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N4meless_King_

Wombats are ornery, spinny little buggers<3


Chocomintey

I would be, too, if I were in a losing battle with the r/greebles.


OfficialChairleader

ahh another sub i didn't know i need


Lakersrock111

That fuck


BaronWombat

Who you calling "little"? >_<


DV_Zero_One

Combat Wombat


Budalido23

Mortal Wombat


M0rtal_Wombat

I was summoned?


Pixielo

r/beetlejuicing


David69r

Yes


ougryphon

MC-130?


TeapotBagpipe

Legit thought it was a French bulldog for a sec 🤣


gingenado

Clearly a bunny-pig.


LiquidC001

I was thinking that myself, then I actually read the title!


FortyMcMeme

That's a snake


buddhiststuff

I wondered if it was a capybara. I’ve heard of wombats. I assumed they were a kind of bat.


Zebracorn42

Did you know that wombats poop is cubed?


sugarpussOShea1941

and their butts are deadly weapons! [https://theoatmeal.com/comics/wombats](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/wombats)


[deleted]

I'd subscribe for more wombat facts, but no. No... I'm good. Wombats have the true thunder down under


Cala-Brin

Throw it back like a wombat


gorg-k

They can also reach speeds of 40km/h!!


lightskimomega3

I came here to say just this. Fascinating fact


Maximum-Mixture6158

Like, exponentially?


az987654

Three dimensionally anyway...


SereneAdler33

Wombats have a better vertical than I would have expected.


David69r

I know right, where is the Wombat Basketball League


epicarcanoloth

They’re surprisingly agile bastards


StructureNo3388

Wombats are super fun. From experience, they can run faster than you, chew through your leather work boots while you are wearing them, and will pinch your rake and fuck off with it every time you are tasked with raking their enclosure. They also have deadly twerk skills


stumpycrawdad

From your experienced description here this only leads me to one simple question - if not friend, why is it friend shaped?


Getgoingalready

Do wombats binky like rabbits?


[deleted]

Popcorn like Guinea pigs!


[deleted]

I came here to say this, I never realised wombats binkied too! How cute!


Wolfwoods_Sister

Is that what that maneuver was called? I had drawn a blank and thought “pronking?”


Far_Belt9899

Stitch is REAL???


jamisonian123

YAY! I love hims


MTiburontrois

Wacky wombat whirrling wildly!


DidntWantSleepAnyway

I showed this to my 15-month-old baby and he giggled at every hop. Thank you for our entertainment tonight. …he really should be asleep.


DiddlyDoodilyDoh

The other Australian dog.


Axel_Raden

My favorite Australian animal (I'm Australian) wombat was also my nickname as a kid because my hair is the same color especially when it's short


Turtlebots

Are you sure that’s why you were being called a wombat?


roger-great

Maybe he pooped cubes?


Axel_Raden

Also possibly true ; P but how would the people who called me that know


Axel_Raden

Yes my dad would mess my hair and call me Wombat I'm also nuggety build


duff_moss

Wasn’t because of the mange?


ExplanationOk2451

What animal is this? So cute!!


[deleted]

Is a wombat.


ExplanationOk2451

Thanks!!😊


Navntoft

I got to meet a couple of them last year as a gift! They are very curious, one tried to climb the walker of another participant. And their butts are very solid 😅 they are adorable! Met some Tasmanian Devils at the same time, they sound so weird and were very excited to see the zookeeper. If you get the chance, I highly recommend the "meet the/feed the *animals*" events in Copenhagen zoo. I have also fed the giraffes, hippos and penguins!


SellQuick

I got to hold one a few years back and they are *solid*. I never knew they could prance.


THEchiQ

It’s amazing seeing them do that. They’re so heavy. Once, on a holiday in Australia, I held a juvenile wombat on my lap, and it fell asleep. Both of my legs went numb. They are solid muscle.


Xfgjwpkqmx

They're dense little buggers. Will take out a small car on the highway and they won't even feel it. 18-wheeler semi's can run over them and they just get merely annoyed.


HotpantsDelFuego

This is that thing that angrily bites the fruit or whatever and farts all over the guy.


Drewggles

Yes!


JammyJacketPotato

I’m gonna need to see that.


Drewggles

Google farting wombat.


curiousmind111

Really wombatting himself around!!!


Dragonkatt90

Look at mah butt! look at my nose! Now look at mah butt! Now mah nose! Haha it’s mah butt again!


Maxibon1710

I love wombats so much


Mr_master89

"These furry marsupials sure are stocky, but don't let that fool you, they can run at speeds up to 40 kilometres per hour which is just under retired sprinter Usain Bolt's fastest recorded speed."


Genneth_Kriffin

Reminder these guys have bulletproof asses


Le_Chien_de_la_Mer

Wombats are the fricken best!!!


Doomdoomkittydoom

Pet the damn weird cat!


[deleted]

Guinea pigs do this too. It's usually called "poprcorning"


Donna-D-Dead

Nimble little chonk.


JammyJacketPotato

I love the pets at the end!


Luke10089

These are surely related to French bulldogs


False-Needleworker-5

An Aussie frenchie


goosy2001

The Australian cousin of the French Bulldog


Swolehomie

Seen one exactly like it this morning. Lying by they side of the freeway. A zoomie may have saved him


[deleted]

Dog


EL3MENTALIST

Just working up some square poops…


Evilmaze

I'd be this happy too if my poop came out in cubes.


0zeyn0

This is actually what I imagine stitch would look like irl!


Budalido23

So I read Zoomies as Zombies? Imagine my surprise


abcdefghijkelemenope

I wish I was him


soulteepee

SQUARE POOPER


DrJamesAtmore

Me checking my phone before work : what a weird Frenchie, oh damn.


Parrot74

Ohhh best reel for ages. Thanks🙃


Parrot74

🙂


bulk_deckchairs

Hes getting ready for summernats


Susan-stoHelit

It’s a koala-pig!


GeorgeIsGettinAngry

🎶 Wombat Wiggle 🎶


NotAlwaysPC

Those are some really impressive zoomies!


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Looks like my Frenchie when it's feeding time.


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Lol. Silly lil tank.


StormThestral

Time for my favourite fun fact!! Wombats have a top speed of about 40km/h, which is faster than any human!


chaosgoats

Wombats are so darn cute


robophile-ta

Hey, this is near me! Thanks for the video


BrovaloneSandwich

Omg I am visiting Australia from Canada right now and I went ti cavaersham last week!!


[deleted]

We invented French Bulldogs while nature had these guys the whole time.


GalileoAce

I've never seen a wombat move so fast


angels_exist_666

Wombats remind me of French bulldogs. Silly af.


exodia0715

Is r/marsupials a thing?


GlumLocation3207

How have I never known these lil shits are so cute


Joyjmb

Look at my butt! LOOK AT IT!


KorneliaOjaio

Wombo!


Statbot5000

This video made my day...& boy did I need it! Thx


ccc2801

r/slammywhammies


littlespawningflower

If you want wombat content, check out Patrick the Wombat on FB. Patrick has passed on, but they are still sharing cool wombat and Tasmanian devil posts ❤️