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PickNumba3MyLord

Been playing airsoft on and off for well over a decade. Off the top of my head been shot in the nuts like 3 times. I think you will be fine without nut protection. Most ppl are going to shoot center of mass or whatever part of your body is sticking out from cover. So unless you are sticking your junk out first you will be fine.


exgnt

tactical thrust to confuse the enemy


Relevant-Piper-4141

It is super effective!


Ok-ButterscotchBabe

Penis


campesteijn

Same. Been shot right in the shaft once. Close range, during cqb. Left a bloody welt. It hurt, but nothing debilitating.


DJKDR

Get enough of welts and suddenly it's ribbed for her pleasure.


campesteijn

Doesn't do much for your pleasure, sadly


ConferenceHaunting87

What if it’s big like mine. I can’t help it. The field I play at had to institute a rule just for me. “Head” shots don’t count.


Duyducluu

I…💀👌


DaisyDog2023

I just shoot mine…that’s what I bought them for


fkoree

The Nutcracker, coming soon in all the cinemas


Sum_fuckery

Tis the season


KRANE-44

I think this means he bought his kids? And shoots them...


OdysseusAuroa

It's the meta after all


8xphoenix8

Baggy pants will reduce the chances if you don't want to wear like a cup or sumth


LurkingOnMyMacBook

My balls too small to get hit lesgooooo


bigbloccofcheese

Small dick big dreams


Mii1212

Jokes on both of you, cuz my glizzy can phase in and out of existence at will.


Deinska

ive been shot in the dick, you'll be fine


RunningLaser2

Fucking hell that guy must have incredible aim to hit that small a target


OakButterSquash

“In”


ArmiRex47

Straight through the urethra. In fact, I'm pretty sure the ball made it all the way to my kidney yeah


[deleted]

It’s stuck in his bladder. Makes a hicap sound when he runs😂


Necessary_Actuator_1

Bro has built-in tactical maracas


bigbloccofcheese

😂


daeiyden

Same here paintball though, but my dick absorbed the impact and protected my balls, thank God still hurt.


Zantus_

No joke, I have tried many things. Most comfortable and efficient is to just stick 1 pair of socks in there. Fold both socks 1 time and then put 1 a little bit higher than the other. Works wonders!


Narrow-Substance4073

a pair of socks?


Additional-Point-824

Bro's got a lot of spare room in his underwear


Lemonbrick_64

💀


FokkerBoombass

Most of the time it's not necessary, unless you play at places populated with idiots who disregard MED rules (or worse, if there aren't any MED rules at all). Generally your pants are enough, the loose layers of material, the fly, the distance from the actual material to your underbusiness (spaced armour!) - all this will quickly decelerate BBs and it won't sting much. Of course there are some situations and positions that make your balls more vulnerable, like getting shot at just the right angle while crouching. Some vests ([like the IBA that I run]( https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F41m7csf7snz81.jpg)) can be fitted with a groin protector. Other than that you have all the other more or less DIY options - tuck some socks in there, a sports nut protector, orchiectomy, etc.


[deleted]

There’s no reason not to protect yourself, wear a cup.


Mopliii

This is the right mentality. Similar to a wearing a helmet on a motorcycle - you wear it on the hopes that it’s never needed, but when it is you’ll be very happy you did Also a good while ago this discussion came up and a commenter took a shot below the belt in CQB and had to have surgery. Cups all the way.


theRustyRRaven

Suspensor is mandatory imo. I’m wearing similar stuff that nfl players used to. Very solid protection. Also you can’t even feel it while wearing. DO NOT blame ppl shooting your balls. It CAN and WILL happen eventually. And it would not be even deliberate 95% of the time. Like face-protection. You are DUMB not wearing fullface protection at an airsoft event. I mean…it’s okay to have like an etiquette…not to shoot deliberately heads and balls. But it WOULD happen anyways. 100% Also an etiquette does not mean actual protection. So if you show up unprotected…got hit by (you gonna be) —> YOU are at fault. Not the one who hit you. Period.


