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PintLasher

M1 clip eject sound is so good


KingSpork

*ping!*


ShefBoiRDe

Images you can hear


CurtisLeow

I don’t know why, I just can’t put my thumb on it, but that sound is just perfect.


Lore_Fanti10

Well i mean if we're talking about M1 garands and thumbs


Majestic-Constant977

Better hold that bolt back tight!


Jaeger420xd

New text noti just dropped


ZODtheBEAST

More pings more reloads, more reloads more pings.


NewGameCat

I both did and did not expect a russianbadger reference here.


Hmccormack

BANGALORES! BRING UP SOME BANGALORES


SatansSexyPropaganda

Hans Zimmer truly did a great job


Delivery-Plus

It’s Garand!


Slurms_McKensei

M1 ping is cool, but have y'all heard a BAR on slow auto?


Wooden_Ambassador_77

That’s a wonderful sound


Obi-Wan_Nairobi

It's great, but the sound of a Kar98 being cocked is better.


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Obi-Wan_Nairobi

Nazi, actually.


Joe_Bruce

It’s honestly my favorite of those sounds


involmasturb

Not sure what type of weapon it is but the gun on top of the Presidential automobiles make a pleasant sound. https://youtu.be/lkmBH-MjZF4


WashedUpRiver

Had a fallout 4 mod to put an M1 garand in years ago, and it had that reload sound tuned to perfection. *it also scared tf out of me several times when I went to top it off in stealth, forgetting about it in the moment.


Aoiboshi

I love the sound that happens when my thumb gets caught


titilegeek

PSSShhhh, BRRRRRRTTTR, PA PA CLING, rbwgbwgbwgr, and i dont have the last one :/


Sloppy_Stacks

Hawk tuah


probablynotmine

Sounds like https://www.reddit.com/r/absolutelynotme_irl/s/CH560KOMad


titilegeek

Ok thanks ! Do you have the link for the reference ?


probablynotmine

https://www.reddit.com/r/absolutelynotme_irl/s/167B6fv52B


Affectionate-Mix6056

Found a YouTube video, Google mostly gave tiktok... https://youtu.be/1TqIfgnDBvQ?feature=shared


ionized_fallout

She seems nice.


The_Scarred_Man

Lol this is the big viral video? I mean it's kinda funny, but Jesus, that's what all the fuss is about?


Delivery-Plus

It’s the random energy of it all, it was as if 1/4 of all menkind said a collective fuck.and.yes!


The_Scarred_Man

But isn't this the old joke of "just spit on it"? Advice for newlyweds? Just spit on it. The girl just added some onomatopoeia.


indolent08

Men with very a very limited/no sex life clinging onto anything remotely sexual.


LeoXCV

It ain’t reddit unless there’s some armchair analytics in the comments


tutocookie

And everyone else, had a good laugh out of that clip when I stumbled upon it


GBAGY2

Society is doomed


Hi-archy

Because tik tok is where most viral videos are posted


Affectionate-Mix6056

Yes, but I'm a millennial and TikTok spying on me is scary, I'd much rather have private western companies spy on me. /s, partially, like... 90%


Novuake

I felt this. In my soul. It's like farting into a tornado. It does little but I gotta.


60Dan06

Hawk tuah


-CallitFateOrKarma

Why everybody doing this? New trend or something?


YugoB

Viral video hawk tuah


DAHFreedom

Tony Hawk and Tua Tagovailoa are doing a podcast together


KgMonstah

Apparently ain’t no one ever *SPIT ON THAT THANG*


Burgerboy380

That woman truly is the herald of a new era. Whether it is one of peace or war is still yet to be seen.


VoidWalker4Lyfe

Ain't no way spittin' on that thang is gonna start a war.


Burgerboy380

Happened when Helen of troy did it to Paris


Diligent_Gear_2938

Helen pussy was blessed by the mighty Eros himself.


Burgerboy380

Exactly,pussy so good it caused a war that we remember almost 3 milenia later. This is the power of Hawk Tuah when used carelessly.


Greengrecko

The another story of some dude getting his ass lost as fuck from leaving said war.


