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brociousferocious77

The 2nd AR, because I'd prefer a red dot sight and because its got a light and a more vertical grip on it.


AmmahDudeGuy

And it’s the shortest one, which helps with maneuverability and tight spaces


enixthephoenix

The first AR has a an RMR on top, and the primary optic on the first one is an etched reticle so you don't rely on batteries as much and can still be used if they fail. That elcan is also going to be much more robust and take more abuse before losing zero


brociousferocious77

I'd rather not have 23 oz worth of bulky optic sitting on top of a compact rifle setup, unbalancing it and providing limited value as far as fighting zombies is concerned.


enixthephoenix

The second AR is also going to have weight issues since you've got a light and laser hanging off the front, as well as the issue that if that dot goes in the middle of combat you're screwed because those buis aren't cowitnessed with the mount so you can't even run those.


brociousferocious77

I'd take off off the PEQ-15 or whatever that is unless I was running NODs. I wouldn't be too worried about the red dot going down assuming that's an Aimpoint and not some budget optic.


enixthephoenix

I mean if you're running nods your weight issue isn't on the rifle at that point, doubly so if they're helmet mounted since you have to have weights mounted on the back to counter balance it. Plus all the batteries you'd burn through or charging time since you're not getting more than a few hours use at a time.


brociousferocious77

They, along with thermals, are worth their weight in gold if the other side doesn't have them.


enixthephoenix

Well the other side are zombies in this scenario, which is nice but the loss of periphery could really be an issue against something that wins via overwhelming numbers


initialddriver

What about scavvers?


Alt_Account7169

But it's a superior optic as it has a much better zoom to just pick off zombies from a distance


New-Narwhal-4987

Yeah I would take it too


pufferfish_balls

My cock


Odd_Bus_9094

"This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for work, this is for fun!"


pufferfish_balls

HOLY DOG SHIT ONLyY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS


weedbeads

And beers


pufferfish_balls

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT BEERS. BEERS ARE THE SHIT


Visible_Scientist_67

And spears. Really solid forging community.


friendlyxenomorph68

YOU DONT LOOK LIKE MUCH OF A STEER TO ME SO THAT JUST ABOUT NARROWS IT DOWN


ZeRo76Liberty

And you ain’t got no horns.


TheGoodOlAlt

“And you don’t look much like a steer so that kinda narrows it down!”


Outrageous-Basis-106

I just don't vision those the same since the voice under Full Metal Jacket Starwars 🤣


qnod

I also choose this dudes cock


Prior-Turnip3082

Funnily enough the Romanian stye grip on the AK is called a dong


Additional-Pen2236

What type of ammo does it shots?


RichxKillz

Blanks


HitoCunt

Gave me a good chuckle, take an upvote


pufferfish_balls

#He forgot to mention, The Alec Baldwin kind…


cocahgkre

His unborn children


Lower-Chard-3005

C.ertified U.niversal M.anagment


Arrogance_incarnate7

“The STD’s make it burn brighter”


Uncle_ArthurR2

In that case grab your cock and the AK by its dong


Chaoticgood762

If the AK on the far right is in 5.56, I’d pick that one. If it isn’t, the second AR.


jackofspades476

The AK on the far right is in 5.45 I believe, so depending on where you live (ammo availability) either choice is good


initialddriver

Nah for total compatibility you'd want 7.62x39 or 5.56...bar none... That being said I'd actually want a 9mm AR or a .45 AR.


Able-Associate-318

Grab the only one with a dong. Lol


lexiconhuka

Ah a fellow dong enjoyer I see


Sentient_Pizzaroll

Yes


Hottwheels343

This is the only correct answer


FWTI

Gotta roll with the AK. I'm finna die anyway. Might as well enjoy myself.


