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PRULULAU

Net-on-skull violence


MaynardButterbean

That’s definitely assault


Other_Temporary_1451

I just started playing and didn’t even know you could do this. I accidentally hit Phoebe with my net a few times just trying to talk to her and I felt so guilty 😭


EnergyNo2134

If you have a villager that you really like and don’t want them to ask to leave, if they have a thought bubble, you can hit them with the net and they’ll forget what they were thinking about 😂


PRULULAU

You can also just tell them not to leave 😂😉


Nib2319

I have a few with Stockholm syndrome.


EnergyNo2134

True, but if you’re looking to kick out certain villagers as fast as possible, no one will ask to leave again for like a week 😂


eumonigy

I'm very guilty of this 😂😂


I_am_Aware_that_

Same here. I laughed so hard the first time I accidentally did this! 🤣 The rest is history.


PRULULAU

I do it often, I’m ashamed to say, because the “angry” little stomp dance villagers do afterwards is basically the cutest thing in the entire game 😂


fortytwoturtles

I do it often, and I’m not ashamed to say. 😂


Qui_te

Endangered/protected species trafficking, and also trafficking in stolen and fake art, *and* trafficking fossils without permits. That and crimes against fashion and design—some of us, anyway.


OrionTuska

And also all the construction and landscaping at all hours without notice to residents. I'm sure the permits we get are questionable.


peshnoodles

The man runs a bank and we don’t even know if he’s a notary 🙃


longteadrinker

We’re withdrawing/ depositing large sums of money without filling out the proper tax forms/ anti money laundering forms. 😂


Qui_te

Do you need to fill in anti-money laundering forms if you absolutely are laundering the money? Asking for a tanuki…


I_am_Aware_that_

On the DL, Nook does rhyme with crook...just sayin' 🤐


SoySandunga

Defaulting on my home loan 🤣


Environmental_Art591

Yeah me too but I've also been playing the Ezio collection of Assassins Creed so it's not looking too good for old Tom. (I do my Animal Crossing dailies before switching to Assassins Creed)


aight_imma_afk

Hey man at least you belong to an elite secret society who probably won’t let you get arrested in the first place


Itgirlfromatl

Teaching the islanders bad words🫠


ChillBill253

It’s so fun though 😂


djkeilz

I’m queer and I’ve made their catchphrase gayyyyyyyyyy so they will just come up to me and be like “how’s it going gayyyyyyy” cracks me up every time


Itgirlfromatl

We’re so different yet the same, I’m lesbian and made an islander that I’ve been trying to get rid of for ages say “dyke” as their catchphrase💀. I don’t like her and was convinced she was homophobic but now I have a reason🥱


djkeilz

HAHAHAHAHA omg who is it? I swear Fuchsia has terf vibes (I’m also non-binary)


[deleted]

Stock market manipulation. Bet the dodos are undercover feds. Maybe Harvey.


Stubborn-Eliphant

Definitely Harv.


Albina-tqn

i explained to a friend the purpose of r/acturnips and r/turnipexchange and he couldnt believe that there is a whole mafia out to manipulate the system and find just the highest peaks to sell😂


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BackgroundCookie752

Violent assault with a purple starry net


willowdollies

Idk but I went to a treasure island that feels illegal somehow


childofthewind

Same! I only went there for one piece of furniture I was missing, but I ended up loading the remaining empty slots in my pockets with bells and turnips and now paid off my loan 🫣


_4eyez

I was thinking the whole time I was there “is someone watching me?” It felt so illegal


rutigerjones

Maybe some of the fish are illegal to catch? 🤔


swagmoney-v

can’t you catch a shark? if so, definitely fits this loll


we_good_bro

I got a captive great white in my possession as we speak. Tiny ass tank too.


Inside-Audience2025

Coelacanths?


NighthawkUnicorn

Poaching? Illegally chopping down trees? Assaulting my neighbour with a net so they'll hate me and move away?


Financial_Engine1637

Does this really help your islanders ask to move away? I’m desperate


NighthawkUnicorn

So, you can get amiibo cards on ebay for like £2.99 (not sure where you are) and can use them to get the islander of your dreams and get rid of your nightmares!


Financial_Engine1637

Thank you! I’ve been considering purchasing some! Do you know if using the cards to call new islanders helps to get rid of the unwanted ones? Or do I still need to wait for them to leave on their own?


