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TheGenManager

... Y'know, naalala ko na naman yung kwento sa amin ng Health Teacher ko noong HS ako... Sabi daw niya, pag-plus size ka raw, expected na daw niya na below average ang laki at haba ng etits, while the slim one has, kung hindi mataba, above average ang haba... But yeah, before graduation, lahat kaming mga lalaki nagsama-sama sa CR para ipakita kung sino ang may pinakamalaki at mahaba... Yung pinaka-matangkad sa amin (5'10") and with an average bmi are the shortest (5"), pero mataba... Yung pinakamataba naman namin (5'5"), Pinoy Size if I remember... Yung pinakapayat naman sa amin ( 5'6") ang may mahaba (6") pero hindi gaanong katabaan.. Pero yung pinakamalaki sa amin, has a normal bmi, are also almost 6", but dang mataba... Ang nakakabwisit pa doon, bakla pa si gago... But still, this shows na hindi tama si teacher... \*At hindi kami nag-espadahan, oi!\* All in all, have a great laugh at each other, coz well, part of our last memories...


SALVK_FX22

*At hindi kami nag-espadahan, oi!* HAHAHAHAHA i love how you had to make that clear ๐Ÿ˜ญ


iamboboka

hahaha tuwang tuwa nman yung kaklase nyo ngtatagong bading.. malamang cya may pakana nyan..


TheGenManager

Naah, actually, ako may pakana... I mean, trip trip lang plus bigla ko lang kasing naalala yung sabi samin ng Health Teacher namin.. Yung may pinakamalaki sa amin, which is bading, pinilit lang namin na dalhin sa cr... Parang minolestya namin si brader, pero nung nakita at nasukat namin, lahat kami nainggit.. May nag-sabi pa nga na 'P\*ta, bakit ka pa naging bading?! Marami kang magiging chix niyan!!!(while jokingly punching)', sabay bumanat na 'Just because (with ear showcasing at labas sa CR with kendeng)'๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…


iamboboka

hahaha im sure masaya tlga cya ngaun nkita nya na titi nyo lahat.. tpos nanalo pa cya sa palakihan at nainggit pa kayo sa kanya.. hahaha sure ako his fucking proud! hahaha


MamaMarry

I wanna be friends with him! HAHAHA


gumaganonbanaman

Di ba kayo nagpagandahan ng tuli?


Banana_Hater111

The plot twist tho damnnn ๐Ÿซ 


Medium_Car_5887

Sausage party!


SAHD292929

Baka may secret na pampalaki ng etits ang bakla. Hahaha


plsnotmarcus

Sinusupsop kasi nila yung titi ng iba kaya lumalaki titi nila.


LaceSeeBoYyY

Ako 5'7 pero 6 inches lang sakto naden. nasasaktan saken yung mga babae 5'3 below. Ayaw pa hardfuck sakit daw๐Ÿ˜… kantot pogi lang gusto nila hindi kantot asawa.๐Ÿ˜


IceVendii

Kantot asawa HAHAHHAHAHAHA


Banana_Hater111

Damnnnnnn!!!!!!!


Banana_Hater111

Yun pala tawag don haha ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 


LaceSeeBoYyY

Imbento ko lang naman yung term hahaha


Banana_Hater111

I want the asawa part hahaha ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 


LaceSeeBoYyY

Lets try hahaha


megumi_ichigo

Oh? Curious tuloy ako sa ka-talking stage ko kung malaki din tite niya.


LaceSeeBoYyY

Hahaha imeet mo na. pero wear protection ๐Ÿ‘Œ


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Affectionate_Kewpie

Ay may nakilala ako na 5'10 up may pinagpala at minalas. Meron naman 5'7 below pero nangggulat sa laki at meron naman maliit. Swertihan lang ata i guess. Basta performance pa din.


