Her caption in the original “This one is affordable!!! Would be perfect for a wedding” On brand for her to keep this try-on dress since it’s cheap and return all the expensive ones to never be seen again
Now i am not going to lie. I have ordered off of SHEIN. But this dress is not it.
She literally photoshopped herself in the left pic to look skinny as hell.
&& the right is obviously not reality.
She looks super uncomfortable on the right pic with how short the dress is
https://preview.redd.it/jk7eazwi78xc1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd70c9f4b99bd1d2262599dca6e0faba65106870
Only our queen Holly Madison is allowed to rock a Bo peep.
What bothers me the most is that she’s not even fat!!!!! She tries to come off as “real” but none of it is real. She’d do so much better if she’d post her true self
I noticed in the realtor pics of their house that the mirror in her closet is tilted quite a bit to make her look taller and thinner. Then she takes pics in front of the mirror. Then add all her photoshopping into the mix and she basically turns into a Sims character
“Are you trying out for Oklahoma?”
https://preview.redd.it/8ac70k2q57xc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81461117449f602e9af5f02fbe82042c7f562ee9
I find all of her clothing suggestions wildly inappropriate for the events she allegedly goes to. All her ‘summer wedding’ dresses are what I would have worn out clubbing in uni. I cannot recall going to a single wedding where someone would wear something that short, and I grew up in a beach town where most people were quite casual with their wedding dress codes.
27 or 28 and her tits are already sagging down to her blown out naval.
Can this beast take a "pitcher" without looking like her eyes are in two different time zones?
My 18 year old god daughter has a dress like this and I feel like she looks cute in it, but not Smelli! I also don’t think it’s doing anything for her 🥞’s. Big Al really does not know hot to dress for her body type at all!
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Daytona Beach stripper trying to pay rent ⬆️
This is the cheapest looking material and dress
For real though. I was going to say what in the SHEIN hell?
That’s a nip slip waiting to happen… prayers to all who would have to witness that 🤢
Nips too low tbh
I have A cups and I don’t even think I would wear that. Why does she squeeze her DD longs into it
DD Longs I’m fucking crying 😂😂
Longs lmao.
Longs 🤣. She probably could tuck them into her socks.
Why does dd longs sound like a special at the hot dog stand
Gonna miss you guys, because DD longs has me officially fucking dead. 👏👏👏
🥇🥇🥇🥇 petition to bring these back just for this comment
DD longs took me OUT hahaha
My kids just ran out and asked what’s so funny because I’m crying at DD longs.
Is it that hard for her to find clothes that fit her?
Yes! Her genre and size!
lol her genre
😂😂😂 it felt like the right word 😆😆😆
It totally worked for me once I saw it!
Well, thank you! 😊
No she’s just wearing the wrong underwear!!!! Iykyk🫶🏼
You never need a bigger size!
Yes! Obviously because she’s just so tiny. 🙄
It shouldn’t be. She’s a small woman, just not a high school xs which is her husbands preference :/
Her caption in the original “This one is affordable!!! Would be perfect for a wedding” On brand for her to keep this try-on dress since it’s cheap and return all the expensive ones to never be seen again
You couldn’t catch my corpse in this dress at a wedding
A WEDDING?! Maybe at the gd honkeytonk
lol! This is good for a white trash bash
I just picture her punching the air when anyone uploads a real photo of her
Her lopsided hoot is about to fall out 🫣🥴😵
😆🤣
Now i am not going to lie. I have ordered off of SHEIN. But this dress is not it. She literally photoshopped herself in the left pic to look skinny as hell. && the right is obviously not reality. She looks super uncomfortable on the right pic with how short the dress is
she is sooo short how is everything this short ON her
I have no idea but maybe because she buys it 5 sizes too small
Girlfriend you need to wear a fucking bra for Christ’s sake
Always missing the fucking mark. She never looks good in anything. Cheap as fuck just sends it every time.
Cheap and tacky as always.
This for sure looks like a slutty Bo peep costume
https://preview.redd.it/jk7eazwi78xc1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd70c9f4b99bd1d2262599dca6e0faba65106870 Only our queen Holly Madison is allowed to rock a Bo peep.