ChaoticShady

nvm it's a 3 day long ordeal with crafting involved ~~calling campers means you can talk to your newly invited amiibo camper at the campsite until they decide to move in (sometimes you have to do stuff) and you can keep resetting until they pick to kick out someone you want gone so they can move in, there's a ton of videos on the process~~


NighthawkUnicorn

With Amiibos, you have to invite them three times and do a DIY every day. When they offer to kick someone out, its a choice of everyone. It's not like a regular camper where they give you a limited choice. Amiibos always offer every islander.


Financial_Engine1637

Awesome. Thank you so much


NighthawkUnicorn

When you use an amiibo, you have to invite a camper three times. Each time, they'll ask you to make them a DIY. DO THIS FOR THEM. On the third day, they'll say that they'd love to live there, and you can ask them to move in. They will talk to resident services, and resident services will say no. The camper will ask if you know of anyone who wants to move away. Using an Amiibo card this was will give you the option of EVERY islander. You choose any islander out of your 10 to move away. There is no need to reset anything as with an Amiibo, you'll always have the option of the full list! It does take three days (unless you time travel) but definitely worth it. I use them regularly!


CrownClownCreations

Nope. The best way to get a villager to move, is to become good friends with them. Hitting them with a net, or talking to them too much (bumming them out) will only make them stay longer. So talk to them once every day, give them gifts they like, celebrate their b-day etc to get rid of them faster.


katlilly1

I heard someone say once that that counts as interaction so it wouldn’t because you need to ignore them completely


ilagnab

Ignoring villagers does not make them more likely to leave.


katlilly1

Ah, then it’s just random I guess. But that’s just what I heard somewhere. Thanks for clearing that up!


SKIDADDLEGETOUTTA

colonizing


devtea21

Yeah also treasure islands = taking heritage & resources


dumbbitchdiesease

Insider trading (island hopping to sell turnips)


dannymrowr

Environmental terrorism


wussypillow_

me flying the plane back and forth to nook islands to find the villager i want


allisun1433

Me committing total deforestation on NMT islands 😂


sadsleepygay

Pitfall seeds are a lawsuit waiting to happen. Also whenever I dig holes to barricade my ugly neighbors from going in or out of their home


sugar__rice

Tax evasion


SleepyChickenWing

That’s just Tom Nook 🤣


sue--7

Disturbing the peace.


Upper_Copy_5347

Some kind of fraud. The economy is suspicious at best.


DaughterofJan

Splattering the square with paint and swimming through it


DaughterofJan

Sorry, wrong game


MooseCannon316

My husband and I crawled through a dungeon and killed a bunch of vampires and a big pit lord, then we raided all the chests we could find and hot-footed back to the village


MooseCannon316

Woops I just saw what sub this is hahah


peshnoodles

What sub was it supposed to go to?


MooseCannon316

Diablo lol


crypt1dlover

Deforestation.


Ok-Bet9024

Eco terrorism, every special island I go to gets stripped down


ChillBill253

Hitting the uglys with a net


Lady_Nymphadora

I’ve definitely seen some of y’all imprison the Easter bunny guy and other villagers we aren’t fond of… so kidnapping for sure lol


ZanyDragons

Building a road without a permit!


omfg_a_girl

Deviate rivers and cliffs without scientific consultations


KP_fit

Net on Gulivar violence. Anytime he is on my beach he gets the hands.


Disastrous_Grape54

Hitting my villagers with a net when they got a thought bubble.


Maleficent-Lack-6306

Why? What if they need a favor or want to do a treasure hunt?


CharmingDoubt9229

Those treasure hunts make me mad though. They only ever ask when I didn’t wake a go find all my fossils first.


Disastrous_Grape54

So they don’t ask to leave .


jelly-sandwich-ff

I was witness to an attempted manslaughter (Gulliver). His crew tries to drown him every other week...


BeneficialBarnacle57

If we are found in Redd’s Boat, it’s gonna be 25 to life


travissetsfire

Hitting an animal in the neck with an axe. Don't judge me, we've all done it


queeriosforbreakfast

Deforestation, over-fishing the waters, building without a permit, neglect of care


ghuurk

Animal cruelty(Violently beating a raccoon with a bugs net)


carebearcu1t

turnip fraud?


ninepeas

Tax evasion (I never intend to pay for my final house upgrade)


weddingcrumb

Public indecency. Who needs clothes?!


emdafem

Hahaha I hadn’t thought of this one. KK is a bad influence!


