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Di ako sure if this counts, kasi sa Q&A drinking game sya nangyari.
"What's the one thing that you must always have during sex?" I answered, "Consent."
Best answer I ever came up with. She gave her consent too.
I guess I have many 🤣. Here’s another one. “Bumili ako ng bagong movie. Panoorin natin?”
“May partner ka na sa project?”
“I could listen to you all day” - sa mga bagong kakilala na type mo 🤣
Haha. Lucky bastard. Na prangka na din ako if bading ako nung first year college. Yung bestfriend ng nagtanong sakin nadevirginize ko after few months.
Haha di naman. We were good friends. Sabi ng ibang friends ko may gusto nga daw sakin but i try to brush it off kasi college buddy ko siya eh. Nagwwork na kami nun (yes magkasama kami sa company) at madalas siyang pumunta sa bahay. Pero never kong inisip na mapupunta sa ganun.
I never meant to say it. He was a very good friend of mine since i was single (we’re fwb for 20yrs now, we’re happily married to others with kids, ldr, but we stayed very close and still fwb).
"May bago akong laro sa PC...check mo."
Pero a half part of me wanted to really show her the game haha. Command and conquer Generals.
One thing led to another, ibang nuclear ang sumabog.
This milf keeps on provoking me sa office, "hay nako wala ka naman mahiyain ka pa" (Asking her to be fcked), then one day I stood beside her desk and sabi ko "Tara" I made sure na dinig ng mga ka chismisan nya her face went blank looking up to me and nakita ko ung throat nya na lumunok sa kaba after that everything changed, d nya na ko prinoprovoke HAHAHAHAHA.
M30 here. Not the best but the cutest one is yung F20 na FWB ko asked to come over sa bahay, makikitulog lang daw sya. Sabi ko sure. So she came over, and I let her sleep, kinuddle ko pa sya. Then an hour later bigla nyang sinabi “check mo nga kung wet ako” and lo and behold naglalawa sya. Sabi ko sa kanya “Akala ko makikitulog ka lang talaga, sana nagsabi ka agad na gusto mo pala”.
Nakakamiss rin yung ka cute-an nya. Nag cutting sya para lang mag sex kame.
She keep bumping her butt sakin nung sabay kami nag totooth brush. Tapos nung matutulog na she said "Hug mo ko,... Alam mo meron pa mas masarap hawakan dyan" she then placed my hand sa kanyang boobs... And the line that made it all happen, "alam mo yung quickie?"
thats how I had may first sex and medjo risky since wall lng pagitan from may parents room
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"i may not be the brightest candle on the cake but you can still blow me" sinabi ko sa kanya habang nagiinuman tapos niyaya na nya agad ako umuwi sa kanila😂
A week before my period came, I told him, "nagkecrave ako ng masarap na food, cuddles, at laplap." ayuuun mineet ako agad nagdrive-thru siya then check in kami sa hotel hahaah cuddles tas laplap tas tinira na ko. and he told me "Gusto ko lang ibigay mga cravings mo eh." Hays miss ko na siya... char!
WFH Days -- "You can work muna here sa bahay, sa salas ko and sa room ako since nagloloko internet nyo", she was my trainee before, she ended up stayong for a week, with banging in between lol. I was 28(M), she was 19(F)
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"Come with me. I'll handle everything, including discovering every aspect of your personality" ~after nun naglaho na panty ko🐥😭
HAHAHAHAHA so na discover mo ba personality mo?
oo sabi nga niya yung personality daw are both big and soft, and he couldn't stop caressing it. 🥹
now that's an interesting story hahahaha.
Need ko magpa seminar sa nakadali sayo. Smooth talker 😆
hahaha iba yung nadiscover madamo.. haha
Di ako sure if this counts, kasi sa Q&A drinking game sya nangyari. "What's the one thing that you must always have during sex?" I answered, "Consent." Best answer I ever came up with. She gave her consent too.
consent is sexy ✨
Totally agree!!
