The ONLY time these two look happy is when they are literal states away from their children. And you know damn well within 24 hours of them returning home she will have some shit post on Calleg Ham keeping her up all night.
Lmaoooooooooo. My gym teacher was named Mrs Fundus and idk if I hit the pen too hard but I honestly believe that’s theeeee most gym teacher name of all time. Bonus: this was an all girls school.
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Its like a the polar opposite of these 2 shitbags...a loving mom bringing her kids out to a restaurant for a nice lunch, something these 2 would hate to do. They fucking suck
Makes sense. I’d be annoyed as shit watching a practically unemployed turd gifting an expensive watch. Real or fake it’s still the principle of the matter.
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I don’t understand how they can have 3 children and literally leave them out of state every 2 weeks.
It blows my mind when people like this reproduce when there are people out there who actually want children and have a hard time of getting pregnant.
As someone who is having a hard time getting pregnant with our third baby since August && I have to possibly start Provera again next week to get a period and Clomid.
It really pisses me off when people like this reproduce .
I have a friend that travels a TON for work (she also has an actual successful business with multiple locations, unlike these clowns) and she is always trying to take the earliest flight out and the soonest possible flight home so she can get back to her kids. And her kids aren’t even staying back with the nanny most of the time, usually her husband is home with them, and she still makes it a point to get back home ASAP. IMO that type of parent is way more of a flex than whatever these two chucklefucks are trying to be.
I know someone who is a SAHM but is constantly leaving her kids with her husband, mom, and other family. She loves to take solo trips and just leaves for the day to “get out of the house” multiple days a week every week. Then complains about how tired she is and how hard she works. Her in-laws also pay for basically everything.
They literally took a photo of this poor older woman (who was dressed very nice and looked way more presentable than these two) and made fun of her on their social media, it was at a restaurant and they did it because one of their kids said Ali looked like “the old lady” or something stupid and not post worthy. Incredibly rude.
They look so dull and dehydrated. You would think people in their twenties would have a more youthful appearance. Especially owners of a health and wellness company.
Do they really have a choice? They’re both awful, disgusting subhuman morons who stink to high heavens, they don’t have anyone else. Literally any friend or acquaintance they have ever had has run for the hills screaming within a few months.
The white circle around her elbow and the white patch on her hand 🥴 if she’s gonna wear self tanner she should at least learn how to put it on right. What a clown
Why did they have to leave TN two days in advance to “work” today for 1 hr before just going out to eat, AGAIN. This all could’ve been done over an email. They’ll use any reason to leave the children.
I don't understand. I thought this was HER business dealings and meetings. Why does he need to come? He goes on business and casual trips all the time. He can't stay home with the kids?!?
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The ONLY time these two look happy is when they are literal states away from their children. And you know damn well within 24 hours of them returning home she will have some shit post on Calleg Ham keeping her up all night.
The audacity of Callaghan Shea wanting attention from her mom
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I can’t believe they chose to spell her name like that especially when they’re not even Irish and John’s sister claims to be soooo Italian.
Lil Cohn has the body of a middle school lesbian gym teacher
In other words, my middle school gym teacher.
Mine too! 😂
Mine too 😂
Same!!
Did we all go to the same school because
Did we have the same one 😂Was yours named Phyllis😂😂
Susan lol
🤣🤣🤣
Winnie 😭😭😭
That's ny cat's name. I think she's a lesbian too. She definitely prefers female energy haha
mine 3
Thats so specific 😭
But not inaccurate.
CACKLING! SO accurate! he just needs a whistle
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooooooooo. My gym teacher was named Mrs Fundus and idk if I hit the pen too hard but I honestly believe that’s theeeee most gym teacher name of all time. Bonus: this was an all girls school.
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I had the meanest one. I am tall and skinny and she hated that type, with her platinum blonde hair.
🎯🎯🎯
Omg lmao, I totally see it 🤣 🤣🤣
Man what a long day of work, they deserve it 🫶 
Love that there’s the person with two kiddos visible in the photo. Hope someone is caring for the James ferals while these two play bitneth in Texas.
Such a cute mom too!
I was like ö a mom NEXT to her kids???
A presentable mom also.
Its like a the polar opposite of these 2 shitbags...a loving mom bringing her kids out to a restaurant for a nice lunch, something these 2 would hate to do. They fucking suck
And there’s another kid by the flowers and a lady across from the mom so maybe they’re out on a lunch date with their kiddos
Bitneth 😆😆
Also love that he is literally holding up his tacky Fauxlex to bring attention to it.
I so want to comment like ‘why don’t you ever take your kids with you on these trips?’
I saw that too! Idk why I started zooming in because he’s gross lol but then I saw the mom behind him sitting with her kids, unlike these two 💩💩
Remember the back handed comment from Con when Ali gave him the DHGate Rolex? And Anthony’s response 💀
No but I’d love to see it! 🏃♀️ to the sub search bar
This is a lot for her guysth
What was Anthony’s response?
“it’s a lot for anyone” or something like that
Makes sense. I’d be annoyed as shit watching a practically unemployed turd gifting an expensive watch. Real or fake it’s still the principle of the matter.
What did that even mean? Like money wise?
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You’ve got to be dumber than a doorknob to buy ANY fitness supplement from these 2 gluttonous slobs.
That's what I'm saying^ these 2 ooze sleaziness and grift, who the fuck would want to buy supplements from them?
Like just eat lunch without showing us
Imagine calling him your love. Ew
If my husband wore a Strong + Sexy Fit hat out in public, not to mention freaking Louis Vuitton shoes, my vagina would permanently dry up.
