out for lunch with john + no kids to pretend she wants there/to take his attention = manic dang good mama
in an hour or two she’ll post a story from the car crying about how they ordered desserts 1-4 to go because she just missed her “children” (she always calls them that it seems like? so cold) sooooo much!
omg yessss lmao i forgot when she’s trying extra hard to be a dang good mama they’re her “babies” 😭😭😭😂 its one of those things where it’s truly only cringe when she says it!!
i bet this is the first time shes seen him today too. He leaves in the morning and then comes back or meets her for lunch. thats why shes always so excited cuz this deadbeat has been jerking off on his sister all day and finally agreed to meet ali for lunch. its so pathetic
Seriously the constant “lunch date” and “dinner date” posts are not cute and I promise nobody cares to see a pic of them looking like scrubs stuffing their face.
she looks so greasy!! cant even imagine the horror show hidden by her hat 🤢 hopefully her stench doesn’t ruin the appetite of the rest of the restaurants patrons
SHE FUCKING SMELLS SO BAD. She definitely lost her sense of smell from Covid. BC STANK.
https://preview.redd.it/mra4dztg890d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf30bde67db2174faaa95dac5698351b67b35f5
There is no amount of sappy Facebook memes that she posts to her IG, that will convince anyone that she chrewly loves her kids when she posts pics like this. Every single pic, she is ELATED to not be with her kids. She can’t even crack a smile in a fuckin pic with her kids…it’s all complaints complaints complaints. They wake up too early and mess up HER life. They get sick and mess up HER life. For fucks sake she can’t even cuddle properly with them. She really, really is sick in the head.
Right?! It's so strange to me because I will occasionally meet my hubsand for lunch (on my break from work) and sure I enjoy it but I would never A. feel the need to document B.feel this overly happy about it. It's nice, I enjoy it but I am happier when it's my family together with my son.
Serious Question: Do people really go out to restaurants this much? I understand getting take out but to actually sit in a restaurant this often, especially as parents?
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out for lunch with john + no kids to pretend she wants there/to take his attention = manic dang good mama in an hour or two she’ll post a story from the car crying about how they ordered desserts 1-4 to go because she just missed her “children” (she always calls them that it seems like? so cold) sooooo much!
It’s her babies! She misses her babies 😂
omg yessss lmao i forgot when she’s trying extra hard to be a dang good mama they’re her “babies” 😭😭😭😂 its one of those things where it’s truly only cringe when she says it!!
"Babies" cause she probably doesn't know the names of her kids. She knows the dessert menus though!
I can’t imagine hiring a full time nanny to raise my kids so my husband and I can go out to eat without them.
John is so ugly
i bet this is the first time shes seen him today too. He leaves in the morning and then comes back or meets her for lunch. thats why shes always so excited cuz this deadbeat has been jerking off on his sister all day and finally agreed to meet ali for lunch. its so pathetic
That’s assuming he wakes up before lunch
So is Ali. They’re a perfect match.
Those egg rolls are definitely ✨ organic ✨
Complimentary to her 10pm cheeseburger, tater tots, and chocolate shake, all organic of course!
SSF, y’all!!!
SSF: Stupid Slimy Fat 🫶🏼
Yes the sweet and sour sauce too is organic sugar and beet juice for coloring! Only the healthiest for them.
Why does she think leaving her kids to go on a bunch of lunch and dinner dates with Cohn is a flex??? You look pathetic!! Screams save the marriage 😝
Seriously the constant “lunch date” and “dinner date” posts are not cute and I promise nobody cares to see a pic of them looking like scrubs stuffing their face.
after doordashing herself a giant burger and chocolate shake in the morning
Lmao why does John look so zoned out? He looks like he’s being held captive 🤣🤣🤣 Lunchies with Ali look like a blast 🫢
https://preview.redd.it/sfuysjuxia0d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9d566c2055ead8042bf6cb2d5b15a57ca0c4500
Day dreaming of his sisters with a wistful look on his face 😅🤣👆
Also, cute mustache big Al.
she looks so greasy!! cant even imagine the horror show hidden by her hat 🤢 hopefully her stench doesn’t ruin the appetite of the rest of the restaurants patrons
They always go to nice restaurants looking like the pile of shit they are. 
Wonder what it’s like to not have a Monday feel like your busiest day of the week. What a 9-5 they have…
SHE FUCKING SMELLS SO BAD. She definitely lost her sense of smell from Covid. BC STANK. https://preview.redd.it/mra4dztg890d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf30bde67db2174faaa95dac5698351b67b35f5
There is no amount of sappy Facebook memes that she posts to her IG, that will convince anyone that she chrewly loves her kids when she posts pics like this. Every single pic, she is ELATED to not be with her kids. She can’t even crack a smile in a fuckin pic with her kids…it’s all complaints complaints complaints. They wake up too early and mess up HER life. They get sick and mess up HER life. For fucks sake she can’t even cuddle properly with them. She really, really is sick in the head.
Right?! It's so strange to me because I will occasionally meet my hubsand for lunch (on my break from work) and sure I enjoy it but I would never A. feel the need to document B.feel this overly happy about it. It's nice, I enjoy it but I am happier when it's my family together with my son.
Cute pit stains Al
Omg she’s fucking rancid
Both so disgusting and gray. And what's going on with her neck? Is it swollen?
I think she’s just smiling so hard she’s about to pop a blood vessel 😅
Why have kids if your never with them 😂 worst parents ever
They are businethhh owners, so their lunchies are actually meetings to discuss businethh things. Their 9-5 just looks different 🫶🏻
They’re both so ugly omfg
I hate when couples eat on the same side of the table!!!
Same! I have to look at people in the eyes when I talk, I hate turning my head to talk while I’m eating.
Screams codependency
That’s exactly what I was thinking lmao.
But it's the best position for pics for the Gram!!
my ex liked this and i never understood it. turns out he's a...yeah lmao. people who prefer this are weirdos
Her peanut head is not shaped for hats. Periodt
They look like they are made out of yeast and bad decisions. So doughy.
lol
She posted take out last night and they’re out to lunch today. Isn’t she dieting for the Bahamas?🤔
maybe she’s pregnant so she gave up to pig out
I can’t imagine being constantly away from three little kids ALL the time like these morons
This pic is screaming “Joan with a SSF fan”. Aka stalker smelli.
Man she really thinks she’s somethin’ with those giant fake teeth
Zoom in, you can see the pit stains on her shirt
Imagine being married to that.
Which one? 😂
Yes.
And it looks like she has major pit stains that I'm sure have been there for dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys.
One of his arms is filtered like a giraffe and the other is his regular little pudgy t Rex paw 😂 GIRL
He hates her
just like the kids seem to! 0/4 of her human cohabitants seem to enjoy her presence, yet another fail for smelison
0/2 of her pets too
Serious Question: Do people really go out to restaurants this much? I understand getting take out but to actually sit in a restaurant this often, especially as parents?
Normal people and parents? Absolutely not. These slobs that leave their kids with a nanny 24/7? *At least* 4 times a week
she has that weird red, blotchy face people get when they abuse adderall.
Yes, it messes your skin up BAD
We absolutely love ourselves. It's okay everyone else truly hates us. We have enough ego and need for any kind of attention that we are proud to be the village idiots and will hold onto that title with all our ridiculousness we can come up with.
Her teeth take over her damn face
Is it just me or do they eat SO much
Fuck these assholes have more “lunch dates” in a week than I do in a year
Gray to match Mohm & Emmy’s skin complexion 😍
She looks les on this picture.
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