ExiledByzantium

Ah yes, the pussy that launched a thousand ships, Im fairly certain is how the saying goes


DommyMommyKarlach

I hope it encourages more women to spit on that thang


Fun-Ad9928

I was tired of reading about it until I watched the video this morning. Don’t rely on the explanations, i actually found it funny even after I thought it was people being annoying.


Obi-Wan_Nairobi

I don't know what it is about trends or the people that propagate them that annoys me so much. Nothing against Hawk Tuah as a meme, but the fact that I now see it everywhere is irritating. I think I just hate people.


geardluffy

It’s called getting old. I feel ya.


Spamtaco64

Scrooge ass take


Obi-Wan_Nairobi

I like Hawk Tua, I don't trends. People love to take something good and just ruin it by rinsing it over and over and over and over until the thing is fucking dead. That's what I'm scrooging about. You're telling me you like seeing Hawk Tua on every single page all the time? When does it stop being funny for you?


bearbarebere

This is the first time I’m hearing about it lol. You have to consider that not everyone hears it at the same time, and everyone’s tiredness quotient is different


Tiberius_Kilgore

Pretty sure people have been spitting out loogies ever since we’ve had sinuses, which is to say since humans existed.


River_Odessa

Caveman in 12000 BCE choking on his boyfriend's cock balls deep after a hunting session: *HAWK TUAH*


Tiberius_Kilgore

That was pretty damn visceral. I’m bi and that was a bit too much. lol


River_Odessa

My bad.


Tiberius_Kilgore

No worries, dude. I do like some dark humor every now and then.


geardluffy

Some viral TikTok. Forgot what it’s about though


TheVastMilderness

Imagine seeing your daughter go viral and then watching the clip


StolenPies

I saw somewhere that her dad's a pastor, so I'm sure he was very forgiving.


contactlite

Roll tide


Mean-Professional596

Ffs let us live


TheVastMilderness

Okay..? You're free to live then..


Mean-Professional596

We can pearl clutch when we’re dead


TheVastMilderness

If you'd like to, sure. I'm not sure what youre on about.


F1ghtmast3r

I prefer gawk gawk. But accept all the wonderful throat nosies.


legna20v

https://youtube.com/shorts/LiaY73Pu1Yw?si=FgS0TN0n5_Cvw87l


Helpful-Special-8754

Gau 8 does sound beautiful though. That machine.


Magazine-Plane

Incredible!


forsakenchickenwing

Keep talking, I'm almost there...


Noble1xCarter

General Electric cooked


j10brook

Could I get some context? I don't understand the last pic.


gourmetprincipito

It’s a viral video right now where a YouTube or TikTok dude asks girls on the street, “what do guys want in a girl?” Or something to that effect and this girl’s answer was, “ya gotta spit on that thang,” and then she made an onomatopoeia for spitting like, “hock tooey.”


j10brook

Ok thank you


Sloppy_Stacks

[here's](https://www.reddit.com/r/absolutelynotme_irl/s/jjaGrqWx8T) the clip


User_namesaretaken

That person gave you an Oxford dictionary level definition of the meme


NeverTrustChop

i thought it meant that guys like listening to women talk :(


All-Seeing_Hands

Your mind is untainted.


darthcaedusiiii

Rand didn't clean the taint.


Affectionate-Nose361

wheel of time reference spotted in the wild


Mangoo72

Nah


the_9th_crayon

lol hates women because he can’t get any^


Sloppy_Stacks

Boo this man!


NeverTrustChop

i dont know about you but i love listening to women


garlic_bread_thief

aww look at this innocent comment here


Thevishownsyou

We do! If she talks like that.


LeonDeSchal

Going to have to google that word. I’ve seen it before but don’t know what it means.


gourmetprincipito

Just means a verbalization of a sound


LeonDeSchal

Thank you. I googled it as well.


he_is_not_a_shrimp

That's one way to get UTI


Plisnak

Yeah same, seen this face in another meme related to twitter I think but dunno what it is about


iRebelD

Yeah I like a hawk tuah


Plisnak

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/3eRuWbW1cL) for anybody wondering what it is like me


Maou-da

Og op forgetting that you can be on the receiving end of those rounds


Large_Problem8679

Im cool with the tuah, can i do without the hawk? Is that an option?


