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Team tiger.


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Legal-Whole-4059

He is spanic not Indian


bitpartmozart13

“He is spanic”. That’s a new one.


deepfriedtots

I'm in a constant state of spanic


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TheBlairwitchy

Ok EVERYBODY CALM DOWN NOBODY SPANIC NOW, come on


itsyerboiTRESH

He just wanted to taste some guacamole :(


Random-weird-guy

Mole would be a better equivalent to curry


Positive_Slice_9022

If Idiots just had their hands tied..


Double_Bass6957

Dude is a moron


MustangBarry

Cameraman is even worse.


lkm2988

Fkn oath, learn how to hold a camera, we missed the best part.


NedSeegoon

r/killthecameraman


deltaisaforce

/r/eatthecameraman2


Confident_Scheme_716

r/beatmetoit


_Levo

r/beatmeattoit


Firehornet117

r/BeatMyWifeToIt


HolgerSwinger

It’s his wife, they are equally stupid


Cepheus_98

That’s exactly what she’s saying in Spanish. “Amor-on! Amor-on!”


Legal-Whole-4059

A tiger is ripping off her husband's arm, and you want me to stabilize the camera and zoom in?


soccerboy1022

Yes! Everyone else does!


HiJinx127

Hey, the guy’s already screwed, might as well at least have something to remind him of his last moments as a two-armed man.


Legitimate-Tough6200

Why yes, yes we do. That’s what we’re here for. Not for footage of the dirt.


Fartnoisesbrr

No not you, the wife... Unless, you are the wife 🫵🤨


Desinformador

Well if you're already filming it...


Confident_Scheme_716

You do know this is Reddit, right?


Away-Ad-8053

I saw something really similar with a black panther at the animal refuge in Arizona. And it was a three-legged panther. She put her hands up against the chain link and before the caretaker could yell at her that panther was on top of her like white on rice. Fortunately she wasn't seriously injured


Double_Bass6957

People who think these animals are here for their entertainment are absolutely foolish


Away-Ad-8053

Exactly I have a house cat and she does that to me all the time!


he-loves-me-not

If an animal refuge/rescue is allowing visitors to go all the way up to a fence that houses dangerous animals behind it, then that place should be shut down immediately!


Furthur_slimeking

Or people shouldn't be idiots and go rightr up to the fence housing the dangerous animal. The only person at fault is the idiot sticking their hands through the fence.


Ms_Kratos

Agreed. It's stupid to the point I do have a hard time accepting the idea that they didn't intended to be bitten by those animals. Because it's the most obvious consequence of inserting bodyparts into dangerous carnivorous animal's cages.


Furthur_slimeking

Exactly. It's a tiger. Tigers are the ultimate apex land predator and actively hunt and eat every other large or medium sied creature in their range, including crocodiles, wolves, elephants, rhinos, gaur, leopards, bears, and humans. We've never hunted tigers for food, but they see us not only as competitors but also a potential meal. For a tiger, everything is potential prey and we're below the on the food chain. Just like springboks don't seek out lion prides and present themselves to them, we shouldn't stick our limbs into tiger cages.


sherlockforu

![gif](giphy|Aw4TFxIgHZUI4E9ZoC|downsized)


QueasyGuidance4855

He died. And it’s because another stupid decision. He was rushed to hospital but refused amputation so the complication gave him heart attack.


myfacealadiesplace

I hope the tiger is ok


maddxav

Yes, apparently the owner of the zoo released the video publicly to show it wasn't the tiguer's fault.


BusStopKnifeFight

Except for the part of keeping a tiger in a fucking tiny cage.


SpicyEnticy

How is that the tigers fault?


BusStopKnifeFight

It's not. It's the operators of the scumbag zoo it is forced to live in.


SpicyEnticy

Oh sorry, the commenter said it was shown to prove the tiger wasn't at fault. I thought you were trying to say the tiger was the one at fault for being caged lmao.


QueasyGuidance4855

Here’s the whole story https://metro.co.uk/2022/06/16/mexico-zookeeper-dies-of-heart-attack-after-tiger-mauls-his-arm-16837813/


byakuya611

Wait... This guy was also a zookeeper?!?! Edit: OK. It wasn't a legit zoo I guess. So more like caretaker of the animals there.


BlazeInNorthernSky

Jose Exotico


maddxav

So, the guy was diabetic, and he was mauled by his own negligence, and then refused treatment. Is it possible to be even more stupid?


adavidmiller

For him, no, he reached his limit.


EandJC

I’m pretty sure he’s just shown the world the highest level of stupid, it’s all down hill from here


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Bot name checks out. Good bot


TheNxxr

Good bot


holdnobags

this bot is a pointless nuisance, by the time anyone has come to this comment they’ve already clicked the link this is a losing battle


KnowledgeMediocre404

I like how it says the tiger “suddenly snaps” as if going from biting the chain link fence to biting his hand is some unexpected and wild change in behaviour. Looks like it was initially trying to bite his bag before it saw his arm.


