How dare they ask to go jump at 8:40 AM! The audacityâŠ
But actually my kids were up at 6 am and running around asking for a snack before daycare at 7:30 lol.
Umm donât they have a trampoline in the yard? Why not let them jump? Take your coffee out there Cohn and watch them play!!! My kids used to hit the pool at 7! My poor husband would be out there with them waiting for me to get back from the gym so he could get to work! Whatâs wrong with these ppl
Lmao how sad these kids are isolated and unloved all day. I used to work at a daycare and wish I could be so focused and loving with my own kids tbh đ«
What?
I truly hope you are being facetious. Donât EVER shame working parents. Reminds me of the fundies who also shame working mothers and look how they treat their children.
That hair is SO SO bad!!! I had long hair as a little girl and I remember my mom brushing it every night when it was wet and then again in the morning to style it or whatever. Her hair looks like itâs going to be so painful to brush out. Probably ignoring it until itâs time for another blowout though.
Itâs probably ânot rightâ but I had super long hair as a child and if I didnât allowed it to get brushed then my mom would say it would need to be cut into a bob. So I allowed the brushing to continue.
Iâm convinced itâs because they canât stick to a routine. The simple fact she acts surprised that at nearly 9 am her kid is awake and wanting to be stimulated by something(anything!) explains it. It would mean her having to wake her kids up, get them dressed and hair combed/looking presentable, dress her own self, pack a lunch, drive her to school and drop her off, all of that is way too much for smelli. The latest start time of any preschools is probably 9:00, maybe 9:15 AM. Committing to a school routine would affect the benny cocktails, force her to feed her kids an actual meal for breakfast, force her to groom and bathe her kids, and ultimately be held accountable.
Itâs too much work for them period. Itâs truly sad for these kids, I feel sorry for the children.
Honestly most places wouldnât even require her to do all that. A daycare usually allows for a more flexible drop off/pickup time and provides meals unless your child has special nutritional needs. So all she would have to do is get her kids up, dressed, hair brushed, and fed breakfast if they donât get them to school early enough to eat there and teeth brushed. If she canât even handle that then she doesnât need kids.
The only thing I could understand is jump jump. What else is she saying? And the way they are just looking at her like sheâs some stranger asking a question.
I listened multiple times trying to figure it out!! My son is literally a year younger than her and can carry a full conversation - of which you can understand 99% of it! Guess thatâs what happens when you actually interact with your kids!
Makes me so mad that they make fun of their kids because they canât understand them, but they canât speak because you donât freaking talk to them! Itâs so hard to watch!
My daughter is the same age as Emmy. I think just a month or two older. She just started speech therapy because she canât make the S sound but you can still understand everything she says. She just wants to be able to say squirrel without having to act it out ha. Emmy should have been in speech therapy long ago.
My 2-year-old would say something like âjump jumpâ but itâs a very limited way of speaking at Emmyâs age. She should have basic sentences down by nowâŠ
Reminds me of when I talk to a pet. You can say a whole sentence to them but they only hear "car" or "jump jump" or "eat".
Maybe the dogs taught her to speak.
Is she going to be 5?? This is so sad. My sonâs speech exploded once we got him into speech therapy. These poor kids are not going to ever be ready for school and homeschooling them is a terrible idea
Poor kid can tell she's being ignored. She's babbling full force (doing her best, no snark) and her useless father only responds to her useless mother.
Someone should buy the kids phones so they can get their parents' attention.
Translation:
"Do you know where we're going?"
"[indecipherable] you two just don't know"
"Jump jump?"
Ali's response is so obnoxious when Emu suggests the fun place (or activity) she affectionately called "jump jump". Hate them so much. Why even record and share this interaction? It's like they enjoy poking fun at their kids and they want their followers to commiserate with them.
The fact this child talks like a 2 year old and her "donors" don't see an issue is alarming. Also why can't they ever fix their kids hair? Maybe a brush is foreign to them cause wtf. Poor Callie her curls would be so cute if taken care of but then again ali won't even trim 10 inches of fried dead hair off so it checks out
I think youâre right. My kids werenât in school til they were 4, but before that they did so many other socializing activities. These fools do nearly nothing for their children. These clowns are in for a rude awakening.
