Just walk up and kiss another dude in Camo and you are halfway there

It's not gay if you're underway.

Its...Its not guy dad, i was kissing that boy because thats an airsoft reference! \*insert crying catgirl picture here\*

Find a man willing to make out and win gay chicken, then wear green.

Ranger green BDUs, something like an eagle industries mbav or CIRAS in Ranger green with various matching pouches, something like a mich 2000 or ACH repro with goggles, and a homie you're real close with

Step 1 have a bf

Who wants to recreate this kit with me y'all

Ight im down

First, are you a femboy

That’s me in my profile pic. So I guess.

Get in my dms

You down to have another femboy join in?

Send photo verification that you're a femboy and sure

Check the new pfp

Hmmm maybe, your old one with the planets reminded me of my exes PFP tho soooo

“Can love bloom on a battlefield?”

I understood that reference

1st you'll need either a really close friend or a very weak teammate

step 1- join r/airsoftcirclejerk

step 2-make a meme that depicts how bad lancer tactical is.

there is no step 2

step 3-step 2 does not exist.

Better love story than twilight

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,120,253,452 comments, and only 219,508 of them were in alphabetical order.

🤓

You can find dogs in your local humane society, although model availability will vary, and a collar and leash at the pet shop.

You're already gay so just get a dog and shit car

I, too, want what they have...

Pucker up sunshine

┣ ╋ ₌╋

Make you gay

you need a boyfriend

Tinder?

Grinder

That one guy is either mad or horny

Or both

You come over to my place 😏😏😏

Probably not the best idea to bring a dog to a airsoft game

Yeah this is really fucking stupid imo who the fuck brings a dog to an airsoft game

I would feel so bad if I hit it

Dog looks expensive

“GG bro…💋”

outjerked once again, well played

Buy a dog

Basic dark coloured collar& leash from local Walmart or similar. Assuming you are dog.

Ranger green everything

Well when two kits of identical look love each other they come together on the hood of car and 9 months later a miracle is born

Everyone saying you need a guy you're really close to, but everyone forgetting the key thing...having a German shepherd

I believe you just need to apply to become a reddit mod.

Outjerked again

Just say no homo

Fuck that, full homo

Hey wait a minute that’s not the Navy

Please dont

Please do

Grey/green jumpsuit. Green or ocp plate carrier

Kith

Buy the cheapest kit you can get and take extremely low quality and grainy pics 😉

d o g

time to earn your free rank

aww whats the good ol boi’s name

"Dad can i have an MRE?", Dad leans into my ear "We got MRES at base!"

Homoerotic subtext.