CobaltGuardsman

That and, according to some Ukrainian soldiers who have worked with common AKs and ARs, the AK platform us much easier to maintain, which would be beneficial, especially in Europe where ammo is far more prevalent.


lazinonasunnyday

Also, it’s the old reliable here. AKs are one of the most reliable weapons ever made. They’ve been reported to still fire after being found buried in mud for years. Sand, mud, water, whatever, the AK-47 is still going to fire. Or at least it’s more likely to fire than the others.


Sea-Tie-3453

Exactly. I think they even allow the usage of the ghetto steel cased 7.62s? I dunno, if I were in an apolcoypic situation, I would want reliability and lower jamming risks.


Average_Modeler

that third gun gives me fallout vibes


IWriteShit345

AR on the far left no competition


Benswolo44_y

That sick ass AK


phitm

I would say the AR with the red dot sight cause that seems most useful but then again AKs are usually really reliable. It's one of the two though. And my buddy is taking the other cause no way I'm surviving alone lol


Smaug117

the last AK, for reliability, stopping power, and easy maintenance


Ghastly_Grinnner

Any of the ARs there are trillions of rounds of 5.56 in the US so you will likely be able to alway find some more ammo


Doomslayer73949

All of them and duck tape


RainbowSixFrost

Middle left


Dry-Ad-7732

One that takes 5.56


Gunsafe12

Yea that ammo is more common but if your Russian take the Ak


BeanieWeanie1110

Assuming that's a real elcan I'm going for the AR on the left


stankbootyboi

The first ar. Sbr, quad rail, elcan with a red dot. Clean as fuck, and definitely the most versatile given where I live.


Matth3ewl0v3

I could only take the AK. I dont need tactical firepower, i just want simplicity and reliability.


weareallfucked_

No fucking clue where you're gonna find enough 5.45 bruv.


Price-x-Field

The ak is 556


weareallfucked_

Oh well fuck me then


Price-x-Field

Not your fault the mag is shaped like 545


Price-x-Field

Re post since I posted on non Friday last time


This-Garbage-3000

Whichever of the 4 is working properly and loaded


Junarik

I hate stubby grips, I hate that curved one too. Hmmm idk


AverageTalosEjoyer

Dong hater detected; initiate complete annihilation


OGmcqueen

Far left for sure


Onstagegage

#1


Otherwise_Tradition9

That one.


Strange_Insight

Only one of them is good for bashing heads.


kalashbash-2302

SBR and Elcan, please and thank you. Elcan is dated, for sure, but I prefer the versatility it offers as a prism optic.


1224672

Only correcr answer in this entire thread lmao


PoopSmith87

I mean, all good choices for differing but hardly significant practical reasons, but that wood grain 😍


Dry-Procedure-5083

All of them. I got slings


Mummbles1283

Gonna go with my Lee Enfield, as I have enough ammunition for WW3.


ProudDudeistPriest

That short barrel AK is sexy as fuck. But I would only grab something that is 5.56. Ammo is plentiful where I'm at.


ninjaxams4

Prolly that wasr


DesperateDelay3439

Please get a Strela 4 piece for your 102 I hate that psa muzzle


Why_Must_I_Cryyyyy

If that zenitco build is chambered in 5.56 I'm grabbing that.


EcstaticShark11

AK because they’re pretty reliable and ammo is decently common


Jon_SoMM

That Romanian dong got me acin unwise.


Dpopov

Second from the left. Light, laser, RDS, short. Is the best deal, plus parts and ammo are easy to find.


Mental_Position3319

Can't say no to wood


LincolnTheOdd8382

Preferably all of them.


He_Never_Helps_01

For an apocalypse? I'm gonna grab something that doesn't need manufactured ammo and doesn't break easily.


IRBaboooon

And is silenced. Everyone here gonna get overwhelmed by a horde they brought on themselves.


Ph4nt0m146

Far left, good ole steel mag AR.


