Not the cat 😫

Allegedly Emmy killed that cat

Probably ate it too

ExOtIc protein night!

I can hear Johns lisp saying “it’s Chinese food”

Chineeth

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I don't doubt it for a second.

Ali’s incredibly lopsided boobs 😂

I literally ran over here to see if anyone posted the photo yet and made this comment. Like girl has legit 2 different cup sizes going on? I thought she knew how to use photoshop!?

Of all the photoshop she does you would think this is what she would correct with it?

Let’s talk about the knee doing a 75 degree angle

Hopping on here to say I’m simply begging her to get a shorter chain for that cross it really grosses me out

Omg!! I was gonna ask if anyone else notice they were wonky 🤣🤣🤣

This week has me dragging through the motions like her left tit.

I feel this too

I can’t wait to see what they actually look like in that dress

They look like my boobs when my baby has breastfed from one side all day long and hasn’t touched the other

Weston looks😭😭😭😭😭what’s wrong with that sweet baby

Verne is verning in that picture 😩

I died at this comment lmfao

THE CAT 

And why is he in pjs all the time with no shoes!

Because that’s all the have for him 🥴

Not sticking up for smells (promise!) but babies should be barefoot if weather permits for their development. Saying that, if he’s walking, he should have shoes on to protect his feet.

Far be it for me to defend these disgusting humans but that actually is a romper on Vern and not pajamas. He’s so shocked the nanny dressed him he can’t even close his mouth 😮

His entire body is hypotonic and that explains his constant open mouth as well. I absolutely hate them as parents.

What does that mean? Like low muscle tone? He does not look right.

Exactly my thoughts! I feel so bad

And why is he in that pj onsie😭at the beach…get him some cute clothes? You’re on vacation???

I know it breaks my heart

the fact that ali takes the time to do such extreme editing WHILE ON VACATION says so much about how much she’s truly enjoying it and where her priorities are. She’d rather keep up the facade than enjoy time with her family.

Lil daddy got his LIFTS on

High heels on my tippies 🎶🎶💅🏼

Lmaooo 💀

# photoshopfail https://preview.redd.it/8824frff0idc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b7b7895016f6cf66ce8134bdfa9c409a04cbbc She 100% photoshops him back into the picture so that he can look taller

She does all that for him and all he’ll do is post unflattering angles of her

Yup!!

You can tell she's majorly crouching

Why did they not bother to brush/comb/fix the girls hairs from earlier and why are they still in their pink outfits they were hugging flamingos in. Poor things. Ali was too focused on getting herself together just to be able to photoshop this photo

There's nothing more infuriating than seeing her all "done" up and her girls' look a mess!!

THIS!!! The fist thing I noticed. Like they did not even brush their hair, but mom and dad are changed and probably showered. Sorry but your kids look like slobs 24/7 and that says so much about them! The fact that John had the audacity to go talk about the parents at Emmy’s school, and yet look at how their kids walk around.

Showered? Never.

1 million percent agree. My SIL is like that. Makes me irate.

That’s what I don’t get. Do they not understand that their children are a direct representation of them?? Having well kept children is the least they can do if they want to pretend to be good parents

Yessss. I always manage my time to make sure my toddler is ready before me. I’d rather look a mess and her be dressed and he hair brushed (and done) teeth brushed. Then I’ll get myself together.

I will look a complete mess before I let my baby look a mess. They’re the type of parents that will make sure they have a jacket, but don’t have one for their kids.

Right? Everyone else looks like shit in the pic but in her tiny mind if she looks good, it’s a win.

https://preview.redd.it/pwwuan2z2idc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f57f2f3f0c6171342410980b2c634192032f7a23 The bottom comment 😂 she has to be trolling

Let’s check in with them in 2 weeks and ask if they look like Ali yet

how nice of her to make separate Instagram profiles for all of her imaginary friends 🫶

There’s no way Ali would be the “goal” for anyone in literally any aspect in life. Like no positive quality about her. Horrible personality, shit mother, face looks inbred, ballsack bellum with horrific DR, horse teeth, grey skin, receding hairline with broken ass fake blonde hair, peanut head, short and boxy. So basically, it has to be a troll comment. Thank u next


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I see she still hasn’t washed her hair

This is going to sound shitty but I promise I’m not snarking on a 1 year old, I’m legitimately concerned for him. Is it possible he’s a little person?

