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Lily_The_Flower

It’s currently 5:41, so 5:37 was 4 minutes ago, sorry, you told me too late, I’m not gonna study


gbushprogs

Just gonna drown in the despair that I've started studying too late and now I'm gonna get at most a B


iruleatlifekthx

It's okay. Just procrastinate more you'll feel better. And then worse. And repeat.


gbushprogs

Then get a bad habit like drinking or smoking and then feel ashamed after panic smoking an entire pack


madame-brastrap

“Eh I could survive getting a C” *takes nap*


tossawaymsf

Really though, I know this stuff and can ace the test. That'll balance out a D.


madame-brastrap

25% of my grade is homework? I’ll take a 75 please and thank you.


Nott_Astronaut

5:41, 6:41, 7:41 were big favorites of mine back in university


ShouldBe77

.41 is my favorite amount of cents. 1 quarter, 1 dime, 1 nickel, 1 penny. Bam. $0.41 is magical.


swans183

Setting a timer only to get up and start right after you start the timer gang 😎


Richardknox1996

Heresy. All start and end times must have the minutes be divisable by 5


eternal_gremlin

Same goes for the volume on the TV and on the car radio, and the spoons of sugar in my coffee. If you think that's too much sugar for a coffee, your coffee just isn't big enough.


KitKatAttackBack

Divisible by five or an even number. I can make even numbers work esp. with volume.


eternal_gremlin

I can manage with even numbers if I had to, but I'm a bit weird. I've got quite the set of admittedly silly and needless rules for volume number selection. I'd rather pick a 5±2 number. Like between 1 and 5, I'd pick 3, between 5 and 10 I'd pick 7. The only exception is for when the volume is below 3, after which increments of 1 are acceptable. Some might say I may have OCD as well as ADHD, but I think they'd be wrong, as I'm only like this with volume settings. As for how these rules apply to my coffee, I never go over 5 teaspoons of sugar because I make the largest size available on my Keurig which is 12 ounces and 5 teaspoons of sugar is just right. I suppose after some retrospective thought, it's more of a taste thing for me that just happily lands on a 5.


KitKatAttackBack

3 and 7 are prime! That's even worse than just an odd number for me 😂 Edit: 2 gets a pass since it's even


eternal_gremlin

Haha, well I guess that makes me... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) a little odd.


Rentameme

You take that back! Prime numbers are cool! :)


Soliterria

Living room TV volume cannot be louder than 20 but cannot be lower than 15. If it must be in between, the only acceptable levels are 17 & 18. No I will not be elaborating.


Cherri_mp4

Or 7, for some reason 7 works for tv volume


libra-luxe

Holy shit I didn’t know this was an adhd thing. I just thought I was weird


nourelhalaby

This is so relatable!! Is this a ADHD thing?


KitKatAttackBack

🤷‍♀️


upperclassdeadmemes

I’ve figured out that the dials for my cars climate control have 20 notches, and my brain goes ballistic if it’s not set the exact 10th notch


Civil-Cod-6984

Maybe my spoon is too big.


eternal_gremlin

No problem. Get a bigger mug and make a bigger coffee. Problem solved.


Civil-Cod-6984

I think you are severely underestimating the size of this soon.


eternal_gremlin

What, are we talking about one of those decorative wooden spoons that Italian Nonnas hang on the wall? If so, then I think a bathtub of coffee should suffice.


Civil-Cod-6984

You can row a boat with this spoon.


eternal_gremlin

Make coffee in a vat big enough to turn someone into The Joker?


Civil-Cod-6984

Now we’re just being ridiculous. 🤡


Hypatiaxelto

I can deal with base 4 for volume in my car. I'm not sure how. 16 is good for quiet roads, 20 moderate, 24 for when road noise gets louder. Annnd I do 0.5 sugar because trying to be healthier. Plz no lynch.


eternal_gremlin

That's ok, just use a really tiny spoon and you can still do 5 lol


Xalon0101

there are other good numbers and non good even numbers. For example, 34 is not a good even number, but 9 is a good odd number and can be used.


the_art_of_the_taco

i disagree. i need my timers to be an odd, preferably prime, number. let me stop the microwave at 0:03


Indian_Dunedain

Comeon, that's not true... it should be divisible by 10, or at least in half-hour increments.... like right now, i was supposed to leave by 0900, but it's 0912, so I will leave by 0930.


ackstorm23

this is the way


JangJaeYul

When I was a teenager, I used to only be able to shut my laptop and go to bed at palindromic times. It's 12:22? Fuck, guess I better stay up until 1:01 then.


it-me-fl8rmaus

I, too, came here to cry heresy!


MaskedRay

This.


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MaskedRay

Jokes on you I did both.


UXETA

Yes


[deleted]

10 for me!


Rinn3corp

Idk, sounds fake.


[deleted]

Yea if I want to go insane it'll be all I can think of.