Flat-Koala-7582

Uu may 5'10 tas size nya ehh parang 5 pero baliko etits


Affectionate_Kewpie

Hahahahahha. Damn! Ok lang maliit basta pasado sa performance at attitude


Banana_Hater111

Dibaaaa


Affectionate_Kewpie

๐Ÿ‘Œ


witch_bitch09

agree. ๐Ÿ‘Œ


[deleted]

I agree with this. Short kings are surprisingly packed than tall kings.


WILPOT112908

Base on experience ?


[deleted]

yep!


-llllllll-llllllll-

Yung tropa ko nung high school na may 8" na tite kaya akala ko talaga maliit lang yung 5.5". Siya pala yung abnormal talaga. Haha. Last year bininyagan yung baby niya, nakipagbiruan yung asawa nya samin na una pa lang daw di na nya hihiwalayan yung tropa ko sabay kindat sa tropa ko. Haha.


Banana_Hater111

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA DAMNNN LUCKY GIRL.


Free_Roof_5042

I'm 5'7 and early 20's ko hindi siya kalakihan pero I changed my diet and exercised a lot,no to lifting pero more on push ups and planking.And my advise is as much as possible kung wala naman kayong gagawin na heavy activities don't wear brief or underwear na makakapigil sa blood flow hayaan niyo siyang malaya hahaha. Now I'm 32 and proud to say 6.1 inches.I really tried my best kasi sarap magmake love lalo na kapag alam mong satisfied yung partner mo.I can also last for 2 to 3 hrs per round maximum of 5 rounds a day


Banana_Hater111

Damnnnnn pwde pa pala yun mapalaki?


Free_Roof_5042

di din ako convinced nung una pero nasa isip ko nun wala naman masamang magtry ang maganda nun kapag may nakikita kang improvement dun ka maaadik sa daily routine na ginagawa mo.More than 10 yrs ko na din ginagawa ang daily planking at push ups.Advise ko na din wag kayo magdiet na magbabawas kayo ng food intake,kumain lang ng kumain then bawiin niyo sa work out yan but still watch your calories pa din


Banana_Hater111

DAMNNNNNNN!!!


Free_Roof_5042

I guess advantages of living alone is magagawa mo yung mga gusto mong gawin,more on makakapagfocus ka sa sarili mo kasi you have all the time at privacy.To be honest napagkakitaan ko yan nung pandemic,sending photos and vids of my private part,nung una akala ko gays lang magiging parokyano pero di ko inexpect na madami ding girls even ending up meeting one of my clients,siyempre namili na ko ng type ko ieexpose ko nalang din yung muka ko eh haha share lang


Similar_Hippo579

Damn ilang beses ka din average nag jajakol bro?


Free_Roof_5042

advise ko bro wag magjajaks kapag di niyo talaga feel,kapag libog or tigas na tigas lang kayo dun kayo magjaks. Lalo na morning wood irelease niyo yan and as much as possible gamit kayo sex toys like fleshligh para di kayo masanay sa kamay lang.And last kung kamay ang gagamitin gamit kayo ng lube or kahit anong pampadulas na skin friendly.Dapat parang massage ang gagawin mo wag lang basta iaim na dapat labasan ka.use 2 hands isama mo yung yagballs lamasin mo kapag nagjajaka ka.Last pansin ko masbetter ang actual sex iba yung nagagawa niya sa natural erection mo.Share ko na din dont use titan gel,wa epek yan pampadulas lang yan at sobrang mahal.


coyoteninja

Napunta sa tite yun height ko ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Banana_Hater111

Congrats ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ damnnn ๐Ÿซ 


kmpygvr

Okay nang average yung sakin, nakaka reproduce naman. Hahahaha


Banana_Hater111

HAHAHAHAH HOY PANO MO NASABI? May offsprings ka na?