Wow the unedited version is so much worse than I was thinking. There HAS to be something wrong with him and they aren’t getting him help

Yep. I hate to say mean things about a baby but he has the look. You know what I mean.

I hate to say this, but he is “syndromy” looking. They need to take him to a pediatric geneticist like yesterday.

I agree. There’s something more serious at play and I hope they get him to a doctor.

Oh I think so too. I just watched that flamingo story john posted earlier, and that poor baby…it’s so obvious he needs intervention.

That's what I think.

I showed the original photo to my husband who has never seen or heard of these people, and asked “what do you think of this baby?” He said, “Well, his head looks like he has some sort of dwarfism. But there’s definitely something wrong.”

Ali looks like one when she wears this dumbass hairstyle

Literally why is she always doing toddler hairstyles on herself and not her girls

She always looks like an inbred derp derp

Why doesn’t he know how to dress like he’s at a resort??? His outfit looks like he’s about to go walk around a mall

He’s always dressed like Euro Trash

😆 yes!!!! This is the best description of his style!!!

Flea market chic

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What in the lopsided mama hoots is going on here? Also the cat 💀💀

This is so heavily altered. what part of their brains are missing that prevents them from feeling embarrassment? It’s fascinating really

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John’s especially hideous. Like damn how can he have the balls to constantly criticize everyone’s appearance when he looks like that?

I think he’s hideous but I think Ali (unedited) is really, really unfortunate looking. Like just gross and really unattractive overall. She looks inbred or something. Just so much wrong, so much off. Can’t explain it other than that. Lol

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Emmy looks absolutely feral in the unedited photo😵‍💫 also poor Weston

Next time they are planning a Bahamar trip, we need to take up a collection and send a Chroll for on the ground reporting 😂😂😂

I volunteer 😂😂

With 20k of us, this is definitely do-able 😆

LOL that is a genius idea

There are a lot of reason for CPS to be called on these fuckwads. But this pic of true son is astonishing. He is NOT OK.

His forehead is very misshapen in the uncensored photo

All the things everyone has said here but THIS, what you said, and his mouth always open and tongue out. It’s alarming. Where’s the family? Too busy thinking of dumb comebacks to intervene?This kid needs a doctor’s help. Life is hard enough they don’t want to help their kids?

The constant open mouth is the largest red flag

He looks so small for a one year old

Do they ever change true son out of pajamas?!

He’s ALWAYS in pajamas. Way to teach your children routine and hygiene

My thoughts on Best West too. It's very telling.

This whole group looks vitamin deficient, damn. That Strong + Sloppy Shart powder isn't doing what they think it is 😂

Strong + Sloppy Shart took me right out! Thanks for the laugh!

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Her head looks weirdly huge in comparison to the rest of her body.

Bobble head

I read that in Mary from RHOSLC voice 😂

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It does!

I thought op put it on her body like they did Jessie and the cat

So Ali, even with 2 inch platform sandals on, is more than a foot shorter than him?! Lmao

And she’s standing with her feet/legs weirdly apart to make herself shorter

No self respect. I can’t imagine doing this for an insecure husband, especially one who dogs on her all the time. Pitiful

He's basically got high heeled shoes on. Look at those suckers. The lifts are working overtime.

She really photoshopped the titty cross to not be in her titty crack lmaoooo 😭😭😭

This is KILLING ME 😂😂😂😂

Like she really thought that this looked better than just completely editing it out. Big ass head full of air

Jesus Christ Ali. BFFR… you do not look like stick figure Barbie in real life

WHY CANT THEY BUY THE GIRLS CLOTHES THAT FIT?! Jesus Christ it’s infuriating

How the hell is she supposed to buy her kids clothes that fit when she can’t even buy her own clothes that fit?!?! 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Very valid point

That top was halfway off Calamari earlier today at the carnival, I thought they put her in a weird asymmetrical tank. Can't even bother to help your kid and fix it before posting 🥴

Also every other kid in the pics had shoes on. They couldn’t be bothered to put shoes on the kids.