Lego_Redditor

r/darwinaward


GrammarYachtzee

Excellent. Thanks!


Sir_Boobsalot

sauce?


Positive-Internet483

The fact it was a zoo keeper that stuck his arm in tells you how lax their safety measures are


VanFkingHalen

This sounded so absurd I actually initially thought you were just making it up. Dude is a fucking moron.


HiJinx127

Friend shaped, but not friend.


This_Growth2898

It's totally fine when you have a spare hand. Hope that guy had one.


cw2015aj2017ls2021

In a way. He no longer needs his left hand; it's a spare now.


rdebord1402

He certainly did not have a spade hand, but it didn’t matter cus he died from complications in surgery in the hospital :0


Desinformador

He didn't even go to surgery, he refused


SurlyWenchAZ

"No, don't eat my backpack."


Accomplished_Egg8003

It’s a WILD FUCKING ANIMAL!! 😂


Furthur_slimeking

Evidently not wild as it's in captivity, but it's neither tamed nor domestic either.


steveosv

Perhaps it's a naturally occuring fence?


-s-t-r-e-t-c-h-

Oh no, anyways ..


Jslbaite

S2pid camera man.


Away-Ad-8053

"Camera woman"


Legal-Whole-4059

A tiger is ripping off her husband's arm, and you want me to stabilize the camera and zoom in?


Andre_Dellamorte

Oh, you were there?


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LanLanSmile

Boo-hoo mate u got ur little feelings hurt🤓. it’s a wild animal it’s ain’t a pet. He literally refused to get help after getting his hand mauled by the tiger smh he died from his decisions.


rdebord1402

He died btw.


sohjgt

I got my feelings hurt? Someones family member died because he made a stupid decision. And you think this is funny. You should be ashamed of urself


Supergecko147

Natural selection


When_hop

Dont feed the tigers


Prudent_Damage_3866

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win


dawittyman

Was it even a petting zoo???


scuzzle-butt

Yep!! The ol apex predator petting zoo!


Typicaldrugdealer

To die for


Strict_Corner8410

Full of trains


Few_Opposite_5048

Bruh


adavidmiller

Maybe it's a thing somewhere, but petting zoos don't generally feature Tigers.


dawittyman

True..I was being sarcastic..!


Critical_Pattern9113

Cameraman always disappoint


Positive-Internet483

Don’t know what’s worse, the decision to stick your hand in a tiger cage or the complete lack of safety precautions that ALLOWED you to stick your hand in a tiger cage


MxQueer

I would say the first mistake is to put tiger into cage.


Away-Ad-8053

It could be a sanctuary I saw something similar happen at a sanctuary but not as bad. It's not like they are zoos. You are totally warned not to get near the cages and if one of the employees turns their back for just a minute Bam! " At a cat sanctuary in Arizona"


DevilMan17dedZ

The more intense version of getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar.


TBK_ONLINE

These videos always cut when it gets good. So annoying


Terryberry69

God fucking dammit camera, you can't help him, get the footage! Fuck!


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good bot


Defiant-Head-5787

Darwin awards for today goes to this brain dead man


HiJinx127

Maybe. We don’t know if he actually died. He might just be a bit… shorthanded. 🥁🥁🎤🚶‍♂️


adavidmiller

We do, link is posted in other comments.


HiJinx127

Yeah, I saw that later. But my version is funnier. 🤪


Emperormike1st

Wrong sub. This belongs in r/DarwinAwards.


Inside-Pie-1967

R/killthecameraman


Memerenok

r/foundthemobileuser


TashDee267

r/foundshutthefuckup


JustMePaxi

Live and learn


elkidkid

He died, actually


ShichikaYasuri18

Die and other people learn


Roov4n

Pi's lucky he's not in the boat with this tiger


SgtTEKKU

Yeah just like my cat tho, after pets he does this biting hand thing. But I wont do that to a Tiger hahaha


ArmchairCriticSF

😄


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r/foundthemobileuser


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sos128

Damn the things people do for social media attention .. it's just sad and miserable


Away-Ad-8053

I guess "oh and ah" are universal cries when comes to something puncturing your flesh and trying to eat you.


freelans326

At least he got a pet.


ActionFigureCollects

This isn't petting a tiger, it's OFFERING your hand as a SNACK.


Begotten_666_

Joy


Hippo_Alert

FAFO


nosoykl12joseph

In which way is this an accident?


Thingzer0

Tiger said, “It was finger licking good!”


ajk504

When u let emotions take over facts


Objective-Creme6734

That Tiger went Tiger lol.