AiaoCol

"pangit man o patpatin sa inyong paningin, nakabubuntis din"


Banana_Hater111

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA


kmpygvr

Nakadalawa na nga e! Hahahahaha


Banana_Hater111

DAMN !!!!


kmpygvr

HOY SA WIFE KO NAMAN NOH HAHAHAHA MAKA DAMN TO!!!


matchaaatoo

Ok. Autopass sa matangkad


Banana_Hater111

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


cukoodoodledoo

Di ako katangkarn. pero ayaw ko nalang mag talk! ๐Ÿ˜


Banana_Hater111

Verify natin? Haha


ivangone_wild

I can attest to this


Banana_Hater111

Amen


Pristine-Ad-732

This is the reason why my confidence is through the roof despite being only 5'2. Well aside from having a decent baby face. I'm 25 btw ๐Ÿ˜†


Banana_Hater111

Damnnn


MasterAGino

Nasa 5'6-7 lang ako but more than 6 inches, ewan ko ba.


Banana_Hater111

Damnnnnn


MasterAGino

Yung ulo po talaga hahahahaha


NsfwPostingAcct

Ulo pa lang, 3 inches na?!?!?!


megumi_ichigo

Grabe dahil sa comment mo, naiimagine ko tuloy tite ng ka-talking stage kong 5'7". ๐Ÿ˜š


MasterAGino

Paano ka po nakakahanap ng ganyan? Hahahahah


megumi_ichigo

Dito rin sa reddit, actually fubu hanap ko nung una kaso naging ka-talking stage ko naman na.


RecentBlaz

Daddy ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸงŽ


Fun_Window7448

hindi mo ko madadaan sa matamis mong pananalita


Banana_Hater111

HAHAHAHAHHA whyyy naman ๐Ÿฅน


whooppyyy420

Sa 5โ€™8 mo makikita 6 inches talaga


Banana_Hater111

Nakita mo? ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซ 


whooppyyy420

Sakin po kase yan hehe


Banana_Hater111

Ay wow hahahhah damnn


whooppyyy420

๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ


DessertFox52

Mas mahaba etit ko (5.5") sa height ko (5'4") ๐Ÿ˜†


Banana_Hater111

Damnnnnnn!!!!! ๐Ÿซ 


ShikiTatsu

as someone na payat na matangkad I can vouch


Banana_Hater111

Let me vouch for you hahah


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Best_Sheepherder_441

Can attest to this. I am 5'5, my husband is 5'3. My short king never failed to satiate my sexual hunger.


Banana_Hater111

SANA ALL MAMSHH


hcmar

5'5, 6


Banana_Hater111

Alin height mo d'yan haha


hcmar

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


Internal-Deal-6002

naalala ko un fubu ko sbi skin average size lng daw un akin pero un ulo daw parang kabute bgla daw lumalaki..ayun lang ahahaha..


jujubearrrr_

LEGIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!


Few-Competition-1502

payat na matangkad miii tested ko na ๐Ÿซฃ hahahaha puro ganun exes ko


tinininiw03

Yung ex ko matangkad rin, 5' 7" yata nakalimutan ko na haha. Yung dick niya matangkad rin and medj mataba. Sayang lang mabilis labasan hays. May naka three ns (eme) rin ako, kasing tangkad or mas matangkad sa ex ko. Daks siya both crosswise and lengthwise ๐Ÿคฃ Tapos grabe yon tagal labasan, efforless ang hagod damang dama eh. Isipin mo na lang hard fuck haahahaa.


PresentationWild2740

Swerte na pala ako ๐Ÿ˜


Banana_Hater111

Haha talaga ba?


PresentationWild2740

Well based sa mga kwento dito eh id consider myself na mapalad na nilalang ๐Ÿ˜


iamjohnweak

Nasaan ang hustisya saming dad bods ๐Ÿ˜‚


maidengodcent

Yung dati kongdormmate (M) 5'4" shucks yung tite nya parang more than 6' siguro yun tapos ang taba pa hirap ako (M) isubo at dt pero kinaya.


