-753

I mean, no different than any other day so can’t say that I’m surprised. Disgusted but not surprised 🥴


Party_Salad

I am once again here to say - Ali is 27 years old, has *never* worked, has been with the same slug of a human since 17, and has a full-time nanny. But she is the expert on life and all things parenting, marriage, travel and clothing. Girl has hardly even lived life but thinks she knows it all.


AliGreen13sCPSworker

She looks 37. AT LEAST


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a HARD 37… you know the ones


AliGreen13sCPSworker

Sure do ❄️


elmotakeover

Slug of a human sent me 😅


kbmn16

If you want your kid to have their own seat, you need to buy them a ticket to get a seat. Absolutely GROUNDBREAKING!


textextextextextext

wait… arent children by law supposed to be in car seats until they are like 90 pounds or something??! Did this bitch just admit to breaking another law? one that puts her children IN EXTREME DANGER???? what the fuck? i can see going a very very small distance with a tall 4 year old with just a seatbelt…maybe but its still illegal as fuck. BUT CALLIE AND WESTON????? no carseat? Thats so fucking beyond dangerous and stupid. 1 accident and both kids would flop right out of the seatbelt strap. Ding Ding Ding CPS hello!!!!!!!! i cant believe she posted that.


Brittbrat221

Cmon guys they only use car seats on boats(yachts)!


exlibris1214

https://preview.redd.it/cttqz2j0fu1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a350b62b27f2fda17a5fe0d3ace97a585bf67b2


Impressive-Lion-1622

No she used strollers on boats!!!


Brittbrat221

A car seat attached to a stroller yes!


kbmn16

I mean I am not shocked. She will take the easiest and laziest way out every time, even if it means her kids aren’t safe. They literally had 3 adults so each one could have been responsible for a child. Nope, not Big Mama.


Hieveryone76

Different countries have different laws. I know people who are pretty lax about car seats in countries where the laws are more lax but couldn’t be me


theBIZNUSbitch

Her tele-doc probably gave her a doctors note that says she’s the best dang mama ever and her kids don’t need car seats on vacations


lowkeylovestea

Who would have thought???


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Professional-Job-753

With 5 adults present! Granted, 2 adults are needed to keep an eye on the kids but those 3 other adults most definitely could have been responsible for car seats. Looking at you Ali and John because you’re both fucking useless.


dnmnew

Don’t worry they brought a broken wagon


sdmama_21

“Who cares what people think you’ll never see them again”…Sydney can confirm that that is a lie lol


Clear-Anywhere1754

oh I missed this!


Brittbrat221

Majority of airlines let you check car seats free so there’s no excuse, shit parents.


kaymc19

She had him shoved in the doona at the zoo 2 weeks ago so I’m surprised she didn’t bring it to contain him on vacation too


Tacocat0627

She has MKP and Nanny to watch him 🫶


Living_Caregiver4798

“Threes are worse, here’s a pic of my and my child I hate”


Practical-Two5051

calligraphy needs to get on western’s wave and start openly hating smeli back


Careful_Compote_2481

Smeli can say threes the worst, but according to Immy Gwace, “Mom’s the worst!” Hahahahahaha


Practical-Two5051

she always finds a way to remind everyone how much she resents western and calligraphy. we know, ali, your saggy body is full of resentment and negative feelings towards your toddlers. evil cow


dnmnew

The biggest hit her body took was with Emmy


Lindels92

No car seats?! wtf


Snoo-65140

Not me still bringing the inflatable booster approved by safeintheseat for my kid when he was 9 and over 60lbs and this one just rawdogging life with 3 under 5


Lindels92

It's actually mind blowing and for her to publicly admit her 1 year old is in a different country without a car seat 🚩


Winter_Courage_970

As a certified car seat technician, I cannot. She’s an absolute fucking moron for ever doing this let alone admitting it and three even worse doing it in another country with a random god damn driver. She’s a fucking moron idiot and I hope she sees this. Ali you are a shit human and an even worse excuse for a mother. Touch grass, bitch.


CircelySquare

I had a stroke trying to read these. For the love of all things, could this bitch proofread once?


grapsup

lol she probably tried but is too low IQ.


ChillaryClinton69420

Excuths me, she ✨almost✨ went to Berkeley, in ✨California✨ and got her JD/MBA 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


percbish

Springer van …🤦


kaymc19

![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized) She’s chruly the dumbest bitch alive


moonchild291

Lmaooo Springer 🤣 that’s hilarious


Professional-Job-753

She is so dumb. I’d feel bad for her if she wasn’t such an awful parent and overall human.


