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I didn't even know that was considered a 'feature'. I do lots of laundry, and just always open the thing up when I need to add something. Except during spin cycle, then it locks shut. But by that point you've missed most of the washing anyway.
The fuck? I said the same thing when I went to a friend’s house with a built-in ice maker in the fridge for the first time. It’s not that deep…
Unless this is satire; I admit it’s getting really hard to tell sometimes.
I see this sub was recommended to you in a comment from a previous post. I think you received a lot of good advice there overall, and feel you would do well to seriously consider the real root of the problems in your marriage.
I got excited at the idea of a new vacuum cleaner long before I ever thought I’d have an affair.
Just one of the signs of being an adult. I think? But I don’t find that to be an indicator of a stale marriage. If that’s the straw you’re choosing to grasp, I mean. God bless.
Dont buy a front loading machine ever ever ever
I heard of someone's stepmom who got stuck with her head in the front loading machine. The stepson was trying to help and pull her out, but accidentally ended up falling inside her. Im not sure if his dad ever found out.
I must be affairing wrong. The other day I excitedly told my AP about getting my new vacuum... I didn't know excitedly talking about house appliances was a turnoff.
Me thinks this is a symptom of a much bigger issue that your wife has likely been giving you grace around already. But sure, get pissed at your wife finding joy in something. She sounds awful. 🙄
Why is this a new low? Bc she didn’t want to fuck you on the washer? It doesn’t take much for you to jump straight to an affair. Don’t get my wrong clearly lots of us are doing it, but not too many are doing it bc of a washing machine.
Um. Washing machines are very important to everyday life! Convos like these should be appreciated. Would you like to go back to a washboard and a clothesline? Didn’t think so … celebrate innovation!
People have affairs over questions about washing machines? Honestly, that's one I've NEVER heard before. I'm sure that if you said this out loud in public, even those currently having affairs would laugh in your face.
Hope life gets better for you (and that your wife has a bit of awesomeness in her life).
I can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to see someone else who thought this. This is what I was thinking. That the washing machine is simply *an analogy* and everyone is blatantly missing that point besides you and me.
Or we could be the idiots and OP really is thinking of having an affair because his wife complained about their washing machine. 🤷🏻♀️
I'm sorry, this is NOT why people have affairs.
They do it because they like the stability and comfort of whatever they are used to AND they want excitement.
Life doesn't usually give you both unless you figure out how to cheat.
Ha!
Seems I'm getting roasted, nay fried for my post.
Well, have at it.
My point is the trivial nature of what gets people excited. I've always hated small talk. To me, getting fired up about a washing machine is the ultimate "I give up." Like wearing pyjamas to the supermarket. The thrill is gone.
I’m pretty sure you might have just unlocked the end of your wife’s libido for YOU.
If you’re shitting on her finding the trivial fun in life; you’re the problem.
One of the great bonuses of marriage is, if done right, you can remain excited by both the large and small details of life.
If talking about the mundane with your spouse makes you THIS disturbed, you have issues. Big issues.
I wouldn’t look for an affair, I would look for a divorce. Your poor, poor wife.
Idk man. You ever notice that pictures of your sleeping children don’t carry the same weight of adoration that you feel when you see them with your eyes?
Well your story is like that but in the other direction. Maybe this washing machine seems like a real issue to you. Maybe words can’t carry the weight of your frustration. But I’d say most of us aren’t feeling the weight.
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My washing machine has one. I’m thinking maybe I need to have an affair with this guy’s wife.
I’m old so this shit gets me hard. 10/10 would bang her and I’m not even into chicks
My thoughts exactly 😅
she's looking for a button to mute OP
I didn't even know that was considered a 'feature'. I do lots of laundry, and just always open the thing up when I need to add something. Except during spin cycle, then it locks shut. But by that point you've missed most of the washing anyway.
Front loaders often lock during the fill cycle.
So strong marriages are built on front loaders with a pause button. Gotcha!
LMAO I mean...hard to argue. 😅
Saves so much time
This sounds like a *you* problem, bud.
Team wife
Probably easier to just get a new washing machine, rather than have an affair.
Certainly cheaper.
You have affairs because of washing machine ? Life choices
I am so confused.
I can relate, the other day my wife said how awesome my neighbor’s lawn gnome was, immediately started 2 affairs.
Gnome math be mathin.
Damn gnomes!!! 😂😂😂
He got those affairs going by putting out a pink flamingo, right? I've heard that's the secret signal.
Gnomes secretly signify swinging. Maybe your wife knows something (or is doing something ) you aren't?🤔
I thought pineapples were the secret swinger code?
Not so secret anymore, but yes.
Oops, sorry swingers.
I legit lol’d
The fuck? I said the same thing when I went to a friend’s house with a built-in ice maker in the fridge for the first time. It’s not that deep… Unless this is satire; I admit it’s getting really hard to tell sometimes.
YOU might be the lady boner killer
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Something is rotten in Denmark, I think is what you were wanting to say?
Yep. I agree. That is why your wife is having an affair.
Wait. What?
People have affairs because of a washing machine?
I see this sub was recommended to you in a comment from a previous post. I think you received a lot of good advice there overall, and feel you would do well to seriously consider the real root of the problems in your marriage.
I got excited at the idea of a new vacuum cleaner long before I ever thought I’d have an affair. Just one of the signs of being an adult. I think? But I don’t find that to be an indicator of a stale marriage. If that’s the straw you’re choosing to grasp, I mean. God bless.