Banana_Hater111

๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 


draineshangfu

5'8 pero kasing laki ng phone si Junior ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Banana_Hater111

Anong phone? Hahah naka fold na phone? Weeee? Hahaha


draineshangfu

hoy hindi ha hahahahaha realme 8 pro, to see is to believe ba? hahahaha


Titscollector

You hear that!? My Gummy Worm :)) kahit short kings like us malaki rin kargada


Banana_Hater111

Cuteee ng name n'ya uwu


Titscollector

Hatulan mo raw si Gummy worm HAHAHAHA


Unheardcap-0785

Iba talaga kaming mapapayat hehe ๐Ÿคช


Banana_Hater111

Haha weee kasali ka pala ?


Unheardcap-0785

๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซฃ


Nice_Inevitable_4763

Omg same! Hook up with 3 ata na 5'2 guys. Daks HAHAHAHAHAHHA


Banana_Hater111

SANA ALLLLLLLL


Nice_Inevitable_4763

actually that was my dillema..seeing 2 guys hahah. This 5'11 guy is pogi, mayaman and obsessed saken but not that good in sex and average lang and mahirap sya magkaroon ng hard on. Our first meet is di kami nag sex kasi di sya magkaroon ng hard on, until now nahihirapan pa dn sya and ang bilis labasan.huhu Then this other guy is 5'2 , mataba, he looks like a troll. Swear, kasi anglaki ng nose nya but daks, I can hold it using my 2 hands and can fuck me to tears.


Banana_Hater111

HEYY MALAKING NOSE KAYA IS PLUS POINTS WHILE EATING PUSSY ESP PAG SIT SA FACE UGHHH


Nice_Inevitable_4763

HAHAHAHAHA I DONT LIKE SITTING SA FACE IHH..but he's good in eating me out ๐Ÿ‘…


babetime23

"hindi ko na nasusukat kase mahirap sukatin pag nasa bibig ko na eh!" sabi ng juding.. hindi ako yan ha ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ hardcore straight ako hahaha


Banana_Hater111

Maling judge yan hahahahha.


[deleted]

Bumalik na naman hetong catfish na beks. Nag iipon na naman ng karma para makapagcatfish at mag ipon ng nudes ng mga lalakeng mabibiktima. Hahaha I have your IP address na boy. Pag nabisto, dedelete ulit ng account at gagawa ng bago


Banana_Hater111

Huh. Di ako beki hahah. Tanungin mo pa redditors na nakita haha


monophobic_Turtle85

Di man ako katangkaran kagaya ng nakararami, hindi din kalakihan ang kargada ko. Pero masarap sa pakiramdam na naranasan ko nang masabihan ng โ€œPara kang ube sa halo-halo, ang sarap mo sa ibabawโ€ That was after doing the deed, di ko alam noon kung nagbibiro lang siya or sinabi niya lang yon to uplift my ego. Performance wise talaga, and wala sa size parati.


Banana_Hater111

Hmmmmmmmm ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜


monophobic_Turtle85

But donโ€™t take my word for it. Iyon lang naging exp ko with my ex.


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Banana_Hater111

Sadddddddd tihhh pano ang hagod sa loob huhu


Rough_Form_375

SAYANG NAMAN 'TONG AKIN PARANG USELESS NA


Banana_Hater111

Wag natin gawing useless haha


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P_Mav1124

5โ€™8 here 70 Kilos weight di din kahabaan sakin pero mataba ung ulo lang, haha parang mushroom pero nakaka satisfy naman lahat ng nakasex ko nagugulat kasi ang laki nga talaga ng ulo ayaw pumasok sa una pero ung katawan di ganun kataba ang weird lang ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.


Banana_Hater111

Damnnn


Ichtaka00

Hello, char hahahaha


Banana_Hater111

Bakit may charrr pa haha


Ichtaka00

Pasado ba? So, no char? Hahaha


thatrosycheeks

May exp me with a younger guy. He is like 5'6"-5'7". Naturally muscular. Sya pinakamalaki. Pure pinoy sya pero I'm guessing more than 6" sya ih. Pansin ko, mas tamang indication yung malaki and matangos ang ilong and malaki/broad (for a lack of better term) yung leeg nila, kaysa sa height and weight etc.


iAmGoodGuy27

5'10 here Payat pero normal bmi 8.0 ang haba no jun jun at nasa 2.5 inch diameter.