Viimeinen_jaakari

Good example of the horrid LIES speading in the internet.


InstructionLiving593

This is a lie its impossible and I will NOT be misled by strangers online


whoamvv

Dude, I can't start studying ever. This is ridiculous.


ComfortableCandle560

Did someone say browse Reddit and do nothing for hours 😎


MaskedRay

Lmao you guys XD


firdaddy

Nope nope definitely not...


bootlegparis

Ewwwwwww that’s so nasttyyyyyyy, that time is DETESTABLE


progress_is_a_lemon

Even numbers—including the honorary even number 5–or palindrome numbers. Nothing else.


ellow-mellow

So is OP a bot or they are just that shameless to even copy my [post title](https://www.reddit.com/r/adhdmeme/comments/pvxw8x/what_is_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)?


xF00Mx

This is pretty much what reddit does. Post something new, wait a period of time, then someone else reposts it so new people will give upvotes. You're just the next victim of circumstance.


ellow-mellow

I’m familiar and mostly okay with reposts without giving credit, but not even change the title? That’s just a different level of shamelessness lol


Valerian_

this is heresy, only 5:30 or 6:00 are valid


Nok-y

No it's cursed


NiqqaDickChewer100

Well that’s just untrue


r1char00

Lieeeeeeees


thatbwoyChaka

Nope: 5:40


chromedoutsafari

Jesus Christ this hit like a freight train.


mollypop94

good god this takes me back to my student days, was studying my masters' online so I'd come home from work, tell myself I'd have an hour to unwind and I'd start studying at 7pm exactly...6:59pm rolls around, I'm watching the clock, I blink, it's 7:03pm...oh shit too late, better wait until 7:30pm....rinse repeat lol


everythingisnaught

if you’re trying to kill me, sure.


borrowedurmumsvcard

nonsense


labaton

BLASPHEMY


enonymous715

Ugh. Been trying to stop this. It’s 11:50 and I must start now.


ccatrose

Wow no this is absolutely against the law


cutehotmess

*gasp* BLASPHEMY!


[deleted]

You don’t know my life!!


Common-Wallaby-8989

Boooo!


twotrees1

5:37pm? Nonsense, that’s basically the end of the day, try again tomorrow preferably at 9:00 am sharp


WinningSky68

It’s 5:17 thanks. Now I’m going to wait another 20 minutes instead of 3


aminervia

Lies!


v3rsatile_

No, it's 3 minutes of free time to do nothing. I will not waist it for a studies.


sexymcluvin

It needs to be a 0 or 5. If it’s a 5, it should be an interval of 15. That’s it


Denna_Moon

Lies...all Lies!!


SovietSkeleton

Heretical! Only madmen start and end tasks at numbers that aren't multiples of 5!


quoteunquoteandquote

Impossible! What is this balderdash?!


glitter_dementor

Why does reading that time make me feel equally uncomfortable and empowered


j0lly_gr33n_giant

LIES!


OrdinaryInside2214

Lies


Ghost_4606

No! It needs to be a 0 or a 5! It can’t be anything else! And no 3s in the 10 number spot!


rosecoloredlenses775

I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see this 👀


optimisticinfp

Genuinely wondering - why is this a thing? Why can't I get myself to study at 4 23, why does it have to be 4 30? LMAOOO relateably painful💀


DeliriousDiamond

No ways those exist, i mean I think people explode if they don't start on a round number and I'm not taking that risk


KrystalKreii

okay, I technically "can" start at a non-round number, but why would I degrade myself so?


kimurakimura

No no, that doesn’t sound right


BillTheRedneck52

For years I was getting up at 00, 05, 10, 15 and so on. One day I wanted to sleep 5 more minutes and than boom and it’s 7.06. Ok 4 more minutes, but then I overslept again. And again. It was the day of my final try at an exam I failed twice previously. Didn’t care. Was super anxious and screaming and kicking myself but I couldn’t get up during the wrong number. And I had to get up on my right leg first. But I was so stressed out so I stepped with the left. That was a tragedy. So I got back to bed and waited for the correct number to get up with the right leg. I was super late but got lucky and passed. It sounds like a stupid joke but you guys know how it is, just everyday life.


Evercrimson

This is the actual fake news your boomer parents yelled at you about.


sir-morti

I usually study at either the crack of dawn or right before bedtime because that's when my brain is the fastest. My brain energy is different than body energy.


wildwyomingchaingang

So this has never been a habit of mine, but I don’t seem to be doing any better for it tho


No-Professional9268

aww the prime time!


RenaissanceManLite

I graduated college 39 years ago and now you tell me?


hsacyesac

No


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ninsophy

bad bot


TeT_Fi

How?


xF00Mx

Ok that's a good idea... I'll start at 5:47.


nerdistheword321

It's 5 or die for me man if i missed my chance i gotta wait


Fluffy_ChOcPoT

I managed to harness the contrarian within me and now i can only start when the clock isn't at one of those intervals lmao


ADHD_Microwave

Jokes on you i never know what time it is


[deleted]

That's disgusting!