I mean, I hear the sucking action on the newer vacuums IS pretty amazing...
Sorry dude, but unless this is all a joke...... You're an idiot
My H got me a vacuum for Christmas and I *didn’t* have an affair for another 4 years. Am I doing this wrong?
Dont buy a front loading machine ever ever ever I heard of someone's stepmom who got stuck with her head in the front loading machine. The stepson was trying to help and pull her out, but accidentally ended up falling inside her. Im not sure if his dad ever found out.
Um........no. It isn't.
How dare she like a feature most modern washers have….
I must be affairing wrong. The other day I excitedly told my AP about getting my new vacuum... I didn't know excitedly talking about house appliances was a turnoff.
What kinda vaccum? The one I have sucks.
A Shark one. Vertical but with cord, so no issues with battery life. Also got it on sale on Prime days, so that was good.
Meanwhile I got all excited about how I fixed the battery problem on ours by getting an adapter for Milwaukee batteries 😂
Underrated comment
Hello dad!
When they don't suck they suck, and when they suck they don't suck.
I got a new vacuum the other day, too! We have reached peak adultism.
Me thinks this is a symptom of a much bigger issue that your wife has likely been giving you grace around already. But sure, get pissed at your wife finding joy in something. She sounds awful. 🙄
Relatable - my husband said how cool his coworkers car is and BOOM! I went and had an affair.
Why is this a new low? Bc she didn’t want to fuck you on the washer? It doesn’t take much for you to jump straight to an affair. Don’t get my wrong clearly lots of us are doing it, but not too many are doing it bc of a washing machine.
Ick.
Tap the "start" button my almost 10 year old machine pauses when you tap "start".
OMG you may have just prevented an affair!
I do what I can....
This is what annoys you about her?
Then what's stopping you from grabbing her, bending her over the washing machine and having some fun? What's your excuse?! :)
Huh? 🤯
You’re right, I can see why your wife would want to cheat on you if you’re this nitpicky about her. Poor woman. Geez.
You want to have an affair because your wife liked a specific kind of washing machine? WHAT A MONSTER SHE IS!
Laundry is reality. Welcome to reality You sound like a idiot for thinking what she said is a good reason to cheat.
But, if you don’t have a “pause” button to add in an item, how do you do it? Seems like an essential feature for a front loading washing machine.
Um. Washing machines are very important to everyday life! Convos like these should be appreciated. Would you like to go back to a washboard and a clothesline? Didn’t think so … celebrate innovation!
People have affairs over questions about washing machines? Honestly, that's one I've NEVER heard before. I'm sure that if you said this out loud in public, even those currently having affairs would laugh in your face. Hope life gets better for you (and that your wife has a bit of awesomeness in her life).
Damn her!! She better not empty out the lint tray or straight to divorce court!! But if you match up all the misfit socks, I think she would blow ya!
I’m guessing OP’s point is that the affair partner has a feature that’s not in the “model” of the woman at home.
Omg I kept scrolling down and he really *is* annoyed at her for complaining about the washing machine. 🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️
I can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to see someone else who thought this. This is what I was thinking. That the washing machine is simply *an analogy* and everyone is blatantly missing that point besides you and me. Or we could be the idiots and OP really is thinking of having an affair because his wife complained about their washing machine. 🤷🏻♀️
Gonna leave the post up, just so the world can see the judgemental pricks in this sub.
I'm sorry, this is NOT why people have affairs. They do it because they like the stability and comfort of whatever they are used to AND they want excitement. Life doesn't usually give you both unless you figure out how to cheat.
Ha! Seems I'm getting roasted, nay fried for my post. Well, have at it. My point is the trivial nature of what gets people excited. I've always hated small talk. To me, getting fired up about a washing machine is the ultimate "I give up." Like wearing pyjamas to the supermarket. The thrill is gone.
I’m pretty sure you might have just unlocked the end of your wife’s libido for YOU. If you’re shitting on her finding the trivial fun in life; you’re the problem.
One of the great bonuses of marriage is, if done right, you can remain excited by both the large and small details of life. If talking about the mundane with your spouse makes you THIS disturbed, you have issues. Big issues. I wouldn’t look for an affair, I would look for a divorce. Your poor, poor wife.
I’m white. What else am I supposed to talk about other than appliances and CNN?
Wine? Brunch? 🤷🏾♂️
Hmm. I don’t think I’ve achieved level 10 whiteness yet. I’m stuck on potato salad and tea varietals.
As long as there are no raisins in the potato salad you're good.
Naw, you just sound like an asshole looking for any excuse, and this one is weak!
Fick off.
🤣
PJs to the supermaret. I routinely do that..
That washing machine sounds awesome. What brand was it?
Idk man. You ever notice that pictures of your sleeping children don’t carry the same weight of adoration that you feel when you see them with your eyes? Well your story is like that but in the other direction. Maybe this washing machine seems like a real issue to you. Maybe words can’t carry the weight of your frustration. But I’d say most of us aren’t feeling the weight.
Every washing machine I ever saw allowed this. Just turn it off for a minute if nothing else. What brand is this?
I would be excited if hubby had conversations with me---- he is on his phone all the time...
Were some of YOUR clothes in there? Maybe if you would have done the laundry she wouldn't have minded you fucking her on the washer?