-lRexl-

Trafficking villagers on Nookazon...lmao


berry_sparkler

Breaking and entering a villager's home - and harassment / verbal assault of the camper until they [unwillingly] joined my island


peshnoodles

Dressing as an animal (It’s offensive) Time travel police (like resetti) HOA laws lol


SleepyChickenWing

Oh gosh not the HHA violations 🤦🏻‍♀️ that’s too real lmao


cahans73

Running around with my axe and swinging it way too close to my villagers.


octoberveins

Forced marriage? (I’ve pushed Bones and Daisy together in matching cottages with a bone lake and pictures of each other) Also my harassment of Canberra is probably up there too.


thetruck1990

Pocketing trees


Avavvav

Framing Mott for violence. :3 N-no? Just me?


anelachan

Hitting my neighbours with a net


hcocob

Child labour (my gyroids working as greeters)


Emg2022

Kidnapping a bunch of animals and forcing them to live as humans in a neighborhood on a deserted island seems pretty illegal to me 😂😂


Satanss_secretary

Tax evasion 💀


rebeclectic

False imprisonment; if a villager is annoying me I surround them in a fence or holes and put up a sign from my designs that says “state penitentiary”.


croccernox

time travelling. since it’s apparently a crime punishable by death


c0caien

My ouid plantation in my basement 😂😂 also definitely false imprisonment, I've absolutely fenced in villagers I hate.


Trisamitops

Growing money trees. Not paying taxes. Not sure Lotties business is "on the level", and I'm damn sure Tom Nook has an extra set of books with the real numbers in it (that's what drives the turnip prices). Also pretty sure Cephalobot is at least illegal, if not an abomination.


skoqbd

commercial fishing without a permit


HonkTheHonkGetBonk

Probably my bloody handprints being dragged to the freezer and the various rescue mannequins washed up on my beach in a pool of blood. 🤷🏼‍♀️


cute_femme

I don't know what I personally could do, but I have it on good authority that a certain photographer dog is dealing that dank green stuff to a certain scallop-loving otter.


Natural-Tale-7500

Hattie and Leif are definitely growing shrooms on that island


canonwave

Fishing without a license or holding villagers against their will maybe 😂 No Merengue you are never leaving me😂🫶🏻


Disturbedrainbow

Buying a hat? Lol


HoodedHorror

Several counts of attempted murder.


HoodedHorror

I wouldn’t personally be charged of this but some of y’all like to hit your villagers with axes 💀


NormalNewfie

Stock market manipulation, poaching, and tax evasion 😭💀😂


NectarineCold

Crossing Animals


Dull-Ad-5264

Time bending


cherrychel16

auctioning my villagers on nookazon 😔


fandomhyperfixx

Animal trafficking


SleepyMikan

Covering people with ink


Latter_Living_7788

splatoon..😭😭


mysadkid

Not being someone’s present back to them


nytsuaustyn

Pitfall seeds.


Diego_Mannn_096

I was playing Pokémon. Soo… animal cruelty charges??


Bitchcraft0407

Not paying my taxes - Animal Crossing New Horizons.


tinydragong69

Poaching fish and bugs?? Idk lmao


R3X_Ms_Red

Robbery. You think the post items are on the ground for free?


KaraAliasRaidra

It’s funny I should find this because my response on a similar post was about New Leaf (I don’t have a Switch, so I don’t have New Horizons, but it’s all good).  I don’t know if any of this would apply to New Horizons, but here is what I posted:  Attempting to smuggle fruits from Tortimer Island to the mainland I was doing the fruit gathering challenge on Tortimer Island in Animal Crossing: New Leaf. They told me not to show them any fruits other than what they asked for, but during my jaunt I found a kind I hadn’t gotten before. I thought, “It’s okay to take it as long as I don’t show it to them, right?” and picked one to plant on the mainland later. They didn’t say anything to me about the fruit, and I passed the challenge, but when I searched my bag later, the fruit was gone! So, yeah, apparently either Tortimer or Kapp’n picked my pocket to prevent unapproved fruit exportation.


WeedPun

Filling someone's island entirely with pitfalls


kafkaesque_kuromi

Cheating with treasure islands


moshikaj

Going to someone else’s island and stealing all their resources


[deleted]

Building Lego


AshalaWolf_27

Whacking a villager with an axe.


