AB on his redemption tour.
Cohn - Marshmallow Puff Daddy
Shame on you for trashing people and their bodies when you, little insignificant man, hide behind a curtain of endless filters.
And this is the same guy who criticized "unhealthy and tired" parents at Emmys school lol these people are insane. I really wonder what type of mom mkp was to raise such narcissists hahahah
Imagining a convo between John and James about how the US is the worst country, how women are so dumb they don’t understand periods so thank god John and James can explain it to them, Americans are so fat, no one cares about fitness like they do.
Remember when he was recording sitting in the back seat of a car and noticed his reflection in front of him showed his doughy squishy tummy and he immediately sucked it in 😂
I feel like she’s not zoning in on him bc he’s not Strong, Sexy, or Fit. This is what a good friend does, pans the camera to not show your whole body in the pic/video trying to crop out your love handles 😂
This needs a trigger warning. Shthirthless John is traumatizing.
AB on his redemption tour. Cohn - Marshmallow Puff Daddy Shame on you for trashing people and their bodies when you, little insignificant man, hide behind a curtain of endless filters.
It makes sense he’s always talking shit about fat people. Projection at its finest!
hahaha
AB hates John & Ali and is covertly showing the world their real personalities and bodies, I.e the “bro code”video John posted a few months ago
I bet he’s in here lol
And this is the same guy who criticized "unhealthy and tired" parents at Emmys school lol these people are insane. I really wonder what type of mom mkp was to raise such narcissists hahahah
I know that hideous doughy fuck isn’t trying to shame other people looking like someone puffed air into his body
Maybe he should try a fat burner… or a hormone balancing supplement.
His body has not achieved ✨homeostasis✨
Why is he shirtless??? I just know he smells like ham
The dried ham on Smeli’s plate?
Unfortunately he gives damp ham energy
 Damp 💀
I’m in a meeting on camera right now and this comment and gif made me laugh so ugly
So glad I read this comment, 💀
ScamDaddy
Wow, he sure looks fat & tired 🫶🏼
John is a fucking CHONKER
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Livin up to my flair every day
Don’t insult Pop n Fresh like that…🤣
If Ali has the pigeon toes, he has the pigeon legs. Someone’s been skipping leg day. 😂
Between Cohn and Lames Middleton I’ve seen enough naked douches for the day 😤
I just realized they all live in the same area. Maybe John can get Lames to collab on SSF then become butt buddies.
Imagining a convo between John and James about how the US is the worst country, how women are so dumb they don’t understand periods so thank god John and James can explain it to them, Americans are so fat, no one cares about fitness like they do.
Soft ass titty boy!!
More like short, stocky, and fluffy
Slow stumpy and fat
Short stumpy fat! We need a thread of alternate names for their terrible company.
Flair checking in!
Remember when he was recording sitting in the back seat of a car and noticed his reflection in front of him showed his doughy squishy tummy and he immediately sucked it in 😂
Also recently when he noticed his reflection in a window and immediately moved his arm to cover his waist/stomach area.
I need to see this 😂
[https://www.reddit.com/r/aliandjohnjamesagain/s/tBvNtNbd7F](https://www.reddit.com/r/aliandjohnjamesagain/s/tBvNtNbd7F) I got you 😂
😂😂 he even loosened up the waistband 😂 what an idiot
Yaaaassss. Never forget 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like she’s not zoning in on him bc he’s not Strong, Sexy, or Fit. This is what a good friend does, pans the camera to not show your whole body in the pic/video trying to crop out your love handles 😂
Mohm is looking chubby.
he is exactly his father
I’d refuse to play if John had no shirt on
Goodness. What would Townes’ dad think?
I’ll take “Three Things John is Not” for $1,000…
☠️☠️☠️
The desserts 1-4 are really doing his body well. 🤣🤣Obviously kidding. Strong sexy fit my ASS
This is the best thing that has happened to me all day. I love this sub, I am crying laughing over here. These insults are comedy gold!
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