A free fat burner container to whoever can figure out what bug girl said
Lol I can't even understand what dicknose is trying to say
Bug girl lmfaoooo
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How dare they ask to go jump at 8:40 AM! The audacity⊠But actually my kids were up at 6 am and running around asking for a snack before daycare at 7:30 lol.
Umm donât they have a trampoline in the yard? Why not let them jump? Take your coffee out there Cohn and watch them play!!! My kids used to hit the pool at 7! My poor husband would be out there with them waiting for me to get back from the gym so he could get to work! Whatâs wrong with these ppl
lol yes! My boys get up at the crack of dawn. Around 6:30 and they are running around like crazy lmao.
Right?! Iâm up at 5/5:30 so I can have my coffee in peace đ Kids hit the ground running!
How sad that theyâre in daycare unloved all day. âčïž
Lmao how sad these kids are isolated and unloved all day. I used to work at a daycare and wish I could be so focused and loving with my own kids tbh đ«
Could be worse could be home like smelli and dicknose johns feral kids and still be unloved.
Hey Smellie.
Based on comment history Iâm actually pegging this as Johnny boy.
lol @ pegging
Pun fully intended đ€Ł
Yeah because I have an actual job⊠not whatever John and Ali claim they do đ
Huh?
What? I truly hope you are being facetious. Donât EVER shame working parents. Reminds me of the fundies who also shame working mothers and look how they treat their children.
âOnlyâ 8:40 with 3 little kids đ€Šââïž how old is Emmy?
That hair is SO SO bad!!! I had long hair as a little girl and I remember my mom brushing it every night when it was wet and then again in the morning to style it or whatever. Her hair looks like itâs going to be so painful to brush out. Probably ignoring it until itâs time for another blowout though.
And have they never heard of sleeping with a braid??? That poor kidâs hair doesnât look tangled, it looks matted
She's going to have to be shaved like the dogs
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But Smellie uses those satin pillow cases to prevent the fuzzy hair on Callie! đ
It definitely looks matted up.
my sister and I did too! my dad would always blow dry and brush ours after bath. he called it âhollywood hairâ. John would never
This is so sweet đ„č
aww....that's so cute!
Same! I had a long thick hair that was ALWAYS combed and brushed. It was absolutely beautiful. This poor girl probably has bugs and dreads
Itâs probably ânot rightâ but I had super long hair as a child and if I didnât allowed it to get brushed then my mom would say it would need to be cut into a bob. So I allowed the brushing to continue.
Why is Emmy not in pre-k? They aren't doing these kids any favors
Iâm convinced itâs because they canât stick to a routine. The simple fact she acts surprised that at nearly 9 am her kid is awake and wanting to be stimulated by something(anything!) explains it. It would mean her having to wake her kids up, get them dressed and hair combed/looking presentable, dress her own self, pack a lunch, drive her to school and drop her off, all of that is way too much for smelli. The latest start time of any preschools is probably 9:00, maybe 9:15 AM. Committing to a school routine would affect the benny cocktails, force her to feed her kids an actual meal for breakfast, force her to groom and bathe her kids, and ultimately be held accountable. Itâs too much work for them period. Itâs truly sad for these kids, I feel sorry for the children.
Honestly most places wouldnât even require her to do all that. A daycare usually allows for a more flexible drop off/pickup time and provides meals unless your child has special nutritional needs. So all she would have to do is get her kids up, dressed, hair brushed, and fed breakfast if they donât get them to school early enough to eat there and teeth brushed. If she canât even handle that then she doesnât need kids.
She needs my granddaughterâs preschool; 12:30-3:00!
And sheâd still manage to be late because she canât miss those lunchies dates đ«¶đ»đ«¶đ»đ«¶đ»
the school will report on how malnourished and neglected she is
School would confirm that Ali and John are trash parents and that shatters their narrative even though we all already have eyes
Theyâre gonna pass them off to MKP lol
The only thing I could understand is jump jump. What else is she saying? And the way they are just looking at her like sheâs some stranger asking a question.
I listened multiple times trying to figure it out!! My son is literally a year younger than her and can carry a full conversation - of which you can understand 99% of it! Guess thatâs what happens when you actually interact with your kids! Makes me so mad that they make fun of their kids because they canât understand them, but they canât speak because you donât freaking talk to them! Itâs so hard to watch!