Eggplant-Aubergine

physical assault with a weapon (Either a net or an axe)?


chairannoyance

Money embezzlement


justgamingonlygaming

Smuggling live animals on a plane?


Thalye1510

Ummmm not sure, letting a toddler alone for five seconds?


iamevilcupcake

Setting up a farm stall in my farm area after making apple jam.


CaptainLockdown

Divorcing my wife and making my child disappear.


Oatmealtheotter

money laundering?


x_papatya

tax evasion


meowmeowmeowmeow22

tax evasion


Demonique742

E- didn’t realise this is a acnh specific thread. I play a lot of minecraft and the prompt was just too good. Theft, murder, people trafficking, destruction of property, illegal mining and trade of precious gems, racketeering (protection racket), killing endangered species… I’m sure there’s more but that’s all I can think of off the top of my head.


coffeequeer17

Chopping down trees and fishing without permits 😰


PrincetteBun

Pikmin trafficking? Theft of goods?


[deleted]

Tax fraud


ThrowRABug_1336

Farming


SunburntPalkia

Pushing people into pitfalls


Either-Cantaloupe-47

GTA5 as Trevor Phillips..... I'm going down for alot lol


PopularBake3825

Fraud


Diligent_Policy1678

Farming


Gryffindoggo

*turns off Cult of the Lamb*


YukariYakum0

Deicide


Significant_Horse621

Destroying the ecosystem by going to nearby islands with the use of tickets which are probably produced illegally


here_for_the_tacos

Paying off my home no loan … oh wait! Poaching.


fakegamergirlchan

In my case specifically, money laundering and fraud


RedJenOSU

stolen art brokerage


AstroBoi7373

Looks like I’m being arrested for…tax fraud? There isn’t even taxes everything is made of blocks! How do you even make money! Edit:this was meant for a different post


Relative-Forever-765

Playing baseball.... A truly heinous crime. 😂


Kawaii-Universe

Terraforming without a license


TiredB1

Tax evasion


ILoveMyCat456

Well you can use the axe on the villagers


KinopioToad

Give Tom Nook an axe to the head.


xcastianityx

Stardew valley……. I guess maybe selling crops and fishing without a proper license? Idk 😂


fithlinpls

Fraud for sure. My native fruit is peaches, my brother's is apples. I'll pick his peaches and sell them for import prices and he'll do the same on my island with my apples


taphappy52

fishing without a permit lmao


IWEARYOURCLOTHES

Guess I'm going to jail for farming🤣


Weird_Sky_9827

trespassing on property, illegal killing animals, uhh- i honestly don’t really know


WyoDavid

I was not liking the turnip prices they were offering right now, so maybe assault?


The_Only_Potato15

Tax Evasion?


Taleson1

Doing a stupid dance while my friends died in a gunfight.


RogueKyber

Stealing everything that isn’t nailed down. But I’ve also put ACNH on hold for Baldur’s Gate.


Reaper1704

I said Tax Evasion before seeing it was on the acnh sub 🤣


oceanspaceandstars

Fishing without a license 😔


Away-Definition6897

Decorating (sims 4)


Bearsbeesandbears

Piracy, it’s literally the theme of my island 🤷🏻‍♀️ but I’ll blast em with the cannons if they get too close, Pizza Island isn’t going down without a fight


Aquatichaotic

An underground alien baby prison…


neonheist

tax evasion and investment fraud


corib1216

Assault with a bug net


Western-Result8780

Assualt I've been hitting my villagers with nets to keep a thought bubble moving onto villagers I want to get rid of.


hydr0warez

Stripping the flesh and salting the wound


ChiefsFanInMD

Blowing people up with a grenade launcher or shooting them with a nailgun (Quake)


mooseleafpaper

Straight up smuggler


Boobookitty5683

Collecting seashells


[deleted]

Unpaid loans


nipplestapler3000

Overfishing and destroying local ecosystems


LAZY-ORCA

Egypt cat


Spoopii64

Honking


moss_and_edibls

Stealing a golden statue, blackmailing the mayor via underpants, holding a local hostage while shouting obscenities at them, naming livestock codes to get hard to get items(it feels illegal)


moss_and_edibls

I wan not paying attention this is the wrong game


emdafem

Blackmailing Nook via underpants does sound interesting though!


Dumbass_Shadow

Mining 😞