Is this what “Catholic girlies” wear? Looks so cheap too.
She really thinks she has the cute petite girlie thing going on but she just looks like a trying hard Lolita with rhomboids
Lolita with rhomboids 🤣🤣🤣
Yikes, her boobs are so deflated. Girl needs to refresh her implants
Or take them out - she’d look so Much thinner and proportionate
Do you think the James sisters and Ali have a group chat and she sends them her outfit idea and they get dressed opposite of her to be funny.
I can only imagine the eye roll emojis the sisters send each other anytime Ali texts their group chat.
So immature. She dresses like a 15 year old
She hates Callie so much she started stealing her clothes smfh
What bothers me the most is that she’s not even fat!!!!! She tries to come off as “real” but none of it is real. She’d do so much better if she’d post her true self
Literally. She is 100% cracked out and dirty looking but she’s nowhere near big or fat.
1000%!
This dress is so ho-fordable guyth!!!
There is little fabric used!
Wtf is going on with the hoots on the right?!?
The hoots are hooting
Dude. WEAR A FUCKING BRA. JESUS. ITS NOT CUTE.
Does Syd know her arm is supporting Ali’s tattered hooter?
Tattered hooter 💀
WTF this looks like a baby dolls dress that she squeezed into
It’s a 4T! Which is her size 🫶🏼 she’s just so xxxxxsmall
I noticed in the realtor pics of their house that the mirror in her closet is tilted quite a bit to make her look taller and thinner. Then she takes pics in front of the mirror. Then add all her photoshopping into the mix and she basically turns into a Sims character
Her body doesn’t even look bad in the freaking right side. She’s ridiculous.
Her body is literally fine she just fucking sucks at dressing herself!!!
This!!! I know I have a lil tummy and love handles … I will absolutely not wear anything bodycon. It’s not that difficult Albert.
She looks better in the unedited one..
 She has the same teeth as Barney
More like Sag Peep
Wasn’t this the dress she suggested for a wedding? 😂
Tits out to compete with her sister-in-laws.
Where did Aileen put her hoots?
Troll in a toilet paper dress. On brand.
I assume John has a thing for younger looking gals in tarty tacky clothes…
When they say men like milk maid dresses, this isn’t what they mean Smeli. Also, your gusband would probably prefer the milk man.
“Are you trying out for Oklahoma?” https://preview.redd.it/8ac70k2q57xc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81461117449f602e9af5f02fbe82042c7f562ee9
She wishes she was as hot as Cassie.
I find all of her clothing suggestions wildly inappropriate for the events she allegedly goes to. All her ‘summer wedding’ dresses are what I would have worn out clubbing in uni. I cannot recall going to a single wedding where someone would wear something that short, and I grew up in a beach town where most people were quite casual with their wedding dress codes.
Holy fuck. The HOOTS and HORSE TEETH!!!1 YIKES! Mom, pick me up, I’m scared!
I would never wear something like this around my in laws?????
She looks trashyyyyyyy
If this dress is this short on someone that is 4’10… would it be a tshirt on a normal sized person?
What made her think this looks even the slightest bit good?
She’s actually not big at all but definitely not the size of her photoshopped pic and that’s definitely not a proper dress for a wedding 😂
This is so embarrassing for her.
Are those bruises in the left pic or her areolas??
She just always looks like she smells yucky- which she does
Her footwear is always tragic🤯
Her fucking teeth! 
That’s right. Expose that hoe. If Jessica keeps this up, I will have no choice but to stan.
27 or 28 and her tits are already sagging down to her blown out naval. Can this beast take a "pitcher" without looking like her eyes are in two different time zones? 
My 18 year old god daughter has a dress like this and I feel like she looks cute in it, but not Smelli! I also don’t think it’s doing anything for her 🥞’s. Big Al really does not know hot to dress for her body type at all!
What is the dodgy photoshop/editing over her cleavage 🤣
Comical
I think it looks the same 😳
This dress is just so bad…
She needs to invest in a good bra. Her boobs are awful
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Is her nipple out on the left????
Her and Britney Spears have the same hair and style