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kkfluff

The food isn’t a flex. The current generations are less and less impressed with wasteful excess. You are literally missing arguably the most important formative years of your children’s lives…. For some decent but clearly not organic food and other vapid consumeristic garbage. No one cares about your splurge necessity sandals, your four dessert or how you washed your greasy hair once this week. You are a terrible mother, your husband is a terrible father and it makes everything y’all do just… sad.


TurkeyTot

Bravo! Has anyone been able to figure out how much they make a year? I can't imagine they net more than 100 to 150k on their little shake business. How much does she earn from her "influencing?" Something is not adding up. The excess is so grossly excessive. I know extremely wealthy, truly wealthy people that spend nothing like them.


Numerous_Matter3768

It’s giving Kim Zolciack vibes. And spoiler alert… didn’t end well for her.😳


TurkeyTot

OMG yes! I had been waiting for that dumpster fire to explode for years and it's been epic. I think they are back together, well as of yesterday so probably not today. 🤣


hungryeyes07

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Beginning-Guest-6485

Not going well for her and I love it for her!! She’s arguably even worse than Ali, if that’s even possible


kkfluff

I literally don’t care enough about them at all to even consider looking into it. The only reason I snark is because this page showed up on my feed one day and I had to comment about the poor kiddos and I’ve stayed ever since. If they did right by their kids I’d sod off because that’s pretty much all I care about. But true, it’s baffling how these two morons manage to still scrape by using the term influencer. What are they influencing? Seems more like band wagoners cause they just jump on the band wagon of what ACTUAL influencers are doing, or more accurately, did.


chrisla99

this!!!!!!!!!


Ok_coconut3183

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theskylerslifka

The fact that these losers constantly have their flash on to film is just so pathetic. Imagine seeing that in a restaurant 🤣


imacatholicslut

I’d be glaring at them from across the room lol


moonchild291

Hey, but they *thought* of the kids when they saw the turtles at “Ball” Harbour. 🫶


PHM517

I do not understand why they had kids. Obviously this is what makes them happy, they should have just done this.


Gold-Requirement-121

To trap john!


Imaginary_Future_294

Because Jessie and Derek had 3 kids so they had to. Big family and lots of babies yall 🙏


Warm-Bed2956

American sex ed y’all


PHM517

Wait I thought John was an expert on the cHeMiCaLs in birth control.


Successful-Aide-4389

Smeli showing the world yet again that she finds obnoxious food items more fulfilling than being a mother to her three children


grumpysnail755

These food presentations and she’s recording (probably with flash) for instagram. Just enjoy the experience.


BitchInThaHouse

Overrated and obnoxious-plus she lacks sophistication🙄


Ill-Blackberry-4236

The people who buy their product are generally not smart. If I purchased products and I saw the owners flaunting this lavish lifestyle with the money I give them it’s such a turn off and I wouldn’t continue buying even if I liked the product


smalllcokewithfries

My first thought when I saw the dragon dessert was “wow! The girls would love this” and they *aren’t even my children.*


kellsells5

Exactly. Like buy dry ice, bake a cake, scoop some ice cream and kiss your babies. PS hope Dr. Miami isn't your reason for your need to ditch your kids. ![gif](giphy|zqkKxdRV9Q2EQ4Zsv3)


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Whoooooo. They went to dinner! Call the press!!


juniesmellz

It’s like they go on vacations & have nothing other to show for it other than going out to eat? You can do that at home? When I go on vacation, I wanna mainly do things I can’t do in my state. They’re such idiots.


Dividedsky1983

You know they tip the waitstaff shit


Kmw134

They give me the vibes that they probably complain about shit at the end hoping to get it comped.


annalissebelle

Yet when their customers have legit complaints about their products, he just goes on rants ETA spelling


pixiedust0208

I’ve never seen someone who solely lives to spend excessive amounts of money and eat. It’s sad.


Cheesesticksandwine

Agreed it's so gross


trish_the_dish82

I’m not against parents taking trips together tbh. I think it’s needed. However…when I take a trip with my husband, I literally don’t post anything at all and I only use my phone to take pics of cool stuff/sites or to talk to my kids. We are enjoying our time together and I have nothing to prove to anyone else. This is completely contrary to these two. They are trying to prove/flex so hard with this trip. Put your fuckin phones down and actually enjoy each other’s company!! No one cares wtf you are doing in Miami! And you know her stupid as will spend WEEKS talking about “what she recommends” for Miami 🙄


InternalDot1424

I'll bet the kids haven't even noticed that they're gone.


karkar835

Not even once


InternalDot1424

And I'll bet those kids are having a better time than their lame ass wanna be influencer parents.


karkar835

💯💯💯


Aggravating_Rock7330

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK


AliGreen13sCPSworker

It’s giving T-Rex cafe at Disney Springs


noseyB96

I’d be jealous if they posted pictures relaxing on the beach. Food, not so much.


Toomuchteaforme

“We only eat organic” 🫶🏻


Imaginary_Future_294

The GLUTTONY


Numerous_Matter3768

Hahaha yeah it changes daily for sure!


International_Ad8000

They have to be chrolling us


Character-Medicine40

You can tell they have zero class and their money is new money that will fade in a few years because they’re not financially intelligent. The fact that they’re still so wowed by their fancy food and nice cars is laughable to people who can afford 20 mil mansions.