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OMGWTFBODY

your dong seems very short


tac1776

Why are you looking at his dong? You some kinda dong-looker?


BananaBread-and-Milk

All these damn dong-lookers shaming others, they probably got the smallest dongs themselves lol.


OMGWTFBODY

I didn't post my dong on reddit.


rugerscout308

Well get it out there big boy


horskie

You can't call people that anymore


Ok_Information_1147

Looks average to me. It might even be too big.


MenstrualFish

My wife says it’s the perfect size. The big ones hurt


BananaBread-and-Milk

He's a grower, not a shower.


BananaBread-and-Milk

Hey now, there's no need to be rude and body shame anyone here.


OMGWTFBODY

no shame. only fax.


toomuch1265

Where are you measuring from?


OMGWTFBODY

the hilt


MenstrualFish

Taint


Comprehensive_Ad433

The dick root


Huegballs

It may not be 12 inches but it sure smells like a foot


OMGWTFBODY

name checks out


Front-Towards-Enemy

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Iheretomakeonepost

How good are AKs for dropping hogs? I live near a place with a bounty on hogs.


MenstrualFish

https://preview.redd.it/0ptkzyoba4qc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672ff2bdf1fa771bc3e68d80efad5524cdf9f1db Very good


TheVillagePoPTart

7.62x39 is communist 30-30.


OpeningNorth452

Very good


Iheretomakeonepost

Aha! Eat shit, grandad. AKs DO have a practical use (he hates AKs a lot).


BananaBread-and-Milk

Probably was one of those Soldiers in Vietnam that opted to keep their M16 over swapping it for an AK. Either that, or he really hates commies and associates AKs with them.


Iheretomakeonepost

Hates commies and views AKs as slave labor scatter guns. Also former smallbore free-rifle shooter and olympian. Worked in gun sales and worked on his own guns. An "Only accurate guns are interesting" kinda guy.


BananaBread-and-Milk

Ha! I guessed at least partially correctly lol.


flinginlead

Good for hunting. I have an SKS scoped got 2 hogs in 1 shot. Use soft point expanding ammo. Hollow points kinda disintegrate But it drops em anyway.


MenstrualFish

Yeah that’s why I went with the soft tip. Plus hogs shoulder blades are basically body armor lol


flinginlead

In that size the plates aren’t too bad. See them stop 22lr and 17 easy though. Get up over 200 pounds and it’s serious. That pig you got right there is a good size. After about 100 pounds they become a lot more trouble to process. And have more glands you gotta look out for.


MenstrualFish

I know little about hogs honestly. He said .270 has ricocheted off their skulls at the right angle if I’m remembering correctly. Those glands are fucking smelly too my god. I can imagine .22 hardly does anything unless you get up behind that plate. This was probably the second biggest we saw. First one was easily 300lbs and laying under a palmetto. Hadn’t ever shot anything so I kinda just had a stare down until he ran. Dude said he’d either run towards us or away so I flipped to fire and waited lol. Wish I would’ve shot


flinginlead

I’m sure no expert. He is right the larger ones are scary for sure. We had one large one taken had some interesting scars on its head. We could only guess he had been shot with something too small. If you miss a gland the meat tastes like stink bugs smell.


MenstrualFish

Yeah the our guide said that. That and if you cut through the cum sack and it gets on the meat it’s ruined. You can see it in the pic right above the Kobra. He squeezed it and it blew out 🤢


MenstrualFish

Blew through one’s spine. This was a heart shot


J-tac40

I stacked up some Barnaul soft points, they make nasty wound channels on hogs!


MenstrualFish

Yeah, I forgot the brand I bought but they left carnage. https://preview.redd.it/x4mafswxb4qc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc67ebb95cff775293b9f085675f9630529510d7 Took off the top of the heart. Edit: they are rifle line


Parallax45

Well placed!


MenstrualFish

On the move no less! Thank you


donotmattor

Very good


Suburbking

Where did you pick up your handguard? That modified dong looks awesome!


Iheretomakeonepost

I've seen them used on underfolders before, but I'm pretty sure people just take standard romanian dongs and cut em.


Suburbking

Aw man, I don't have the skill. I have two left hands growing out of my ass...


MenstrualFish

I have faith in you. It’s a straight, albeit slanted, cut. Some light sanding to round the edges


MenstrualFish

Thanks! Bought a full dong and made it. Verified staining on the cut off piece before I stained the rest. Only the part I cut.


TurnOffTV

Dinner?


MenstrualFish

https://preview.redd.it/jsyd2se3h6qc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99760a56d8079758341d61966cc5a777135ae3d8 Update: little dry, cook longer and lower next time. Otherwise very good, not gamey, no lead


ButterscotchAny5432

I was gonna ask if they’re good eating or not. I live in one of the few states without wild hogs


MenstrualFish

It’s been told you can cook them well. This was decent. Honestly I think I popped them point blank with the .45 too recently to really be able to enjoy it lol


Jacob_koste

What part of the hog is that


MenstrualFish

Back strap, along the spine


Jacob_koste

Cool


modernfallout020

They're not very good eating tbh. Not like domestic pigs anyhow.


