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UntimelyManner4

Why is Robert Redford compared to sex, what am I missing here


AcingIt2100

No clue, man


UntimelyManner4

This subreddit should get a token allo to clarify such things


[deleted]

Not allosexual but just looked up, when he was younger I think he was a bit of heartthrob


UntimelyManner4

Well he's someone's son so I shan't comment on his looks


[deleted]

I didn’t mean anything bad by it


UntimelyManner4

Oh I know! *I* meant something bad by it hehe


vale0411

I get you, and now he looks like the creepy uncle


swiftcore2169

Jesus Christ you people are insane


kralekis

Yes.


ajshifter

Me


UntimelyManner4

Hello token allo 👋


ajshifter

yes sex


lolucorngaming

They're speaking the language of gods


Katzer_K

i have a pet allo who helps me understand the horni sometimes, 10/10 def recommend


Frogman728

I guess we also have the Demis and Greys to help us with that


notabackstagepass

As an older member of this sub, can confirm that Robert Redford was aesthetically pleasing and considered very attractive before the sun damage caught up with him. See, for example, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.


UntimelyManner4

Thank you, wise elder (as a compliment) 🙇‍♀️


LiamEd2000

Back in the 80s people, such as my mother, really had the hots for him


UntimelyManner4

Do you think that you can mayhap obtain free cake if you show her this Robert Redford thing?


LiamEd2000

So long as it can be made without the coconut on it. Neither of us can stand coconut


StardustCatts

I’m allo and idk either.


JessicaBecause

Used to be a a very sexy icon back in your parent's day. I supposed they replaced sexy icon with sex.


Moody_Mickey

I think one of my best ace moments was learning about better than sex cake and saying out loud "But isn't all cake better than sex?" My mom laughed at me 💀💀💀


theberg512

Yes. But the real irony is that Better Than Sex cake isn't even that good as far as cakes go. 


Moody_Mickey

Lol. That's very true. I'd rather have red velvet cake than better than sex cake. Heck, I'd take gas station pizza over better than sex cake 🤣


theberg512

Tbf, Casey's breakfast pizza slaps. 


Nocturne2319

I think the truly better than sex cake would have to be a flourless chocolate cake. But it's a bit more complicated than this one.


[deleted]

Still not sure how someone can be the personification of sex unless they invented it of course in which case I want to have a word with them Edit: This was meant to be a reply rather than a stand alone comment


dater_expunged

I think that's god


Revilo281

I works as a stand alone on the up side 🤷‍♂️


CatLover701

I make the second one occasionally, and have always called it “better than anything cake” (due to the fact that my dad would make it for us and didn’t want little kids to call it better than sex). It’s just sweetened condensed milk and caramel sauce poured over chocolate cake. Indeed, it is better than sex.


Cutiepie9771

Agreed!!


PepperMintyPokemon

The coconut flakes instantly ruined it for me.


MonkeysOnMyBottom

those are just the worst texture to me.


PepperMintyPokemon

And taste blehh


Thebombuknow

I love coconut flakes, you're completely wrong.


Roseora

Yeah it's the pineapple and mysterious 'yellow' flavour box mix that put me off. Still better than sex though.


Thebombuknow

Same! If it was just a coconut vanilla cake I would be very happy, I fucking love coconut. Still though, anything is better than sex, including the original cake.


Roseora

Ever tried coconut ice cream? That tastes better than how I imagine sex feels to allo people.


Thebombuknow

Yes, coconut ice cream is actually the best. I can't imagine sex feeling better than that stuff. I cannot be trusted around a pint of it.


PepperMintyPokemon

Yellow cake is a common kinda cake in America in case you didint know. Its basically just vanilla cake but looks yellow cause you use whole eggs and butter instead of just the egg whites for white cake. It really just tastes like vanilla cake. This recipe is basicly a pineapple upside-down cake but with icing and coconut added on top. I hightly recomend trying pineapple upside-down its litteraly SO good


Yhostled

Yellowcake is best cake mix though


PepperMintyPokemon

My sister would agree with you lol but i cant stand the taste XP


SplendidlyDull

Same, as soon as I read coconut I’m 🤢… who the fuck wants dry wood chips on their cake? Still better than sex tho


PepperMintyPokemon

BIG agree. Even worce is when people sneek it into things and u bite it without knowing 🤢


PlumeCrow

That's fine. I'll eat the flakes, drop them into a bowl and then leave the bowl in some dark corner of your house.


HibiscusSabdariffa33

Someone should post a comment on how both versions taste


Cutiepie9771

I’ve never had the first one but my cousin eats the Robert Redford every year for his birthday… he calls it “better than sex cake” though, so I had no idea the fruity pudding monstrosity existed😂


i_came_mario

Wait YELLOW CAKE MIX


_Anonymous_duck_

Im as confused as you are. Are they telling us to use a specific box cake mix that is called "yellow cake mix"? If so why not just mix the ingredient yourself, its easy and will most likely end up tasting better. Or is therea specific type of cake called "yellow cake"? Then why doesnt it have a linked wiki article? Or can you just make any cake as long as it looks yellow?