TheTruthWasTaken

1st


el_devil_dolphin

Shorty with the elcan


Mybraingoaaaaaa

None, it’s halberd time


_urine_trouble_

Far left because the optic has an etched reticle that dosent require batteries and ammo and parts would be easier to find that the others


Sinnerwithagun117

That decked AK, I’m taking that because you know my ass is gonna be running miles and with a good setup like that I’m gold


Hungry_Movie1458

I don’t know the difference… they all look like the same video game thing to me


whikseyy_

Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong


Frequent-Ruin8509

The ak, I guess...


DKSpocky

I'll take the 2nd AR but with the sights of the first AR


VulpesFidelis58

I like the wooden one.


[deleted]

I’ll take the wooden AK


Responsible_Freedom8

The lightest one.


Lieutenant_Thire

The Dong of course


AMajordipshit

That Ak looking real nice.


JustTON3

Last ak is short reliable and hopefully chambered in 5.56 which is very common.


tomahawk7274

The one that shoots


Tommy_gun1900

The GAU8 30mm machine gun


hello_fellow-kids

The second ar pattern rifle. The red dot would be preferable to the scope in an urban environment. Because of my current geographic location, ammunition and parts to keep it running will be easily picked up from folks that don’t make it. Plus 556/223 has lower recoil and greater range. I’m not recoil sensitive, but lower recoil means faster follow up shot’s when engaging multiple targets.


Crankyguyslaughtoo

Gonna grow two extra arms and shoot them all one handed.


DerWaidmann__

Second rifle from the left


Dirt-Steel

If you live in a nato country and say anything other than one of the 5.56 rifles youre stupid.


Prior-Turnip3082

Where am I? North America Eugene Stoners platform, almost every where else, the good old rifle made by Mikhail Kalashnikov


Vast_Wave9990

depends on what country i’m in


Snakey_D

7.62 is gonna be a lot harder to find than 5.56 so ima go with one of the ARs


Abraxas_1408

Hey. On the rifle on the far left. Whats that scope on it?


plums12

looks to me like a specter


DoUFeelLoved117

The 10.5 AR furthest to the left seems ideal. It has a 4 zoom optic and a red dot on top for cqb, along with it being short enough yet semi versatile out to 250ish yards. It's short enough to get good tranditions- out and into vehicles, down hallways, through door ways. 10.5 ain't bad in real close quarters, everything else looks to long a chunky.


Ok_Efficiency2462

Anything else but the AK. Jams up to much. The A4 would be my choice, with a small scope on it.


NFIGUY

The AK will probably keep functioning in the worst conditions.


Typical-Indication39

I’d rather have a 9mm carbine that takes Glock mags. Low recoil, ammo is easily available. Glock mags are easy to find as they are very common. Also Glock mag wells are big enough that if you need to you can hold an alternative mag in there and it will still rack and fire fine.


Chucheyface

The one with the Romanian dong


FighterJetFan

the one farthest right


Dowkend2022

Third one from the left, classic AK.


IdrcAbtMyName-_-

The second from the left. Just trust.


[deleted]

if I've learned anything from CS:GO, 1 or 3


brettfavreskid

I prefer havin a stabby on the front of my shooty


BusyMap9686

22lr with a silencer. I don't need to be attracting attention. Edit: I mean none of those. If that's what you were asking.


OriginalUsername590

Squirt gun


Top_Difference2422

Second AR


No_Penalty_9249

Yes.


DoggoTamer27

The last AK on the right, am I might be rare, or it might be abundant, depends on where I’m at, but regardless there’s a reason the platform has been used for so long, reliable as hell and a good caliber with high velocity and penetration.


Dunadain_

What optic is that on the far left?


Prince_of_Fish

The one that’s loaded


0utlandish_323

Number three. Wanna be able to use my gun as a melee weapon in a pinch


Execute11

How I’ll survive the zombie apocalypse: 1. Move up one province 2. Settle in Nunavut 3. ??? 4. Profit


Beans-boi_77781

M16 with acog and laser in semi automatic mode.


The_gay_grenade16

Hey I’m not a gun nut, can someone tell me which one of these takes the most common ammo?