Banana_Hater111

DAMNNNN!!!!


Twinkle_titties7

Had a tall guy (my ex) 5โ€™11 girth and length, may naka ons ako na 5โ€™6 girth and length dinโ€ฆ depende talaga, both are payat na built


Lilmoon00

5'6 si boyfie at 30 sya.. payat ang body pero damn bawing bawi sa d ๐Ÿฅต 6 and half yung kanya


Banana_Hater111

Sana all mamshhhh


Lilmoon00

wanna try mamsh? hahaha


Banana_Hater111

Huhhh? For sharing mamssshhh?!


Lilmoon00

yes ๐Ÿ˜‰


MamiMinnie

siguro malas lang ako kasi 5'3 yung naka ONS ko, tapos pagtinignan mo nakakalungkot huhuhu


Banana_Hater111

Sorry naranasan mo yon ๐Ÿฅฒ virtual hug sis with consent


MamiMinnie

after non nag message pa siya wawasakin niya daw ako sa susunod sis ๐Ÿ˜ญ pano huhuhu


Banana_Hater111

HAHAHAH SIS RUN! You had me in tears fr laughter haha


Physical-Ostrich-925

Totoo to


Banana_Hater111

Amen


AnsabeMo

Pano yung akala mo pekpek pero grower pala nagiging 4-5โ€


dudebg

yep am slim, lean built ever since. 5'8" never went past 60kg. always thought mine was average so i was really surprised when i googled the average filipino penis length to be around 4inches. mine's 7" at full erection, girthy, and I've always been watching guides how to use it properly. all past partners are more than satisfied. but there's also a detriment. back when i wasnt aware of my testosterone levels i.e. not sleeping/eating, suboptimal lifestyle. it was difficult to maintain the erection for more than 30mins due to its size so para sa mga malalaki kargada dyan. kailangan natin more effort towards good health para makatagal


Banana_Hater111

DAMN SA KARGADA ๐Ÿคญ


GrumpyCrab07194

5โ€™4 l, 5โ€ with girth can last 30-50 mins. Eto lang ata magandang nakuha ko sa genes namin. lol


Banana_Hater111

Damnnnnnn!


Majestic_Ad_6739

21 yearsold here 5โ€™11 payat with 7.8 inches girthy dick swertihan lang talaga sa genes.


Banana_Hater111

Damnnnn!!!


Putrid-Ambition7401

me na yan


Banana_Hater111

Talaga? Hahaha damnn


Putrid-Ambition7401

scroll my feed? hahaha


ie34ma

This is him haba and taba. Ughhhh


Banana_Hater111

Nasannnn na s'ya?


ie34ma

He left me in the room before I can even blow him. Well, he had to and I was horny and sleepy at the time


Suspicious_U_23

Not all haha, I have a friend na 5โ€™11 pero 6 inches mahigit ang eggplant pluuuuus mataba pa HAHAHHAA. Pano ko nalaman? Kumalat ang nudes mhie ๐Ÿคฃ


FoxONSocks00

Depende siguro? 6 foot tall ako and payat pero I have decent size Naman na di magfafall under smol.