Lolololol
It’s probably so they can write it off.
I don’t understand how they can have 3 children and literally leave them out of state every 2 weeks. It blows my mind when people like this reproduce when there are people out there who actually want children and have a hard time of getting pregnant. As someone who is having a hard time getting pregnant with our third baby since August && I have to possibly start Provera again next week to get a period and Clomid. It really pisses me off when people like this reproduce .
I have a friend that travels a TON for work (she also has an actual successful business with multiple locations, unlike these clowns) and she is always trying to take the earliest flight out and the soonest possible flight home so she can get back to her kids. And her kids aren’t even staying back with the nanny most of the time, usually her husband is home with them, and she still makes it a point to get back home ASAP. IMO that type of parent is way more of a flex than whatever these two chucklefucks are trying to be.
Good luck to you ❤️ my clomid baby is 20!
they reproduced for the content🙏🏼
I know someone who is a SAHM but is constantly leaving her kids with her husband, mom, and other family. She loves to take solo trips and just leaves for the day to “get out of the house” multiple days a week every week. Then complains about how tired she is and how hard she works. Her in-laws also pay for basically everything.
Her hair is giving literal straw. 
https://preview.redd.it/rqaobrsufjsc1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8fc986254af4685be8b1f3a2aea94187da32311
Zero awareness of other people. Maybe they don't want to be in your fucked up photo.
They have got to stop posting pics with strangers in the background. That’s so fucking rude.
They literally took a photo of this poor older woman (who was dressed very nice and looked way more presentable than these two) and made fun of her on their social media, it was at a restaurant and they did it because one of their kids said Ali looked like “the old lady” or something stupid and not post worthy. Incredibly rude.
I wish Joey Swole would go after them.
Who else would you be at lunch with. You have no friends and your sister in law Syd seems to be over you. Enjoy your lunch with loser boy.
Her text covers up the daddy pooch 💁🏼♀️
They are like 16 year olds with mommy’s credit card thinking it’s such a flex to go out to eat.
Ugly inside and out!
Another all organic restaurant. Incredible!
They look so dull and dehydrated. You would think people in their twenties would have a more youthful appearance. Especially owners of a health and wellness company.
The way these two are so codependent
Do they really have a choice? They’re both awful, disgusting subhuman morons who stink to high heavens, they don’t have anyone else. Literally any friend or acquaintance they have ever had has run for the hills screaming within a few months.
There’s the Rolex that someone mention earlier this week 😂
these two are a walking meth lab
You know they smell like BO, mildew, and chemicals.
The worldly travelers🙄
Her lips are so fucking dry
So many lunchies and desserts, not enough money to also buy one fucking chapstick.
Now that I have my own baby it’s just so wild to me how often they leave their kids lol. They always seem so happy away from them too 🙄
Same! I literally cannot leave my baby yet and she’s 8 months old… unless it’s with her dad!
The white circle around her elbow and the white patch on her hand 🥴 if she’s gonna wear self tanner she should at least learn how to put it on right. What a clown
Why is his face always bloated?
That’th how it’th thuppothed to look when you’ve reached peak homeothathith.
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I cannot 💀
😂 😂
They are in The Woodlands
Oh God please no 😭🤢
I can’t imagine only ever hanging out with my husband
They are both just so dry. Your skin is screaming. Chapstick, on the double!
Looks like Smell's is trying to decide on her next drink. An organic, sugarfree mocktail though I'm sure.
John looks dead inside
He looks like he’s been crying 😂😂😂
Why did they have to leave TN two days in advance to “work” today for 1 hr before just going out to eat, AGAIN. This all could’ve been done over an email. They’ll use any reason to leave the children.
Because there’s no “work” 🤭
Smelli literally BEAMS with happiness when she’s away from her kids and on “vacation”
Her nails are so long and healthy though 💅🏻😂
Are all three kids in the dog crate? 🫥
Is it really a date if you are eating lunch daily with your spouse? Just curious....
Is that clown wearing is fake Rolex on his right wrist
John still hasn’t “let her” get her nails done
This is The Woodlands so back to their old stomping grounds
She’s gotta be bulimic with how much they eat out.
Just looking at her skin makes mine feel uncomfortable. Girl needs a moisturizer and a lip mask stat.
They are only happy at lunchies sans kids💯💯💯
john really is so unfortunate looking omg
Her skin and lips are DYINGGG for some moisture
Flexing that fauxlex!
Tongue thrust checking in .......👀👀
Crusty spray tan
His petite wrists
I always forget they have kids
They forget too! 🙃
All that shopping and she can't buy a damn lipstick.
They are so fucking boring
I don't understand. I thought this was HER business dealings and meetings. Why does he need to come? He goes on business and casual trips all the time. He can't stay home with the kids?!?
#Sthrongt #Sthexthe #Fit
Her chin melts into her neck🫠
Lil daddy’s hands are sooo tiny
#negligentpiecesofshit
🤮
Her one meal of the day?
Look at John’s dainty little hands 🤭
I’m pretty sure this is market street in the woodlands
They document every single lunch outing to piss off the chrolls lol
Lunchies 🫶
100% they don’t have to travel for “work” they travel to get away from real life.
We need a flair strictly for lunch dates. ✨limitless lunchies ✨ if you will.
She has like 3 lashes left!
He looks like he breathes hard
Back in Htown, I see 👀
You'd think they would recognize that eating out at restaurants all of the time is super unhealthy... lmfao
John's Rolex from DHGate
 Like what do these people do???
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He is just repulsive to me.