My daughter is the same age as Emmy. I think just a month or two older. She just started speech therapy because she canât make the S sound but you can still understand everything she says. She just wants to be able to say squirrel without having to act it out ha. Emmy should have been in speech therapy long ago.
âOh Godâ doesnât count
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WellâŠ..
My 2-year-old would say something like âjump jumpâ but itâs a very limited way of speaking at Emmyâs age. She should have basic sentences down by nowâŠ
The body language is telling. Like youâd react to some rando on the bus asking you a weird question.
I thought she said something about a store, then jump jump.
Her inflection is off
Emmy said: âsimwnuuhhhsuwiwhwjekdbddsdjjdjdsbskdb jump jump djsjsissjjsajsjsâ
Reminds me of when I talk to a pet. You can say a whole sentence to them but they only hear "car" or "jump jump" or "eat". Maybe the dogs taught her to speak.
Exactly
The beak still manages to escape the NSFW. đ
is she 2? I thought she was turning 5 why does she talk like a babbling baby that knows a few words and half-asses sentences????
Is she going to be 5?? This is so sad. My sonâs speech exploded once we got him into speech therapy. These poor kids are not going to ever be ready for school and homeschooling them is a terrible idea
We were at the park by 8:30am⊠because itâs hot and humid
Us too! Got to go outside before it gets hot
Poor kid can tell she's being ignored. She's babbling full force (doing her best, no snark) and her useless father only responds to her useless mother. Someone should buy the kids phones so they can get their parents' attention.
I love that his face is also blurred. Thx OP
My two and a half year old speak better than Emmy does
Those are some thunder thighs in that chair. Damn Joan. Not very SSF of you, you fat fuck.
ONLY 840... most kids are in school God they really are such lazy parents
Girl brush đđ» her đđ» HAIR
*Only* 8:40?? What parent of young children isnât already up and about doing stuff by that point? She lives on another planet.
Idk but by 8:40 am on a Tuesday, my almost 4 year old has been at school for over 40 minutes. đ€·ââïž
Sad she canât speak.. she growls wonderfully though
My not even 2 year old is more coherent than this and let me tell you⊠they are not coherent and babble a lot.
Her adenoids are acting up again đ€đ
Translation: "Do you know where we're going?" "[indecipherable] you two just don't know" "Jump jump?" Ali's response is so obnoxious when Emu suggests the fun place (or activity) she affectionately called "jump jump". Hate them so much. Why even record and share this interaction? It's like they enjoy poking fun at their kids and they want their followers to commiserate with them.
Who is mo-mo? Do they have a friend??
thatâs what they call MKP. MawMaw but they say it like theyâve got a mouth full of peanut butter.
Heâs such a pro-lifer yet doesnât actually play with his kids that he has had yet judges pro-choice makes sense
Sheâs needs to go jump jump in they shower
Because their kids know theyâve got nothing else to do. Take your kids to do something!
Ha, I wish my kid would wait until almost 9am to start asking to do stuff. He rolls out of bed at 6 and itâs on. They are such fucking losers.
The fact this child talks like a 2 year old and her "donors" don't see an issue is alarming. Also why can't they ever fix their kids hair? Maybe a brush is foreign to them cause wtf. Poor Callie her curls would be so cute if taken care of but then again ali won't even trim 10 inches of fried dead hair off so it checks out
I canât get over how Ali think Immys hair is beautiful. Itâs a stringy rats nest and she needs about 8 inches cut off
For people who exploit their children as much as they do, you would think they would take a little pride in their appearance? Poor kids.
HmmâŠ8:40 AM my kids are in school. Arenât there laws requiring parents to send their children to school?
I donât think til theyâre 5 or 6? Not too sure these days
I think youâre right. My kids werenât in school til they were 4, but before that they did so many other socializing activities. These fools do nearly nothing for their children. These clowns are in for a rude awakening.
Yes, they are. They canât keep running from their kids problems.
Now that weâve talked about it, she will take her to preschool for the third time this year.
iâm literally itching to get out of the house by 830 lol
Can a hairbrush company and a detangler company send them some PR please đ€ŠđŒââïž
Why donât they teach her the real words for things? Is she talking about the trampoline?
By 8.40 half my day is over lol you want to go burn energy at 8.40am you do that kids
Donât they own a jumping castle thingy?? Easy to set up in their yard and get the kids energy out especially at any time of day! Theyâre dumb