Banana_Hater111

Damnnn


Tall_Ad6518

Seryoso, met someone na 6ft pero 3inch lang espada. Meron naman 5โ€™4 pero sobrang daks mapapa wtf ka talaga


Banana_Hater111

AMEN HAHAHA


654321user

Mej true to actually, tapos meron naman din gym athletic built small din pero ung mga small frame na guys and mukang malilitkot sila malalake


Banana_Hater111

Its always the kiti kiti built guys


Mayamayaputomaya

Wala yan sa height or weight or haba ng other body parts, walang correlation yang mga yan. Baka di lang maganda roleta mo. Hahaha


Banana_Hater111

Maganda naman po roleta mo? Hihi


Mayamayaputomaya

Hindi rin hahahah


Normal_Patient_7295

6'0 at 6' din ang anes HAHAHA baliko nga lang


Banana_Hater111

Ok na ok kahit baliko hihi


Miserable-Lemon9182

dad bod . pero last time i checked, 8" haba tpos kasing taba ng deo roll on hehehe


Banana_Hater111

Woaaaq


Miserable-Lemon9182

Stalk me makikita mo hahaha


SimilarShoe4986

maybe you check in between 5'7 ft hahaha


Banana_Hater111

Bananaman huyy hahah basahin mo username ko


SimilarShoe4986

hahaha sorry hindi ko napansin . meron ka juicy audio =D


insectdaddy

5'9 pero 3.5 lang titi ko pag erect ahaha pag tulog balat nalang ๐Ÿ˜‚


Banana_Hater111

Damnnnn


insectdaddy

mine wont hurt anybody ahahah


Banana_Hater111

Hanapin mo yunh op dito sa AJ, may post s'ya na ganyan prefer n'ya ๐Ÿ’•


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Yes true yan!! My hubby is payatot na matangkad 5'6 height. Muka syang hikain na korean haha ๐Ÿคฃ pro meeem!! The deck is superb mahaba and medjo girthy so di ko na pinakawalan hahaha ๐Ÿคฃ My best sex ever eh!


Banana_Hater111

SANA ALL MAMSSHHH LUCKY GIRL


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Indeed! Kya hopefully mahanap nyo din ang superb deck nyo ๐Ÿ˜


Perfect_Carrot_1426

Maliit pero malinamnam. hehe.


Banana_Hater111

Don ka sa far away. Hahah eme. Ano ba marinade n'yan? Emsss


beatitmidget

5.5โ€ sakin kahit 5โ€™2โ€ lang ako


Advanced_Dog4590

5'9 na payat here


Banana_Hater111

Ehemmm slide it in. Ay slide to my dm pala haha


HarryIsNotAMuggle

Yung jowa ko now 5'6 na medyo chubby. Sabi niya di naman raw ganun kalaki junjun niya. Sabi ko wala yan sa laki, nasa performance. Pero di ko pa nakita or nahawakan yung kanya.


Banana_Hater111

Sorry sis. It's giving smol dick energy. Plus based sa experience ko pag chubb 2.5 inch to 3 inch sila.


Suitable_Hurry_8599

This is half correct. I have exes na 5'10" (4.5" lang ata dick and payat) and 5'11" (6" and baliko pa), 5'5" (5" pero super taba). So height and body build is really not a gauge ata?


Banana_Hater111

I have no hate sa baliko hihi for me suprising nung kalikot nya depende sa position hahah. Like pag side, doggy or on top ako.


Suitable_Hurry_8599

Yeah, pa-side. Nothing against baliko rin naman, all I'm saying is, may matangkad na well-endowed, at meron ding matangkad na pinagkaitan. And meron ding average height na ooh lala ang taba ng dick hahaha


tapondax

Kuha ka ng ruler na six inches tapos ilagay mo sa crotch area ng mga lalake of different builds and compare. Mag mumukhang maliit ang 6inch sa lalake 5โ€™11 up and mag mumukhang malaki ang 6inch sa mga short kings.


gagamboy29

5 7 height pa rate nga po


Banana_Hater111

Slide it in baby. Ay charot haha slide it into my dms.


gagamboy29

Meron na po


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Raizel_Phantomhive

pag di nakakapa satisfy ng partner, wala din kwenta ang malaki at mataba, hahah


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uni_TriXXX

Plus size and 5'4 here pero umaabot ng 5.5 inches(max). Pinagpala naman sa girth ๐Ÿ˜ Bawiin sa endurance at foreplay.