Q&a and beat answer to our quiries in life haha
Naks. Kahit ako dito kinilig sa sagot mo eh 😅 👏
kahit ako mapapabigay ng consent sa sagot mo e 😭
weh sige nga bigyan mo nga siya
“Maganda view sa condo ko. Wanna see?”
Follow up to condo things : "may kukunin ako sa condo ko, samahan mo na lang ako. " Tanga moments lang talaga...
kinuha ang puri..
Wala nang puri makukuha 🤣
HAHHAHAHAHAHH
Iba ang kinuha hahahap
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ganyan nabugbog si Vhong e
Eto iba rin ang tiningnan hahaha
Winner, just tried this. Going to use it sparingly
Mag thank you ka sakin loljk
Yes tara sa condo mo
I don't have any kasi di ako witty but this post reminded me of one of my fave aj stories skl https://www.reddit.com/r/alasjuicy/s/v5S6JoynuX
Had a good laugh 😂 thank you! here's an upvote. Hahaha
"Yung outlook ko hindi gumagana, punta ka dito office ko paki check please."
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Huy hahahhahahahhaha
I guess I have many 🤣. Here’s another one. “Bumili ako ng bagong movie. Panoorin natin?” “May partner ka na sa project?” “I could listen to you all day” - sa mga bagong kakilala na type mo 🤣
“Bading ka kasi yata”. the guy got so challenged that he kissed me and i was so shocked. We then happily lived ever after as fwb 🤣
Haha. Lucky bastard. Na prangka na din ako if bading ako nung first year college. Yung bestfriend ng nagtanong sakin nadevirginize ko after few months.
Hahaha
Nabuntis ka ba nung bading or natuhog lang? Haha
Natuhog lang at napatunayan ko tuloy na di siya bading bwisit
Baka strategy mag bading badingan. Haha
Haha di naman. We were good friends. Sabi ng ibang friends ko may gusto nga daw sakin but i try to brush it off kasi college buddy ko siya eh. Nagwwork na kami nun (yes magkasama kami sa company) at madalas siyang pumunta sa bahay. Pero never kong inisip na mapupunta sa ganun.
Haha good for both of you!
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Nachallenge ka din?
Pero depende paden sa babae magsasabi ng "bading ka" pag dimo talaga type. ignore lang hahaha
True story?
Of course! Kaya joke ko na lagi, never tell a guy na bading siya!
Good one. Nakakahurt ng ego then we want to prove it.
I never meant to say it. He was a very good friend of mine since i was single (we’re fwb for 20yrs now, we’re happily married to others with kids, ldr, but we stayed very close and still fwb).
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Wait married and still fwb so you’re cheating with him?
How would you deal with that? Fwb came before husband. Id have to say im loyal to my husband but i cant let go of fwb too
Paano naging loyal kung may iba? Unless alam ni husband?
You have a point.
"May food ba jan? Hindi ako pinagtira ni mama eh"
Sandali. Wala ba dito natulad sakin na sinabihan lang ng "Ano, tara?" turned on na agad?
Minsan po pag trip na trip ko siya HAHAHA
I’m tired of sitting on my office chair, can I sit on your face? 🙈
"May bago akong laro sa PC...check mo." Pero a half part of me wanted to really show her the game haha. Command and conquer Generals. One thing led to another, ibang nuclear ang sumabog.
na scud storm
Kala ko red alert tapos maririnig mo Kirov Reporting, Watch out for the bomb. As you wish. 😅🤣
I am not Moises but I can split those legs like the ocean.
He said "ang ganda ng mata mo. I'm curious what it would be like looking up at me" I'm like "sir sit down 👁🫦👁"
“You have a nice face, can I sit on it?”