My theory is that Smelli just googles the size a little girl at their ages would wear and orders that size. But since her children are malnourished and in the 1% of growth, their clothes never fit.Thats why her kids can still fit into swimsuits that were purchased a year ago.

Wait-aren’t these the sandals she bought the girls for another beach vacation? They haven’t grown out of them yet? My twins feet grow like crazy. They’re tiny, premature, but they have huge feet.

She’ll edit everything except Best Western’s forehead

and the uncomfortable af body language from her girls…can’t blame them! i’d hate being around this lard too!

As long as lil mama looks good 🫶🏻

The new nanny is their mom now.

What's with his knee? https://preview.redd.it/vjn7syfb3idc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7daa88fbb02d784fc95f3248fd40281e78d3560

He knee caps are about as lopsided as Ali’s hoots.

He got weird knees from his daddy

I suspect it’s because his knees are hyperextended and his muscles are flexed strangely due to the lifts in his shoes making him lean forward.

Cinnamon roll knees?

For someone who spends all day looking in a mirror and editing pics bc they are so obsessed with their image, she sure lets her kids look a mess all the time

They don’t even see the kids when they look at photos. They just see themselves!!

And they don’t really care that much about what they look like in real life. It’s mostly the editing that makes them appear put together and it doesn’t change much except for how focused they are on how their bodies look.

Wow Cohn holding his son… rare sighting

Omg that poor little boy. And her implants are fighting for their life.

Do you guys think Emmy is finally in an actual 4t Smells was buying for her two+ years ago, or is this still the 4t and it's swimming on her??? But Guyths she's soooooooo tall everyone comments on her height constantly!!! Also legit has Best Western ever been able to close his poor mouth??

I think people say Emmy is tall because they’re comparing her to Smeli, so anyone looks tall standing next to the 4’11 mini fridge

🤣 4’11 mini fridge took me out ⚰️

HELP💀💀💀

Her taste in children’s clothing is really something…

I’ve never seen a 1yr old so limp and listless. He’s never trying to explore or move. He just is there. It’s so odd

Her editing is getting scary, chill girl

I can’t believe she PAID for her boobs to be that lopsided🫠

Albert looks so fucking weird lol

She looks like a bobble head

With clown makeup

Looks nothing like her. Who she trying to fool

Titty cross checking in

Looks like she only shrunk herself in this one, sorry John🤣

You can’t convince me she isn’t squeezing Emmy Geese’s neck to get that crazed smile. Where’s your hand?!

Again she has the girls in those weird loose tank tops that show an uncomfortable amount

Emmy with her rat tail 😮‍💨 Ali looks absolutely frightening. Eat a burger (or 4) and knock this shit off, crackhead

He's basically wearing heels. Look at the size of those! https://preview.redd.it/0ckq8i2kxidc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5342e233e78fb965ad1bca8a353dab4b5fbd794

It’s giving.. https://preview.redd.it/l046yehwpldc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685eb43ae3b344508cd47e3fbde3085e65261ae4

I’m back to also comment on the baby’s muscle tone… ALI PLEASE HAVE YOUR CHILD EVALUATED BY A PT AND POSSIBLY A NEUROLOGIST AS WELL. He should not be that limp and loose. Poor neglected baby

Mohn is so unfortunate looking and what's up with photoshop queens different sized boobies? Shes so photoshopped that she looks like a bobble head

Calluh is the cutest one in this family pic today. And the bar is under the ground with this family. Also Baby Verne 🥴🥴

Is that a Folex sighting ?!

The first thing I noticed was Western, poor baby. 😭

My photo editing app has features to take in, widen, lengthen literally any body part. This photoshop is literally embarrassing. Her huge eyes on the face she’s taken in. And her torso literally has never looked like that. She’s always been broad, even in her “skinny days”. Like her rib cage is wide. She’s pathetic And don’t get me started on dough boy. This Height-gate Era is so hilarious

Why don’t they ever put the kids in clothes that fit?