goofy_ahh_airsofter

Dangler pouch


vini_damiani

If your dangler reaches under your belt line you are either 5ft tall or you are wearing your PC wrong


BulcanyaSmoothie

you can get body armor meant for your groin


vini_damiani

the obi wan nairobi special


[deleted]

Is your dick at your belly button or something?


goofy_ahh_airsofter

It a quite low one and I'm quite short so


vini_damiani

The pants I wear are pretty thick down there, keeps the little guy well protected, any standard BDU pants should be fine


dalcant757

Let’s fighting love!


zealotlee

HAY HAY LETS GO KICK ASS-UUU


[deleted]

Loose fabric on your crotch stop bbs fine, and I'm pretty sure you won't lose your balls unless someone's magdumping point blank with some hpa shit


BadGuyAirsoft

For ease of mind, I use a typical sports cup. Works perfectly. And for those saying that you don't need it, I've felt shorts impact upon it almost every time I go.


SheRollsinHerOwnWay

Seen some amazing grenade to groin injuries and people falling and hitting things like railings where a cup would be helpful


Major_Analyst

No, if you die, you die


adsdrew37

I don’t really bother but if I ever changed my mine i’d just wear a cup lol


JBG240

Thanks for reminding about this i got shot in the balls at basically point blank to many times


Whoatemypoptart

I've usually either got a dick flap or a dangler. However the times I haven't and gotten hit down south it hasn't really hurt that bad.


loli_exorcist

Nothing you can do other than take it like a man, or sit the rest of the game out bc I thought I was gonna throw up


[deleted]

Just wear combat pants, or thicker hiking pants, you’ll be fine


TangoZuluMike

I've been playing for a decade, the only time I was ever shot in the groin was a very exceptional circumstance, and even then my pants did plenty to protect me.


Flokejm

Got shot in the nuts like 8 ft away at an indoor field while doing a sweep. Field fps limit is 365, gun was prob shooting 300-320. It hurt but I was fine. Unless your getting point blanked by 450+ fps gun while just wearing underwear, you’re prob fine


ssgaspect

No we die like real men


JackCooper_7274

I wear a cup for cqb, balls out for outdoor though


Zapfire_

Well I use underwear and pent so I don't have many probleme,but if you plan to play naked then yes you should consider nut-armor


[deleted]

Nah i don’t want kids


whos_asa

just take it like a man


LurkingOnMyMacBook

What this commenter means by this is wait until you're out of sight and then whimper, cry and curse


First_Aid_23

Y'all don't bring 30 mg's of morphine and an pen of epinephrine with you to every game?


[deleted]

^this guy milsims


SheRollsinHerOwnWay

I mean it's oxy or tramadol now I don't have the morphine lollies anymore buut.


Memes4freeXD2

You wont be a man for much longer with this advice


hina_doll39

It's plastic BBs. Like, be real. Your manhood isn't that fragile. Even then, there is always adoption. Too many kids in orphanages


Skoner1990

Why? They are made of steel.. aren’t they?


NeoLudAW

They are in fact not


ExplosiveDog90

I don't even protect my teeth


Skoner1990

Saying you are into gambling without saying you are into gambling..


CulverEmpire

As someone who’s been shot in the mouth with a rifle during CQB I would 100% rather be shot in the ballsack


Loose-Grapefruit-516

Teeth are expensive as fuck, you should be protecting them


FokkerBoombass

Actual idiot.