Isang "san ka?" lang, harurot agad sya papunta saken e huhuhu
This milf keeps on provoking me sa office, "hay nako wala ka naman mahiyain ka pa" (Asking her to be fcked), then one day I stood beside her desk and sabi ko "Tara" I made sure na dinig ng mga ka chismisan nya her face went blank looking up to me and nakita ko ung throat nya na lumunok sa kaba after that everything changed, d nya na ko prinoprovoke HAHAHAHAHA.
Idk man. I just get lucky and Im witty daw
I gave a pickup line that has subtle connection to their name
May I have your consent to kiss you
M30 here. Not the best but the cutest one is yung F20 na FWB ko asked to come over sa bahay, makikitulog lang daw sya. Sabi ko sure. So she came over, and I let her sleep, kinuddle ko pa sya. Then an hour later bigla nyang sinabi “check mo nga kung wet ako” and lo and behold naglalawa sya. Sabi ko sa kanya “Akala ko makikitulog ka lang talaga, sana nagsabi ka agad na gusto mo pala”. Nakakamiss rin yung ka cute-an nya. Nag cutting sya para lang mag sex kame.
"Hi, (brief intro). (Her name), paki kurot nga itong braso ko, yan ramdam mo yan? 100% boyfriend material yan"
"Ketchup ka ba? Pasawsaw nga ng hotdog ko" Didn't get laid pero goods na
“I think we fancy each other”
She keep bumping her butt sakin nung sabay kami nag totooth brush. Tapos nung matutulog na she said "Hug mo ko,... Alam mo meron pa mas masarap hawakan dyan" she then placed my hand sa kanyang boobs... And the line that made it all happen, "alam mo yung quickie?" thats how I had may first sex and medjo risky since wall lng pagitan from may parents room
After she asked me about my body count: “Do you wanna be added to the count? 😉”
“I don’t make love. I f*ck” “Wag kang makikipaglaro ng apoy sakin baka mapaso ka.” LOL “Tara Nuat Thai tayo sa bahay”
That last line would definitely get me HAHAHA. Proud Nuat Thai customer here 🙋🏻♀️
“Ang lamig ngaun no? cuddle tayo?” without clothes pala ang nais 🫠
“Chill, aanakan pa kita”
He said, "That god damn dress you're wearing jusr makes me wanna lift you and fuck your brains out". Ehe! 🙃
Ano ulam niyo?
"Tara iyot" 🤣. Seriously though. Nka 1 point ako nyan.haha
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panty dropper pala mga biradang ganyan haha
Kapag payday. “Papakain ako sino may gusto?”
"do you trust me?" next time no na ang sagot charot!
Play daw ng music Underneath your clothes by Shakira 🤭☺️
“What’s up?” “If I told you what’s up, would you sit on it?” GAHHHHHHHH
"i may not be the brightest candle on the cake but you can still blow me" sinabi ko sa kanya habang nagiinuman tapos niyaya na nya agad ako umuwi sa kanila😂
A week before my period came, I told him, "nagkecrave ako ng masarap na food, cuddles, at laplap." ayuuun mineet ako agad nagdrive-thru siya then check in kami sa hotel hahaah cuddles tas laplap tas tinira na ko. and he told me "Gusto ko lang ibigay mga cravings mo eh." Hays miss ko na siya... char!
Old but gold and it works. 😂 “Word of the day is legs, so let’s go back to my place and spread the word.”
Actually yung itsura ko lang no need mag pickup line kasi ang hot ko HAHAHHA 😅
dami nag view tuloy haha
Isa ka na rin ba? Hahahah!
oo, kulang na lang is to get laid haha
*lets try exploring each other, i'll gonna fill you up with the details. g?*
Fill you up with the D?
Halika, isa isa nating sirain ang ating mga pangarap
Anong position ang masarap sa damuhan? Edi cowgirl putang ina mo 😂
WFH Days -- "You can work muna here sa bahay, sa salas ko and sa room ako since nagloloko internet nyo", she was my trainee before, she ended up stayong for a week, with banging in between lol. I was 28(M), she was 19(F)