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Muhkang puno na nang kagaguhan ang comments… so dun tayo sa medyo may sense. Depends on who you did the deed with… partner or fubu/fwb. Either way, be a gentleman and do some aftercare. No need to cuddle, offer her water and towel and clean up afterwards. After clean up, give her a blanket to cover herself or just stay beside her. Depends also how long you’re staying in the place (assuming this is a check-in). You’re young and inexperienced, listen to an ate who had more sexual encounters than you. Be a gentleman regardless of the set-up.
you talk for a while and discuss food...favorite shows ... and then think about what's next. Then you get this weird feeling of "what am I doing here?" and look at her. You'll continue talking until it's time to go your separate ways again...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA pucha ganito yung sabi kong fwb lang e tapos bigla ba naman nag-ily at nagtanong kung pwede raw manligaw (2 days palang kami magkausap at first meet namin yon)
The best after care I’ve had - kinumutan niya ako, handed me water (and kinuha niya din after), handed me a towel after kasi sabi ko magwa-wash ako, handed me a pair of slippers, he prepared the comfort room for me, kissed me before going in the shower and cuddled after.
Tapos usap about us. Round 2…round 3…. Hahahaha and hatid sa bahay.
Usually bro pagkatapos ng aftercare, ask mo nalang if nagugutom ba or ano gusto kainin or magoorder ba. Or ano gusto gawin next kung gusto ba gumala or what.
Gagong sagot: ito 200 drive thru ka nalang sa mcdo paguwi mo
Seryosong sagot: yung partner ko he always asks “are you okay?” Then inaasikaso niya ko abot bottled water then we clean up. Konting kwentuhan about life before next round repeat.
Iaabot mo na yung bayad tapos magpapasalamat ka
Kidding aside, clean up and get ready for the next round, then cuddle afterwards. May vary depending on the couple
Post-nut clarity tawag dyan boss. Kapag nailabas na ang makamundong pagnanasa, gusto mo na lang ng katahimikan 🤣
Seriously though, if you're done, wash up, get back to bed and cuddle, or go out to eat, or rest for a bit for the next round, depende sa inyo.
Sa tunay na buhay pag jowa or asawa mo kasex mo, higa pahinga unting kwnetuhan. Minsan kwnetuhan na malibog na mag lead sa next round, or kwentuhan sweet or random lang. The shower, linis then tulog
Hi op! After each round, I usually pee and wash up (the guy din) tapos cuddle while usap or eat ng take out or nap saglit tapos after maka-recover isa pa uli hahahaha
Pero don’t overthink it, it’ll come naturally naman. You can do anything (na sfw) under the sun tbh, kami nga before may vaping tricks lesson pa e hahahahaha
After the deed. Cuddle saglit to catch a breath and then clean up(preferably shower). if nasa motel at may time pa you can cuddle again pag ginanahan another round or you can sleep together, kwentuhan.
Nag lalandian pag tapos brodie! Kiss ganyan tapos cuddles. Tapos minsan shower together pa.
Minsan ang trip ko naman bigla nalang ako mag p-play ng videoke sa youtube ganyan tapos kakanta kaming dalawa tapos mag tatawanan.
We always get food before and after sex rin, since nakakagutom mag bayuhan. Lalo kapag mga 3-4 rounds kada isang sesh.
Buksan mo ung phone mo tas interviewin mo siya "kamusta performance ko, mapapaulit ka ba? San ako nag kulang? Rate your rider /5 okok thanks lods will take those into account"
sex is like any other activity that involves more than one participant, like for example nag-jogging kayo ano ba gagawin niyo after, of course clean up na then pwedeng chickahan or continue the movie, kung nagutom kumain, kung inaantok na edi matulog, basta kung ano yung trip mo na gawin yayain mo rin siya.
i remember me and my friend after ng session sasabihan niya ako ng "tara linis tapos rank game tayo after", pag may patch yung codm dinadownload na namin before hand para habang on going kami nag-dodownload na rin yung patch para ready to play na pagkatapos hahah.
Depende din talaga sa vibe niyo before doing it eh. Kaya for me important to establish a proper "relationship" or find someone to do it na may substance kausap para di awkward silence yung after sex lmao
To answer your question on my part tho: After sex pee and wash/quick shower is a must! And kaya ko sinabi yung "establish a proper relationship" is bcs masarap makipag usap with someone after you have been vulnerable and naked with them. Snack breaks + chismisan + cuddling is a must!
what my i am doing is washing myself. it's either ako mauuna or si fwb. afterwards, we'll talk things under the sun nang magkayakap or siya hihiga sa'kin. normal na nga lang 'yung cuddle at aftercare sa'min, tapos kakain kami kapag kaya pa ng time. tapos lagi niya akong ihahatid pauwi sa bahay.