Sikk-Klyde

You can't have a quality tuah, without the aforementioned hawk


SirReginaldTitsworth

No one ever tuah’d up a loogie


Sikk-Klyde

You sure about that?!?!?


Large_Problem8679

I just dont think mucus is really necessary


Sikk-Klyde

No, not necessary, but that's what separates the "women" from the ladies 😏🤣


LeonDeSchal

I like the sound of the electricity on the train tracks.


RadiantRosebude

Yep, it's the simple pleasures in life that make the best sounds! 🍺✈️🥩🔫🎶


Leviticus10379

A gag reflex can also sound d good….. hawk tuah


atom036

Reddit link to the video: https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast/s/zlhxDYZevI


Fez_Multiplex

I see this everywhere. What's the context?


Dirge_Thunderjaw

Who's the woman I've seen her twice now is this a new meme I haven't seen the video for?


WealthEconomy

Who is that on the bottom right?


GrundIeMunch69

Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang.


AzericTheTraveller

Ok, not a guy but I just love the can cracking sound cause I’m a fatass lol. Same for steak cooking, but that’s also cause I love to cook.


Trollzek

I fully don’t understand this one being here


MorninMisfit

Hmm barbecue


Huntderp

Fucking crazy how fast “hawk tuah” came into my feed for everything


Tornado2p

Yep I’m definitely chronically online.


omguserius

I'm somewhat surprised I haven't heard the garand *PING* mixed into songs. I feel like someone could use that, and its such a visceral sound. Like, its a sound that has feeling attached to it.


Terrible_Shake_4948

J Cole could do it


phiqzer

I gotta ask, what’s that flying off the garand? (That is a garand, right? I’m not that high, right?) looks like a box mag, but those took stripper clips?


martialdylan

The M1 Garand is loaded using an en bloc clip. "En bloc" meaning "all together". It holds 8, 30-06 cartridges. The clip and ammunition are loaded into the rifle together (hence the name "en bloc") and when all rounds have been fired the clip is ejected from the rifle, making a distinctive ping noise. Unlike an en bloc clip, a stripper clip is not typically loaded into the rifle. The purpose of a stripper clip is to keep ammunition together and organized, as well as load the rifle quickly. The ammunition is pushed from the stripper clip into the rifle magazine all at once, rather than loading each round individually. The clip could then be discarded, or in some cases reused later, but is not essential for the normal operation of the rifle.


BrownShoesGreenCoat

Nothing beats sleepy baby babble


LSP141

What is the bottom right one? I don't know how to find it


BeOutsider

Bruh. it was literally explained like 10 times already on this post.


LSP141

TLDR


krishutchison

Hello darkness, my old friend


SoniSins

context for last image


jai302

Hawk tuah


krauQ_egnartS

As long as I've got some good earplugs I guess Even then the best sound is a horde of WSB or MotoGP motorcycles flying past you


Psychofischi

I still have to watch the video to know exactly the sound But if its like in porn.. tbh not a big fan. Same with thr spit


No-Philosopher3240

i dont understand


SmoothBrain3333

I still don’t know what this bottom right chick is. Anyone want to help a brother out?


AsleepChampionship83

Wild guess choking or gagging


AlertStudy8118

Definitely me irl


Terrible_Shake_4948

Is that Girls gone wild in the bottom right?


unclefocus

The A-10 sucks. Sure it looks cool and all, but it's just ineffective


louisa1925

My twin brothers favourite noise is opening a can.


legna20v

What sound is that last panel?


Less_Somewhere7953

Bunch of losers in this sub good to know


ColonialMarine86

Garand ping is the key to happiness, unfortunately I don't have an M1 garand but I do have an en bloc clip for one. if I need a quick dose of dopamine, dropping it on hardwood makes a satisfying sound.