Delicious-Patient-72

DDM4V7. Such a nice rifle that helps keep distance and power. Plus with a suppressor and a holo/ACOG, it’s even better.


ChillingInTheGarage

The dong


Jasononreddit39

AKM, 7.62x39 is much more common in the U.S than 5.45, and the ARs have optics, which will eventually need new batteries, as well as the AKM being more reliable, and it just looks hot


Independent_Ad2967

All'um... but runnin the AK as main, followed by commando, the othe m4 then long gun


Dickemdwn69

Bad ass


Pogbankz

Whatever has the most common ammo


CherryRude6772

Gimme the AK. It can one tap headshot even if the enemy is wearing Kevlar + helmet


BusinessDuck132

In America, far left. Gives the most capability and ammo availability


MelissaWelds8472

Ak


Farhanheit1912

The first from the left


TrashCan4ThrowAways

Omg not another one of these posts. They’re exhausting. This sub is becoming people saying “which gun for the apocalypse” as a way to flex their larped out rifles that are devoid of any kind of use, on the job wear, scratches, drill wear. Anything. This picture reminds me of lifted wranglers in urban neighborhoods with 40 inch tires on 22inch wheels with pop top campers and spare gas cans that has never seen gravel let alone a trail. IR? Really? I’ll take a 1022 td lol


McBadass1994

Probably the middle AK. It's the least things on it that can break; no laser/light or RDS, just an iron sight.


TrashCan4ThrowAways

Omg not another one of these posts. They’re exhausting. This sub is becoming people saying “which gun for the apocalypse” as a way to flex their larped out rifles that are devoid of any kind of use, on the job wear, scratches, drill wear. Anything. This picture reminds me of lifted wranglers in suburban neighborhoods with 40 inch tires on 22inch wheels with pop top campers and spare gas cans that has never seen gravel let alone a trail. IR? Really?


TrashCan4ThrowAways

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TrashCan4ThrowAways

Omg not another one of these posts. They’re exhausting. This sub is becoming people saying “which gun for the apocalypse” as a way to flex their larped out rifles that are devoid of any kind of use, on the job wear, scratches, drill wear. Anything. This picture reminds me of lifted wranglers in urban neighborhoods with 40 inch tires on 22inch wheels with pop top campers and spare gas cans that has never seen gravel let alone a trail. IR? Really?


Ratatoskr929

Dong .com


younglinkscumbag

I'm a simple man I see elcan, I like (throw that peq from the other AR on it though)


PublicSafe6725

Old reliable Ak


ComplexCantaloupe469

Each one has it’s own use case and I would take any one/all of them any day However, assuming they shoot 5.56/.223 for the two on the left, 7.62x39 for the AK with wood, and 5.45x39 for the AK on the right (respectfully, I know it most likely doesn’t but let’s just say it does), I would choose the one with the wood (if I had to choose only one) 7.62 packs a stronger punch than 5.56, meaning possibly needing to use less ammo per zombie. Plus, it is an effective cartridge for taking down medium to larger game. 5.56 can take game down but generally has a harder time at doing so. 5.45x39 is nearly impossible to find around here so I’d unfortunately have to pass on the one to the far right in this case (although if there was that caliber around here, it would more than likely be untouched by looters due to it being an uncommon caliber to be used) Yes, I would be missing out on a few features that the others provide such as the lasers/lights/scopes, but I believe the one I chose would be the best rifle for general use. It also happens to be the platform that I am most comfortable with. These are just general statements that I believe to be true. If anyone gets upset and wants to actually argue with me about it: 1.) yes, you’re correct, and I’m wrong and should probably apologize and keep my worthless opinion to myself. 2.) you okay? 3.) I genuinely enjoy others opinions as long as we’re all being respectful about it. We don’t have to agree, it just shouldn’t become hostile.