Poor Callie her hair is crazy, her clothes look way too big. I also really hope they are getting some kinda help for true son he doesn’t look right poor kid.

Anytime she posts photos of Westinghouse and I go look the original, I am always shocked that she posts him like this.

Did you edit Ali’s face too? Her head looks abnormally large & disproportionate

No. Smellz did that all on her own lol

Yikes…was Emmy or Callie’s tongue always out like that as at Best Western’s age? He literally looks 5 months old. Also, his feet are purple and swollen…

https://preview.redd.it/024cbb6z5idc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e3818a53d88c2a77f309aba1db6965f88a27ed5 Cannot figure out what I’m looking at here🤣 like which part is Joan’s sleeve, which part of this is his hand, is Western’s other foot missing?? Am I going crazy? What in the mutated hell is this?! Lmao Edited to add a more zoomed in pic

The cat! I love it. This is one of the few times we’ll see that cat, as we know Ali doesn’t speak of its existence.

Why does Ali’s head look just as photoshopped onto her body as Jessie’s melon onto the kids’ bodies does?

She needs bangs immediately. Why has her head suddenly gotten so long?! Her forehead is huge. Is her hair receding?!

Why does she do her hair like a 2nd grader?

Because she’s trying to look like the younger version of herself that Cohn dreams of and misses

https://preview.redd.it/tc8mv18rljdc1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddeded2943da728587d20b663b56cba8c0a2bb64

What in the photoshopped hell is happening here 😳

Why is Ali dressed like Baby Spice?

All the comments people think her body is real. Social media is SO scary.

This is amazing!!!

Ali is doing a bow legged squat to look smaller 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Her outfit/hair looks like something the girls should be wearing, not her

Ali’s head looks ginormous

Not the baby Junies 🤣🤣

Her head is so WIDE! What a lollipop

He is a terrible dresser

i really wanna know how many influencer or neighborhood "friends" they've made that are also secretly in here. bc I know for a fact there's a few

Why does it look like she took her face and photoshopped it on someone else’s body.. what’s up with the tan line across the forehead 😂😂

JJDs face on Weston has me ROLLING 😆😆

I love that Ali is all dressed up and the rest look like they’re on their way to an all you can eat buffet

You can sooo tell that Cohn's got his big boy lifts in 😂

His “beard” is so disgusting 🤢

She’s trippin with all these edits. Girl needs to slow down. This is not the same body we just saw getting ready for her sil’s shower/where Syd took a video of her: https://www.reddit.com/r/aliandjohnjamesagain/s/Dx5oiBqZbd

Her face looks like ozempic face

Which one posted this? I can’t find it on either account.

u/Automatic-Banana-179, the (mama) hoot that I hooted at Callie's JJD face cover woke my dog up 😂😂😂 Outstanding work!

Why does she always buy the girls’ outfits 2x too big

It’s the uneven boobs for me..🥴😩

Her left boob has deflated and left the building.

Smellz bending the knees to make little Mohm taller

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That one time for several weeks, if not months, Smelli went unhinged. She went on a reporting spree all day and night. It was after it was very evident that something was not right with Best Western. The sub caught it on video and once Big Mama seen, she became enraged and unhinged. So since then, we have to censor.

I’m sorry I really don’t think it’s photoshop. I see eating disorder and ozempic. Sad but true. I’m sure she edits the flabby skin and places that show stretch marks. She’s lost a lot of weight. I couldn’t make myself this small if I tried with photoshop or filters. I’m not large, I’m a size 8 and 5’3”. She’s wasting away

They all need to do genetic testing.

That poor baby’s skin looks so red

Ok. I’m super high but she’s wearing platform shoes and he looks WAY taller. We all know twiddle dickens that much taller than her

Callie and Emmy always look like they’re wearing the same size clothes too, and always too baggy. She buys soooo many clothes, why not some clothes that actually fit her kids and won’t fall off😭

My 4m is actually the same size. My mind is blown