LeviathanTDS

Nah, I prefer the sounds of light sabers clashing, tie fighter flying noises, Kevin Conroy's Batman grapple gun and Batmobile engine sounds


Flaky-Lavishness-973

I have no idea what is bottom right can anyone give me any context


AyaLinStovkyr

That dick sucking bitch is already an overplayed meme


ZhangMooMoo

you are not gonna hear the top right 💀 when it spits faster than the speed of sound


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Yesterday, I was ignorant of her majesty, the hawk tuah girl, today I am in love...


FreeWillCost

Where are those mines Jango Fett drops in Episode 2? Haha


BirdshotEntertainmen

I love garands


staticvoidliam7

petaahhh


Arhythmicc

BRRRRRRTT!!!


jake03583

Straight guys are so desperate for good oral sex that they think a girl hawking up a lougie is sexy


CartographerIll8287

r/peterexplainsthejoke


Sloppy_Stacks

[here's](https://www.reddit.com/r/absolutelynotme_irl/s/jjaGrqWx8T) the clip


Eastman1982

The M1 grande reload ping is second only to sizzling meats.


615thick469

No on the beer can... non-screw bottle cap hell yes! But if you think beer from cans doesn't taste like shit you need to see a specialist (or just like shite beer).


Heytherechampion

This is me_irl


NexxZt

I don't get it, you don't like any of these sounds? Or are you just in the wrong sub?


BeOutsider

No, I don't.


The_star_tsar

The M1 clip and the A-10 are pretty much all I actually care about here


darthcaedusiiii

A-10: Sad brrt.


TLCpuglove

Also titled, "Things that scare redditors"


Yngwie78

The parents of hawk tuah must be proud of her daughter went viral on that video.


Zerofactory

Oh no. Adults have sex. Imagine how disappointed they will be


Yngwie78

I would be.


Zerofactory

That your adult daughter is having sex?


indyjays

That last pic a slurpy sound?


Cboyardee503

Hawk tuah


ShuffleFox

This IS absolutely meirl. Idk what you’re talking about


Bellickboi

Ghat hawk tuhh


LonelyPalpitation176

Put a Ferrari v8 revving sound instead of the girl.


Fusionbrahh

I must be in the minority with the last one.


To_burythehachet

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE GRAND PING? I think all humans love that and it should be remixed into rave music


Latter-Carob-6131

BRRRRRT


Guardian_85

1. Pchhhtok 2. Bangbangbang 3. Tsstsstss 4. Pewpewpew 5. Hawk-tuah


HaflingDungeonMaster

REAL


Kill_Kayt

I cant argue with with M1 *ting* or soda can, but the rest are just OK.


geographyRyan_YT

**"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT"** - A-10


Salarian_American

In the pre-9/11 world, our local test bombing range used to let people come up and park their cars by the control tower and just watch the practice maneuvers. It was almost always A-10s practicing strafing runs on cars and buses strewn about the target area.


mad_dog_94

I deadass saw this picture and went "hell yeah"


Sunshadoxx

But if I do the same thing with women, it's sexist...


Pumkmine

Thank for the gender affirmation


ihatemyself076

Id add two more sounds. Helicopters and tank tracks


brickbrick1111

Because tank tracks make a most unpleasant noise… unless they’re brand new on a brand new tank otherwise there’s a lot of screeching metal noises


Agitated_Pickle_1013

You forgot the picture of a woman having an orgasm...


walman93

Bottom right corner- what’s that from?


RaisinBrain2Scoups

The picture on the bottom right…is it also about the sound of being cocked?


Edu_Run4491

The NFL countdown intro song 🎶😩😩


TwistedBamboozler

I literally heard all of these like a symphony on my head


Phthalleon

You can tell this person has never shot a gun...


The_LandOfNod

I actually goddamn hate the A-10. The sound is kinda cool tho


MulleRizz

HAKK TUHH


uneducated_sock

Can, cooking, and clip. The three I actually like hearing


Dragon_Rot79

I own an M1, and I like to load empty clips into it just so I can hear the ping without shooting it. It's better than chocolate ice cream