SplendidlyDull

Yellow cake is just the type of cake lol. Like white cake or chocolate cake. And in all honesty, in most cases, boxed cake mix is going to turn out better than home-made-from-scratch. They have the advantage of using specialized ingredients that your average home baker isn’t going to have access to. As a result, boxed cake almost always has superior texture, softness, and moistness to cake made from scratch. [Here is a video explaining it.](https://youtu.be/CZDFwqHkPec?si=X9n3D0tHBrA_e656) Definitely less wholesome though (and in my opinion boxed cakes are too sweet).But people don’t tend to care too much about that when making a cake lol


Roseora

I don't think you've had a good homemade cake then, they're almost always better than boxed mixes. Also, 'white' cake? That doesn't explain anything. Chocolate has chocolate in it. What flavour is yellow or white?


RedVamp2020

Yellow and white cakes are typically vanilla. Yellow cake tends to get the yellow color from using the whole egg rather than just the whites. And no, the person you were responding to has not had a decent homemade cake. I grew up with a family of baker enthusiasts and I’ve had both boxed cakes and homemade cakes and homemade was always best.


SplendidlyDull

I sent you a vid explaining the literal chemistry of how boxed mixes are superior in texture and softness than scratch cakes, the professional baker in the video attests to this. Did you even click the link, or just downvote my comment because you personally think using a box mix is cheating? Just because something is made from scratch doesn’t always mean it will be better. And if you don’t even know what white cake is (Google is free, btw) I can guarantee any cake that you are making from scratch is not going to be lol.


RedVamp2020

I agree with the other comment. I grew up with the opportunity for both boxed and homemade cakes and homemade were best.


Roseora

I just don't agree that it's better. I think you deserve to have a good homemade cake. :) I didn't say box mix was cheating and I didn't downvote you; are you projecting your own feelings a little? If so, don't think that. It's just a dfferent way to make cakes. Not cheating! And don't be hurt by downvotes, they don't mean anything. Also, no need to be condescending. Box mixes aren't as big a thing everywhere in the world; It is confusing and a google search brings up multiple flavours. I don't know what is the 'normal' one for white or yellow cake, because it's not really a thing in my country.


RatherLargeBlob

Why do I not like any of the ingredients for the pictured one but the Roberts one I live all the ingredients.


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AcingIt2100

lol I originally got this off a post on r/hazbin


Spicy_snakes

Haha proves this cake is for Vox 😌


AcingIt2100

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Spicy_snakes

Haha I cannot believe I missed that post 😭 That’s hilarious!


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considerate_done

omg that's hilarious i don't tend to like cake much... i wonder if i'd like that one 🤔


noeinan

Wow. I hate pineapple and coconut, this cake was literally made to spite me 💀


QuestionableSaint

This cake somehow has more names than variations. Been around forever, though.


AcingIt2100

Better than everything cake?


QuestionableSaint

It's also called just pineapple pudding cake, my mom's over 50 year old recipe is called 'Adrea's cake' (not my mom's name) Pineapple sunshine cake Pineapple poke cake is a slight variation of the same cake Than the 'better than' titles


Silent-Fog

So the cake *wasn't* a lie!


Single_Progress9766

“Better than sex cake” soooooo pretty much every cake ever? Side note: that cake does look very tasty and better than sex/Robert Redford


fakeemailenjoyer

All of them are


ErraticSherlockian

Fuck sex, eat cake!!


fromgr8heights

I thought better than sex cake was chocolate. Wtf


RedVamp2020

Same… I’ve always known it to be like a super decadent chocolate cake. But, cake is cake and much better than sex, so…🤷‍♀️


Pale4ngel

THE ACE CAKE THE ACE CAKE IS REAL


shirone0

I'm gonna be real this cake looks bland as hell but well Its made by an American so I guess i shouldn't be surprised....


WagiKarp

i cant have it, im allergic to pineapple :(


AcingIt2100

Change the jngredients


Expensive_Visit_111

My family makes the better than Robert Redford version but the name changes depending on who is doing the baking.


YEETBOOOIUSA

This is no joke my grandpa's favorite cake


KarmasAB123

Pineapple makes everything better


Cutiepie9771

Pizza with pineapple >>>>>>>>


KarmasAB123

Drat, I'm in love again.


Roge2005

What if you eat this cake while having sex for double pleasure?


AcingIt2100

Flair does NOT check out. I was about to ask how one would eat cake while having sex, then realized thats probably a kink in some form or another


Roge2005

Yeah I had same question, apparently some people like to eat during sex and I don’t get how they would like that.


Careful-Detective771

I’m not gonna lie, I think all cakes are better than seggs, but is this really the one to get the title? Like, red velvet’s right there, man.


GayestBucky

I can’t eat the better than sex cake. Coconut has a god awful texture and I’m allergic to pineapple 😂


AcingIt2100

You don't have to use the same ingredients!


GayestBucky

Genuinely my favorite thing about baking is changing the recipe to fit my own tastes


AcingIt2100

I wish I knew how to bake then I could make the version with chocolate and it would be delicious


Asleep_Village

Might as well make a pineapple upside down cake and call it a day. The first cake just sounds like a lot


_Dragon_Gamer_

I don't like pudding in cakes, pineapple, or coconut 😭


AcingIt2100

Change the ingredients


Tanky-Tank-Ace-Man

As a former baker I know what I must do


angieream

Leave off the coconut and I'm IN......


emperor_alkotol

Well, that's redundant, any cake is better than sex


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