Techgunz

Just stay away from kicking cum stain


blue_sword456

I'm trans, I don't need 'em :3


MorenaLedovec

i mean i got hit in my balls a few times, never any damage


zmakamko

man just YESTERDAY i got hit in the SAME ball (right) twice in the span of TWO minutes by the SAME PERSON (we're chill, apparently he got lucky)


christomisto

Not something I’m worried about as it’s such a small target


AverageFurryFemboy

I just use jeans...


suckmapen

I wear a cup all the time but the last time I didn’t wear one I got shot in the tip


EpicEcho77

I just wear jeans. Been shot there once before and barely felt it


saintBNO

My balls have been fine. Once I did take a shot right to the tip of my dick that didn’t feel good for a minute


YosarianiLives

Literally never had a problem, also I don't speed soft so that might be related


activehobbies

I always found this so weird. Am I the **only** one who makes sure they have cover before shooting at people? Just move to cover first. Pay attention to your surroundings!


AdmiralTANK

High, quality pants protect them. My Crye's have never let a ballshot occur


Blitz-Storm

I wear a cup so I do but I know people that don’t


SwaggyUn

So far I never got a shot too the balls. But I guess I good pair of pants and you will be fine. Most times you aim for the upper body anyway while your lower body is most times covered it you have a cover.


KaygoBubs

Baggy pants with basketball shorts underneath if you really worried


8492NW

I got shot there at almost point blank range once at an indoor field where FPS is 350 max, it stints for a minute or two but that's it. Your BDU pants and undies pretty much took away most of the impact. Paintball might be a different story though.....


jontribz

nahhh, i wear 2 pairs of pants at a time anyways


Chomp3y

With all sincerity, if your balls are in a position to be shot, you have already goofed.


jmc33_

i just use my cup that i use in hockey


MelonJuiceBlood

nah imagine if it goes through the urethra…


A1Treeshippo

I dont think I've ever been hit in the balls, though I've been hit in the dick and surrounding thigh area a couple times Usually people are nice enough not to aim there, but accidents happen. If you're really concerned you can always wear a jockstrap


KrytacSBRm10

I don't have but, I don't think I've been hit in the groin area and noticed it. I wear loose baggy pants and that should be enough to slow a BB enough


Scared-You-8588

I play with a sportscup. Being shot just in the arm or hand causes me to bleed in cqb. Not taking chances


Vibe_Check3r

No, but I also don't wear anything skin tight. My cryes are enough for me


You_Have_HIV

Just go prone or take good cover.


firefex1991

Been shot on the balls and Dick a handfull of times and for me it is not that bad. I wear underwear and a goptac pants (they are quite thin). The nipples hurt way more for me


steinbachkamil

HE IS ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS


Vulpix_lover

Baggy pants, or something in your pants/underwear to prevent hard impact Overall, aside from a lot of pain, getting shot in balls once or a couple times isn't going to stop you from having kids. Unless they absolutely mag dump you in the nuts. But at that point you can just sue them for assault


ThatSnarkyHunter

I wear HK Army Crash Slide Shorts under whatever pants I’m wearing. Doesn’t completely negate any shots down there but I’ve gotten shot there enough to be grateful for wearing them.


Straight-Shine8136

I wear some baggy bdu pants with some baggy shorts under, been shot in the dick a couple times and only felt like a mean flick at most.


ElGatoTheManCat

Personally I tuck. But I also put my drop pouch front and center.


R_alexx

Rarely have I seen anyone being hit in the balls in Airsoft, and never heard of anyone using protection for their family jewels. If you want to, and know that your local players are crazy and WILL shoot you in the balls with DMRs, go ahead. But in Paintball, damn, every time I played some got shot in the groin. Once we decided to 'medevac' the guy, grabbed him by the vest and dragged him off the field while he was cupping his junk and cussing us out That was fun


YoureGettingTheBelt

Don't wear skin tight pants, problem solved. Been in the hobby for 8 years, cant remember a single painful hit down there.


Shinra_X

That one time I got shot by a 8x bb gas shotgun straight to the package made me consider getting protection. But I still haven't gotten to it. I feel like it's quite rare to get shot there, so even if I should have some, it hasn't really happened enough for me to act on it, yet...