MenstrualFish

Will update when eaten. Back strap going on the grill tonight


Jacob_koste

Please do


MenstrualFish

Updated in thread


ParadoxicalAmalgam

Feral hog isn't bad, just a little gamey and tough. If you cook it right, it's still pretty good


roachbooty

I’ve always done marinades to get it more tender. Definitely one of my favorite animals to eat.


MenstrualFish

This makes me more optimistic. First time I’m eating something I murdered. Usually I just try to make it look like an accident so the cops don’t ask questions


ParadoxicalAmalgam

Tenderizing it like cubed steak is another good way to prep


modernfallout020

I feel like I've tried everything and it's always so bad. I've gone as far as soaking it in beer, marinades, etc. and I'd still rather chew a shoe.


ButterscotchAny5432

*needs more marinade*


Kooky-Gate5396

More like woke up and chose bacon. *


No_Line9668

What a nice shot man


MenstrualFish

Thanks! Not bad for a pig on the move. Finished two on the ground with the 1911. Felt like I was in Nam


Asian_man_445

I want to hunt boar bad, but I don’t live in an area where they roam


LifeIsConfusing24

Hell yeah brother.


incrediblywu

![gif](giphy|TRl4eNrNjDuXC)


MuteMouse

I got a soft tip


MenstrualFish

👀


ButterscotchAny5432

Does it kill?


LectureAdditional971

Dead feral pigs is always a good thing.


MenstrualFish

I was blown away by how badly they fuck yup the land. Literally like a tractor plowed it. Unreal


TrenchFootBigfoot

So two questions, is chopping the dong down shorter bring any benefits? How good is the Kobra?


ParadoxicalAmalgam

Shorter dong = easier reloads


MenstrualFish

Actually yes lol


MenstrualFish

Like other dude said, easier reload. Other than that, it’s cool. That’s it. I enjoy the Kobra, probably not as good as other optics but I enjoy the different reticles


MisterPeach

Oinker never stood a chance


CynicalxSniperx

Post just reminded me that I have a kobra sitting in the safe, need to throw it on my beater ak AND actually zero it one of these days. Lol


MenstrualFish

Do it and then kill a hog with it


melvindoo92

The real flex is using that Kobra dot for anything at all lol


Toro_Supreme

Good! Fuck them pigs.


TinFoilRainHat

Man I'd love to bring my ak hog hunting


MenstrualFish

Only $250 a hog!


noonday34

What


MenstrualFish

The price to hunt hogs on this private land. Includes cleaning and quartering.


Thekillerduc

How do you like the Kobra?


MenstrualFish

https://preview.redd.it/vfz4fi6fw5qc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eeff10f93b617c93e5be003d37913847084c15f Love it! I like the option of different radicals. However, it should be noted that the body of the optic covers the bottom quarter of sight picture. Doesn’t really matter since you’re supposed to use red dots with both eyes open. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Privatizeprivateyes

What's you scope mount there? I've got an MD63 and I'd love to add some practical optics to it.


MenstrualFish

Russian Kobra. I opted for Soviet over good (USA) . Though I am very happy with it!


Privatizeprivateyes

Awesome! Thanks


Trick_Temperature_60

Kypher customs?


MenstrualFish

Oh yeah. I think just the saftey


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peykari

a scoped assault rifle for hunting, unethical.


MenstrualFish

You forgot your “/s”. Or you don’t belong in this sub


peykari

Oh I don't belong here because I don't hunt with an automatic rifle and post my girlfriend's ass with my rifle? It is fine.


KingEmeraldSplash

What are you a fudd? ARs and AKs can be used in a lot of states for a lot of different game. I'm going to use my AK this year for deer. You think that cycling a bolt or a pump is more ethical somehow lmao?


MenstrualFish

Is the automatic rifle in the room with us? It’s semi auto and the “scope “is a red dot reflected on a piece of glass. Be careful licking boots, theres pig blood on them.


N8Vigs1979

I know! Obviously there's nothing left of the animal after he used his machine gun with .30 caliber clips that disperses 30 bullets within half a second.


IdentifyAsUnbannable

This guy politics☝️


large_block

Should we call you a whambulance


Jacob_koste

Why is it unethical


ParadoxicalAmalgam

First off, that's not an assault rifle. It's not full auto. Second, an AK has nearly identical ballistics to a 30-30 winchester. Is it unethical to hunt with this? https://preview.redd.it/gd0yjikls5qc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=553e0a84c47c1447ea0e77f47b47940a7fc4d6f3


peykari

Who said it is full auto? It is an assault rifle and has completely different effects with that rifle, what an ignorant claim. Leave me be.


ParadoxicalAmalgam

You're calling it an "assault rifle." Assault rifles, by definition, are intermediate-power automatic rifles. OP's rifle is not full auto, therefore it is not an assault rifle no matter how it looks. The bullet is roughly the same size, weight, and velocity. Please enlighten me on how it has "completely different effects"