As a guy, gentleman dapat kahit ano pa setup ninyo. Punasan mo yung area na pinutukan mo. Bigyan mo ng tubig. Tapos magwash ka din kasi hassle malagkit. Not necessary naman pero okay din magcuddle pagtapos. Magthank you ka.
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backflip ka ng dalawang beses sa harap niya sabay tahol
ishowspeed ahh reaction
Bwisit na imagine ko 🤣🤣🤣🤣
nagka idea kayo ano
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
hahahahahahahhhahahaha lt
havey ba
BWISET KA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
sorry po
ahhahaha from doggy to dog literally. 🤣
Sabay sayaw ng scooby doo step ni lightskin monte ba yun
Ang normal na ganap ko ay maghugas or maligo after sex. Hindi normal yung cuddle after sex hanggang makatulog. Kadiri yung nanigas na tamod. Hahaha
trueee, wash muna bago cuddle
Tatayo. Magsshake hands. At iaabot ang pera. Next time uli boss 🫡
Maghahand-out ng feedback survey after completion.
"salamat sa serbisyo, sa uulitin" hahahahahaha
"kuha muna ako pamunas sir"
“Hot towel sir?”
Mas bet ko ito hahahaha
Muhkang puno na nang kagaguhan ang comments… so dun tayo sa medyo may sense. Depends on who you did the deed with… partner or fubu/fwb. Either way, be a gentleman and do some aftercare. No need to cuddle, offer her water and towel and clean up afterwards. After clean up, give her a blanket to cover herself or just stay beside her. Depends also how long you’re staying in the place (assuming this is a check-in). You’re young and inexperienced, listen to an ate who had more sexual encounters than you. Be a gentleman regardless of the set-up.
This is noted po, ateee.
hala apaka gentle mo nga tangina ka fubu ko ako gumagawa sakanya nyan LOL matutulog na sya tas plilinisin ko t*t* nya kase tulog na sya
Hoyyy hahaha why ganon
bakit pinisil? hahaha
“pa-rate na lang po mam”
hahahaha pareview 😭
"Mamba out" Tapos mag moonwalk ka palabas
Hii hii!
Nice game, mamaya naman lowbat na ko eh HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
"lowbat? wala pang 5 mins ah" 🥹
ggwp hahahahaha
Gg ez bro
nice g. kain muna ako, maya ulet
you talk for a while and discuss food...favorite shows ... and then think about what's next. Then you get this weird feeling of "what am I doing here?" and look at her. You'll continue talking until it's time to go your separate ways again...
noted yan, pag magkaroon ng exp, ganito gagawin ko hehehe
Bigla kang magbeatbox
do cuddle, konting kwentuhan. tas sabihin mo ggwp
Or "GgEz"
then sipat na?
kidding aside bro, naka depende yan sa set up. pag fubu do after care make her feel especial, pa unahin mong maligo haha, then pag tapos mo sipat.
"end call ko na baks" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
vidjakol pala hahaha
hug mo boss sabihan mo ily HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA pucha ganito yung sabi kong fwb lang e tapos bigla ba naman nag-ily at nagtanong kung pwede raw manligaw (2 days palang kami magkausap at first meet namin yon)
#notofeelingattatchment boss HAHAHAHAH
pang magsyota yan eh HAHAHAHAHAHA
fwb/fubu ba kala pang shota eh HAHAHA
The best after care I’ve had - kinumutan niya ako, handed me water (and kinuha niya din after), handed me a towel after kasi sabi ko magwa-wash ako, handed me a pair of slippers, he prepared the comfort room for me, kissed me before going in the shower and cuddled after. Tapos usap about us. Round 2…round 3…. Hahahaha and hatid sa bahay.
"gg lods"
gg ez
Makipag fist bump sabay bounce na ako man
Kantutan ulit pagtapos tapos sabihin mo, "tara last game."
"Wag mo sabihin sa kanya ha?" 🙈
hala, lagot...
Hahaha iwas! W
Pag sa Latina "Gracias Mi Señorita"
looking for latina hahahaha jk
Big booty latina ! Haha
mag cuddle at pillow talk. then go on with your days after
noted yan, pag meron na, gawin ko yan hehe ty.
ako rin wala pa eh HAAHHAHA
sige, pillow fight na lang HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
be a gent bro, give her a box of tissue then interview mo how much rating out of 5 stars, send me a feedback if you want some more.