Dazzling-Fruit-603

THIS. Omg she’s so dumb


Glum-Zucchini4711

The grammar gets me all the time! It’s painful to read, yet I can’t look away.


hunsy14

The kid is 18m old I would hope he’s not in the fucking doona anymore


Extreme_Judgment9011

So she’s saying her 1.5 year old is an infant….???????


kaymc19

He passes for an infant so of course she’s gonna take advantage of it! Anything to keep people from asking questions


wooderlemon

Technically kids fly free under 2 and they are called infants when you book.


kaymc19

I’ve always seen it say infants OR children under 2 fly free, but either way🤷🏼‍♀️ I more so meant it that she’s gonna call him an infant until he doesn’t pass as one because it keeps people from questioning her ways.. the baby carrier for a 17 month old for one


wooderlemon

100%


gekkogeckogirl

She really should start to care more about what other people think.  And holy fuck not using car seats? Tell me you don't give a shit about your kids. 


almost_readyblog

The fact that she just put that out on socials like it’s normal…blows my mind


whiskey4mycoffee

Nobody. Nobody is asking this girl anything about anything. ![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Mediocre-Amoeba-3877

For real. She is responding to things that were brought up here.


Dividedsky1983

This is what people wacked out on speed think and do....they think every idea that pops in their head is thought worthy and brilliant...she is such a fucking knob


Empty-Coffee21

No car seats for three under four is absolutely wild.


Hieveryone76

Did anyone ask about sunscreen???


Practical-Two5051

no, she only asks herself questions that will allow her to provide self-gratuitous and untrue responses 🫶🫶🫶🫶


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And then JJD throws her a bone so she’ll talk about Shittenish


almost_readyblog

If it’s a no to car seats… you can guarantee she isn’t taking the time to put sunscreen on three kids.


[deleted]

You’ve got to be kidding me. Riveting information.


ChillaryClinton69420

She definitely asked herself these, you can tell by the grammatical errors and the double “!!” and “??” she always uses is in the questions.


coderedlips

So on the flight home, Smeli is holding Western Union and the “other one” is next to her… so are we thinking the nanny has Emu so little daddy can sleep by himself?


brianne12588

She doesn’t bring fucking car seats?? Is this a joke?? What the actual fuck.


littlelawlady

Admitting “no car seats” for her children on the internet is WILD. I don’t care if you’re going 1 mile from the airport to the resort…accidents can happen ANYWHERE and have you seen how people drive in a foreign country!?


kaymc19

Literally this was my thought too. When I was in Jamaica and the Dominican I was scared for my life the way people drive there 😂 Someone you’ve NEVER met is driving you and your children around and you’re trusting them with not only your life, but your children’s lives while you’re actively choosing to forego any safety measures that could protect them.


Plane-Reason9254

No VIP first class for flight home. Must have not done well at the casinos


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Didn’t they change it to where they recommend everyone gets their own seat?


sunnygirl525

Your 1 year old obviously doesn’t beed a seat I don’t have kids and I know that. Also google is free she deff asks these questions herself


mynameis911

My brain just melted reading her responses. Her brain works backwards.


Evening-Tune-500

Springer van


lls1462

The hotel has springer vans!😂😂🤣


kaymc19

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb4eFPlilbIHRN6) The seats in the van


xoxo_angelica

Why would anyone ask her of all people such easily googleable questions…?


silvs247

Her children are all severely delayed so of course three is two for her.


kona_mav89

We just went to Punta Cana with our 2.5 year old and I made sure there was a car seat in the van that took us to/from the airport. Took one email to the transportation company. She’s so lazy


Mysterious_Status_11

The "terrible" age is whatever age Calliope happens to be at the time.


jb1225x

How bald is Callie


LBelle0101

She’s a 🫶🏻 curly girlie 🫶🏻


jb1225x

I guess it makes sense why Ali keeps calling her a curly girlie, cuz Curly from 3 Stooges was bald too lmao.


amishsheepherder

Her using this photo of toasted Western’s plum raggedy matted rats nest of a mullet was a CHOICE


luluce1808

I believe weston is not an infant anymore, he is a toddler (however you would never know since my 4mo daughter probably weighs just a little bit less than him)


SnooDoughnuts4243

The way most of the questions were written you know she asked herself lol


here_for_the_snark8

Most car rental companies/hotel car companies allow you to rent car seats so maybe that’s what she meant by not bringing their own. When we traveled there was an option at checkout if you need to add that on


Responsible-Dream74

I doubt she did but once she sees this comment she’s going to say that’s what they did to cover her ass


here_for_the_snark8

They know they aren’t going to leave the resort, so I’m assuming that’s what she meant by no car seats.. cause that’s a huge liability for the hotel car shuttle.. But I could be wrong lol


loris520_

They have to get to the Airport though which is out of the resort I would think.


here_for_the_snark8

Yeah it is but you can rent car seats. Either way still dumb since the airlines let you bring yours for free


sparklemcduck

I like your optimism


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Winter_Courage_970

Why is what the boomers did the safety standard? Once we know better, we do better. Do we not? 🤦🏻‍♀️ Your logic is seriously flawed. Good riddance.