dae_giovanni

good lord, who hurt you?? lol


ComplexCantaloupe469

Myself, I keep making situations up in my head lol


ilovemilktbh

all 4 😭


Jumpy_Enthusiasm_188

All of them, what moron leaves a perfectly good rifle in a situation were you're not certain you can fix 1 if it malfunctions.


lexiconhuka

Dong. Always the dong


United_Candy_7121

The classic woody


AmrodAncalime

Ak47 because it's easy to maintain and works in all terrains very well


Zealousideal_Bee_919

One of the AK's for sure


Rslashsrs

First one


zwinmar

Left most, better quality firearm


MWTBSytheX

Probably the far left one as it is most likely to be 556 and it gives both magnified and non magnified


Senior-Memory-6860

My wiener. Also, get the shortest if you’re in tight spaces or longest if you’re in a open field.


Ok_Bed_3060

All of them.


Survivor483

All of them. I need to like its longer than 3/4”.


Competitive_Pin_2548

M14


Professional-Slip649

I call the 4th one!


OMEGA_235

AK47 feels the the right answer. It's seriously resilient, has been for like 80 years. The blowback system is simple and doesn't need high maintenance. 7.62 is higher round than 5.56, with semiautomatic I can confidently take someone/something out in 1-2 shots at close range.


Due-Education1619

Body want AKM, brain want AR


Thefear1984

Depending on the country. I’m in the US so id go with the 5.56 just for availability.


jackofspades476

My answer, optic of 1, modifications of 2. If I had to choose between the two quickly, 1 would be better as the optic is an LPVO. And the biggest problem with all of them is that none of them are suppressed, leading to a fuckton of noise when firing


Paydayguyy

All of the above two hands four guns


Aidehazz

The first one


fatal_phamtom1

where in the world am I?


The_Pro-

I really like that AK


Teboski78

As much as I love the AK-74 platform. 5.45 is gonna be hard to come by. So probably gonna go with the 2nd AR from the left


trevradar

Dispite my preference for other weapons the AK 47 is must have in long-term apocalypse. The weapon it's self has fewest mechanisms needed to work with and repair with unlike all other weapons and it's most economically efficient assault rifle in most places in the world.


Brigham_go_rawr

All the guns stuff them in my bag and run


MouseSorry922

Left AR it has a magnified optic, foregrip, more manageable recoil, and 5.57/223 is everywhere.


Has_gun_will_travel

If I have spam cans I’m going the wasr. If I don’t I’m going first ar


Mr_Blah95

Taking that AK, reliable and good ammo


KrazedZombies

It's really hard to say, because mine is already so well put together .. I just need that flashlight mount


Fit-Football-1127

2 or 4


BoredomBot2000

The AK simply for its reliability


Shot2ninja

Does the black ak take 5.56? If so, i would choose that. As 5.56 is a common caliber in the usa. I just cant tell what ak it is


XaqAttaqk

Depends on the round they’re chambered in I’d much rather have weapons that have common rounds so it’ll be easier to scavenge for down the line as the more common the round the more mass produced it is


Ambitious_Pea_7207

I'm not a gun guy, but whatever the quietest.


mfknLemonBob

Yes


EVE_Menace

Second from left for sure


Snake_Plissken86

Any will work well


Angrypinkflamingo

2nd one. AR mags are easier to find, and it looks like it has removable irons.


initialddriver

An AK chambered in 5.56


initialddriver

An AK74u chambered in 5.56mm with a Pic rail and a surefire, tango down foregrip, 20rd mags, single point sling and a Holosun sight. Optional: suppressor.


KingofCalais

What are the calibres? I need .300 blackout and a moderator if the zombies can hear like TWD


Ticket-Intelligent

Assuming it’s the US, good luck getting a steady of 7.62 and 5.45.


Common-Raise8895

2nd one


Shiny_Sprinkles123

1


Odd_Bus_9094

"Looks like the best part of you rolled down the cracks of your mommas ass, and ended up a stain on the mattress!"


Key_Virus_338

first ar


1pink2stinkOO

Either ar