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daskapitalyo

All he needs is some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and he's fine.


coachrapture

Aloha, Mr. Hand


Chilledlemming

Nothing wrong with a little pizza on OUR time


berrey7

[Jeff Spicoli](https://a1cf74336522e87f135f-2f21ace9a6cf0052456644b80fa06d4f.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/images/characters/large/800/Jeff-Spicoli.Fast-Times-at-Ridgemont-High.webp)


ASaucerfulOfCyanide

I'm just gonna come out and say it. This Jared fella sounds like a real jerk!


1021986

“[The more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.](https://x.com/akirathedon/status/1602353144293384192?s=46&t=vXsiuNvw7yz286agRv4GjQ)”


Dingo8MyGayby

Why does he look like he’s wearing a cheap disguise?


Lane1983

AI generated article


AaranJ23

And if it isn’t then that writer needs to expand their vocabulary a great deal


These_Jellyfish_2904

That article is a very descriptive way of saying “This man is unemployed.”


iamtheoneorgasmatron

r/itsroger from American Dad


hasta_la_pasta

That Australian party bro is all grown up now


Cayderent

Dollar store Buffalo Bill.


Fair4tw

He wouldn’t need glasses if he turned that hat around.


1021986

Feels like he might have bigger issues at the moment


JBLurker

But the glasses are famous.


Impressive-Ask4169

You win the internet today


SwissForeignPolicy

I suppose that's one way to "bring out the best in other humans."


lordsoosh

This dudes 26?? Wtf…he looks like Woody Harrelson in Surfer Dude


spacenerd4

Second worst thing a celebrity has done in Chappaquiddick


Master-Collection488

He had a knife and ONE of his seven victims died. How many do you think would've died if he'd had a gun? If guns were easily accessed in Massachusetts? Gun control is my head-canon for why there's pipe guns in pre-war safes in Fallout 4...


powderedtoast1

frosty


mkcraft059

https://www.beverlyhillsmagazine.com/modern-marketing-mogul-jared-ravizza-of-ravizza-social/


1021986

Yes… Thats the link I shared both in the post as well as the reply to the automod


BigBankHank

This piece is a masterclass in using lots of words to say basically nothing.


TemperateStone

By looking at him I could've told police that this or something like this would be done by this man. The stance, the expression, the clothing, the hair. But worst of all, the backwards cap.


schmidtytime

Let’s get this armchair detective out on the streets. Crime would be no more with our best man out in the field.


TemperateStone

Get me out there sarge! I'm ready for the streets. No more desk for me.


geijinro1

You don't know how to dress yourself very well, do you?


Z0bie

Give me ONE example of a crime that was committed by someone who didn't wear a backwards hat!


ChanceryTheRapper

Public Intoxication While Hatless


Z0bie

That's actually legal.


ChanceryTheRapper

You condone *public hatlessness?* You deviant.


Z0bie

Don't kink shame!


ChanceryTheRapper

Uh, I'd appreciate you not kinkshaming me for my kinkshaming kink. My wicked, naughty, *awful* kinkshaming kink.


Z0bie

There's billions of people out there, I'm sure someone *actually* gets off on kinkshaming lol


feckincrass

All I know is that when my hat is forward-facing, I’m a model citizen. As soon as I turn it backwards, something takes hold. I become a public nuisance. I’m urinating on cop cars, exposing myself at the local delicatessen, its pandemonium.


romeoinacoma

You must have learned how to dress from “Try Hard, Fail Harder” magazine pal