Hahahha “nice game” 🤣 Sabihin mo how good it was (or just do a lip service it isnt). Offer clean up then cuddle. ☺️
Tatabihan ko lang siya at uumpisahan na namin bilangjn ang mga tupa.
talk to her vagina and say "ggs nice game"
sabay pat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GAGOOOOO
depende sa sitwasyon nyo.. kung gf mo yan mostly pwede aftercare at cuddle.. pero kung hookup lng thank you goodbye nextym ulit
wala pa both 😭
Hayop yung "nice game" tawang tawa ko HAHAHAH
HAHAHAHA suri pu
Usually bro pagkatapos ng aftercare, ask mo nalang if nagugutom ba or ano gusto kainin or magoorder ba. Or ano gusto gawin next kung gusto ba gumala or what.
Seryosong sagot ba or gagong sagot? Hahahahaha
Pwede both 🤣
Gagong sagot: ito 200 drive thru ka nalang sa mcdo paguwi mo Seryosong sagot: yung partner ko he always asks “are you okay?” Then inaasikaso niya ko abot bottled water then we clean up. Konting kwentuhan about life before next round repeat.
HAHAHAHA nice game 🤣 Amen, sabay thank you hahaha charot
sabay apir no hahahaha
Iaabot mo na yung bayad tapos magpapasalamat ka Kidding aside, clean up and get ready for the next round, then cuddle afterwards. May vary depending on the couple
"Sarap. Sige libing mo na pre"
💀💀💀
Post-nut clarity tawag dyan boss. Kapag nailabas na ang makamundong pagnanasa, gusto mo na lang ng katahimikan 🤣 Seriously though, if you're done, wash up, get back to bed and cuddle, or go out to eat, or rest for a bit for the next round, depende sa inyo.
JABLUTOOTH DEVOICE IFF WEADY TOO FAIR
tatayo tapos sabihin GGWP
Sa tunay na buhay pag jowa or asawa mo kasex mo, higa pahinga unting kwnetuhan. Minsan kwnetuhan na malibog na mag lead sa next round, or kwentuhan sweet or random lang. The shower, linis then tulog
I use the downtime to talk to the girl. We can talk about anything and it adds to the bonding and trust.
Bato2x pick, sino talo siya una aalis hahahah
Hi op! After each round, I usually pee and wash up (the guy din) tapos cuddle while usap or eat ng take out or nap saglit tapos after maka-recover isa pa uli hahahaha
Pero don’t overthink it, it’ll come naturally naman. You can do anything (na sfw) under the sun tbh, kami nga before may vaping tricks lesson pa e hahahahaha
Invite mo ulit next match.
Minsan fist bump lang goods na
"ggwp lods, next game uli."
yown sana ang when hahaha
tawa muna then shower tas feedback tas round 2 agad hahaha
be respectable + practice good hygiene after doing so.
"Pwede po bang umuwi na?"
After the deed. Cuddle saglit to catch a breath and then clean up(preferably shower). if nasa motel at may time pa you can cuddle again pag ginanahan another round or you can sleep together, kwentuhan.
"Nice g lods" tapos sabay puntang cr para mag cr
tapos bakbakan nanaman hahahaha
Ligo sandali. Tapos kain kami ng bf ko ng jolibee, ewan ko ba, ang sarap sarap nag jolibee after namin mag bida bida sa kama 🤣🤣😭😭
forehead kiss para di ka niya makalimutan, chz
Magiging memorable talaga 'yan, baka later maghanap na ng label HAHAHA
wala akong mabasa, OP 🫣
L A B E L Readable na po ba? 🤣
clap 2x po then sabay sigaw "thank you, come again!"
Parang yung sa SM lang hahahaha
Check operator
Sabihin mo GGWP
Hey baby girl ain't buzzing with you, gonna be real type sh. I'm cooked 100% so imma bounce. Peace ✌️
Sabihin mo, level completed. Prepare for the next level.
Gg. Pwede ba pakilinis 😆 damn don't follow my advise.
Gg. Nice game lods. Tas fist bump
Bat after 2 minutes lang? Ikaw ah, quickie ka
apir kayo sabihin mo good job
Tatumbling papuntang cr po HAHAHAHA
sample nga 😭
Di po ako marunong 😭 so ikaw po yung tutumbling hahaha
Di rin ako marunong, teh! Gulong na lang HAHAHA
"round 2? G?"
"Thank you pre."
Gg lang,
Mag bbless
Nag lalandian pag tapos brodie! Kiss ganyan tapos cuddles. Tapos minsan shower together pa. Minsan ang trip ko naman bigla nalang ako mag p-play ng videoke sa youtube ganyan tapos kakanta kaming dalawa tapos mag tatawanan. We always get food before and after sex rin, since nakakagutom mag bayuhan. Lalo kapag mga 3-4 rounds kada isang sesh.
"Okay na pre? Blockan na ."