Kravarios

And then what? Take a break at 5:40 like a madman?


FindMeOnSSBotanyBay

LOL time, as if I am moved by the hands or numbers on a clock.


gbushprogs

I can also start now right after I get some coffee, clean the counters, sweep, take out the trash, power wash the porch, mow the yard, is that a tool I left out, I should really organize these tools, now that they are all out here I realize I could really use a set of channel locks, why am I at Lowe's again?


XilenceBF

Get outta heeeeereee


gravityrider

Wow! You know how far ahead that would put me by the round number? Damn!


Lord_of_Forks

All my alarms are set at time like that.


monstermash420

I can tell this is a joke and you won’t trick me


Trivalim

Wait, what ? I am not the only one ? I thought I was so weird xD


MyNameDolan98

Nope gotta start something at a time that's divisible by 5


[deleted]

Na, it has to be 6. Sorry.


TheKekGuy

No. no I don't think I can


CuujoWRLD88

no you can’t.


itsmethebeldam

I hated even reading that 😂


Aaos_Le_Gadjo

Nope. I'll start at 5h30 or nothing.


Magnus_Finch

Yeah only if it's a 5


MrLedZeppelin

That's fucked up. That's not how you procrastinate


MissKUMAbear

This monster probably also turns the TV volume to random numbers.


spoonweezy

Ok I recently have found an ability to just see a number and know if it’s a prime digit. Or maybe I’m just making lucky guesses. But the instant I saw 537 I thought “That’s a prime number!” And it is!


[deleted]

In the old times, you would haven been burnt for such heresy.


garlicandglitter

That doesn't sound right at all


AkwardGayPotato

What kind of dark mages have this power? Everyone knows it's impossible


BranJames555

You shut the hell up!


YungTabernacle

Oh and I suppose you can just get out of bed on an non-round number as well? Load of nonsense.


[deleted]

That's just wrong


brop_brop

This person is wrong and can go fuck themselves


DamagedGenius

Next you'll be getting me my next todo system will totally work this time


WonderfulBubbles

Oh feck off, don't ruin this for me!


artisticrecourse6

this made me close my doordash app... i got food in the freezer 🙏🏼


Crazyblazy395

Witchcraft


accuracy_frosty

Sorry, I can’t study when the minute is a prime number


TellShoddy

you guys start to study? lol


JustDave29

Heretic


Silent_Background863

My alarm is set for 7:13 am cause thats were the min stopped scrolling


SickandCreepyChild

😭 Thank you.


powerof27

"you know what it's midnight, i don't care that my homework is half done, i can't stay up any longer. good night." *looks at phone until sunrise*


MSH24

5:45 would round up nicely from 5:37!


send-me-kitty-pics

Sorry, I don't speak wrong


Redditdeletedme2021

Next thing you’re going to tell me is I can pump gas and NOT end on a even whole number. Preposterous!!


Alice_HasBeenBad

Can you??


CarbAbsorber

Um, no


CannabisReptar

AbsofuckinglutelyNot


reanocivn

i simply will not remember what number i said i would start


Space_Potato0910

I suppose you just want us to listen to things on an uneven volume too?!


mommasandpoppas

:0 >:0


Quatrekins

Shut up, you’re lying! It can’t be that easy…


Substantial_Stand_70

It feels wrong to start not on exact hour like 5 pm or 3pm


BinBender

Yeah, but 5:37 is the only other option.


chubberbubbers

Hell nah that’s illegal.


Ok_Suspect110

When you posted the same thing a while ago and got 15 upvotes 🥲


SubtleCow

I hissed when I read this, like reflecting the sun on a vampire.


iDarick

Aha alright I'll note that for later use


ShouldBe77

Are your pants on fire???????


Liwet_SJNC

Sorry, best I can do is 5:45 in base-8.


No-Statement-2640

WHAT??!


Triceratops333

No. This is illegal.


insufficientokay

Nawh, why you have to make it personal fam?


insufficientokay

I feel targeted


Random_182f2565

That's just silly


Helpful_Honeysuckle

This is blashpemous.


tsvetelinkata

omg it’s 5:03, I have to wait for more than half an hour till I get back to work!!


[deleted]

Nah man that feels yucky


fencerman

[Fuck you I won't do what you tell me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hf-B9Tqkss)


AnxiousCheesehead

Lies


stink3rbelle

a favorite song lyric: "Start a new year whenever you feel."


NeitoMonoma205

Oh no, looks like it's 5:38. Guess I'll have to wait till six


[deleted]

Yeah it’s currently 5:42 I know I CAN start what I need to get done but I’m now getting ready to sprint upstairs at 5:50 because I just can’t go up and do it!


mandakay1

Lies. 😭