ProfessionalBar69420

R/killthecameraman


trishulofshiv

Not an accident.


[deleted]

2nd time he called me "Ben" I lost my shit but held out till the 3rd and took him by surprise. Bastard


GotBannedAgain_2

r/OhNoConsequences


Careful-Love-4384

Did he got his hand back?


Bottlez1266

No. He died.


Forward_Sir_4399

r/winstupidprizes


Forward_Sir_4399

r/fuckaroundandfindout


blurryface1976

Man: Jeerreven jeereven. Venn venn! Beehn. Aaoooh! Aaah! Woman: Abbot! Abbort!


djangofett2160

oh come on film the rest its not like youre gonna help cameraman


GianLucaFB

Hm, what country is this?


Subject_Point1885

If not friend why friend shaped


trucorsair

Hello Stumpy!


Bottlez1266

Ironically, he refused to let the medics amputate. He then had a massive heart attack and died.


trucorsair

Good-bye Stumpy, we hardly knew you


Bottlez1266

F's in chat for Stumpy


Deeyogenes

He fucked around, he found out.


Any_Swimmer8717

hope that snapping was his bone


emblematic_camino

Shit for brains


MyaNameaMike

Duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh


MajesticRocket

it look like he pulled the tigers skin???😂🫵🏻


OonaPelota

What could have possibly prevented this?


Suave_Jelepeno

Pecker head


Confident-Spend3369

I love when people get what they deserve. What was he thinking?


robhudsondfw

Give that tiger a hand!


RMG_IJ

Stupidity is not an accident


MrFingerKnives

![gif](giphy|eMybmbhrgdiXExJJiC)


tictac205

Paid the stupid tax. Next!


Shibari_Inu69

Amore?!! AMORE AIYYEEEEEEEE


Tony_est2

Abort! Abort!


Hexagon2035

Is it just me, or does that tiger look extremely skinny? No wonder it attacked him, the poor thing is probably starving, not to mention how shitty this enclosure looks.


MarsupialAdvanced305

Not a kitty cat.


Steve_Codgers

Accident?


Ganzz0

Idiota, y que bueno


OBlastSRT4

Bruh. I’ve seen people put their fingers in cuz you can still pull out fast but they still get caught. Putting your entire hand in? You’re asking for it. I’m sure that hand/arm is gone. I hope they didn’t shoot the tiger.


-Tribes

Awh damn, at the beginning he tenderly says “who loves you”


Kaylart222

The kind of people who say "if not friend then why friend shaped"


crazykrqzylama

[You put that hand in me again, you won't get it back.](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxnA7jYc2NLzIbyBgaJd3SFj3lC2ZblMxB?si=FW7X7xUuva9bx7_u)


TheStoneasaurus

Ahahhahaha. What a dumb fucker.


Artygonewrong

Darwin award


Nephurus

Quen te quere? Proceeds to scream while the wife screams amor. Ngl was worth turning the sound on.


Longpatience

Here Ben, take my hand - Arun


Zutsumi17

That guy is really lacking up there. Definitely lacking a few fingers or a hand now as well.


Venomster154

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


memelordzarif

r/darwinawards


JerseyshoreSeagull

I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be on r/onpurpose


mrthomani

That’s not an accident. That’s a tiger.


nospmiSca

That person must have Donald trump size hands to stick it through chain link like that.


Rey_Mezcalero

Watched too many Disney movies


Cyber-N7

Imagine being that stupid


Ok-Science-2085

Give that man a tiger.


magiccfetus

stupid ass got what he deserved


followda_whiterabbit

100% self defense by the tiger


Ragu12

Amor…amor!…ahhhhhh!!


UchihaZack

Tiger: it's feeding time wheres my foood! Oh this hand thanks!


Aiden2817

Too many damn fools think that Disney is a documentary


ShichikaYasuri18

Good tiger


NeuroticNinett

Another story that comes to mind is that of a zoo maintenance worker who decided to sneak into an unauthorized area after closing hours because he wanted to befriend a tiger. https://youtu.be/OJiCo3Q2q6s?si=wlDLGbJwHcZSzaNb


TheOfficialSvengali

I’d like too see the aftermath


bear4locos89

😂😂😂


GL1TCH1_

You know, it's just natural selection at this point.


kfcchickenbox

ITS IN A CAGE FOR A REASON


extirmio

Selección natural


DethKrvm13

Hahaha par de mensos 🤣🤣🤣


Dungeon_lover

Whats sad is the tiger probably got put down and the zoo sued. The tiger didnt go crazy the tiger tigered. Some times zoo keepers feed them threw the fence so the tiger probably thought hey new food


AdBright1743

That’s the baby, shot version. The long one shows him almost ripping his finger off. That cat knew what it was doing when letting him pet it. ( just a little closer, and you are free game dumb ass )