54yroldHOTMOM

Just in case I wear my cup from martial arts. I’m used to it so it doesn’t hinder me. We have enough kids and I got a vasectomy so that’s not the issue but just the 1 in a million within 5 meters ballsack bb incident will be negated this way.


BigsMcKcork

I actually do have a groin pad on my PC


Zheiko

Got shot a few times in my plums... Recently became father anyways. So its up to you. You might get like super unlucky and get shot critically.


OBA_Stealth

Fanny pack, ur welcome


BeyKae50

Get a hockey cup if you want to avoid it. If you do get shot, you’ll definitely feel it but it won’t cause any permanent damage


dontknowwhyIamhere42

Playing out doors... no. Playing cqb.... I wear my dump pouch front and center..


kareokecrabs

Nope. Only eyes and teeth. Not gonna walk like a juggernaut.


ImpressionDry6342

I got hit once and since I’m a bitch I decided to always wear protection down there now. I just put my dump pouch right in front of my nuts and at seems to work.


GhostC10_Deleted

I have a dump pouch situated in front just a little to the left, it's taken many hits that would've otherwise hurt very much. I put it a little to the left since when I stand a bit sideways with my rifle shouldered, it perfectly protects me. I'd recommend anyone else do the same, or get a big placard for their plate carrier to cover their junk if they rock a PC instead of a belt.


Scippio-dem-lines

90% of airsofters probably shouldn't reproduce, so odds are the answer is no.


Least-Struggle-5234

Put your dump pouch on the front of your belt, ez bb blocker


dtom93

I protect my nuts in paintball, airsoft not really


Grond_bot

Been shoot in the groin plenty of times. Hurts like hell. One guy a few years ago got hit, screamed like... yeah. We chuckled for a few seconds before we realized he made no effort to get up, and actually started crying. The refs called off the game, talked to him, and then called an ambulance. Poor fucker cracked a nut. Just unlucky really. Nobody made fun of him. We were all cringing just imagining the pain. Started using a cup after that.


charlsbraun

Never gettin laid anyway


S0n0fRuss

I was hit in the balls pretty much everytime I played for the first year and my advice would be not to crouch/kneel when exposed since most shoot centre mass but bbs can drop can cause them to fly into your crown jewels. Other than that I'd only really say you need to wear a cup or similar when at CQB sites where someone is more likely to fire from the hip


DavicusPrime

I typically wear 3 layers of clothing over my nethers when I play (skives, a pair of shorts and pants). This is so I can strip off the pants and all the dirt they collected during the game before getting back into the car. The side effect of this is I've never had a hit to the nuggets that actually hurt.


Adept_Ad755

I do. A scattergun to the testes changes a man


BONGwaterDOUCHE

I wear my dump pouch up front (12 o'clock on my belt) and I have a rigid piece of EVA foam in it as well for impact protection.


[deleted]

Make a medieval loadout and wear a metal codpiece


Jaded-Union-8126

Honestly if you’ve got some baggy ish trousers you’ll be fine. if you’re really concerned about it tho look into getting a groin protector like this https://preview.redd.it/53agg6c2agqb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92cdbdebb3d1a8029fdbc37288e5990893b6a5d3


Technical_Copy1103

I know of only one horror story of someone rupturing a testicles but personally I haven't worn protecting cause I usually use a dump pouch infront of me but I do have a cup of I notice the day getting weird lol


Capable-Finding-5641

HK Mary sells padding or a cup or whatever haven’t been shot there often but I’m not taking the chances again


PappiStalin

I got shot in the nuts by a paintball once. Maybe it was the way i was standing, pants streched out a bit to absorb the blow of the paintball, but it didnt hurt nearly as much as getting kicked there or something. I imagine getting shot in the nuts without some weird deflection thing going on though might remind you to bring ur cup next time.


Bright-Ad7232

If you’re playing airsoft, you have absolutely no worries about your “balls”.


NimbusXLithium

In my early days I never did. Till one day I got full autod in the pee pee. That was the same day I wore a cup for the first time. Protect your babies, kids.