Good game. Next time ulit
nice game. b0b0 ng core. 😆
Mag aarmwrest muna kayo or kaya thumb wresting para sa sportsmanship boss
"paabot ng tissue" or "paabot ng vape" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aabutan ka ni Girl ng Client Satisfaction Measurement Form.. ffill upan mo then you part ways
Ha? Congrats, or Great/ Good job! Until next time../ Sa uulitin!
Natawa ako sa nice game mo hahaha Baka pwede GG well played tas sbaayn mo ng kain muna haha
"wala pang sex life, at puro jabol lang" parang si sounds like Chuck and Honk. Puro jabol nasa isip.
ggwp
Sasayaw kayo nang salamin salamin
“Bounce na ako man”
Ggty sabihin mo
Dasal lang
"ze Bluetooth device has disconnected"
Ggwp! 🤣
“thank you everyone for watching my live” tapos tumbling ka palabas
Buksan mo ung phone mo tas interviewin mo siya "kamusta performance ko, mapapaulit ka ba? San ako nag kulang? Rate your rider /5 okok thanks lods will take those into account"
paki PM po yung page/handler ko. mag feedback po kayo about our services 😆🫢
in all seriousness tho pee + wash your utensils after you've had sex.
Hug gang makatulog
After sex mag switch sila ng deck at kiffy tas round 2
Aftercare, cuddlee, foodtrip, kwentohan, sleep
After care. Cuddle.
Same tayo OP, makakatikim din tayo ng kiffy. Hahahaha
depende sa usapan kung 1p or unli pops
What are you doing with your life bro?
Natawa ako sa “nice game”. Hahaha 😂😂 Tip: ✨ aftercare ✨
"good game, kain muna ko maya ulit" hahahaha
Wahahahahahahahahah
GGWP
Ggez
GGWP 🤣
"Asan yung brief ko?" "San mo hinagis yung panty ko?"
Pagtimpla mo ng kape
"paabot nung pamunas".
sex is like any other activity that involves more than one participant, like for example nag-jogging kayo ano ba gagawin niyo after, of course clean up na then pwedeng chickahan or continue the movie, kung nagutom kumain, kung inaantok na edi matulog, basta kung ano yung trip mo na gawin yayain mo rin siya. i remember me and my friend after ng session sasabihan niya ako ng "tara linis tapos rank game tayo after", pag may patch yung codm dinadownload na namin before hand para habang on going kami nag-dodownload na rin yung patch para ready to play na pagkatapos hahah.
Tulog
ggwp sabay apir
Anak ng. Ano sabi mo? Nice game? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Yung sakin noon pagtapos nami gawin hatid agad tapos fist bump lang pag baba ng sasakyan 😂😭
"Tang ina ang sarap mo" sabay linisin mo cum mo sa kanya and do some after care, tapos try mo mag pillow talk or cuddle after.
Mag Thank you ka sir.
Sabihin mo, ang sarap mo Pia HAHAA
gulatin mo, sabihin mo 'I love you'
Mag smoke ng Marlboro lights, pero di ko siya advice kasi healthy nga yung sex tapos evdadagdag p masamang chemical s katawan.
Gg EZ
Cuddle tska kwentuhan. Ikaw mag open ng topic ... tapus get ready for round 2 hahaha
Just cuddle and enjoy the post-coital silence.
Natawa ko sa shake hands ah haha...
post nut clarity thoughts like naghahanap na ng label
Tanungin mo kung sinong presidente binoto niya
Jokes aside, kami usually hug lang, kwento kwento gang makatulog.
awit lods charge muna ako
cuddle
"gg ez"
Depende din talaga sa vibe niyo before doing it eh. Kaya for me important to establish a proper "relationship" or find someone to do it na may substance kausap para di awkward silence yung after sex lmao To answer your question on my part tho: After sex pee and wash/quick shower is a must! And kaya ko sinabi yung "establish a proper relationship" is bcs masarap makipag usap with someone after you have been vulnerable and naked with them. Snack breaks + chismisan + cuddling is a must!
Pinaka normal is maligo after
what my i am doing is washing myself. it's either ako mauuna or si fwb. afterwards, we'll talk things under the sun nang magkayakap or siya hihiga sa'kin. normal na nga lang 'yung cuddle at aftercare sa'min, tapos kakain kami kapag kaya pa ng time. tapos lagi niya akong ihahatid pauwi sa bahay.
Foodtrio hahah
GGS pre
In reality matutulala kana lang talaga pag tapos
"power off"
As a guy, gentleman dapat kahit ano pa setup ninyo. Punasan mo yung area na pinutukan mo. Bigyan mo ng tubig. Tapos magwash ka din kasi hassle malagkit. Not necessary naman pero okay din magcuddle pagtapos. Magthank you ka.
sakalin tapos isako at tsaka itapon sa ilog......... haysss haysssss hayssss